I'm not saying, your IQ is really bad

Chapter 841
dumpling? !
I heard Yao Keying talk about a plate of dumplings, and thought it was just a plate of dumplings in my opinion, at most there were twenty or so, and I could finish it, and I was still full of confidence before I got to the dinner table.

Until I actually saw that the number of dumplings on a plate was close to seventy, my whole face turned pale.

Is it because of the habits of the living area?This plate of dumplings directly refreshed my impression, and my uncle stuffed two dumplings into his mouth, and challenged me from time to time.

"Little fox! Hurry up! This plate of dumplings is yours, let's see who is the first to finish a plate of dumplings tonight!" The uncle held a bowl in his left hand, which was covered with vinegar dipping sauce, and held the dumplings in his right hand. Ground plug.

"..." I looked at the steaming plate of dumplings in front of me. I probably will not see food like dumplings, or things like dumplings appearing in my sight for the next six months. in.

After I ate two-thirds of this plate of dumplings, I found that I could continue and ate all seventy dumplings. It seems that Yao Keying didn't pick my name as a rice bucket. I can't believe that I can stuff all these seventy dumplings into my stomach.

The idiot can stand still...

"Good boy, you've finished eating this plate of dumplings! Come again!" The uncle called the servant behind him, who rushed over from the kitchen immediately, holding another plate of dumplings in his hand, "Tonight, who will last the first?" Give out a 500 yuan red envelope!"

"Uncle, don't talk about money..." Yao Keying originally wanted to stop uncle's mouth, but I didn't expect to hear it first.

It turns out that eating dumplings can also make money. My eyes have begun to notice that money is beckoning to me. Very good, isn’t it just eating dumplings!I eat!For this 500 yuan, I can go up the mountain of swords and down into the sea of ​​fire! !

"Hou!" My mouth was so full of dumplings that I couldn't even say a good word.

Uncle nodded at me confidently, and then started to binge eat again, saying while eating: "Man, as long as we eat together, we can cultivate the most genuine relationship...you! And me! That's it!"

Although I was chewing the dumplings in my mouth, when I looked up at my uncle, my eyes seemed to be filled with tears, and my uncle's eyes were also filled with hot tears. From the eyes of others, the gaze between us two men was really like It's windy, but this feeling of eating is like meeting a bosom friend who is eating!
How many years!Another how many years!Finally, I can meet us who, like me, can only feel happy when we eat!Is this the bosom friend?

"What a kid!" My uncle excitedly held my hand holding the dumplings, and the dumpling stuffing in his mouth sprayed out from his mouth.

"Big wine!" I also responded to my uncle's enthusiastic high-five.

"Husband, don't take him away!" The eldest aunt said directly, and even pulled the uncle away.

"Uncle! Don't do this!" Yao Keying broke my uncle and I's tightly clasped hands with his hands, "Let go! Let go!!"

I didn’t expect the reunion with my bosom friend to be so short for a few seconds. Later, it was also because my uncle was controlled by my aunt and ended before finishing the second plate of dumplings. I also cleared the second plate because the dumplings were so delicious. , it should be my uncle's super chef skills that successfully caught my stomach.

It has been four or five days in the Hua family's mansion. Apart from picking up relatives during the day, I usually spend time in the yard looking at the lotus leaves, looking at the snow, and checking whether the koi on the lake will freeze to death. In the study, study the ancient books left by the Hua family, and study how the modern appliances in the building work.

Sometimes I would squat in the atrium to see how the maple tree was planted in it, and draw pictures against it with a sketchbook.

The old lady likes to sit in the pavilion in the garden. Even if it is so cold and snowy there, she will sit there dressed tightly and look at the soft book in her hand that is rolled into a cylinder. In the morning, I watched it all afternoon, and the old lady didn't like to laugh when eating. She was usually calm, dignified and elegant, and acted like a rich lady.

Yao Kezhen told me that grandma used to be a young lady who came to her mouth in the old age, but since she was young, she loved reading. There were no other topics. Later, the war of aggression began, and the old lady's husband was pulled away as a soldier and never returned.

