I'm not saying, your IQ is really bad

Chapter 673 Be a model?
This... can't be said...

Why is everyone staring at me so surprised...Yao Keying didn't say that she couldn't reveal my identity, and if they looked at me a few more times, they might recognize me in time, wouldn't I be even more embarrassed...

"Ling, Chief Ling..."

"Eh." This little demon fairy, ah no, Xiao Lan has already froze on the spot, and she didn't say anything irritating just now. Just come to work, don't pay attention to me."

"really?"

"Really?"

In the studio, chatter began to discuss in a low voice.

"Really, you follow your instructions, don't be reserved." I smiled.

The assistant who was in charge of my assistance this afternoon came to my side, "Mr. Ling, there is a white background over there, and the props are all arranged in front. You need to go there, and the blue wall is also there. There are also people in need here." , and the computer in the front is directly connected to the photographer’s camera, and it will come over to the computer screen as soon as you take a shot. You should know the supervisor here. Next to the computer in the back is the rest area.”

"Okay." I nodded.

"This is the stylist, and this is the sub-photographer. The sub-photographer is mainly helping Mr. Ling to pose for styling."

"I'm sorry to bother you, it's my first time working as a model, so please bear with me and give me some guidance if I don't do well."

"How could it be!" Xiaolan stepped forward, "Mr. Ling, you are really beautiful, oh, I'm sorry, you are really...Mr. Ling, can I praise you for being cute?"

Didn't you just praise it very vigorously...

"Praise."

"Mr. Ling, you are so cute! I can hardly hold back my... my tears are about to flow from the corners of my mouth!!"

Are you that excited... have been excited to the point of being incoherent...

"This is Mr. Ling!" The deputy photographer seemed to see that I could approach, so he ran over to lead the way in front of me, "Mr. Ling, would you like some water?"

"Not for now, do you want to take some pictures first?"

"Yes, yes, we heard Mr. Yao say that there will be a model coming this afternoon, so we set up the scene immediately."

"My expression is relatively stiff, which is much worse than the professional ones. You may be more irritable."

"How is that possible!!" The deputy photographer shouted excitedly, "We just can't stop looking at your looks, come over here."

"..." It turns out that the word can't stop can still be used like this...

Afterwards, I became like a display doll, where even my fingers were fixed, and the props I held in my hands were changed back and forth. The conviction of the industry, combined with the fact that I'm a photogenic idiot, is more painful than spending hours at my desk.

I have changed three or four sets of clothes, and the rest time in between is about ten minutes, and the photographer should be very skilled. It can be seen that she finishes shooting each pose very quickly, and the sub-photographer is very busy, switching styles every time Every now and then, she will share her thoughts and opinions with the chief photographer.

"President Ling, it's the last outfit." The assistant held a complete set of matching clothes in his hand.

"Okay, sorry." I took a sip from the water glass.

The first edition of the men’s wear special features a layman as a model. The age range of these clothes designs has been directly reduced to 25 years old, and the women’s wear is still in the age range of 20 to 35 years old. This is just a new attempt, and then I was also caught As a new try? !
Suddenly I found that only one of the first three sets of me was wearing trousers, and the rest were cropped pants or straight shorts. The fresh style still didn’t match my face... My facial features are the super facial paralyzed type, these It is more suitable for sunny boys who love to laugh.

"Mr. Ling, the blue back wall here." The assistant led the way, "This is the last set for today."

"Okay, I'm sorry to bother you." Please take me with such a paralyzed face to take pictures. Every time I start to shoot, the female employees in this shed are just like scolding each other on the street. It's a completely uncontrollable scene, so I just Sandwiched in the middle, after all, it is the center of the quarrel theme, and I am embarrassed to tell everyone to stop arguing, I thought I could rely on my assistant who was in charge of managing me, but it turned out that the assistant was the one who quarreled the most, and his combat power was simply a high level inside.

"Ah, Mr. Yao is here."

"Hello, Mr. Yao!"

"Boss Yao!!"

