I'm not saying, your IQ is really bad

Chapter 737 Student Council Election Speech
"Mr. Ling, the election regulations stipulate that the two parties cannot confront each other in private or do things that damage each other. Should your assistant take care of it?"

"The regulations are about both parties, he is my assistant team and I am not teasing you." After replying to a few emails, I locked the screen of my phone and put it in my pocket, "Did you hear that I'm teasing you? "

"It's also the same reason." Chen Weiyue couldn't relax his brows, "It's really too much for the opponent of Dang Ling."

"It's not that I forced you." After I sat down as if nothing had happened, I took a senbei from the biscuit box next to me and stuffed it into my mouth, "You want to be it yourself, it's none of my business."

"You!!" Chen Weiyue's eyes were bloodshot. After he pointed at me angrily, the assistant next to him immediately took his arm. He glanced at his assistant, and straightened his tie after he stood up. "My revision system is completely different from Mr. Ling's, and this is a place where major companies and wealthy families gather. It may be difficult for ordinary students to have a place..."

"Crack!"

"Ordinary students have already worked hard during the class, and they have to modify the work-study system for a long time, and they have to learn it again, so you, the way you win people's hearts..."

"Kakkaka!!"

"Ahem, Mr. Ling, your method of winning people's hearts may be a little weak!"

"This biscuit is delicious." I looked up at Chen Yihao who was standing beside me.

"Yes, yes!" Chen Yihao responded excitedly, "This one with seaweed is really delicious!"

"You're listening to other people!!!" Chen Weiyue was so angry that he frowned on the spot, "I'm talking to you, and since you're eating biscuits, you're trying to interrupt me by making cracking noises!!"

"..." Chen Yihao and I stared at Chen Weiyue in a daze, "You guys can still get angry."

"Of course I will be angry, I am human!!"

Guo Xunyue sat next to her and kept covering her mouth and snickering. After all, Chen Weiyue saw it. Chen Weiyue glanced at the three of us. He turned his head and walked inside as if he was out of breath.

"Eh? Let's go!?" I held a biscuit in my hand, "Didn't you say you want to sit here? Why did you go back?"

"Bathroom!" Chen Weiyue turned around and yelled at me angrily.

"Isn't your assistant with you?!" I almost shouted because the distance was too far, "Isn't it lonely to go to the bathroom alone?"

"not lonely!"

He also responded to me hahahaha!Since he replied to me, this tutor is too polite, I don't know where to start complaining.Chen Weiyue is quite amusing, with a feeling of rigidity and seriousness, but I don't think so.

"Student Linghu, you really made us angry just now." Guo Xunyue said with a smile.

"No." I put down the cookie. "I was just talking to him."

"Pfft!" Chen Yihao finally couldn't help laughing.

"Student Fox, I won't thank you this time. Our goals are different." Cheng Ci followed the staff onto the stage after saying this.

Is it popular now to say harsh words and leave? !I don't feel it at all, I'm probably the person who has received the most cruel words in history...

I didn't really hear what Chen Weiyue said in his speech just now, anyway, it's not the same goal as us...

"Fox, should we memorize the manuscript?" Chen Yihao whispered in my ear.

"Recite manuscripts..." What I hate the most is memorizing things, or those things that are well-behaved, "I will recite them." I promised, but I never took it out to take a look.

Chen Xiaolan was afraid that I would forget, so she carefully copied a copy, wrote it on a palm-sized piece of paper, and stuffed it to me, saying that the backstage needs to read more, so as not to forget.

Am I the kind of person who will take it out and look at it!Of course not, and then I was eating biscuits. This seaweed-flavored senbei is really delicious. I have already eaten five yuan. I can understand why Chen Yihao has been eating biscuits at the beginning.

Waiting in the background is simply torturing me. After I saw that Cheng Ci had come back, Guo Xunyue went to the stage after a while. Sitting here relaxing in a puddle of mud, I finally felt a sense of crisis.

