I'm not saying, your IQ is really bad

Chapter 742 And then?Then what! ?

"Hey! What are you two doing on the balcony?" Chen Yihao opened the window, holding a bottle of beer in his hand.

"Fuck! Chen Yihao, you guys are too good at watching the atmosphere!" Chang Fu rushed over and grabbed Chen Yihao by the collar and threw him back into the room, then bowed to Yao Keying and me, "Go ahead! "Then the windows were closed again and the curtains drawn tight.

"..." Yao Keying and I stopped there when we turned our heads.

I was shocked by Chang Fu's series of actions just now, and I can't be wrong to describe Chang Fu's actions just now with sharp eyesight and quick hands...

She suddenly grabbed the left arm and pressed my arm with both hands. I turned to look at her subconsciously. She aimed at my lips and kissed. My pupils dilated for a second at this moment, and she let go quickly. Come.

"I'm cold, I'll go in first." Yao Keying opened the window and walked into the room.

I froze in place, touched my lips with my left hand, and looked at the back of her hastily leaving just now, I couldn't recover.

After being stunned for about a minute, I walked into the room.

"President, you are too good." Chen Xiaolan sighed.

"What?" I was startled by her, and turned my head to see a group of people gathered by the window.

"It's really good." Xia Dang nodded in agreement, "Girls all take the initiative. Since they are still as stupid as wood, they won't grab other people's wrists and pull them back into their arms." Xia Dang pulled Chen Xiaolan on the spot Interpretation, "Then look at the other party affectionately, say something affectionate casually, woman, you are already mine, and then have another kiss."

"That's right." Chen Xiaolan and Xia Dang turned their heads to look at me seriously at the same time.

"..." These two guys have been watching from the window since when.

"President, it was too boring just now." Chen Haoran was sitting on my desk with a bunch of pork belly in his hand, "I was squatting in the crack with the two of them watching." Chen Haoran sighed, "I seem to be able to I understand the feeling of being at a loss in front of beautiful women. But, President, you are really a scumbag."

"Hey, believe it or not, I'll deduct your salary."

"President, sometimes you have to take the initiative to make pornographic incidents happen." Xia Dang sighed.

"You suggest that you ban your speech immediately. We haven't reached the finale yet. What if we get banned? I haven't filled in a few pits." I walked past the place where they gathered and went to the sofa. Li Ze seemed to be Already drunk, eyes have been lost.

Li Ze saw me coming, he got up from the ground, got up and stood up, and stretched out his arms to hug me, I bent down calmly, and he flew straight into the air.

This kind of routine has not changed since junior high school. I really hope that Li Ze can invent some other moves.

"Fox! Miss Taohua is ignoring me again!"

"Ah, so." I picked up a glass of orange juice on the table and sat on another sofa opposite, "So?"

"So!" Li Ze got up, quickly crawled to my side and took my hand.

"Why are you walking over on your knees so fast!"

"So uh-wah--"

"Hey! Don't rub your snot on my clothes! Hey! Fuck!" I tried to pull my hand back, but this guy grabbed him tighter and tighter, "Let go! Let go, hey!!"

"President, your words sound like a delinquent boy. You are obviously the president of the student union." Li You held a stick in his left hand and several strings of fish eggs in his right, eating them.

"Let go! Brat!" My right hand had just been bandaged by Yao Keying, and I didn't want to push the guy away with my hand full of alcohol and Yao Keying's fragrance, so I took off my right shoe very politely, and kicked Kicked Li Ze in the face and kicked him away hard.

Chang Fu sat across from me and was completely stunned. He probably didn't expect me to be so accurate in my judgment.

"Fox~ I want Miss Taohua to be my future wife, it's so wonderful!"

"Ah, I see, you fucking let go!" This guy's hand was stuck to my left hand like 502 glue, and his nose, tears, saliva and so on all rubbed on my sleeve. My only one is black. long sleeves! !

Suddenly, Li Ze let go of this guy in seconds.