"How did the filming go?" Yao Keying said to Xiaolan, the main photographer who ran to greet her.

"Look here." Xiaolan led Yao Keying to the computer control side.

Come here now?Do you have a lot to do in the afternoon?I didn't hear her mention it either... I closed my eyes and put on powder for the makeup artist, it should be okay... Every time I saw Xiaolan holding the camera in front of me repeatedly horizontally, flying to the sky, and wiping the drool from the corner of her mouth from time to time , that photographer is definitely a shogun... I always look at her bright eyes, and I have a bad feeling...

"Send them all to me, I will print out two, and I will frame the good-looking ones."

"What..." I stood up and met Yao Keying's eyes.

She was surprised now, probably because she found me, and after scanning back and forth from bottom to top, top to bottom, her mood switched from surprise to joy, and her expression completely expressed what she wanted to express...

"Oh my god!!" Yao Keying walked in front of me in a few steps, she grabbed my arm and continued to look up and down, fumbling here and there, and walked around me twice, "Who made the boy's style? !"

"Report to the boss! It's me!" The assistant raised his hands high.

"Give you a red envelope!"

"Thank you boss!" The assistant immediately bowed at 95 degrees.

"It's great! What do you call that kind of small doll, that delicate dress-up doll, that's so expensive?! Oh my god! Linghu Yifei, I didn't expect you to be so suitable." Yao Keying praised Can't stop talking.

"President Yao, I understand you." Xiao Lan patted her chest, pointed at Yao Keying and nodded seriously.

I was caught in the middle of a bunch of women, and my ears were full of their chattering voices. They each had their own scents. If it were Yuri, she would be surrounded by a group of tough men, and there would be the smell of suffocating sweat. But being stared at by my girlfriend, I still can't express the joy in my heart...

Well...these women started to attack me, and Yao Keying also joined the fight.

"The blue socks here look good together, as expected of you."

"Ahahaha, I saw that she was dressed in shorts again, so I went backstage to find it."

"Mr. Ling's picture is very beautiful. Looking at this look, do you feel abstinence?"

"I like this one, it's sunny and cute, and this one, it's cute from the inside out."

"I'm done with Mr. Yao. It's the first time I've seen so many CEOs like this."

"Mr. Ling, I'm sure of his face!!"

I froze on the spot and didn't move. They discussed very excitedly, and the more they talked, the more excited they almost caught each other. I thought this kind of situation would only happen during filming, and I even thought that Yao Keying would control them, but the result was Argue with them.

Is there anyone... does anyone pay attention to my...

It's been a long time since I've been left alone... Didn't it mean that it's over after shooting this set...

"President Ling, we are ready."

Do you even know the quarrel is over...

"Go this way, Mr. Ling." The assistant wiped the sweat from his forehead. It seemed that the "war" just now was a bit strenuous. "Hold this." She handed me the straw in her hand, "The pose is casual."

And casually...every time I said casually, and then jumped over to change my posture... I stared at the straw in my hand, and the camera shutter sounded.

"Okay." Yao Keying stood behind Xiao Lan, "Mr. Ling, please raise your head."

I raised my head slightly, and the camera shutter sounded dozens of times.

"Mr. Ling, expression! Be more natural, don't need to smile, just be normal." Xiaolan waved her hand, and the assistant cameraman hastily turned on the warm light on the side, "Yes, yes, that's the expression. Feeling melancholy, look to the left, sit on the box."

Isn't this kind of expression the one I often use to despise people? Are you sure it looks melancholy to her?
Turning round and round like a marionette, standing up, sitting down, squatting, looking up and bowing their heads, all with the same expression, from time to time, because of facial expressions, Yao Keying came forward, she was a little taller than me in high heels Lost, I looked up at her, but she was frowning.

"What...what are you doing..." Since I was still stuttering at this time.

"I have another idea, I don't know if you would like to help me realize it." Yao Keying smiled, that kind of conspiratorial smile, "Stylist, go get that navy set!"

"Roger that!"

"navy?"

"It was designed to be a big poster for the store. I didn't expect that none of the models invited was suitable. I can't wear that kind of youthful look. I think you can."

