On how to save the world by defeating the protagonist

Chapter 91 Nobody Can Beat Me In My Round
"The only way for ants to take revenge on humans is to strike first. Otherwise, they can only wait to die obediently." Tong Lu used the palm of her hand to build a "pergola" on the eyebrows of her bunny face, while she stretched Neck looked like he was watching the show: "It's the same as hunting bears with a short sword on your back."

Either the backstab is successful, or it will be reduced to food, and there will be no chance of recovery.

Because others saw through your cowardice and incompetence in the first round.

"There is no second chance to come back. If you succeed, you will live, if you fail, you will die." Seeing the two parties who had begun to pretend to introduce themselves, Tong Lu narrowed her eyes and raised her eyebrows: "Now let's see if Yi Chengshan's pretending skills are in place. .”

From the first time they met, he put on the posture that a gold medal lawyer was not to be trifled with. No matter how unreasonable Zhou Minghai was, he still had to weigh whether he was worthy of his weight under the provisions of the law.

"Pretending?" Ah Qiong leaned against his partner to rest, and his breathing, disturbed by sobs just now, basically calmed down, only a little pink remained outside his eye sockets: "Isn't Yi Chengshan a trainee lawyer?"

"It's just that I'm still in the internship period, so I have to pretend." Patting the other party's bulging belly, Tong Lu lovingly pointed at her hair and kissed: "How can a mere trainee lawyer get the enhanced version of Zhou Minghai?" Yi Chengshan has to show that kind of insidious, cunning and eloquent appearance, so as to force his love rival to give up entanglement with Mi Lai and himself because he is afraid of trouble."

Indeed, the more difficult the performance, the better.Ah Chung felt that he seemed to have begun to grasp the way of human social knowledge.

Looking at the cannon fodder standing alone at the entrance of the flower shop, and looking at the group of Zhou Minghai's subordinates opposite him, she always felt uncomfortable: "What if it fails?"

Seeing that the butler had already taken out the so-called "personal maid contract", she, who was supposed to be completely neutral, also began to worry: "Hey, look, the contract really appeared, the next step is Zhou Narumi relying on the number of people and power How about forcing Mi Lai to sign?"

"If it fails unfortunately, Mi Lai will probably have to go through the original plot again." Tong Lu shook her head and squeezed the shoulder of the person in front of her: "But there is no need to rush this time. Didn't I say that we should use human means to help those people?" A lesson?”

"No matter what the situation is then, the contract will not be in Zhou Minghai's hands." The small battery downstairs is already very thirsty!She chuckled: "Besides, although Yi Chengshan is still a novice in love, he does his job very well. If we really have to fight, he may not lose."

Facts have proved that although Yi Chengshan looks honest and dull on weekdays, it is only for Mi Lai; when he encounters scum like Zhou Minghai, he is not only eloquent, but he can also swear in different ways:

"May I ask this Mr. Zhou, are you from a funny family?" After listening to the bragging of the man with glasses and seeing the "maid contract", he only used one method to compare his arrogance as a lawyer with the one in front of him. The contempt of legal blindness is vividly expressed:

The man glanced at the contract for five seconds, and then began to play with origami fans using local materials.

Not to mention, using a small paper fan is quite cool in the summer.Yi Chengshan was relieved to be fanning himself alone, but the people around him were holding back their anger, especially Zhou Minghai, who was in a wheelchair.

How dare this person block his actions, and not only underestimate him, but also randomly fold a fan with the contract he prepared?Zhou Minghai felt a kind of anger of being humiliated, and the light of the cold storage shone in his eyes: very good, you want to be a flower protector, right?See how I deal with you!
He shook his wheelchair and came directly in front of the flower shop: "You are the one who made origami my contract? You are so brave! This contract was originally prepared for that woman in this shop..."

"It doesn't matter who it is for!" Yi Chengshan took a step forward, held the wheel calmly, and started to use his taunting skills: "Although I am very unwilling, but for a legally blind family like you who has nothing to do with money The first heir, as a lawyer, I still have the obligation to popularize the most basic knowledge of laws and regulations to elementary school students."

"This contract in your eyes is a waste of paper in my eyes. Its first two words are wrong! You must know that it has died early in the morning and now has entered a modern era of civilization. Our country has long since abolished slavery. What is the existence of a so-called maid; the person who can write these two characters as the name of the contract is either because of the second illness of the second child, or because of his own mental distortion and abnormality; "

As he said that, he put one hand in his pocket and pushed the wheelchair back a step: "Of course we can't just judge individual psychopaths, right? Although they choose not to be individuals, our benevolent society still protects that kind of uncivilized people." Animals enjoy human rights, because monkeys look like human beings when they dress up."

