I'm not saying, your IQ is really bad
Chapter 658
Chapter 658
"Let's go." Yao Keying walked ahead, "I'm hungry too, I haven't had breakfast yet."
"Okay." Li Ze was still a little shy, holding back his hands and feet.
It made me start to care a little about Li Zelai... This guy was very arrogant in the text messages before, why did he talk to... after meeting in reality?Could this be the face-to-face syndrome of netizens? ?The mobile phone screen is full of dragons and phoenixes, but if you meet in reality, you will be fooled! !
"Hello, how many people?" The waiter came to ask kindly, "There is a conveyor belt sushi at this time, do you want to take the rotary seat or the booth below?"
"Sit down." Yao Keying answered without even thinking.
Also... Sitting side by side like that, I don't know when Li Ze and Taohua will meet, and sitting at a table for four can also get a turn...
"Sit down." Yao Keying threw me away, turned around and pulled Tao Hua to sit beside her.
"..." This woman is too ruthless... Is this the legendary domineering president?He really didn't hesitate to me, I saw Yao Keying sitting inside, "Li Ze, I'm sitting inside, my right hand."
"Ah good." Li Ze nodded and let me sit in first.
"There is a menu here. You can ask the waiter to order or scan the QR code at the corner of the table to order."
"Okay, thank you." Li Ze replied politely.
Yes, this kid, there will still be extra points...
"I want to eat saury."
"..." How did she speak to Li Ze in the tone of a boss...
"Okay, I'll order right away."
It seems that even if Li Ze dies, he can't change the fact that he is running errands... You should ask Taohua what he wants to eat... I kicked Li Ze's calf with my right foot, and Li Ze looked at me suspiciously, I raised my eyebrows, glanced at Peach Blossom, then turned to look at the conveyor belt sushi nearby.
Does this guy get my hint? !
"Peach Blossom, what would you like to eat?"
"The young master can eat whatever peach blossoms he wants..."
I turned my head and stared at Taohua with a cold gaze, exuding an aura from the inside out, the pupils of my eyes widened, Taohua should have felt it, she immediately covered her mouth.
"Then...then eat this..." Taohua stammered a little, pointing to a bunch of grilled shiitake mushrooms on the menu.
"Okay. How about you, fox?" Li Ze's tone seemed to become lighter because of Tao Hua's answer.
Yao Keying felt my aura, she stretched out her foot and kicked my calf, "He should eat this." Yao Keying hid her anger with a smile, but she pointed at okra.
"..." Li Ze and I were silent for a moment, I endured the pain in my calf, "I won't eat this."
"It's because you don't eat this, that's why I ordered this for you." Yao Keying smiled very brightly. It is indeed a beautiful smile to strangers, but from the perspective of acquaintances, this woman may smile with a smile on her face next. Pick up the knife and rush over, let you experience the sense of hunting in the horror house.
Both Li Ze and I swallowed in fear.
"Just kidding, let's order this." The expression on Yao Keying's face softened instantly, and she pointed to the small piece of beef under the menu, "This small piece is easier for foxes to eat. I just eat it and turn it around. I don't like it on the menu." of."
"Okay, okay, then I'll place an order first."
When Li Ze pressed the button to submit the order on his mobile phone, until the waiter came to put down the paper receipt, and now that some dishes have been served, he didn't say a word during the whole process.
Taohua is already used to not having a mobile phone, while Yao Keying and I are dealing with urgent documents, typing and reading documents on the mobile phone frantically, Li Ze is fine, give him such a chance, since he is sitting upright, it is like coming for an interview.
You should say something, say hello to others, have you had breakfast, how is your work, and whatever you like recently is fine!I can't bear to watch the two of them staring blankly there. Didn't I remind him that the servants of the Linghu family are all robots, and since they still ask some questions that can be answered yes or no, the other party is like a question-and-answer robot.
"Fox." Yao Keying picked up a piece of beef, blew the hot air on it a few times, continued to light it with the other hand, and handed it to me.