"I don't think I can do it." I quickly refused, "I just agreed to help you shoot new styles." I was about to turn around and leave the scene.

"I think it's okay." Yao Keying snapped her fingers, "Catch him, our poster will be saved!"

"Wait……"

The assistant who was closest to me hugged my arm, and except for the assistant cameraman who was on the fast set, all the other employees rushed to surround me.

Completely... dare not break free at all...all girls...

"Don't, don't get so close." There were too many girls around, and I started to feel a little shy, "I won't go, I won't go, let go first."

"Don't let him run away, why haven't you brought the clothes here yet?" Yao Keying walked towards the rest area, reached out and pulled a chair in front of me and sat down. She was facing me, raising her right leg and crossing her legs , her skirt is so short and tight, I can see safety pants from this angle, why doesn't she care at all.

That's right, I'm the only man present here... and he's also a boyfriend...

Her temperament is really too outstanding, people's eyes will always stay on her unconsciously, she is holding a small mirror to refill her lipstick there, her mouth is pursed open, the tomato-colored red makes her cheeks whiter and pinker , she faced the left and right sides of the small mirror, and twisted the lipstick to lightly lighten her lips.

Why do I see her wearing lipstick and feel...

No, no, no, I didn't mean to be wrong... I sat on the wooden box of the set, and glanced at Yao Keying from time to time, she was concentrating on touching up her makeup.

It's the miscellaneous things that I always fantasize about in my head...

"Mr. Yao!" The stylist ran in panting with the clothes.

Yao Keying immediately closed the mirror, stood up and pointed at me: "Give him to me!"

"Wait a minute! I'll do it myself! I can change it myself." Seeing that their expressions have changed, they will really pick me up...

I took the clothes and walked to the fitting room. There is nothing complicated about the clothes, just take them off and put them on.

Really Navy?Why do I feel like a sailor suit? Hualuohuakai really has a fascination with men's shorts... The sailor suit mixed with dark blue and white, I tightened the belt and looked at myself in the mirror.

Fuck... Am I rejuvenated to 56 years old?After going out, I can imagine the scene, the shock of everyone and then silence.

Knew it……

Everyone stared at me dumbfounded. It wasn't until the makeup artist ran over with a makeup bag and started applying makeup and arranging my hairstyle that everyone started to move. In which position they quarreled, and finally Yao Keying decided to wear it, and said that the problem with the streamer was to add a fan.

"Mr. Ling, have you watched fan dramas, especially idol music genres, in which you can learn the poses of energetic boys?"

Idol music type?I'm really impressed...

In my impression, he crossed his hips and stood with his feet apart, "Is that so?"

"Open it a little more, I mean let it go a little bit, and smile." After giving half of Xiao Lan's instructions, she immediately pressed the shutter, "Jump up, jump up."

"..." I looked at Xiaolan expressionlessly, are you embarrassing me, Fat Tiger? "You're embarrassing me..."

Yao Keying sat in the back laughing like crazy.

"Standing on one foot, leaning against the wall! When you touch the hat with your hand, you feel like the wind is blowing and the hat is about to fly away."

I followed the instruction, raised my hand to press the full word, naturally raised my left hand to my waist, leaned my back against the wall, and bent my other foot to step on the wall behind me.

"Look here and here, just pretend to take a glance and smile! The hair dryer is a little bigger."

"..."

"Say something about spreading flowers, and then say something about showering."

"Sprinkling flowers." I paused, "Shower." Although I don't know what it does, do you want a mouth shape...

"OK!" Xiao Lan gestured, "Everyone, come and have a look."

The professional level is a bit strong, this photographer, but this costume really looks like cosplay...

Everyone gathered around the computer screen without saying a word, and after Yao Keying took the lead and sent it to me, everyone said that I want it too, and then everyone started to say an idea to add something to the screen, what color to add Text.

It's over...it's finally over...I didn't expect that this afternoon I thought it was a rest, but I was even more tired...

(End of this chapter)