"Since the existence of this document that Mr. Zhou is optimistic about is meaningless, no matter what we sign on it, it will not have legal effect. I can write anyone's name on it, and as long as someone brings this piece of trash to me Now that I am responsible, I can accurately judge that the person is a complete idiot."

"Oh, that's right," he slapped his head, not giving Zhou Minghai any chance to speak: "Just now I seem to see that there are some decent-looking clauses added to it? It seems that I want to push the matter of my hay fever allergies to On the head of the florist?"

"How dare you show such a reason on paper? It's completely revealing your IQ!" Yi Chengshan didn't mention anyone's name, but his eyes showed his attitude: That's right, the cripple in the wheelchair, I'm scolding him so much now It's you!
"Is there any additional 'take care of the boss until his legs recover', 'do all the housework and clean up while the boss is disabled', tsk tsk tsk, I really feel sorry for this man's parents. They are better than raw barbeque What a fool! By the way, maybe the parents are the same kind of people, so they can raise such a bad person!"

"Ignorant, despicable, and indecent!" He blocked all the opponents' rebuttals with his excellent slandering skills, and held his own round tightly in his hands, not even giving him a chance to fight back.

With a single round of speech, he is already a man who can stand on his own and stand in court.

No one can beat me in my bout, no one!Yi Chengshan tore up the "Personal Maid Contract" that was folded into a paper fan in a victorious posture, crumpled it into a ball and threw it into the trash can next to the fruit shop, where the dirty peel can ensure No one dared to reach in and get things out.

"Mi Lai is the most important childhood sweetheart in my life. If someone comes to harass her again, as long as I catch her, I will definitely use all my life's knowledge to sue her until his family goes bankrupt!"

Well, count yourself kind!Zhou Minghai covered his chest that was sore from anger, gritted his teeth and patted his legs that were still in plaster: "Big lawyer, how are you going to excuse her?"

"I was hit by a car a week ago, and the location happened to be in front of this flower shop!" He pointed viciously at the surveillance camera at the entrance of the alley: "The camera captured everything clearly, shouldn't the shop owner be held responsible?"

"Hmph, you are slandering!" Yi Chengshan immediately fought back, using various accusations to prove that his "success until you lose everything" was not just a joke: "Where you fall, you will be responsible for it? Do I have no money in the future?" Can you perform a dive in front of the bank? Besides, what evidence do you have to prove that the car accident was related to the flower shop? Could it be that you won’t be hit if you stand in front of the fruit shop or the key repair booth?”

He pointed to the camera on his finger again: "Want to watch the surveillance? Okay, I'll accompany you. It's just right when the time comes to broadcast the criminal evidence that you gathered a crowd this morning to disturb public order and seek interrogation!"

"You. How do you talk to a patient!" Seeing that the boss was at a disadvantage again, the man with glasses stepped forward and began moral kidnapping: "You are still a lawyer, and you don't even know how to care for patients!"

Caring for patients?Yi Chengshan stepped forward again, looked at Zhou Minghai who was in a wheelchair, and said loudly on purpose: "I'm sorry, I really don't see anything wrong with this big boss Zhou. Could it be that it's in a place where I can't see..."

He lowered his head with an exaggerated expression: "Is it a brain damage?"

You are crazy!Zhou Minghai is really going crazy: You can't see such a big wheelchair?
"It turns out that there is something wrong with his legs!" Yi Chengshan kicked off the wheelchair again: "I'm really sorry, because this person's current appearance matches his original temperament so well, I thought he was born only this tall! So it is High paraplegia!"

"A kind reminder, when you check your feet, you'd better check your brain too." Standing where the other party couldn't catch him, he tapped his temple: "I suspect you may be sick here!"

"Did you know that there is effusion? It is commonly known as brain flooding, and it is probably caused by eating too much recently."

This person has a better future than being a lawyer if he wants to curse people full-time.Zhou Minghai hated his teeth so much that he almost couldn't help tearing up his face and let someone beat him up before taking the flower shop girl away. He didn't want to maintain any false face; Yi Chengshan also felt that the atmosphere was not right, and quietly Moving to the branch road in the dark alley, he whispered to Mi Lai to close the shop and call the police.

While the two sides entered a high level of tension, there was another person who was also preparing.

"Are you sure you want to do this?" Ah Qiong huddled at the top of the stairs, grabbing his thumping little heart: "Do you really want to use such a simple and crude method?"

"No way, you see that Zhou Minghai is already making plans." Tong Lu fastened the safety buckle on her chin, and adjusted the position of the helmet slightly: "Yi Chengshan alone can't handle it."

"Don't worry, I'll be fine, and they won't recognize me." Riding on the familiar small battery, half of her face hidden under the helmet showed a wicked smile:
"After all, I'm just a passing courier brother, and I just occasionally act as a messenger of justice."

(End of this chapter)