"...!!" I hesitated for a moment, is she demonstrating to Li Ze or Taohua?My ears were red, my eyes glanced at other places, my body leaned forward, and I ate the piece of beef with my mouth open.
The beef is delicious, but I'm so hot, it's not the beef that's so hot, it's my whole body that's so hot!I'm not used to Yao Keying treating me like this at all, this kind of treatment should last for a month, and when I'm done, it should be rare for me to receive such treatment.
Peach blossoms seemed to be commonplace, but Li Ze scratched his cheek in embarrassment.
"Myself……"
"Don't you use chopsticks with your right hand? Even if you are left-handed, you can only use a fork to eat." Yao Keying raised her head proudly.
"Since I can't refute it." I stretched out my left hand to hold my forehead, I never thought that I would be guessed one day, "What do you want to eat?" I gave Li Ze a look, yesterday I gave you homework tonight, Taohua looks like a vegetarian animal, but he really likes to eat octopus and squid.
"Ah, let's take that octopus warship." Li Ze made a prompt decision.
Great, as expected of someone who has read the strategy book!I didn't send you a message for nothing last night!
"Peach Blossom, how about eating together?"
Although there was some embarrassment in the tone, it didn't matter in front of the robot.
"Okay, thank you." Taohua seemed to add Mr. Li or something in the follow-up, but after being locked in by my eyes, she didn't dare to call it that way, and swallowed the breathy sound that opened her mouth to the edge of her mouth.
"Let's go to the movies later. I don't have time to watch movies recently." Yao Keying picked up a piece of salmon, dipped it in soy sauce, and put it into his mouth.
"Okay, what movie?" I poked a piece of seaweed Gunkan with my chopsticks and dipped it in soy sauce and stuffed it into my mouth.
"The latest comedy movie, with a mixture of sadness and joy, and a love story."
A mix of sorrow and joy... I turned my head and glanced at Peach Blossom, are you sure a cyborg will smile because of comedy?Or an expression of extreme sadness on the face. The most I have seen is anger, anger and worry. Of course, anger and anger are directed at outsiders.
When the waiter came to check out, Yao Keying took out her payment QR code so boldly that everyone present couldn't stop her, and Yao Keying's expression was taken for granted, when I walked out of the store, I whispered to her to show Li Ze By chance, she suddenly had an epiphany.
"Oops, what should we do?" Yao Keying said in a low voice.
"When it's time to buy movie tickets, you just don't want to make a move." I answered Yao Keying in a low voice, "Also, when you buy popcorn and drinks, you control your consumption desire and let Li Ze pay the bill. .”
"Okay, I will control my payment hand." Yao Keying nodded seriously, "Remember to hold me later."
"Ok."
That's what she said, but in reality she still couldn't control it.
"You're looking down on me, Linghu Yifei! Let me tell you, I'm an idiot! Uh!!"
I stepped forward and covered Yao Keying's mouth, my God, is a woman's desire to consume so strong? !
"What's wrong?" Li Ze turned around when he realized it, and Tao Hua followed suit.
"It's all right. She said she just wanted to eat popcorn." I smiled awkwardly, and I lowered my voice and whispered in Yao Keying's ear: "Sister Yao, please save yourself, just say control yourself the last second The hand that paid, why did you backtrack in the next second!?"
"..." Yao Keying stopped struggling, she patted my arm, and I let go, she sighed and supported her forehead, and said, "Why do I always want to spend money..."
"..." If you want to spend money, can you take care of me, I'm almost bankrupt... "I'm going to buy popcorn."
"I'll buy it!"
"I'll buy it!" Yao Keying yelled back, and Yao Keying nodded in a daze.
Seeing me approaching aggressively, the popcorn waiter took two steps back in a panic, "Sir, what do you want?"
"Two medium buckets of popcorn, four cups of drinks, two cups of honey grapefruit and two cups of Coke are all ice."
"Okay, okay." The waiter seemed to be frightened by me, and prepared things very quickly.
Yao Keying came to my side, took two buckets of popcorn, and walked towards Li Ze and the others.