I began to feel my heart beating a little faster, and my palms became cold. I looked around, trying to distract myself, but I didn't expect to get more nervous in exchange.

No, no, I have to go to the toilet. When I get nervous, I want to squat in the toilet.

"Hey, don't go, fox, you'll be on stage later!" Chen Yihao, the key point, will catch me.

"Brother, let my younger brother go to the bathroom."

"Go to the toilet, you will be on stage later."

"You show your enthusiasm every time this happens!?"

"That's not true, because that staff member is calling for you." Chen Yihao pointed to the staff member behind him who was looking for something.

At times like this, it's always so difficult to calm down.

"I found you! Student Linghu, you are going to give a speech next, please don't wander around and wait here."

"Can I go to the bathroom?"

"Yes, yes." The staff member looked down at his watch.

I turned around and ran in the direction of the toilet. Since I said yes, then of course I will grant your wish that you said yes, and my wish to go to the toilet! !

Just looking for a psychological comfort like tension gastroenteritis, after coming out, I feel a little lighter all over.

When he left, he saw Chen Weiyue walking through the aisle, did he have full confidence in himself?Although I just glanced at it just now, what is that guy laughing at?Forget it, I'm in a hurry to go back to the stage first.

"You're finally here, I thought you fell into the pit." Chen Yihao sighed with his arms crossed, and pointed to the stage again, "The host is almost out of script."

When the staff waiting next to me saw me coming back, their eyes lit up, and he immediately yelled to the walkie-talkie that I had come back. The host above was suddenly startled, and the voice of the host suddenly became louder, maybe it was because someone came After taking over, he finally doesn't have to make up things...

"Next, we welcome the last classmate to participate in the election. The fifth candidate, Linghu Yifei, will come to the stage to give a speech on the election of the student council president. Everyone welcomes with applause!!"

"Quick! Go up."

The staff behind me hurried me desperately.

It only takes about 4 minutes for me to go to the toilet and come back. You are rushing like ducks to the shore.

Once again, he was blinded by the spotlight on this stage, but he still had to keep calm and not make his facial expression too obvious.

After I walked to the middle of the stage and bowed deeply to the audience under the stage, I stood over to the podium on the left, where there were two microphone seats on the stage, and in the middle of the stage, the PPT page began to be released.

The person in charge of the backstage control is our assistant group. Chen Haoran must have been in the backstage control room for at least two hours. I glanced at the watch on my wrist. It’s not too early now, it’s [-]:[-] up.

"Hi everyone, I'm Linghu Yifei, the No. 7 candidate. I have prepared a 5-minute speech today, but due to unexpected reasons, it was adjusted to [-] minutes, and my prepared speech will be perfectly scrapped." I don't know if the audience in the audience can see my expression. It is said that a camera will give a close-up of my head so that the audience in the back row can see it through the TV.

If you think about it this way...

Will my head appear on all the TVs in the venue, the so-called "split action"? !No, no, what is the lingering stalk in my mind, I should be talking about the speech script for the election of the president of the student union.

"My assistants and I have obtained through the school's large database, and compared the amount of work-study and illegal applications for scholarships. Why is it an illegal application? After my detailed investigation, some of the students who received the scholarship were not in the professional field or In other competitions, excellent results were obtained, and the data in the results were also forged. The students' scores in the large database were modified without authorization!"

The audience below the stage was full of voices, discussing with each other, and the noise became louder and louder.

"So, I deliberately implemented this student policy!"

Behind the projector radiated eight big characters - "Regulations on Disbursement of Student Amount"

"My assistant group and I have decided to change the work-study salary on a large scale! There are three grades for obtaining scholarships, each major is allocated three grades of scholarships, and the original total amount is divided into three total amounts for distribution!" I shot After shaking the table, the microphone rang harshly due to the impact, "All hourly working systems have been revised!!"

"real or fake!?"

"The scholarship is divided into three levels, so do we all have a chance?"

