I'm not saying, your IQ is really bad

Chapter 99 I am changing a new column for you

Chapter 99 I am changing a new column for you
"It's a great honor to invite our top student in the sea today——Linghu Yifei. As the end of the term approaches, what kind of study method does he use to keep his grades excellent? Excuse me, student Linghu, how do you usually study? "Xu Yansong looked at me and made a gesture of please.

"Take class seriously and eat well." I looked at him indifferently.What kind of learning methods can I have, isn’t it the same for normal people?
"Student Linghu is really humorous, can you go into more detail?" Xu Yansong smiled and gave me hopeful eyes.

"Be more detailed, okay." I leaned on the back of the chair and touched my chin, "Tsk... Except for listening carefully in class and taking notes, there is basically nothing I need."

"How do you arrange the time after class?" Xu Yansong's smile was a little stiff, probably I was the first opponent he met, and there were two more weird ones like me (Li Ze, Chen Yihao), not many anymore.

"After class time, after class time, I clean up the table, go outside to kick the shuttlecock, and go to the canteen to buy some food."

"It seems that the students have misunderstood. I mean the review schedule after class."

"I don't have time to review after class, I just go to play." I smiled confidently at Xu Yansong, Xu Yansong was answered by my god, and silently stretched out his hand to support his forehead, while I looked at him Thumbs up and applaud. "Normally, you don't need to review at all after class. You review because you didn't listen carefully in class, so you say you need to review."

"puff."

Did that sentence I just gave a crit to everyone in the broadcasting room?Is this a group skill? Why do I think it’s not? “So in my eyes, after-school time is for fun. If I’m unlucky during the exam, I can’t help it. After all, I rely on waves to cross the river with leaves. "Hahahaha, I am fire, I am just different.Um?Why did Xu Yansong lie on the table and couldn't get up? Did he collapse to the limit?The junior sisters seemed to be looking at me with their mouths wide open, and even the younger brother who was controlling over there looked at me in surprise, could it be that I said a forbidden word?I didn't say a single dirty word the whole time.

"Brother Linghu, let's talk about something else." Xu Yansong propped himself up from the table, spoke into the microphone, and looked at me haggardly.

"Okay, what do you want to talk about?" I smiled, anyway, I answered truthfully, if you want me to lie, I really can't do it~! "If you ask any questions, I will answer you."

"During the exam, did you encounter some questions that you didn't know? After all, people are not perfect, and there will always be one or two questions that you can't fill in. What will you do at this time?" Xu Yansong Looking at it with excitement, this expression seems to have caught me.

"No." I shook my head.

"You don't try hard to recall the questions you have done, or look for the answers in the exam papers?"

"Listen to me first." I patted the table lightly, Xu Yansong made a gesture of please, I sighed, "I mean, no, I know it all."

"Student Linghu, you really know how to joke."

"The marks I deducted during the exam were all because the words were so ugly that the correcting teacher couldn't read them clearly, so the marks were deducted, and the answers were all correct." Speaking of which, I really should reflect on my fonts , Really, it's too scribbled, the font is confusing, if the words I write are not carefully written, even I can't understand myself, what the hell is what I wrote. "So, the standardization of fonts is very important. You should practice calligraphy when you have time, and don't write too sloppy."

I turned my head to look at Xu Yansong, he had already taken off his glasses, and kept rubbing his hands vigorously against his own face. The junior sister who was taking notes in front couldn’t close her mouth anymore, and the rest of her jaw could fall to the ground. So I said, don’t just pull people over to do live broadcasts, or do some random interviews. You never know whether the person being interviewed will be a person who speaks amazingly. "Do you have any other questions?"

Xu Yansong immediately put on his glasses and picked up the manuscript on his desktop, "Thank you Linghu Yifei for providing us with opinions, and thank you for listening to today's new column. The time for today's column is here, and we will start the song order column. After finishing speaking, he pressed the button on the front of the microphone, then got up and shook his head, glanced at me, and shook his head again.

What are you doing?Obviously you are the ones who want to catch me here, now that I have started to dislike me, I dislike you, okay? Of course, what is broadcast on the radio station is a bit of fun, let the students relax, you are so rigid, and you are still broadcasting Such a non-mainstream song, if it weren't for my endurance MAX, I would have dropped the mic and left. "That webmaster, did I not answer well?"

"Senior Brother Linghu." Xu Yansong sighed.

"If you don't call me senior brother, you can call me Linghu, or add a classmate." If you call me senior brother Linghu like this, I really thought you wanted to learn Dugu Nine Swords from me.

"Brother, can you answer in the normal way?" Xu Yansong smiled and sat down.

"I answered truthfully. Aren't you pursuing the truth?" I spread my hands innocently, and looked at all the people in the broadcasting room. "Aren't you asking me to lie?"

"But ours is a learning column..."

"Yeah, I'm really like that at ordinary times, otherwise what do you think of me?" You didn't give me food, but you caught me and talked for 10 minutes, how would I know what you thought of me?I have done my best, little brother, ah no, I call you big brother, okay, can you let me go to eat?Brother! "Why don't you find something more relevant to your life? Don't keep talking about learning methods. You want me to give a well-regulated answer. Everyone has the same answer, and there is no purpose in saying it."

The entire broadcasting room was silent and fell into a dead silence.

It seems that they also know it, so there is a high probability that the teacher asked to do this, "I have a plan, do you want to listen to it, but the direction of the column is still correct."

"Let's talk about it." Sasha found a bench and sat next to me, and Xu Yansong nodded to me.

"Anyway, this is a study column, isn't it?" I asked a question, and they nodded happily, "So, must it be Chinese, Mathematics, English, Political History, Physics and Chemistry? Isn't it, right?! We can find some life lessons Common sense, these are also learned, these are also small knowledge, if a person dies and records in the textbook, how can he be flexible, even if the clothes are dirty and torn, he doesn’t know how to wash them, so just change this column to life tips Now, I’m not bad at this, and I know quite a lot.” Especially strange folk remedies.

"It sounds good." Sasha nodded and looked at Xu Yansong, "Why don't we vote and agree to the brother's plan, raise your hands."

Unanimous vote.Then there is no objection, and it is much easier for me to answer the question.

(End of this chapter)

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