I breathed a sigh of relief, my twisted posture finally relaxed, he sat on the ground sobbing for a while, his eyes became sharp and stared at me, my right foot stepped on the floor with socks on, and shoes on No, luckily I don't have smelly feet, otherwise I wouldn't even taste like eating.

Li Ze suddenly picked up my shoes, "I don't have any insoles today!"

"..." I slowly stood up.

"Didn't you say that every time you go out, you have to cushion your dignity before going out?"

"kill……"

"Calm down! President!!" Chen Yihao flew to my side in seconds, his hands fixed on my shoulders, "Calm down!"

"President! You are the president of the student council now!!" Chen Haoran flew next to me and hugged my waist tightly, "Really! Why is the president so strong!"

"Apologize quickly! Li Ze apologize quickly!!" Chang Fu knelt on the ground and grabbed Li Ze by the collar in a panic, "Wake up, Brother Li!" Chang Fu turned to look at me: "The fox is drunk That's all, don't worry about it!"

"Don't care about anything..."

"Vice President! The president's mouth seems to be smoking with anger!!" Chen Haoran shouted.

"It's nothing, it's nothing, we'll get him a lot of money!!" Chen Yihao was so nervous that his pronunciation began to be substandard.

"President, President! Today is a celebration party, and it is unlucky to kill a living creature!" Li You stood between me and Li Ze, calmly speaking to me with a smile.

"President! If you don't eat it, the president will be cold!" Chen Xiaolan panicked and ran to my side with a few skewers of meat.

"Mr. Yao hasn't come back from the bathroom yet! I'll call her!" Ah Hua rushed out of the door.

"Vice-President! Didn't you say that the President will only get angry if you say that the President is short! This is different!" Chen Haoran hugged my waist to prevent me from rushing forward and shouted.

I reached out and grabbed Chen Haoran's head, and stared at him as he slowly opened his eyes, "Who do you think is short?" The strength in my hand began to gradually become stronger, and Chen Haoran raised his head to look at me, and his gaze gradually lost its brilliance. .

"What's the fuss, why are there so many quarrels because of the celebration banquet?" Yao Keying opened the door and came in, "Look, don't you all sit on the sofa and eat and chat, what a fuss is it." Yao Keying pointed to the pile of food that she was eating on the sofa people.

"Huh? We were about to fight just now?" A Hua walked in, closed the door, and saw Li Ze lying beside the door, "Damn! How are you doing, Li Ze? Why did Chen Haoran also fall here together? "

"They just passed out from drinking too much." Chang Fu stood up and walked to Ah Hua's side, "They'll wake up after a while, let's sit over there."

I am holding a bunch of grilled pork belly in my hand. This fat and lean meat is perfectly balanced and matched. After grilling for a long time, the skin is like fried crispy roast pork. Crispy on the outside and tender on the inside.

"They said you were fighting with Li Ze?" Yao Keying sat next to me.

"No. You see my right hand is still intact." I responded to her with a smile.Because I kicked with my feet, I didn't use my hands at all.

She put her hand on my thigh suddenly, and I was startled. Everyone around me was laughing at the funny video Li You released, and they didn't notice us at all. I slowly turned my head and looked at her.

Yao Keying didn't speak, and she didn't stare at me. She stared at the skewers and drinks on the table, and kept her hands on my lap.

Nani?what happened?Is she implying something to me? !No, no, Yao Keying is not this kind of woman, she even said it directly when she climbed the steps of adults, so why did she put her hand on my thigh! ?In other words, stop thinking about yellow in my mind!Think elsewhere! !
But what's so good about people who aren't lustful? How are you?
The homophonic stalk seems to deduct money...

"Let's not go back to the dormitory tonight." Yao Keying's voice was only heard by me.

"Ah?" I said doubtfully on the surface, and I was happily having a small party in my heart.

Take heart, hello Linghu Yifei!Do you have nothing else in your mind besides these things?

"Why are you covering your head, is it uncomfortable?"

