On how to save the world by defeating the protagonist
Chapter 8 The Classic Opening of Campus Love
Chapter 8 The Classic Opening of Campus Love
In the past, all the classic campus Mary Su novels had such a key plot: a girl was blocked in classrooms, dormitories, rooftops, toilets and other places and let the villains bully her. The male protagonist descends from the sky, and after defeating the villain, he uncovers the man behind the scenes who is usually jealous of the girl's appearance, family affairs, and grades.
But all of this has a premise: the girl must be the protagonist.
Although she just came to this plane, she still doesn't know who the protagonist is, and she doesn't know why she appears in the men's restroom while retaining her daughter's body, but Tong Lu has already confirmed a fact:
In this plane, it is absolutely impossible for him to be the heroine.
Therefore, the current situation is not a prelude to "campus love", but an ordinary campus bullying.
"Hey, I'm asking you something, why are you in a daze?" There were three boys surrounding Tong Lu, the leader looked very arrogant, with a pointed chin on the neck of a thin chicken, raised high Under the nostrils, there is a circle of mustaches typical of adolescent boys, and the drooping eyes with high toes look a bit cockfighting.
This guy is not the hero, absolutely not.Tong Lu looked at the pimples on his cheeks that were about to burst out, and silently complained in her heart: If such a thing can be the darling of the plane, how ridiculous is this plane?
It's not worth saving at all, okay?
"Hey, what's that look in your eyes?" After catching the undisguised disgust in the eyes of the girl in front of him, Ji Ning became angry with embarrassment: "Did you agree to the condition just now? Answer quickly, I don't have time to accompany you here Some kind of nerd is wasting here!"
"Conditions?" Tong Lu squinted at the three people in front of her with the eyes of a fool: "What conditions?"
Did they ask for something just now? Why didn't I hear anything?Or, did this incident happen before I crossed over?
In addition, when it came to that "nerd", Tong Lu touched her face: She didn't know when she got an extra pair of glasses, and it turned out that she had [-] vision in both eyes, so she didn't need them at all.What is this, an additional prop needed for the plot?
"You still dare to ask me what conditions?" Chicken Neck obviously took her rhetorical question as a kind of provocation, his face flushed instantly with anger, and the pimples on his face also glistened: "Tong Lu, let me tell you, don't think that your grades are good. It's amazing, it's just a coincidence that you got the first grade in the monthly exam last month! Boss Ouyang only lost to you when he was not in good condition!"
"Now I'll give you a chance to obediently return him the first place in next week's monthly exam. You're still making trouble here! What qualifications do you think you have to fight with us? What can you do if you do well in the exam? Your family has money to go to college ? Boss kindly gave you 300 yuan, that's a step down, don't give it shameless!"
"I'll ask you one last time. You won't be allowed to take the first place in the monthly exam next time. Do you understand?" After speaking, the chicken neck groaned heavily, and the already spacious nostrils were enlarged by another size.
"Oh..." After hearing what the person in front of her said, Tong Lu gradually gained some confidence in her heart. While shaking her head slowly to attract the attention of the three boys, she secretly searched in her pockets and prayed to that unreliable main god Be kind to yourself, give me a prop or something...
Fortunately, she found what she wanted without any effort.
It is not a bad thing to go back to my 16-year-old age, but it is troublesome to deal with naive youths who are also 16 years old.Rolling her eyes, Tong Lu showed her most natural acting skills so far, and put on a trembling pose: "That, that, sorry, actually I still don't quite understand what you are talking about."
"Can you be more straightforward?" She acted cute: "After all, people only know how to read."
"Hey! Women are trouble!" As soon as these words came out, the three boys scratched their heads and stared at her with unkind expressions: "Do you think this way of escaping is meaningful?" "You're not kidding us, are you? ?" "Don't think I don't hit women!"
Although the three kings in front of her started to curse impatiently, and some even wanted to pull her collar, Tong Lu still had the expression: "I'm so naive, so innocent, so pitiful, I don't understand anything," paired with those blinking eyes. His eyes are particularly convincing.
In the end, the chicken neck who took the lead really had no choice but to repeat the request as briefly as possible with anger: "Because you angered our boss Ouyang last month, you will not be allowed in the monthly exam next week. He's good, got it? Boss is kind, and will give you a cooperation fee of 300 yuan after the matter is completed!"
The last sentence was almost yelled out by him, and he accidentally choked on his saliva after the incident, and the veins on the chick's neck burst open.
This sentence completely explained the cause and effect of the incident, and also attached a behind-the-scenes mastermind. Tong Lu was very satisfied with the result.
