I'm not saying, your IQ is really bad

Chapter 15 Do you want to sing a one-man show during the holidays? !
Saturday.

At the very least, we will not be able to go to school until this weekend, but after school, will we have to face the provocation of Chenguang Stationery again... Wait, it seems that there is another person named Liang Junhao.I got up from the bed, "ah, headache, headache when I wake up in the morning." I must have thought about those weird things early in the morning, and I agreed to change schools and start again. Why does it feel like shit, I walked out of the room barefoot, walked to the end of the corridor, opened the door of the bathroom, gently held the water glass and turned on the faucet to fill it with water.

"There's no more toothpaste." It's a miracle that half a tube of toothpaste can last for a month, "Mom... oh, I forgot that they went abroad on a business trip to discuss business." When I was biting, I suddenly realized why I should use my teeth to squeeze out the toothpaste. I can obviously push a little toothpaste out with a toothbrush.

"Buzz—" the phone on the shelf rang.

I brushed my teeth slowly with my left hand, picked up the phone with my right hand, looked at the news on the phone, walked out of the bathroom with bare feet and looked around, "The article is derailed... this news..." This news makes people feel like there is a prairie above their heads Do you think green will become the most popular color in the future?I walked back to the bathroom, washed up carefully, walked up the stairs to the hall on the first floor, sat on the dining table outside the kitchen, put two square buns into the bread machine, and walked to the refrigerator. I felt like this day after day The law of life, I can complete it with my eyes closed. "There's nothing left in the refrigerator. Fortunately, there are still a few slices of cheese."

Cheese is power, I picked up the milk carton next to the refrigerator and shook it, "Looks like I'm going to the supermarket today. I want to play Sword and Spirit (game) for a day, it seems that this society is forcing me to approach evil In such a world, I have no choice but to survive.” I shook my head and sighed, “Ding——” Just as the bread was ready and bounced, I stretched out my hand, how many times did I burn to death, how many times should I burn? I got used to it, so I mustered up the courage to put the bread on the plate immediately, peel off the cheese slices and put them on top of the bread...

I looked at the remaining two slices of cheese, and silently peeled them off and stuffed them into my mouth, "I have to go to the supermarket anyway, so I'll buy them later." Facing the temptation, and there was still a way out, I chose the temptation. Hahahaha... I ate the last piece of bread and walked up to my room on the second floor. My room was not too big, but at least it was a standard room configuration. Then a few replacements, with short-sleeved linings neatly folded underneath, how fancy boys' clothes can be... don't they just be short-sleeved pants, shirts, pants, jackets, pants, I can't help complaining to myself, why should I think What should I wear when I go out today, and what am I struggling with? How to dress handsomely?
"If you are well, it will be sunny." I looked at myself in the mirror silently, and I thought this was the line of the big red-haired rooster. I couldn't just grab it, or he would have no lines next time he appeared.I picked up a pure white short-sleeve, and pulled out a pair of eight-quarter-length black trousers, "Hey...hat." In fact, I have some hobbies. The hats at home are all wholesaled in piles, and there are glasses. It has become my habit.I picked up a black baseball cap, brushed my hair up, and covered my hair inside the cap, and then I looked in the mirror after wearing the baseball cap backwards, "That's it."

I closed the closet, turned around and saw the hamster running out of the cage on the computer desk. I can’t keep large pets that can walk around at home. After staying in the pet market for too long, I saw a hamster selling hamsters. The chubby golden bear in the corner is so cute, so I bought it and kept it on the table in my room.I bent down, pulled out the bottom drawer, grabbed a small handful of mouse food, opened the lid of the cage, took out the porcelain plate for it to eat and put the dry food on it, it immediately leaned over and stuffed the food into its mouth , It seems that it will not start eating until it is transported back to the house, "I'm out, little glutinous rice balls." I pointed my finger at the nose it leaned over.

I took my hand and walked to the entrance on the first floor, picked up the messenger bag hanging on the shelf, put on black shoes, opened the bag and checked it again, after all, I was the only one left at home, if I forgot the key, I would I want to ask the management office of the community to get the key to help open the door, "I don't want to hear the lady at the management office say to me, 'Did you forget to bring the keys again? Your parents left four keys with me, don't worry~' yo~yo What the hell, kid." I opened the door, closed the inner door and checked the key again, it was fine, I had the key with me, so I closed the anti-theft door with peace of mind.

Walking a few steps out of the community, I arrived at the station. It was good. I felt forced to move here. It was so far away from the bus station before, "Bus No. 18 is here." There were almost no people waiting for the bus at this station. I stretched out my hand After stopping the car, I walked into the car. My mobile phone is integrated with the car card. Every time I swipe the card, the phone will "ding dong—" indicating that the card has been swiped successfully. At this time, I will be watched by a group of people in the car Now, I’m actually used to it. When I used the meter to swipe the card:
"Look at that young man, use the watch to swipe the card~" "Why is he good at swiping the car card?" "Since he is good at swiping the car card."