They have had a meal and said a few words so far. I called Taohua to follow, and I really just followed. Some robots who have no hobbies, write what skills they are good at. Could it be that Yao Keying and I are next door, they will be more concerned? !
"Sir, four drinks would be fine."
"Okay, thank you." I picked up the four packed drinks and followed behind Li Ze and the others, "The two of you girls will sit in the middle later."
"Okay." Yao Keying hugged a bucket of popcorn and gave me an ok gesture, "Taohua and Li Ze will sit together."
"Of course, I have never forgotten the purpose from the beginning."
"Fox! The movie is about to start, let's go in first!" Li Ze waved to me from the front.
"Okay!" I answered, lowered my head and said softly to Yao Keying, "Let's go."
"..."
"What's wrong?" I saw that she didn't move.
"It's nothing. It's just going to the movies with you for the first time." Yao Keying walked to my side and pulled my clothes, "Let's go, disabled person."
"Disabled..." I just had a broken right hand...
Under Yao Keying's stalking situation, Taohua reluctantly agreed to sit one seat away from me. I think Yao Keying's status should be quite high in Taohua's heart, and the master asked people outside the family to sit together. I was within her sight, and she always wanted to ensure my safety, and my actions never left her sight.
Li Ze, big brother, I can only help you so far, and I will leave the rest to you...
The theater started to turn off the lights and it went dark. I stared at the movie screen for a while, and found something was wrong, "Sister Yao, didn't you say a romantic comedy with a mixture of sadness and joy? What's the situation with this eerie beginning??"
"That's right! The movie is coming out, Sadako loves me again, it's a love affair with a ghost, there are joys and sorrows in it." Yao Keying chewed the popcorn in her mouth.
"Ghost? Ghost movie?"
"correct."
"..." I want to leave this place... "I, I, I look at these..."
"If you suddenly have a heart attack and pass out, I will give artificial respiration and CPR, don't worry." Yao Keying patted me on the shoulder.
"Could it be just a thriller..."
"It is said on the Internet that this is a comedy film, the story of Sadako meeting her lover while wandering in the underworld."
"..." For a while, I don't know where to start complaining... Is it because this is a thriller that the couples sitting apart are talking about it when they first entered the movie theater? !
At first I was thinking about a light-hearted comedy love story, I could take a few glances at the progress of Taohua and Li Ze, and then happily eat melons next to me, but now it’s better, I hold Yao Keying’s arm tightly, and narrow my eyes to stare at It’s okay to watch the ghosts floating back and forth on the movie screen, and I’m startled by the screams of other audiences around me from time to time. The screen is okay, but the screams of the audience scare me to death.
On the other hand, Yao Keying laughed out loud, and even burst into tears. The couple in front were already crying in fright. I really can’t get Yao Keying’s jokes, and he wants to repeat the bloody scene again. The whole person is in a state of out of body soul.
After a movie, I was so frightened that I almost collapsed. I was holding Yao Keying's arm the whole time. I didn't know what happened to Li Ze. I was almost exhausted just thinking about my own fear. It was the first time I saw someone laughing so loudly while watching a thriller, and I wasn't scared the whole time.
"Go, go, I'll wait for you here." Yao Keying waved Tao Hua and Li Ze, "What are you looking at me for?"
"It's nothing..." I glanced at other places, so where is the laughing point of that movie... Did I take the wrong script again? What's wrong? Give me some scripts that a hero should have...
"Taohua was scared at the end, and accidentally bumped into Li Ze."
"What?" It's a melon!I came to my senses, "And then what?"
"But Li Ze's soul seems to have gone out of his body, and there is no reaction."
"..." It's not because the film you chose, Your Lady Queen, is too unique... "Do you want to separate or not for the next trip?"
"Let's stay together! Then the two of us will follow behind and eat melons!" Yao Keying's eyes suddenly lit up.
Sure enough, human beings still can't get rid of the gossip attribute of eating melons, "I like this choice." I replied with a smile.
"Fox, next..."
"Let's go shopping on the third floor, I want to buy some clothes." I immediately interrupted Li Ze's words.