"It's okay." I was just fighting the pure thoughts in my head.

"Then you will come with me later, I have driven over."

"Okay..." Directly in the car?Wait, wait, what kind of banned images are in my head, calm down, Linghu Yifei, the celebration banquet will not be impossible... What if it happens?
For Yao Keying, what if it was all right? !

Fuck, what forbidden images are in my mind...

"Why do you have a nosebleed?" Yao Keying took two tissues from the table and covered my nose.

"Maybe this skewer is a little hot." I took a paper towel and wiped off the little blood.

The celebration banquet was just for everyone to get together to eat and drink, play board games and small games, let everyone happily indulge in this small party, and then start to pack things together after the time is up, and then go back separately.

Go back separately?

I was caught by Yao Keying, from the moment she told me not to go back to the dormitory tonight, my mind was full of banned images.

Why is she calling me?

"Seat belt." Yao Keying leaned over and approached me, and she stretched out her hand to pull the seat belt on my right shoulder down, touching her skin at such a close distance that I didn't even have a chance to turn my head away, "Okay, I always forget to fasten my seat belt when I get in the car.”

"..." I looked down at the seat belt fastened by her, it turned out that I was just going somewhere, not in the car.

What the hell is going on in my head! ?

She didn't say anything along the way, and I was forced to block the topic by her answer a few times when I struck up a conversation. In the end, I just gave up and looked out the window. The scenery along the way was very familiar, and it seemed that I was on my way back to the company.

She said something before driving. When I asked where I was going, she replied that I would know when I went. This is not just going back to the company.

The building of Hualuohuakai Company will also turn on the lights at night. She said that most of the employees in the company who voluntarily applied for the evening shift stayed.

The morning and evening shifts are also paid according to the normal salary, or this is the company that the late-rising social animals want to enter...

"Some things need you to deal with." Yao Keying pressed the elevator button.

"I'll take care of it?" I wondered, it's been a long time since I became the executive president, do you plan to let me take over slowly, "What's so urgent?"

"Come with me and you'll know."

"..." These riddlers are all decent riddlers.

She led me to her office, and once inside, she locked the door firmly.

Also, if other employees knock on the door to say hello, we all have to switch to the president mode urgently.

After she put me on the sofa, she turned around and went to the side cabinet. It was a revolving cabinet, and what came out was a row of clothes. After she carefully selected for a while, she came to me with four or five sets of clothes.

"I seem to know what's going on..." I stood up slowly, and Yao Keying pushed me back to my seat.

"Don't worry, just try on these clothes." Yao Keying said with a smile.

But from my point of view, it's a completely idiot-like smile, wait a minute, the corners of your mouth will drool, Mr. Yao! !

"It's not impossible, you brought me here so mysteriously, do you want me to try on clothes?"

"I'll tell you in person, you definitely don't want to." Yao Keying stretched out her hand and began to unzip my jacket, "Come on, just try on these sets of clothes, and then I'll modify them, I always feel that the colors don't match well."

"Shouldn't the fitting be done by the model?" I tugged at the collar on the other side of my coat.

"This is a semi-finished product, and the model is of course a finished product." Yao Keying stretched out her hand and directly opened my hand, "Did you forget that there is a large navy series poster in our lobby, and the one in the middle was taken when you were a model? Wearing such sunny clothes, but with tired fish eyes, it's amazing!"

"..." You are so cute that you get a little strange, "I take it off by myself, I can take it off by myself."

For the next hour or so, in order to meet Yao Keying's needs, I changed four sets of clothes back and forth, and finally stopped at this brown plaid suit jacket paired with water blue denim trousers. Yao Keying seemed to be very satisfied with her outfit in a high-necked white sweater. She hung it aside for me and began to record frantically with a pen. From time to time, she even raised her head to take two photos with her mobile phone.

Just leave me here? !So it just hangs here? !

I stared blankly at Yao Keying recording crazily, and I stood here like a dried salted fish.

Hello! ! ?
(End of this chapter)