I got up early this morning, the snow had stopped for four days, and there was snow everywhere, on the lotus leaves, on the eaves, on the ground, as if to cover other mixed colors with white snow.

When I get up in the morning, I like to walk along the small lake along the corridor to the pavilion. I saw a woman wearing a black cheongsam and a coat under the pavilion. It should be an old lady.

"Little fox, come here." The old lady saw me between the gauze curtains and called me over.

I stepped on the snow and the stone slab paved in the garden, creaking and creaking, but I hadn’t walked there. After all, I was still a southerner, and I didn’t step on the stone slab in front of me and fell down.

"Pfft." The old lady tried her best to hold back her laugh.

This fall made me completely embarrassed, I got up slowly, patted the white snow on my body, and walked towards the old lady, because this fall almost fell me After flying, I tiptoed into the pavilion. Because of the curtains, the wind could not blow in much, and it was a little warmer than outside.

"Grandma what's the matter?"

"Did you drop it just now?"

"It's okay, I'm wearing thick clothes, and it didn't break."

"Here's some money, call Yao Keying, and go to the vegetable market to buy some bacon." The old lady took a pouch embroidered with peonies from the stone table, and took out a roll of money from it, "600 yuan here should be Enough, just buy a big one.”

"Okay!" I took the money she handed me, put the money into the inner pocket of the clothes, and zipped it up.

"Come here." The old lady called me to go forward. She pinched my coat and patted the snow that was still on my coat. "When the snow melts, it will be water. If the clothes are wet, you will catch a cold."

"Thank you grandma."

"Go quickly, we'll be waiting for the bacon at noon and night." The old lady casually picked up the book on the table again, waved her hand and let me go.

"Row!"

As soon as I stepped on snow on the way back, I started to be careful. The stone brick road on the covered bridge did not freeze and become slippery, probably because the servants cleaned it carefully.I hurried back to the room, and when I opened the door, I saw Yao Keying sitting on the couch, eating melon seeds.

"Keying! Go to the vegetable market! Grandma told us to buy bacon!"

"Bacon?" Yao Keying put down the melon seeds she was holding in her left hand and piled them back into the fruit box, "I'm done eating at home." She clapped her hands to let the remaining melon husks disperse in the air.

"It should be, grandma told us to get dressed and go shopping."

"There are you and uncle at home, so it's not surprising that the bacon is finished." Yao Keying got off the couch, walked into the bedroom area, took a lotus root pink cotton-padded coat, put it on, and found a scarf and gloves , "You also come here and put on gloves and a scarf."

"it is good."

"It's different here from the south. Wear more warm clothes. It's not biting cold here. If you wear enough clothes, you won't freeze." Her mouth was broken, and she tied a scarf on me.

I thought I would go there with a small electric donkey. Yao Keying said that the vegetable market is not far away. It takes only 5 minutes to walk there, so she dragged me along, step by step. They are all piled up in a small corner against the wall to form a snow-white hillside.

The vegetable market is really not far away, but the road is very slippery, so be careful when walking.

Yao Keying said that the vegetable market is only open because of the nearby residents. The vegetables are sold out in the morning, and they don’t open in the afternoon to go home for Chinese New Year’s dinner. The market is bustling with people coming and going at this hour of.

I looked everywhere for a shop selling bacon. I went around here and saw a booth with bright yellow old lights shining on it. There were four or five pieces of large bacon hanging on the poles, and there were also strips of streaky bacon hanging there. .

"Miss Boss, how do you sell the bacon?"

"The five-flowered one costs 56 yuan a catty."

"I want it." Yao Keying took out an embroidered brocade pouch from the pocket of the padded jacket, and opened it to find a few hundred dollars from grandma. "I want five pieces. I want the big one next to it too."

The proprietress may have encountered good business just after the market opened. She thought we would just come here to ask a price and then leave. She didn't expect Yao Keying to spend a lot of money. Her eyes were magnified several times, and she immediately nodded and began to pretend for us.

"Miss, what else do you want to order? Our bacon is not only good, but the salted duck egg sausage is also excellent. We are ranked second here and no one dares to be the first." The proprietress thought we were a big water fish and caught us tightly Let's go, when I was looking for change, I didn't give it to Yao Keying, but I wanted to say a few more words to introduce my products, and praised Yao Keying from head to toe over and over again.