Ji Ning saw a smile on her face, thought it was done, and became proud: "Do you understand? Hurry up..." Before the word "promise" came out, he froze in place:
Tong Lu took out a mobile phone from her pocket, and it was frozen on the recording page, showing 30 seconds of recording.Any fool knows what was recorded.
He screamed and wanted to pounce on him, but before he could move, he was kicked at a key part. When he reflexively wanted to squat down, he was grabbed by the scalp, and then he was thrown out and bumped into him firmly. At the corner of the tiles next to the toilet sink, a stream of heat popped out from the top of the head.The whole process flowed smoothly and without delay, as if the perpetrator had practiced this hundreds of times.
"What, you still want to fight three-on-one? Are you embarrassed to face a girl?" Tong Lu's cold voice came from above her head: "All self-righteous scum, relying on their big size, think it's great to be a dog's leg, right? ? Well, I don’t mind breaking your dog’s legs for your parents!” Then there was another sharp pain, and the chicken neck felt as if its calf had been broken.
Although his face was covered with blood and he couldn't see the scene in front of him clearly, the chicken neck could feel that it was impossible to count on the remaining two companions to save him: he clearly heard the screams and begging for mercy of the other two getting farther and farther away.
This is how the same thing?Chicken Neck couldn't figure out when things got out of control: this girl was probably just a nerd who was obsessed with studying. She got the first place in the next month's exam by luck and was followed by the boss. Apart from that, she had nothing else.
She should let others bully her, be obedient, and obediently agree to the boss's conditions; she shouldn't have such courage, shouldn't fight with people so skillfully, shouldn't hit her head on the tiles, shouldn't have an accident He calmed down like nothing happened...
There are still many suspicious things, but Chicken Neck has only one thought at the moment: Will this person really beat himself to death here?
Fear instantly overwhelmed this vicious, immature young man. He began to beg for mercy like a dog: "No, no, I'm sorry, big sister, I'm sorry, I didn't mean it..."
"Didn't you do it on purpose?" Tong Lu pawed him on the stomach: "Then who called me to the men's room in the first place? Wasn't it you?"
The chicken neck was speechless, and he passed out directly.
Seeing that there was no response from the person, Tong Lu walked slowly to the sink and told herself to clean up, while lowering her eyes: Obviously, this plane revolves around the campus, and the protagonist is most likely the "Boss Ouyang"; , due to certain experiences in her own growth, what she hates the most is school.
While washing and washing, she began to hum a song: While this plane disgusted her extremely, it also aroused the malice in her bones. If there is no accident, the protagonist will get extra "care" from her. After promising not to take the initiative In the case of hurting people, she can hide in the dark and play a game of "cat and mouse" without taking any risks...
A familiar call came from behind: "Tong, Tong Lu!" Turning around, I saw a bunch of girls running in this direction, and the one at the front was the Lord God who had changed clothes: "What's wrong with you, don't you worry? "
As soon as the lord god came up, he held her face and examined it carefully. He was so nervous that tears came out again: "Well, I heard that you were blocked by someone in the toilet..."
"Hush..." Tong Lu directly tapped the Lord God's chin: "I'm fine, don't be afraid. Also, I'm still not sure who the protagonist of this plane is, if it's the following scum..."
She pointed to the neck of the chicken slumped under the sink: "Then I guess the task has been completed ahead of schedule."
"Eh?" The main god was stunned for a moment, and just about to look down at the poor thing, someone put a pair of glasses on his face: "But, that kind of thing can't be the protagonist's." He raised the chin of the person in front of him in a subtle gesture:
"Don't look, it's dirty your eyes." They are about the same height now, and Tong Lu can perfectly block the face of the Lord God.
"Secretly tell you a fact: I hate this plane very, very much, because it annoyed me from the very beginning, so I will never show mercy to the protagonist here." She leaned on the Lord God's shoulder deliberately, looking It’s like being cared for by a teacher: “Also, my eyes are very good, so I don’t need to add such a thing to me for some ‘personal design’, it’s more suitable to wear on your face.”
"I really hate school, and I hate teachers, so if you're high enough this time, try to keep those twittering things away from me. Also, try not to let me do exams, homework, etc., high school I have almost forgotten the things about it a long time ago, and it will be revealed as soon as I take the exam, which will not help me get close to the protagonist."
"Finally, I must tell you: don't try to add any so-called 'family' or 'best friends' to me. I didn't have these things, and I don't need them now. Parents or something, just hire someone from outside with money to perform." After speaking, Tong Lu blinked slowly: "There is only one thing I like in this plane:"
"You look good in a professional suit."
