I'm not saying, your IQ is really bad

Chapter 33 Distant Relatives? ?
"Snapped!"

"Lianxue, let go..." I watched this girl named Linghu Lianxue messing around in front of me with a blank face, as if I saw the ancient rain dance...

"Brother, I'm alone in a pitch-black room, I'm afraid~" She tugged on half of my sleeves, and I looked at her very calmly, after all, I had already pulled out my hand, and she just pulled jacket sleeves.

"Then I'll help you dim the lights in the room a little bit so they won't go out completely." I turned around gorgeously, walked to the door, and started to adjust the lights.

"I want you to accompany me tonight!"

Are you going to sleep with me?

"You're not too young anymore. I've been picking on you with your brother all the time... If you like this dress, I'll give it to you..."

I tidied up my clothes, she looked at me and stood by my bed, "Lianxue, I'm not called Xue, you're always clinging to me..."

"Brother! Why are you so indifferent!"

"Uh..." Do you want me to dance the rain dance like you did just now... What you mean by asking me to play is that it doesn't work if you dance alone, but it takes two people to have an effect?I sat cross-legged on the bed and looked at Lianxue.

"But I want to play with you!"

"You're just kidding! You're going to pick me up! Go back!" I pointed at the door.

"Brother, you really don't understand people at all!!" Lianxue stomped her feet angrily, turned around and opened the door, and stayed there without moving, and I didn't move either. I just looked at her quietly, Lianxue slowly Turning her head slowly, pouted, "Why don't you come and pull me?"

I slapped myself on the forehead violently, I stood up, opened the door, pushed Lianxue's back with my right hand, Lianxue walked forward, and at this moment, I immediately closed the door.

"Oh... Really, forget that she always does these boring things."

Alas, I didn't expect my sister... Forget it, let's treat it as my sister, anyway, it's the same surname, the same surname... I hope she knows these mistakes, cousins, sisters, distant relatives, etc., don't Well, I didn't have any other intentions for her, probably because no one has enlightened her...

"Brother, do you dislike Lianxue that much?!" Lianxue slammed on my door hard, probably only two or three times, she probably gave up.

I put my face against the door, and heard the footsteps outside gradually disappearing, and breathed a sigh of relief.

Lianxue, although I know the feeling of chasing someone desperately after you like someone, but, I think, your method is not getting into the topic too quickly...

"Om-"

There are still messages on the phone at this time, and it is already midnight, who else will send me a message? ?I picked up my phone and looked, isn't this Lin Feishuang's WeChat ID? Did she text me back?Well, I just misread it because it was Chen Yihao who sent the message.

Chen Yihao "Big Fox, Big Fox, are you asleep?"

"I just woke up, what's wrong?"

Chen Yihao "How did you wake up?"

That's because someone ran into my room and danced the rain dance...

"I just woke up suddenly."

Chen Yihao "What will you have for breakfast tomorrow?"

Chen Yihao asked me what I had for breakfast in the middle of the night, what was the situation, maybe he wanted to make a love breakfast, no, no, no, I refused, or said he just wanted to bring me a breakfast.

I "do whatever you want...but it still depends on what time I wake up. If I'm late, I hardly eat."

Chen Yihao "I decided to try making fried noodles tomorrow morning, I'll take it home and let's eat together!"

I said, "If it doesn't taste good, give it to Li Ze."

Chen Yihao "Okay, okay, it's such a happy decision!"

Li Ze, I'm sorry, because compared to you, your sense of taste is even more out of balance than mine, so I decided to take the blame for you...

"Forget it, let's go to bed early."

After I clicked send, I covered my head with the quilt, and poked out my eyes to look at the phone interface.

Why did she add me?After adding me, no more messages came back, should I be thick-skinned...

"Brother! Brother!!"

"What's wrong!!" I heard the shout and immediately rolled out of bed.

I quickened a few steps and ran to Linghu Lianxue's room, and opened the door suddenly!

Lianxue lay motionless by the bed, I immediately went to her side, shook her a few times, she raised her eyelids slightly, with tears rolling in her eyes, I leaned Lianxue's head on my shoulder and gave her some relief. Consolation, look up and look around, the windows are closed, the door to the toilet is open, is it a thief?Impossible, here are more than ten floors...

"What happened, Lianxue? Did a thief come?!" I shook Lianxue a few times, trying to calm her down.

Linghu Lianxue raised her head slowly, with tears in the corners of her eyes, she stretched out her hand tremblingly to touch my face, and curled up in my arms.

"What's wrong with you, tell me? Are you unwell?" I reached out to check the temperature on her forehead, which matched mine, and there was no sign of fever.

"how?!"

"I'm dying, I need now..." Lianxue raised her head and swallowed.

"What do you need, I'll take you to the hospital."

"Need not!"

"What are you busy with?!"

Lianxue put her hand on my back quietly, I suddenly felt a coldness behind my back, I got up and dodged perfectly dodging, the result was that Lianxue was stuck in the quilt, and a big gift of "I wish you all a new year" came .

