I'm not saying, your IQ is really bad

Chapter 23 Taunting Skills

"Ha... ha... fox! Linghu... I finally... caught up with you, cough cough cough..." Li Ze propped his hands on his knees, bent over and gasped for breath, beads of sweat slipped from his cheeks onto the ground On the concrete floor, the watermark on the ground evaporated immediately. It seems that the weather is really hot these days.

"Ha...ha..." Chen Yihao took a few breaths, stood up straight, wiped off the sweat on his cheeks with the back of his hand, swallowed, and breathed calmly before speaking, "Linghu, you are running too fast, right?" ?! Why don't you go to the track team??"

My body can't support the intense physical training of the track and field team, so of course I won't go to the track and field team... "Well, I don't want to be entangled with people anymore. Tell me what you want to drink and eat. I'll treat you to celebrate our escape... "

"I found you Linghu Yifei!!"

"numb……"

"I didn't expect to be caught up by me!!!"

"Annoying..." I turned my head away with a smile on my face. Liang Junhao was panting heavily. Seeing me looking at him, he immediately swallowed his breath and looked at me calmly, "What the hell are you doing chasing after me?" ??" I need to calm down, and the students should get along harmoniously...don't hurt the peace..."Do you want me to treat you too?" Calm down, I really am awesome.

Liang Junhao stretched out his hand to straighten the collar of his school uniform, put one hand on his waist and said, "Don't think you can escape this time, this time you are just letting you go! Let me tell you!"

"A Fei, I want to drink lemon tea, and Vita lemon tea has fallen into my heart." Li Ze spoke in my ear.

"Li Ze wants lemon tea, how about Chen Yihao?" I turned around and talked to Chen Yihao.

"You are only in temporary peace now!"

Chen Yihao held his chin thoughtfully, "I want Vita lemon tea too." Chen Yihao answered my question and snapped his fingers.

"In the future, I will definitely let you guys taste my power!!"

"Then I want lemon tea too, just three sticks of lemon tea." I put my hands into my trouser pockets, folded out a pile of loose change, and took out the purple five yuan sandwiched in the middle. A dollar is slowly paved.

"Just wait and see Linghu Yifei, you will regret what you did today! Just wait and see, I will let you pass the first day of the junior high school but not the fifteenth day!!"

I approached Liang Junhao and asked, "What do you want to drink?" Who cares if you talk so much nonsense, you think you are making a movie, who has so much time to listen to you speak so many lines, of course they choose to ignore you, and your The provocation is too careless, I don't want to hear it at all.

"Since you ignored me for so long!" Liang Junhao stared at me very angrily, and felt that his teeth had been ground to the point where sparks could be sparked, "You!"

"The three of us drink lemon tea, what do you drink?"

"I... I am me."

I turned around and said loudly to Chen Yihao and the others, "Then you wait for me at the door of that dormitory!" When I was about to walk to the canteen, I turned my head and glanced at Liang Junhao, "You can stand with them too, I'll go Buy it quickly." Stepping up the two-block staircase, the canteen was remodeled from a dormitory, and it's really small.

"Huh?! You are so small and still want to squeeze into the crowd? Are you rolling under other people's feet??" Liang Junhao followed behind me, smiling mockingly.

Why does this guy have to compare everything, how free is he... "Oh..." I sighed, I really felt like I was chanting scriptures behind me, and he didn't have enough taunting skills , Can you really not take a snack when you are mocking others?Seeing that I was finally able to walk in the door, there must be too many people, maybe everyone is greedy for a cold bite, "I'm sorry to excuse me..."

"Ah, I'm sorry!" The classmate who bumped into me apologized immediately, and I raised my hand to express that it was okay.

But the point is, who is it! !Step on my feet! !The classmate in front... It seems that I can't use that normal expression to get out of the way. By the way, I changed my voice, and I leaned closer to the ear of the classmate in front of me, and said in a low voice, "If you don't want to die, get out of the way..." I am very confident in changing my voice and expression. Look at my "kind" eyes, my dear little brother~~ The little classmate in front slowly turned his head and glanced at me. The corner of my mouth smiled evilly. He looked up at the classmates in front of him, "It's nice to step on me, isn't it? Do you want to let me step on it or let me step back?"

The people in the whole house were attracted by my voice, and the noisy voice suddenly became very quiet. I chuckled, and the people around me gave way to the aisle one after another. As soon as I walked forward, they They all spread out a little bit, just like that, I walked to the front of the counter, leaned there dissolutely, raised my eyes and slightly frowned at the classmates who were frightened by me on the left and right, and squeezed my eyes lightly, the people around me instinctively Protecting myself, I retreated, "Hmph..." I sneered, then looked up at the uncle, squeezed out a smile, and said in a sweet voice: "Uncle! I want four boxes of lemon tea~!"

"Okay! Wait a minute, little fox!" The uncle turned around and took out four boxes of lemon tea from the freezer.