(End of this chapter)
"Let's go." Yao Keying walked ahead, "I'm hungry too, I haven't had breakfast yet."
"Okay." Li Ze was still a little shy, holding back his hands and feet.
It made me start to care a little about Li Zelai... This guy was very arrogant in the text messages before, why did he talk to... after meeting in reality?Could this be the face-to-face syndrome of netizens? ?The mobile phone screen is full of dragons and phoenixes, but if you meet in reality, you will be fooled! !
"Hello, how many people?" The waiter came to ask kindly, "There is a conveyor belt sushi at this time, do you want to take the rotary seat or the booth below?"
"Sit down." Yao Keying answered without even thinking.
Also... Sitting side by side like that, I don't know when Li Ze and Taohua will meet, and sitting at a table for four can also get a turn...
"Sit down." Yao Keying threw me away, turned around and pulled Tao Hua to sit beside her.
"..." This woman is too ruthless... Is this the legendary domineering president?He really didn't hesitate to me, I saw Yao Keying sitting inside, "Li Ze, I'm sitting inside, my right hand."
"Ah good." Li Ze nodded and let me sit in first.
"There is a menu here. You can ask the waiter to order or scan the QR code at the corner of the table to order."
"Okay, thank you." Li Ze replied politely.
Yes, this kid, there will still be extra points...
"I want to eat saury."
"..." How did she speak to Li Ze in the tone of a boss...
"Okay, I'll order right away."
It seems that even if Li Ze dies, he can't change the fact that he is running errands... You should ask Taohua what he wants to eat... I kicked Li Ze's calf with my right foot, and Li Ze looked at me suspiciously, I raised my eyebrows, glanced at Peach Blossom, then turned to look at the conveyor belt sushi nearby.
Does this guy get my hint? !
"Peach Blossom, what would you like to eat?"
"The young master can eat whatever peach blossoms he wants..."
I turned my head and stared at Taohua with a cold gaze, exuding an aura from the inside out, the pupils of my eyes widened, Taohua should have felt it, she immediately covered her mouth.
"Then...then eat this..." Taohua stammered a little, pointing to a bunch of grilled shiitake mushrooms on the menu.
"Okay. How about you, fox?" Li Ze's tone seemed to become lighter because of Tao Hua's answer.
Yao Keying felt my aura, she stretched out her foot and kicked my calf, "He should eat this." Yao Keying hid her anger with a smile, but she pointed at okra.
"..." Li Ze and I were silent for a moment, I endured the pain in my calf, "I won't eat this."
"It's because you don't eat this, that's why I ordered this for you." Yao Keying smiled very brightly. It is indeed a beautiful smile to strangers, but from the perspective of acquaintances, this woman may smile with a smile on her face next. Pick up the knife and rush over, let you experience the sense of hunting in the horror house.
Both Li Ze and I swallowed in fear.
"Just kidding, let's order this." The expression on Yao Keying's face softened instantly, and she pointed to the small piece of beef under the menu, "This small piece is easier for foxes to eat. I just eat it and turn it around. I don't like it on the menu." of."
"Okay, okay, then I'll place an order first."
When Li Ze pressed the button to submit the order on his mobile phone, until the waiter came to put down the paper receipt, and now that some dishes have been served, he didn't say a word during the whole process.
Taohua is already used to not having a mobile phone, while Yao Keying and I are dealing with urgent documents, typing and reading documents on the mobile phone frantically, Li Ze is fine, give him such a chance, since he is sitting upright, it is like coming for an interview.
You should say something, say hello to others, have you had breakfast, how is your work, and whatever you like recently is fine!I can't bear to watch the two of them staring blankly there. Didn't I remind him that the servants of the Linghu family are all robots, and since they still ask some questions that can be answered yes or no, the other party is like a question-and-answer robot.
"Fox." Yao Keying picked up a piece of beef, blew the hot air on it a few times, continued to light it with the other hand, and handed it to me.
"...!!" I hesitated for a moment, is she demonstrating to Li Ze or Taohua?My ears were red, my eyes glanced at other places, my body leaned forward, and I ate the piece of beef with my mouth open.
