I'm not saying, your IQ is really bad

Chapter 82 Did you study basketball seriously?
"A 36D beauty is flying towards you! Big fox!!"

"Shut up!! Crazy you!!" God damn catches a basketball with 36D illusions, don't you know "how can an uneven chest level the world"? ! "but……"

"But what?" Li Ze stopped patting the basketball, tilted his head and looked at me.

"However, I don't really like girls with out-of-shape figures..."

"Could it be that you like slim ones?" Chen Yihao sat up straight and looked at me.

"No, I like a well-proportioned body. It looks like a material from a distance. Bah, it looks like a standard plate from a distance!" The enthusiasm from the board painter!Seeing the proportion of the body is appropriate, I can't help but want to draw it.

"Then imagine a beautiful woman with 36D breasts and a well-proportioned figure, rushing towards you!" Li Ze started dribbling the ball again.

"Why do you have a special liking for 36D!" Is it possible that Li Ze likes "How can people gather people's hearts without big breasts"?Can the big basketball not have these miraculous things like YY! !

"Catch it!" Li Ze seemed to want me to learn basketball quickly, so he gave me a straight pass.

But this straight pass is a little subtle. Why is the ball... getting closer and closer to my face?

"Pfft!" I felt my saliva spit out.

That's right, that's right, I was hit by this basketball head-on, I got a critical hit on the face, and I fell back upright, and the ball was ejected by me five meters away. It's ridiculous, I saw it...

That roe deer, since he was going to pick up the ball, he didn't care about me being hit head-on!
"It hurts!" I held my left face, feeling as if someone had used a "million-ton crit punch" and hit me hard on the left face, making me feel illusory.What was the move just now?Teleport?Why is that ball so powerful?
"Look, Li Ze, you're an idiot for throwing away the first place in the whole grade." Chen Yihao ate potato chips and pointed at me who was kneeling on the ground, covering the left side of his face and thinking.

"You're an idiot..." I glanced at Chen Yihao, stood up, and patted the dust on my knees.As soon as he looked up, he saw Li Ze holding the basketball with one hand and raising it up in the distance, posing like a javelin shooting, ready to go. "I'm sorry, crazy??"

"Get ready to catch my fatal blow!" Li Ze shouted loudly at a distance of about 20 meters from me.

"You fucking agreed, you taught me how to play basketball well?" I could see the anger you suppressed in my heart at a glance, and you wanted to burst out at this very moment.

Li Ze seemed to have given up on passing the ball in that position. He held the ball with both hands, lifted it up, fixed the standard shooting action there, and suddenly shouted: "Look! Put your hands here! Like this and then Push it hard!! The ball went out!! You are watching me!!”

"You can't fucking get any closer to me!!! Come back to me!!!"

"Hahahahahahaha!!" Chen Yihao's devilish laughter behind me.

"Don't laugh..." I didn't say it. His laughter was so magical that I really didn't want to hear it at all. After listening to it for a long time, I wanted to laugh.

"Hahahahaha..."

Diverting my attention, I watched Li Ze slowly dribble the ball back.

"Goose goose goose goose..."

It is said that multiplying the sign laughed, and the laughter like a goose is even more magical.

"Goose, Goose, Goose, Goose!!"

"Why do I feel like I raised a goose..." I turned around and looked at Chen Yihao, who was kneeling on the ground and clutching his stomach, laughing like crazy, "Calm down, don't be a goose, goose goose, goose goose when I smile , I don’t want to join your ranks and sing a duet together.”

"What's the matter? Multiplied by numbers and turned into a goose?" Li Ze hugged the basketball and looked at Chen Yihao, who was already laughing out of breath.

"It's stopped." Li Ze said happily.

"It stopped..." I looked at Chen Yihao, his trembling little shoulders were not shaking yet.

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!"

"Have you laughed enough..." It felt like a giant vibrating phone was placed next to the basketball hoop, where it seemed to be in infinite automatic mode, "Did you turn on the infinite loop?"

"I'll teach you directly. He will stop if he runs out of electricity."

"You really treat him as a mobile phone..."

Li Ze returned to the posture he was trying to teach me from a distance, and stood at the three-point line, "Put your hands here, and keep your hands here, see if there are any." Li Ze looked at me, and I nodded.

"Hahahahahahahahahahahaha just now!!"

"Smile softly, I'm very serious!" Li Ze gave Chen Yihao a fierce shot, but Chen Yihao laughed even wider.

How low is the point of laughter to be able to laugh for so long... I took Li Ze's basketball and put it back to the posture he was going to teach me just now, holding the ball with my left hand and touching the edge of the ball with my right hand?