Ouch...it flashes too fast, is her head okay...

"Lianxue, you didn't..."

"Don't talk about it!!" Lianxue covered my mouth, "In order to save my sister, I don't care about anything, I don't care about words, and even found out later that I am not your distant relative and one fortieth of my family blood is fake , you should find out that I am pregnant with your fetus, but disregard the family's words to keep our flesh and blood, and hide our names, and then go to live in unknown places..."

"..." Isn't this one of the domineering CEO Wen's routines?Am I not in a youth novel? ?Crossed over?

"You know!" Lianxue pouted and rushed towards me, and fell flat on the floor.

"Lianxue, you..."

Lianxue propped her body up with her hands, turned her head suddenly, her nose was still bleeding, "I know, don't say any more! I know it all!"

you know what the hell...

"..." Calm down, cousin, you are really poisonous...

Lianxue stood up slowly, that kind of teeth-grinding laughter gave me goosebumps all over my body...

She rushed over suddenly, and out of my own reaction to a crisis, I reached out and held her head with one hand, feeling like I was out of control and surrounded by zombies.

"What the hell..." Why is this kid so strong? My hands are shaking, "Listen to me first..."

"I don't listen, now is the critical moment! Come on!!"

"you listen to me……"

"Do not listen!!"

"Your brother, I'm going to be fractured by your head hammer!!"

Lianxue immediately let go, no, it's the head... I immediately relaxed and took a few breaths of fresh air... I straightened my neckline, "It's not that brother said you, no, your strength is like a cow, and you are still in front of me Pretending to be a white rabbit? You could strangle a horse!"

"You are a fox..."

...It seems that there is nothing wrong, "No, Lianxue, it's very good for you to take the initiative, but if the target is not my brother, other boys will definitely follow your tricks!" I sat up straight and applauded, and sighed.

"Brother, are you the only one who doesn't like Lianxue? We have no blood relationship at all, and I don't care about the opposition in the family, we can leave here!"

"You know your brother and I have a special pursuit of these feelings..."

"I have money!"

In the eyes of others, is my special pursuit money... It's not a question of whether I have money or not... And how do you know that I like money?

"I just wanted to try you, brother. I didn't expect you to be as calm as a mountain in front of beautiful women." Lianxue raised her head proudly and kicked her legs.

Can you say that again...that is my life is threatened? !

I also stood up, "Listen to my brother, don't worry about it anymore, your school is full of handsome and rich people, there must be some caring and kind, trust me." It's coming.

"If we are not brother and sister, Linghu Yifei, will you like me?"

This... Lianxue, you are cute and beautiful, and you can go to the living room and the kitchen, but you have some hentai in your heart, and you have a gentle personality, but I just don't feel like calling... Pooh, what am I thinking ... I reached out and slapped myself.

"Brother, why are you slapping yourself?!"

It seems that I have watched too many harem dramas, or my adolescent brain has no place to think, and I am too full to think about messy things...

"It's nothing, I just need to wake myself up."

"Then brother, why don't you sleep with me, I'm a little tired after going back so far, Lianxue doesn't mind sleeping with my brother."

"I mind! I'm going back, you go to bed earlier, it's not too late."

"Okay, Lianxue knows."

After I dimmed the lights, I left Lianxue's room and rubbed my hair.
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"Big fox, come and taste the dishes I cooked with all my heart. You can try this out of your mind!" Chen Yihao happily put a box of bento on my table.

"I've finished my studies early, so you gave me this..." The lunch box does smell of fried beef, and Chen Yihao's craftsmanship seems to be not bad.

"Is there something to eat?" Li Ze suddenly raised his head from the table, "Where is it!? I can smell the aroma!" Li Ze stared straight at the lunch box on my table.

"This is fried beef fried by Chen Yihao. Who will test the poison first?" I put the chopsticks in my hand on the table.

Chen Guoguo turned around and looked at me for a while, "Is it that bad?"

"No, I haven't eaten it yet. Sometimes what I smell and see may taste different from what I eat."

Chen Guoguo picked up the chopsticks on my table, and I helped to open the lid of the lunch box. Chen Guoguo picked up a piece of rice noodles, watched it carefully for a few times, put it in his mouth, chewed it carefully, and swallowed it.

"How is it!" Chen Yihao looked at Chen Guoguo expectantly.

"Hmm... It's comparable to the ones sold in breakfast shops outside."

What the hell... I snatched the chopsticks from Chen Guoguo's hand, picked up a mouthful and put it in my mouth, every piece of rice noodles was full of flavor, the beef was not overcooked, it was so tender that it was juicy, the onion and green onion were all burst It smells good, "This is really amazing." It is indeed comparable to the breakfast shop outside, and in my evaluation, the amount of oil used by Chen Yihao is just right, there is not too much residual oil, and the heat is well controlled Very good, not burnt at all.

(End of this chapter)