I'm not saying, your IQ is really bad

Chapter 17 If I Have a Chance, I Will Let You Kiss the Earth

"They are quite playful, let's do business." Wait, what did I say, why did my language organization ability short-circuit at this time, what is the business, what is the business, is buying a milk a business? It dropped rapidly to 90... Lin Feishuang just looked up at me, walked past me, and picked up a basket. I reached for the basket and said, "Let me get it."

"Thank you, the things we want to buy are over there." Lin Feishuang pointed in one direction.

"Isn't it on the food side on the left?" I asked suspiciously.

"Left, left, left, left, left, left, left!" Lin Feishuang immediately pointed to the left, "I, I, I..."

"You, you, you?" Miss, you can't be so cute, right?I squeezed my left eye to look at Lin Feishuang.

"I, I, I don't care about you anymore! No, you don't care about me, no no no! Listen to me explain that I am not used to talking to boys I just met!" Lin Feishuang glanced at me, and immediately turned her eyes to other things. place, although her face was not red, but her red ears betrayed her own emotions, and she held the phone tightly with both hands.

It seems that it is not suitable for dealing with others, but it doesn't matter. I don't know how to deal with people I just met. It's just that Li Ze's misunderstanding is too deep (IQ is too low to understand the original meaning), "Don't speak human words." They also He didn't treat me as a human being, and always thought I was a cunning fox, "Let's go, I'll lead the way, I'm familiar with this supermarket." Hurry up and buy some milk and then go home and play games, I think I'm still a dead fat house It suits me a little more. "Come on, I'm not a bad person."

"Linghu Yifei." Lin Feishuang stopped me.I didn't respond to her, so I stopped and looked back at her. She didn't dare to meet my eyes, looked at my shoes, and said, "I'm sorry, you are so short, how tall are you?"

"..." There is a saying in my heart that I really want to say it out and curse people, but I have to keep smiling. I am suffering but I still have to keep smiling. Girl, although this is a big fact, everyone knows it in your heart. Can you not be so direct? Say it out loudly, "You are not very tall, you are not as tall as me, why am I short?" I am still two centimeters away from 1.7 meters. I will try my best to drink milk and grow taller.

"I'm 1.6 meters at four o'clock. Are you 1.7 meters?" Lin Feishuang approached me, put her palm on top of her head, and carefully measured back and forth in front of my eyes.

"I just look 1.7 meters tall." I ignored her and continued walking towards the food area.It seems to end this topic, height is my Achilles heel, I know this kind of embarrassment needs to be rescued by topics, but I refuse to discuss the issue of height. "It's up ahead, let's go." I turned around and saw Lin Feishuang was about to squat down to tie her shoelaces, just tie her shoelaces... Wait a minute, did she just squat down like this? ! "Wait a moment!!!"

Lin Feishuang completely ignored my yelling, squatted down on one knee and started tying her shoelaces. I took a few steps faster, walked closer and stood with my back facing her legs, only ten centimeters away from her, and put down the basket in front of her. This girl squatted down without any worries... Did she forget that she was wearing a skirt? I turned my head to see if she had finished tying up. She just stood up when I turned around, and her head gave me a chin. Crit...

"What's wrong with you?" Lin Feishuang stood up straight and looked at me holding my chin, and reached out to touch the top of my head, "Did I bump into something just now, why does the top of my head hurt, but this place is so empty..."

"It's okay, I just see that you haven't left yet, just wait for you." Fortunately, my jaw didn't hit my teeth, otherwise my teeth would collapse, "Let's go." I picked up the basket and took Lin Feishuang's hand Hand, lead her forward.Hurry up, buy, buy, buy, chop your hands, and then leave.

"Wait, wait, Linghu! No, Linghu! Linghu!"

"Why?" I stopped abruptly, Lin Feishuang bumped into my back, because of my height, I felt her teeth hit my shoulder, girl, why are you so troublesome, one-time pleasure Is it not good to tell me?Calling the wrong name is also excusable. After all, we speak Cantonese and Mandarin, so it is convenient for readers to speak Mandarin seriously.

"Hand in hand."

"Hand?" I looked at my hand. My hand was not injured, and there was nothing wrong with it... "Yes, I'm sorry!" I immediately let go of her hand and took it back. Bad habit (?), I don't know if it's a bad habit or a good habit, I will hold someone's hand for no reason, I hope she doesn't think I'm eating her tofu on purpose, ah... my head, really, I Maybe it's troublesome... Dealing with strangers or something, "I didn't do that on purpose, I'm used to it, but you won't believe me if I tell you." I didn't look at her anymore, and walked away on my own, turning slightly He glanced at her and turned his head to the side, motioning her to move on.