I obediently put the bacon into the small vegetable cart beside me, raised my head and said to Yao Keying, Yao Keying immediately grabbed the change, dragged me and ran away.

"Do you want to eat buns?" Yao Keying asked halfway.

"Okay, but there is no piece of land here that sells steamed buns..."

"This Chinese cabbage is very good!" Yao Keying dragged me to the vegetable stall nearby, "How do you sell this vegetable, boss?"

"One piece... hey! Isn't this the lady of Huafu?! Take it, take it, and take as many as you like!" The boss said boldly.

How did I recognize it... I stared at Yao Keying, could it be the embroidery bag hanging on her wrist? !

"How embarrassing." Yao Keying said what an embarrassing thing while stuffing Chinese cabbage into the small cart I was dragging.

"Our cabbage is refreshing and delicious to make kimchi pickles, take it!" The boss came out from his seat, grabbed a handful of vegetables and stuffed them into my car, "This guy looks so familiar? Doesn't he look like a guy? servant……"

"Boss, this is my fiance." Yao Keying said with a smile while holding my hand.

"Oh, look at my old lady, I just said that this young man is so handsome, how could he be a servant!" The boss slapped his thigh fiercely, "Don't mind, don't mind!"

"Old Zhang just said that you have bad eyesight!" The boss wearing a brown coat on the opposite side pointed and laughed, "Since it's Miss's object, the car will almost not fit in it, come here! Bring three white radishes, my white radishes are sweet It's crispy, try it." He cut a small piece of radish with a knife and handed it to me.

After I took it tremblingly, I stared at the piece of white radish in my hand. This white radish must have just been cut... This is a raw radish...

"It's delicious! I'm ashamed of his radishes!" The boss stuffed with cabbage rubbed his forehead.

Raw white radish... dry gnawing... I stared at the white radish in my hand and hesitated for a while, biting it down as if it was a fruit in my hand. This white radish is indeed sweet and refreshing, but it is raw. Some lingering in my mind, after all, I am a native of Cantonese, completely did not do the ideological work on the concept of eating raw carrots and cucumbers here.

"Delicious, very sweet." I nodded.At any rate, the boss is very enthusiastic. Trying something new is not a bad thing, and it also saturates other people's hearts.

"Come on, young master, our little cucumbers are also very sweet!" The vegetable seller next to him came forward unwillingly, "There are only two bites of his white radish, and I can eat it as a snack and it's healthy!"

"Go! Come here and bring some sauce back to us. The hot sauce we make ourselves is delicious!"

Under the siege of uncles and aunts, I might be half-fed for breakfast with raw vegetables and hot sauce, including dried goods made by the stall owner, and cold spicy fish.After walking out of the vegetable market, Yao Keying took me to a small stall on the side, ordered two meat buns, and handed one of them to me.

"It's caught in a paper bag, it won't burn your hands, keep it warm." Yao Keying took off the gloves.

"Hmm." I also took off my gloves and took what she gave.

"There's a stool next to it, let's go back after doing it." Yao Keying pulled me and sat on the wooden stool next to the meat bun stand.

The hot meat buns in my hands warmed even my fingertips. I took a bite of the meat buns, and when I looked up, I saw the busy traffic on the main road. Like the city I usually live in, even the bustling crowd here looks relaxed, maybe it is the Chinese New Year atmosphere that everyone talks about.

"I loved this steamed stuffed bun when I was young, but I didn't expect they were still open." Yao Keying took a bite of the steamed stuffed bun, breathing out the heat.

"This bun has a lot of stuffing, and it's warm when you eat it." I stared at the half-bitten bun in my hand, the meat juice inside was soaked on the white skin outside, and it was shiny with oil.

"Do you like this place?"

I looked up at this scene again, with the corners of my mouth slightly raised, and said, "I don't like it. I like big cities."

Yao Keying laughed, and she turned her head to look in the same direction as mine, "I don't like it either, I like big cities. I like places with abundant supplies." After she finished speaking, we both clapped hands tacitly.

(End of this chapter)