The beef is delicious, but I'm so hot, it's not the beef that's so hot, it's my whole body that's so hot!I'm not used to Yao Keying treating me like this at all, this kind of treatment should last for a month, and when I'm done, it should be rare for me to receive such treatment.
Peach blossoms seemed to be commonplace, but Li Ze scratched his cheek in embarrassment.
"Myself……"
"Don't you use chopsticks with your right hand? Even if you are left-handed, you can only use a fork to eat." Yao Keying raised her head proudly.
"Since I can't refute it." I stretched out my left hand to hold my forehead, I never thought that I would be guessed one day, "What do you want to eat?" I gave Li Ze a look, yesterday I gave you homework tonight, Taohua looks like a vegetarian animal, but he really likes to eat octopus and squid.
"Ah, let's take that octopus warship." Li Ze made a prompt decision.
Great, as expected of someone who has read the strategy book!I didn't send you a message for nothing last night!
"Peach Blossom, how about eating together?"
Although there was some embarrassment in the tone, it didn't matter in front of the robot.
"Okay, thank you." Taohua seemed to add Mr. Li or something in the follow-up, but after being locked in by my eyes, she didn't dare to call it that way, and swallowed the breathy sound that opened her mouth to the edge of her mouth.
"Let's go to the movies later. I don't have time to watch movies recently." Yao Keying picked up a piece of salmon, dipped it in soy sauce, and put it into his mouth.
"Okay, what movie?" I poked a piece of seaweed Gunkan with my chopsticks and dipped it in soy sauce and stuffed it into my mouth.
"The latest comedy movie, with a mixture of sadness and joy, and a love story."
A mix of sorrow and joy... I turned my head and glanced at Peach Blossom, are you sure a cyborg will smile because of comedy?Or an expression of extreme sadness on the face. The most I have seen is anger, anger and worry. Of course, anger and anger are directed at outsiders.
When the waiter came to check out, Yao Keying took out her payment QR code so boldly that everyone present couldn't stop her, and Yao Keying's expression was taken for granted, when I walked out of the store, I whispered to her to show Li Ze By chance, she suddenly had an epiphany.
"Oops, what should we do?" Yao Keying said in a low voice.
"When it's time to buy movie tickets, you just don't want to make a move." I answered Yao Keying in a low voice, "Also, when you buy popcorn and drinks, you control your consumption desire and let Li Ze pay the bill. .”
"Okay, I will control my payment hand." Yao Keying nodded seriously, "Remember to hold me later."
"Ok."
That's what she said, but in reality she still couldn't control it.
"You're looking down on me, Linghu Yifei! Let me tell you, I'm an idiot! Uh!!"
I stepped forward and covered Yao Keying's mouth, my God, is a woman's desire to consume so strong? !
"What's wrong?" Li Ze turned around when he realized it, and Tao Hua followed suit.
"It's all right. She said she just wanted to eat popcorn." I smiled awkwardly, and I lowered my voice and whispered in Yao Keying's ear: "Sister Yao, please save yourself, just say control yourself the last second The hand that paid, why did you backtrack in the next second!?"
"..." Yao Keying stopped struggling, she patted my arm, and I let go, she sighed and supported her forehead, and said, "Why do I always want to spend money..."
"..." If you want to spend money, can you take care of me, I'm almost bankrupt... "I'm going to buy popcorn."
"I'll buy it!"
"I'll buy it!" Yao Keying yelled back, and Yao Keying nodded in a daze.
Seeing me approaching aggressively, the popcorn waiter took two steps back in a panic, "Sir, what do you want?"
"Two medium buckets of popcorn, four cups of drinks, two cups of honey grapefruit and two cups of Coke are all ice."
"Okay, okay." The waiter seemed to be frightened by me, and prepared things very quickly.
Yao Keying came to my side, took two buckets of popcorn, and walked towards Li Ze and the others.