Alas, I don't have the face to face her anymore, don't meet her again after this time, let me, a single dog, deserve to be single.Li Ze is really... I will kill the roe deer alive when I go back to school.

"It's okay." Lin Feishuang withdrew her hand, clasped her hands on her chest, looked down to the left, and pursed her mouth slightly.

I finally came to this shelf selling milk. Why did I feel that the road I walked was so short, but it felt so long... Forget it, let me buy what I should buy... My eyes searched for the milk I often drink, oh, It happened that I was tall enough to reach with my hands. I took a one-liter box of milk and put it in the basket I was holding. When I was about to take the second box, I saw Lin Feishuang standing on tiptoe. Feeling, "You also like to drink this whole milk?" I asked.

"Yes... yes." Lin Feishuang kept touching with her toes.The milk shelves are so tightly packed that you can only take them off by touching the top of the box, and you can't get your fingers through the sides to take them off.Lin Feishuang stood back on the ground again, sighed deeply, took a deep breath, stood on tiptoes again, and stretched her arms very straight.

Why did I look so painful, "May I help you?"

"No. Don't stop me, I... I'm almost there." Lin Feishuang blushed.

I reached out and took the carton of milk she wanted to take, and put it in the basket. She stood back on the ground and glanced at me, then attacked the milk carton next to her; I reached out and took it down and put it in the basket, She glanced at me, moved sideways to attack the next one, and I reached up and took it off.

Lin Feishuang stood back on the ground, with a gloomy face on her face, she pouted and whispered, "Can you let me go?"

She thought I didn't hear it, but it was so quiet that I could hear every word very clearly, "I'm getting it for you." I replied indifferently, "You can't get it, how many more boxes do you want?"

Lin Feishuang didn't look at me, she stretched out her left hand, made a fist, and slowly raised her index finger.

"One more carton, right?" I reached out and took another carton. There were five cartons of milk in this basket, and I bought everything that needed to be bought. It's time to find Li Ze and the others.Then hang up Li Ze, the roe deer, and hang it on the city wall... This is a bit serious, so let's just pinch him. "Okay, let's get Li Ze back." I looked at Lin Feishuang, and she gave me a slight nod.It seems that she is quite shy and doesn't like to talk very much.I took her back, and suddenly there were more people. At this time, it should be the peak time of queuing to pay the bill. It seems that everyone is rushing home to eat or something... "You pulled the corner of my clothes " I pulled out the hem of my clothes, "There are too many people, I'm afraid of getting separated, and there is no contact information, just grab my clothes and leave."

"Okay, I understand." Lin Feishuang received the order and reached out to grab the hem of my clothes.

Height is simply flawed. How do I feel that the issue of "height" has been hitting my fragile heart this day.With my height, in the crowd it's almost...

simply……

You can't see me, okay... And I still see it, what a ghost... I'm still looking for someone, how can I look for it, crazy...

The heartache was so painful that I vomited blood, and my heart turned into shards of glass for a while, "You are pulling me." I reminded Lin Feishuang to be pulling me again, and I turned the satchel around, and put on the hat that I took off when I entered the supermarket. , also took out the mask from the satchel and put it on.I can only walk with my aura, I closed my eyes for a while, opened them slightly, and frowned, but I didn't open them all the way, looking at the road with a murderous look, although I knew it was only the eyes Problem, but my side is paralyzed, my eyes are dull, and my aura will suddenly open, and then everyone around me will stay one meter away from me silently. I have been like this since I was very young... But this is also good, better than He was squeezed around just now, but now he has opened up a barrier-free road.

Snack seller... thinking brokenly, I'm afraid I'll walk through that place, well I just want to get out of here, don't let me be alone with girls again, I'm really embarrassed and at a loss for words , and speechless, let me deserve to be a single dog, let me be a dead fat house quietly at home, let me, a social phobia, eat cheese slices and drink milk at home... " Li Ze!!!" I saw that figure like a roe deer, no, a familiar figure, and beside him squatted a bewildered Chen Yihao, there was nothing wrong with Li Ze on the cliff, I took three steps at a time , quickly walked in front of Li Ze, and Lin Feishuang also let go of my clothes, "Li Ze! Thank you so much." I really want to strangle you silly roe deer right now...

"You don't have to thank me, I should." Li Ze patted me on the shoulder confidently.

Chen Yihao stood up with his knees propped up, holding a bag of potato chips in his hand, "Where does your confidence come from?" Chen Yihao's complaint skills should be as full as mine.

"Your self-confidence, I really thank you so much." I pulled off the mask, gritted my teeth and patted Li Ze's shoulder vigorously. Next time, I will definitely press your head on the floor to let you feel Take a kiss from Mother Earth, let your face touch Mother Earth intimately and rub each other passionately until the spark of love is sparked!
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