(End of this chapter)
In the past, all the classic campus Mary Su novels had such a key plot: a girl was blocked in classrooms, dormitories, rooftops, toilets and other places and let the villains bully her. The male protagonist descends from the sky, and after defeating the villain, he uncovers the man behind the scenes who is usually jealous of the girl's appearance, family affairs, and grades.
But all of this has a premise: the girl must be the protagonist.
Although she just came to this plane, she still doesn't know who the protagonist is, and she doesn't know why she appears in the men's restroom while retaining her daughter's body, but Tong Lu has already confirmed a fact:
In this plane, it is absolutely impossible for him to be the heroine.
Therefore, the current situation is not a prelude to "campus love", but an ordinary campus bullying.
"Hey, I'm asking you something, why are you in a daze?" There were three boys surrounding Tong Lu, the leader looked very arrogant, with a pointed chin on the neck of a thin chicken, raised high Under the nostrils, there is a circle of mustaches typical of adolescent boys, and the drooping eyes with high toes look a bit cockfighting.
This guy is not the hero, absolutely not.Tong Lu looked at the pimples on his cheeks that were about to burst out, and silently complained in her heart: If such a thing can be the darling of the plane, how ridiculous is this plane?
It's not worth saving at all, okay?
"Hey, what's that look in your eyes?" After catching the undisguised disgust in the eyes of the girl in front of him, Ji Ning became angry with embarrassment: "Did you agree to the condition just now? Answer quickly, I don't have time to accompany you here Some kind of nerd is wasting here!"
"Conditions?" Tong Lu squinted at the three people in front of her with the eyes of a fool: "What conditions?"
Did they ask for something just now? Why didn't I hear anything?Or, did this incident happen before I crossed over?
In addition, when it came to that "nerd", Tong Lu touched her face: She didn't know when she got an extra pair of glasses, and it turned out that she had [-] vision in both eyes, so she didn't need them at all.What is this, an additional prop needed for the plot?
"You still dare to ask me what conditions?" Chicken Neck obviously took her rhetorical question as a kind of provocation, his face flushed instantly with anger, and the pimples on his face also glistened: "Tong Lu, let me tell you, don't think that your grades are good. It's amazing, it's just a coincidence that you got the first grade in the monthly exam last month! Boss Ouyang only lost to you when he was not in good condition!"
"Now I'll give you a chance to obediently return him the first place in next week's monthly exam. You're still making trouble here! What qualifications do you think you have to fight with us? What can you do if you do well in the exam? Your family has money to go to college ? Boss kindly gave you 300 yuan, that's a step down, don't give it shameless!"
"I'll ask you one last time. You won't be allowed to take the first place in the monthly exam next time. Do you understand?" After speaking, the chicken neck groaned heavily, and the already spacious nostrils were enlarged by another size.
"Oh..." After hearing what the person in front of her said, Tong Lu gradually gained some confidence in her heart. While shaking her head slowly to attract the attention of the three boys, she secretly searched in her pockets and prayed to that unreliable main god Be kind to yourself, give me a prop or something...
Fortunately, she found what she wanted without any effort.
It is not a bad thing to go back to my 16-year-old age, but it is troublesome to deal with naive youths who are also 16 years old.Rolling her eyes, Tong Lu showed her most natural acting skills so far, and put on a trembling pose: "That, that, sorry, actually I still don't quite understand what you are talking about."
"Can you be more straightforward?" She acted cute: "After all, people only know how to read."
"Hey! Women are trouble!" As soon as these words came out, the three boys scratched their heads and stared at her with unkind expressions: "Do you think this way of escaping is meaningful?" "You're not kidding us, are you? ?" "Don't think I don't hit women!"
Although the three kings in front of her started to curse impatiently, and some even wanted to pull her collar, Tong Lu still had the expression: "I'm so naive, so innocent, so pitiful, I don't understand anything," paired with those blinking eyes. His eyes are particularly convincing.
In the end, the chicken neck who took the lead really had no choice but to repeat the request as briefly as possible with anger: "Because you angered our boss Ouyang last month, you will not be allowed in the monthly exam next week. He's good, got it? Boss is kind, and will give you a cooperation fee of 300 yuan after the matter is completed!"
The last sentence was almost yelled out by him, and he accidentally choked on his saliva after the incident, and the veins on the chick's neck burst open.
This sentence completely explained the cause and effect of the incident, and also attached a behind-the-scenes mastermind. Tong Lu was very satisfied with the result.