In fact, this uncle is already familiar with the way I come in. He already knows that every time I come, I squeeze out the space like that, and he can also take a rest by the way, which is the best of both worlds. "Here's the money, it's just right." I spread the money in my hand on the glass cabinet, and reached out to pick up the four boxes of iced lemon tea.

"Go slowly!" The uncle picked up the money I put on the counter, threw it into the cardboard box behind him, and waved to me.

I held four boxes of lemon tea and walked back happily. I will give myself full marks for this "Avenue of Stars". I don't want to abuse my aura like this, but there are too many people. Stay longer, but it's good like this. Although it doesn't make a good impression on others, it's good to have that good image in front of your own people.I walked out of the narrow door of the dormitory, raised my free right hand and waved to Chen Yihao and Li Ze who were not far away. "Let's go! Let's go back to the open space under the teaching building. There are stone chairs over there to sit and cool off!" I said to Liang Junhao. Sanzang is also much better than you, at least he can taunt monsters to catch him wherever he goes...

Speeding up a few steps, Chen Yihao also quickened his pace to catch up, but I was the first to sit on the long stone bench and lean on it. This place was just blocked by the shadow of the building, and the bench was completely hot. It was so cool! !
"Could it be that this has been lost for many years!!" Chen Yihao sat next to me with a face of shock, and Li Ze and Liang Junhao sat beside me on a stone bench next to the shadow of the building outside.

Chen Yihao, you are a master of drama... You are full of drama, but it feels awkward not to cooperate with you... "That's right, you guessed right!" I mentioned my radio accent, looked at him seriously, and by the way He handed out the four boxes of lemon tea he was holding in his hand.Chen Yihao's expression is no one else, is this enlarged nostril really trying to kill me with his nostrils?I don't even want to give you a drink... I turned my face and handed it to Liang Junhao. When I handed it to Li Ze, Li Ze froze and didn't take it back. His dilated pupils looked shocked and his mouth opened slightly.

Come on I know you're going to talk, so go ahead.

Li Ze stretched out two fingers, pointed at the floor, then looked at me with unsatisfactory eyes, pointed at me and said, "Lingbo Weibo!!" Why hasn't Li Ze's wide eyes retracted... Do I still have to cooperate? their show?I feel a little embarrassed that I don't cooperate with their performance, after all, the air is quiet now.

I stood up and stepped on the stone bench, "Yes, you guessed right!" I was so thirsty, I opened the iced lemon tea in my hand while posing, and took a sip, ah... ...Vita is in my heart!I took a look at Li Ze, they seemed to be too hot and gave up playing with me, that's okay, I sat down, the ventilation is all around, I feel like I'm going to be blown away, it's okay...

"I said Liang Junhao, what kind of grudge do you have with Linghu Yifei?" Li Ze slumped on the back of the stone bench.

"Linghu Yifei, don't think you want to reconcile with me just by using a box of lemon tea!" Liang Junhao got up and threw the box of lemon tea on the ground angrily.

You drank it all and threw it away, what the hell can I say... "When did we ever become hostile?" I took a sip of lemon tea, it was really delicious, and it was iced, I like it.

"Two points will be deducted for littering!" Chen Yihao stood up biting the straw, and pointed to the box on the ground that Liang Junhao had discarded.

Liang Junhao proudly raised his head, folded his arms around his chest, "Do I care about credits? I'm here to deal with you, Linghu Yifei."

"Go home for a week of rectification if the credits are deducted up to 12 times, the graduation certificate will be withheld if the credits are deducted up to 20 points, and the graduation certificate will be withheld if the credits are deducted up to [-] points. How will you deal with me then, let me hear it?" I put my hands behind the back of the chair. , put the ankle of his left foot on the knee of his right leg, leaned back slightly, blinked his eyes, and looked at Liang Junhao with squinting eyes.

"The boss's sitting posture." Li Ze said from the side.He glanced at me a few times and imitated my posture to sit.

Liang Junhao slowly picked up the box on the ground, and ran to the trash can not far away to throw it away, then came back, continued the posture just now, and said solemnly: "Linghu Yifei, you wait! I will definitely let you I regret all the things you did to me today, and one day you will beg on your knees to beg me!"

"Are you trying to set up a FLAG or something? You can't fully use your skills to taunt me, and you can't be more distracted when you taunt?" I haven't understood him until now, and I really I don't remember what kind of sworn feud I have with him, why is he targeting me everywhere?

"Can't you be distracted when frying noodles??" Chen Yihao looked at me suspiciously.

"Sarcasm! It's sarcasm! Your hearing is fine!! Whose shop is deliberate when it's fried noodles!!"

"Cooking made with heart is the real good food!" Li Ze stood up suddenly and said, and put his fist on his chest with one hand, nodding seriously, "Our food is made with heart! It contains us all. blood and sweat, we are..."

"Then I won't eat it since it still contains your blood and sweat..." Chen Yihao interrupted Li Ze's speech.

"Multiply by number... His blood and sweat doesn't mean that..." I replied to Chen Yihao with a cold face, Li Ze had been caught by Chen Yihao's sudden words, he must be thinking about how to respond next.

(End of this chapter)