"You need to squat down a little bit with your knees, so that you can push the ball far." Li Ze patted my shoulder, and I subconsciously squatted down a little bit.

"goose……"

Is the multiplication sign crazy from laughing, kneeling on one knee next to the basketball stand, covering his stomach with one hand, and touching the basketball stand with the other.

"That's it, from this three-point line, to that basket!"

"Okay!" I pushed hard with my left hand, and pushed forward with all my strength with the sole of my foot, and I threw the ball out, drawing a perfect arc in the air, and then this perfect parabola hit the center of the ball. It touched Chen Yihao, who was about to stand up from the ground, on his forehead.

"Oh!" Chen Yihao threw his whole body back and lay down on the ground.

"Wow! The ball bounced back!" Li Ze reached out to catch the bounced basketball.

Shouldn't you be concerned about the person who was critically hit by the ball? "Multiple times, are you okay?"

"Yeah." Chen Yihao turned over, and when he was about to push the floor with his palms to support him, two girls happened to pass by, and one of them directly stepped on his hand.

"Sorry!" The girl apologized loudly.

But Chen Yihao had already covered his hands and shrunk into a ball on the ground.Out of worry, I ran over, squatted on the ground and shook Chen Yihao, "Are you all right? Multiply the number?"

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, if it hurts, let me see!" The two girls squatted down and looked at Chen Yihao who was curled up like a Xiqiao pancake.

I said classmate Multiply, someone stepped on your foot, do you want to be hurt like this, anyway, you are also a boy, shouldn't you stand up and say "this matter, it's okay"?You are a reversal like a reversal, can you show me some face and get up for me.

"What should I do?" One of the girls looked at the other girl, their worried eyes had already appeared, you should get up!
"It doesn't matter to him." Li Ze came over and bent down, "It will be fine if he curls up like this for a while, which class do you belong to?"

"We are in Class Two, Grade Eight."

"What a coincidence, we are in Class [-], Year [-]." Li Ze smiled.

In other words, what exactly does "really coincidental" mean?I can't find the point of coincidence at all? !Why don't you let me know? !I turned around and looked at Chen Yihao, who was covering his hands.And, big roe deer, shouldn't we take the multiplier number and go to the infirmary to have a look at it now?He felt like he was going to cry.

I took a visual inspection of the two girls. Although they are junior sisters, one is slim and not as tall as me. It seems that the weight is about 38 kilograms. The weight should be more than 50 kilograms by visual inspection, and the one that is multiplied by the size is exactly a girl in the [-]s.

Li Ze successfully distracted the attention of the two junior sisters, I slowly helped Chen Yihao up, and Chen Yihao squatted on the floor, clutching his own hand.

"Multiple times, are you okay? Do you want to go to the infirmary?" I was still very worried, after all he was in so much pain that he was about to cry.

Chen Yihao gave me a thumbs up with his other hand that was not stepped on.

Your sister, let me ask you are you okay?You gave me a thumbs up with this tragic expression. What's wrong with you? Are you crazy? ! "Show me, let me see what's wrong with your hand?" In case of swelling, you still have to go to the infirmary or something, the right hand is still injured.

"Don't!" Chen Yihao yelled.

"What?!" I was taken aback, but soon calmed down again, looking at Chen Yihao, he had a serious face, which made me feel embarrassed to laugh at him, for fear that the injury was too serious or something...

"I finally have an excuse not to do my homework."

"..." Wow, that's a great excuse! "Let me help you get it right!"

"Don't touch me, it's a man's self-esteem!" Chen Yihao clenched his fist tightly with his left hand and looked up at the sky.

"Why didn't you see you get up quickly from the ground just now?"

"Come on, let me introduce you." Li Ze stretched out his hand to grab my left arm, and forcibly pulled me up from the ground. Why did I feel like I was floating in the air just now.

"This is our intelligence quotient - Linghu Yifei." Li Ze introduced me to the two junior sisters generously.

You finally admit that the two of you have no IQ...

"puff."

What do they mean by laughing...

"The name Linghu Yifei is so strange." One of the slender girls covered her mouth and laughed, "Is there anyone still called this name these days? Could it be a fake name?"

"No, no, how could it be~" Li Ze explained while pulling me who was about to go berserk, "He is the first in grade, you can't say that about him!"

"Forget it." I felt that I was completely insulted by being fussy with the children. I put my hands on my chest and sighed forcefully, "I don't care about you."

"So cute, like a child, is he really the same age as you?"

"Of course!"

Li Ze stood in front of me. After all, I was already pissed off. If he hadn't blocked me, I, me, me... I don't hit girls, I use words to kill them!Let them feel the crushing from eloquence.

(End of this chapter)