They have had a meal and said a few words so far. I called Taohua to follow, and I really just followed. Some robots who have no hobbies, write what skills they are good at. Could it be that Yao Keying and I are next door, they will be more concerned? !
"Sir, four drinks would be fine."
"Okay, thank you." I picked up the four packed drinks and followed behind Li Ze and the others, "The two of you girls will sit in the middle later."
"Okay." Yao Keying hugged a bucket of popcorn and gave me an ok gesture, "Taohua and Li Ze will sit together."
"Of course, I have never forgotten the purpose from the beginning."
"Fox! The movie is about to start, let's go in first!" Li Ze waved to me from the front.
"Okay!" I answered, lowered my head and said softly to Yao Keying, "Let's go."
"..."
"What's wrong?" I saw that she didn't move.
"It's nothing. It's just going to the movies with you for the first time." Yao Keying walked to my side and pulled my clothes, "Let's go, disabled person."
"Disabled..." I just had a broken right hand...
Under Yao Keying's stalking situation, Taohua reluctantly agreed to sit one seat away from me. I think Yao Keying's status should be quite high in Taohua's heart, and the master asked people outside the family to sit together. I was within her sight, and she always wanted to ensure my safety, and my actions never left her sight.
Li Ze, big brother, I can only help you so far, and I will leave the rest to you...
The theater started to turn off the lights and it went dark. I stared at the movie screen for a while, and found something was wrong, "Sister Yao, didn't you say a romantic comedy with a mixture of sadness and joy? What's the situation with this eerie beginning??"
"That's right! The movie is coming out, Sadako loves me again, it's a love affair with a ghost, there are joys and sorrows in it." Yao Keying chewed the popcorn in her mouth.
"Ghost? Ghost movie?"
"correct."
"..." I want to leave this place... "I, I, I look at these..."
"If you suddenly have a heart attack and pass out, I will give artificial respiration and CPR, don't worry." Yao Keying patted me on the shoulder.
"Could it be just a thriller..."
"It is said on the Internet that this is a comedy film, the story of Sadako meeting her lover while wandering in the underworld."
"..." For a while, I don't know where to start complaining... Is it because this is a thriller that the couples sitting apart are talking about it when they first entered the movie theater? !
At first I was thinking about a light-hearted comedy love story, I could take a few glances at the progress of Taohua and Li Ze, and then happily eat melons next to me, but now it’s better, I hold Yao Keying’s arm tightly, and narrow my eyes to stare at It’s okay to watch the ghosts floating back and forth on the movie screen, and I’m startled by the screams of other audiences around me from time to time. The screen is okay, but the screams of the audience scare me to death.
On the other hand, Yao Keying laughed out loud, and even burst into tears. The couple in front were already crying in fright. I really can’t get Yao Keying’s jokes, and he wants to repeat the bloody scene again. The whole person is in a state of out of body soul.
After a movie, I was so frightened that I almost collapsed. I was holding Yao Keying's arm the whole time. I didn't know what happened to Li Ze. I was almost exhausted just thinking about my own fear. It was the first time I saw someone laughing so loudly while watching a thriller, and I wasn't scared the whole time.
"Go, go, I'll wait for you here." Yao Keying waved Tao Hua and Li Ze, "What are you looking at me for?"
"It's nothing..." I glanced at other places, so where is the laughing point of that movie... Did I take the wrong script again? What's wrong? Give me some scripts that a hero should have...
"Taohua was scared at the end, and accidentally bumped into Li Ze."
"What?" It's a melon!I came to my senses, "And then what?"
"But Li Ze's soul seems to have gone out of his body, and there is no reaction."
"..." It's not because the film you chose, Your Lady Queen, is too unique... "Do you want to separate or not for the next trip?"
"Let's stay together! Then the two of us will follow behind and eat melons!" Yao Keying's eyes suddenly lit up.
Sure enough, human beings still can't get rid of the gossip attribute of eating melons, "I like this choice." I replied with a smile.
"Fox, next..."
"Let's go shopping on the third floor, I want to buy some clothes." I immediately interrupted Li Ze's words.
(End of this chapter)
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