Fast Travel: Playing like a baby in the arms of a paranoid boss

Chapter 984 The ugly imperial husband who pretends to be a pig and eats a tiger 6
"This sign is ugly." Qiao Luoluo was holding Shang Rongmu's sign, just when everyone thought she was going to throw it away, there was a big reversal.

"Then let him go. My eyes are blurred and I don't want to look at it." As he spoke, he threw the sign on Xiao Xizi's body casually, and lay on the bed with a look of salted fish.

Xiao Jun knows how much he hates Xiao Xizi who is sleeping with him. It is a good thing that the empress does not turn over his sign. Xiao Xizi does not stop him when he sees this. He quickly tells the empress that the empress has turned over Shang Rongmu's sign. Jiang Shi is the steward of the dormitory.

The steward was in charge of this matter, and after hearing the news about Xiao Xizi, he couldn't believe it: "Is it really that Mr. Shang?"

"Young Master Shang is one of the ugly ones in Tianyong Country. When His Majesty saw him for the first time, he almost threw up." The steward said worriedly.

What she was afraid of was that His Majesty the Empress would order their heads beheaded after seeing real people.

"Your Majesty said yes, yes, you just go. If you don't deliver, your heads will fall to the ground anyway, and it will be too late if they are delivered." Xiao Xizi raised her hand pretending to be deep, and patted the steward. shoulders.

"Hurry up and make arrangements. Clean it up, apply makeup, and just bring it over."

The steward had to follow suit.

Xiao Liu was so frightened that she couldn't hold the basin steady: "Guard Lin, what you said is true, Your Majesty really wants you to sleep with me?"

"Elder-in-law Xiao Xizi can tell lies? This is...forget it, it's not a good thing, go and inform your son." Steward Lin felt that he was in danger, so he would not waste his words with Xiao Liu.

Xiao Liu scrambled back and saw Shang Rongmu wielding a long sword in the small courtyard, his posture and sword style were simply rude.

Shang Rongmu is really not a lady of the family, with such a rude and careless appearance, His Majesty might even spit out bile when he sees it.

Shang Rongmu looked at Xiao Liu's reckless intrusion, and he didn't bother to question him. Instead, he excitedly took his hand and asked, "How about my sword today? It's pretty good. This time I'm Dance out of the sword."

Xiao Liu felt that it was not sword energy, but treasure energy.

This is his native dialect, which means that the young master is a fool.

"Your Majesty called the young master to sleep tonight. Steward Lin has asked someone to prepare a bathtub and bedding. Tonight, he will wrap the young master and give it to His Majesty."

With the shock of the sky, the smile on Shang Rongmu's face was completely destroyed: "I knew there would be a day, I really shouldn't have saved her back then."

"I'll just find a piece of tofu and kill myself."

"My lord, you have a sword, you can kill yourself, but you don't need to waste tofu." Xiao Liu interjected.

"..." Shang Rongmu covered his ears.

"Forget it, I still plan to disguise myself as a woman and go to the battlefield in the future, so I won't kill myself, and I will serve her when I sleep, and see if I don't hate her!" Shang Rongmu was full of confidence.

The last time Qiao Luoluo met him for the first time, she was so disgusted that she vomited out her overnight meal, but this time she didn't handle her as usual.

Steward Lin also brought up the tub, sprinkled flower petals and spices in it, keeping Shang Rongmu's whole body exuding a tempting fragrance.

In fact, His Majesty can do it with Shang Rongmu's head covered, after all the candles are extinguished, all the men in the world are the same.

Steward Lin gave Shang Rongmu an idea: "Young master can only live in this way."

"You mean I'm ugly?" Shang Rongmu was so ashamed, he wished he had a long sword in his hand, and stabbed Guanshi Lin to death first, and then stabbed himself to death.

(End of this chapter)