Now take the phone to swipe the card:
"Wow, he's so advanced! He swipes his car card with his mobile phone!" "What kind of mobile phone does he look so sharp."

You don’t know how to Baidu yourself, but you often see aunts who go to the market to buy vegetables in the car, and there are also noisy people in the car, talking about the seven aunts and eight sisters-in-law in the village, the rise and fall of vegetable prices, and my daughter-in-law and son-in-law. The back row of the car, the last row near the window, stared at the scenery outside the window in a daze.Most of the time, I'm in a daze... There are a lot of messages from people I don't know on my mobile phone. I have opened a new QQ, a new WeChat, etc., but there are still many people coming to flirt.

That's it, let's go to the supermarket by car, it will take at least [-] minutes, and the bus often stops and goes.

I'll be there in a daze for a while... "We've arrived at Square A, please get off the train through the back door, and be careful when you get off."

"Speaking of which, except for the last time I went out with Chen Yihao and the others, I have been staying at home watching anime, playing games, playing computer and chasing new episodes. Why do I feel like I am in another world?" Okay, I It's just a habit of talking to myself.Traffic lights... Everyone has habits, but running a traffic light is true. Not only will the traffic flow be disrupted, but you will also have to wait for the green light to get blocked again.I looked at a girl my age, and the two of them walked arm in arm and shoulder to shoulder... and started their journey of running a red light.

"Linghu Yifei?"

"Who?!" I said this impatiently, and turned my head indifferently. Isn't this the Liang Anqi from before... "Liang..."

"Just call me Anqi~" Liang Anqi stroked her hair, beside her was a boy who was half a head taller than me. After I exchanged glances with him, he nodded to me, and I also She bent her waist slightly, "This is my brother." Liang Anqi patted the boy's shoulder, "Are you alone? Where do you want to go?"

"I'm just going to the supermarket, oh, let's go when the green light is on." I caught sight of the green light and led them to the zebra crossing.

"We went to the movies. The supermarket is on the basement floor. Let's go up to the fourth floor. Bye bye~" Anqi Liang waved at me, and I responded in the same way.Taking the escalator to the large supermarket on the first floor, he obediently took a cart and walked slowly. He wanted to open the memo on his phone and read, "Toothpaste..."

"Big fox?!"

"This voice is Chen Yihao." I almost didn't have to turn my head back. This kind of mocking buff tone must be Chen Yihao's right, "What are you doing here? Form a team?" "I'll just wait for you to say team up This sentence." Seeing Chen Yihao looking at me confidently, I also shyly rejected him, his curved peach blossom eyes looked at me, can this magical electric current stay in the routine of flirting with girls, so that Winking at me, for me, a person who is half a head taller than me, and who is cute and coquettish to myself, this package is a bit heavy, I thought I could spend a weekend in a normal way.

"Your family also uses this mint flavor. What a coincidence, my whole family does too." Chen Yihao looked at me with a smile.

Big brother, are you sure you didn't swear just now?How do I feel that you were swearing just now? Is it my illusion or your wording is inappropriate. "I just came to the supermarket to stock up, and I ran out of essentials at home. How about you? Like me, or just to shop?"

Chen Yihao quickly answered my question: "I'm just here to buy potato chips."

"You're so free," I smiled slightly, and walked to the place where the tissues were sold. Chen Yihao followed me obediently, "Is there anything you want to buy at home?" I looked at the special sale in the supermarket. Paper, carefully calculating the price, this... It's not worth changing it, after all, my mother didn't give me a lot of budget.

"A Fei, as a boy, you are so careful and careful when you buy a tissue, which attracts girls. You are a careful boy." Chen Yihao patted my shoulder, and I sighed slightly.

In fact, it's just because I really don't have that much money, it's not what you imagined, but in case I lost money, I tried it once and wailed at home for a full week. I felt really sorry that I lost ten yuan. My life was dark that week.Wait, why does that figure in front look so much like Li Ze? I remember Li Ze's home... well, I don't know where Li Ze's house is, but this area is only a commercial plaza where you can go around, and it's not a bad place to appear here. Strange, but what he looked at seemed to be feminine sanitary napkins... "Is that Li Ze?"

Chen Yihao looked in the direction I pointed, and waved: "Li Ze!"

The one in front was indeed Li Ze, and Li Ze suddenly shouted: "Hey! Multiply the fox, I just don't know which tissue is for the family!"

"You are holding a feminine sanitary napkin." I said this indifferently.The air was suddenly quiet.

(End of this chapter)