Ji Ning saw a smile on her face, thought it was done, and became proud: "Do you understand? Hurry up..." Before the word "promise" came out, he froze in place:
Tong Lu took out a mobile phone from her pocket, and it was frozen on the recording page, showing 30 seconds of recording.Any fool knows what was recorded.
He screamed and wanted to pounce on him, but before he could move, he was kicked at a key part. When he reflexively wanted to squat down, he was grabbed by the scalp, and then he was thrown out and bumped into him firmly. At the corner of the tiles next to the toilet sink, a stream of heat popped out from the top of the head.The whole process flowed smoothly and without delay, as if the perpetrator had practiced this hundreds of times.
"What, you still want to fight three-on-one? Are you embarrassed to face a girl?" Tong Lu's cold voice came from above her head: "All self-righteous scum, relying on their big size, think it's great to be a dog's leg, right? ? Well, I don’t mind breaking your dog’s legs for your parents!” Then there was another sharp pain, and the chicken neck felt as if its calf had been broken.
Although his face was covered with blood and he couldn't see the scene in front of him clearly, the chicken neck could feel that it was impossible to count on the remaining two companions to save him: he clearly heard the screams and begging for mercy of the other two getting farther and farther away.
This is how the same thing?Chicken Neck couldn't figure out when things got out of control: this girl was probably just a nerd who was obsessed with studying. She got the first place in the next month's exam by luck and was followed by the boss. Apart from that, she had nothing else.
She should let others bully her, be obedient, and obediently agree to the boss's conditions; she shouldn't have such courage, shouldn't fight with people so skillfully, shouldn't hit her head on the tiles, shouldn't have an accident He calmed down like nothing happened...
There are still many suspicious things, but Chicken Neck has only one thought at the moment: Will this person really beat himself to death here?
Fear instantly overwhelmed this vicious, immature young man. He began to beg for mercy like a dog: "No, no, I'm sorry, big sister, I'm sorry, I didn't mean it..."
"Didn't you do it on purpose?" Tong Lu pawed him on the stomach: "Then who called me to the men's room in the first place? Wasn't it you?"
The chicken neck was speechless, and he passed out directly.
Seeing that there was no response from the person, Tong Lu walked slowly to the sink and told herself to clean up, while lowering her eyes: Obviously, this plane revolves around the campus, and the protagonist is most likely the "Boss Ouyang"; , due to certain experiences in her own growth, what she hates the most is school.
While washing and washing, she began to hum a song: While this plane disgusted her extremely, it also aroused the malice in her bones. If there is no accident, the protagonist will get extra "care" from her. After promising not to take the initiative In the case of hurting people, she can hide in the dark and play a game of "cat and mouse" without taking any risks...
A familiar call came from behind: "Tong, Tong Lu!" Turning around, I saw a bunch of girls running in this direction, and the one at the front was the Lord God who had changed clothes: "What's wrong with you, don't you worry? "
As soon as the lord god came up, he held her face and examined it carefully. He was so nervous that tears came out again: "Well, I heard that you were blocked by someone in the toilet..."
"Hush..." Tong Lu directly tapped the Lord God's chin: "I'm fine, don't be afraid. Also, I'm still not sure who the protagonist of this plane is, if it's the following scum..."
She pointed to the neck of the chicken slumped under the sink: "Then I guess the task has been completed ahead of schedule."
"Eh?" The main god was stunned for a moment, and just about to look down at the poor thing, someone put a pair of glasses on his face: "But, that kind of thing can't be the protagonist's." He raised the chin of the person in front of him in a subtle gesture:
"Don't look, it's dirty your eyes." They are about the same height now, and Tong Lu can perfectly block the face of the Lord God.
"Secretly tell you a fact: I hate this plane very, very much, because it annoyed me from the very beginning, so I will never show mercy to the protagonist here." She leaned on the Lord God's shoulder deliberately, looking It’s like being cared for by a teacher: “Also, my eyes are very good, so I don’t need to add such a thing to me for some ‘personal design’, it’s more suitable to wear on your face.”
"I really hate school, and I hate teachers, so if you're high enough this time, try to keep those twittering things away from me. Also, try not to let me do exams, homework, etc., high school I have almost forgotten the things about it a long time ago, and it will be revealed as soon as I take the exam, which will not help me get close to the protagonist."
"Finally, I must tell you: don't try to add any so-called 'family' or 'best friends' to me. I didn't have these things, and I don't need them now. Parents or something, just hire someone from outside with money to perform." After speaking, Tong Lu blinked slowly: "There is only one thing I like in this plane:"
"You look good in a professional suit."
(End of this chapter)
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