"Isn't it finally a person who swallowed tens of thousands of dollars alone!!"

"What will the revision of the hourly working system look like?"

"Calm down, everyone!" I yelled into the microphone, and used the loud volume to make the second sound to calm down the hundreds of people in the auditorium. "We have carefully distinguished the revision of the system."

In this school, most of them are the children of businessmen, or they are already the president of the company.

Businessmen only do things that benefit each other. This sentence is Yao Keying telling me all the time. Then I can just take advantage of this and let people from the school jump into the big hole I dug, and then I will get half-price vegetables. ...

"The scholarship is divided into three levels. According to the average score of a semester, it must be as high as 95 points, 85 points, and [-] points to distinguish the three levels. The bonus is divided into [-], [-], and [-]. There are three levels of bonuses. There is no limit to the number of people in each class without division of each major, this will not be limited!!”

Anyway, this school is rich enough to spend hundreds of thousands to reward students, isn't it a matter of course...

It's not my money... I can also earn half-price food and a scholarship!I'm the one who makes the most money hahaha...

"Wait, it's not!!"

"Great, we all have a chance!"

"Finally don't have to be suppressed by those second-generation officials!!"

OK, well said, well said everyone!Let's go on like this hahaha! !

"About the work-study students who are responsible for the work, the hourly wages are all removed, and the corresponding wages will be given according to the workload, and the corresponding wages will be given according to the job position. To give a simple example, for example, nursing trees by the lake will not be paid according to the trial. The work is carried out and the settlement is based on the number of flowers. The flower bed care work will be based on a fixed salary or a daily settlement salary. If the work-study student is successful in the application, the monthly salary of more than [-] will receive a subsidy of [-], and so on!!"

There were cheers under the stage, it seemed that I was stable, it felt like I was stable!

I felt that the half-price vegetable window in the canteen was beckoning to me, and the auntie whose hands were shaking while ordering food was no longer with me.

"I will implement this strategy to change the unbalanced amount of student awards!! I am the No. [-] student council president candidate, Linghu Yifei!"

The light on the stage made it impossible for me to see the reaction of the dark audience. From the applause, it should be because my speech was short and powerful... I'm not sure...

"Thank you very much!! Thanks to Candidate No. [-] for his wonderful speech. The students in our notary department will travel around with the ballot boxes. The yellow ticket stubs in everyone's hands are the color tickets of Candidate No. [-]. Throw the yellow ticket stubs into the ballot box Just cast a valuable vote for the No. [-] student council president."

It's really hot... I have to stand here and wait for them to vote with a smile. This voting session will take at least 10 minutes. I'm just wearing black short sleeves and a white shirt, and I'm already too hot. Just now I saw Chen Weiyue, who stepped down from the stage, sweating profusely, as if he had run ten laps of the playground. Now I can understand the situation.

"While waiting for the voting to end, we will announce the total number of votes won by the No. 520 student council president candidate. Guo Xunyue, the No. 520 student council president candidate, has purple ticket stubs. A total of [-] purple votes have been obtained. The staff confirmed the number of votes three times, and the purple color vote was confirmed as a total of [-] votes."

Since Guo Xunyue was able to get more than 500 votes, the system of curriculum revision and area division she just spoke about is indeed very attractive, but there are some loopholes that she did not explain clearly, which may cause other people to misunderstand.It's a bit like a corporate project report conference, and it's the same as drawing cakes for Party A.

Look at my cake, it is big and round, and it looks very delicious. I have made this kind of "lying" level project meeting more than once...

"Because it is the last candidate, we will announce the number of votes after the two performances."

It turns out that there are performances, no wonder everyone sits like their buttocks are stuck to the chairs, which is also quite amazing. Even if there are performances to watch, they will not sit for almost two hours without leaving.

After the curtain gradually closed, when the host said to let me go backstage to rest, the backstage equipment on the right rolled out a white grand piano. Will someone want to play the piano for a show?

"The speech was excellent, Fox."

(End of this chapter)