On how to save the world by defeating the protagonist

Chapter 61 Rarely Confused
The best way to solve a problem is to throw it back into the hands of the questioner.At this point, I have to say that Tong Lu does it beautifully:
After weighing the pros and cons of all parties, speculating on the growth level of the other party's IQ, assuming the result of telling the truth, and considering the structure of the brain circuit of the gods, this glorious savior of the plane, who has been single for 20 years and wears the skin of a high school student The woman who pretended to be tender and could do her best not to make any noise broke the boat and made the most rogue blow:
"If you insist on asking, then don't even think about kissing again in the future!"

As expected, such an unreasonable counterattack caught the main god off guard. She had never seen such a brazen person, and her IQ instantly returned to the level that matched that soft and cute bunny face: "Well, well, this, this me, I still want to kiss..."

The main god likes to communicate with humans, and among all communication behaviors, she especially likes kissing: this is also what she has learned, the first "intimate" action, although it is only used to "decompress" her partner.

But she still likes this action quite a lot: she purses her lips, and then directly sticks to the opponent's skin, feeling the warmth and vitality... Thinking of this, her ears seem to be burning: she can't do this action well, but the savior Never give up, and will teach carefully.

Tong Lu taught her very seriously, before kissing her, she would always hold her in her arms, close to her chest, and then bow her head, imprinting a silent kiss on her face or forehead.Although I don't know why she is so proficient.

However, it's also important to figure out what "kiss" really means.The Lord God was lying on the ground, looking straight at the ceiling, clasping his hands in front of his chest: "...but, but I really want to know why you did that."

She widened her eyes and stared at the person in front of her pleadingly: "Can't you choose both?"

Of course not!Tong Lu shouted in her heart: What if you knew that I was actually impure, greedy for your body, unwilling to study all day long, and just wanted to take advantage of you?

Therefore, no matter how pure her eyes are, she can't stop her from continuing to flicker: "Lord God, do you know that human beings are quite complicated. That is to say, trying to use mere 'child psychology' to explain the behavior of adults is actually a problem. Very stupid thing."

"Perhaps as you have learned, kissing has many meanings." The man saw the right opportunity and turned over. While the main god was still in the "girl praying" posture, he directly fixed his limbs in front of her: "Then why do you have to Looking for a reason for this? Don't you like the interaction? Or, are you tired of it?"

A strong posture and affectionate eyes are the key to victory. The panic look on the Lord God's face let Tong Lu know exactly that it was time to take action: "Believe me, kissing is actually meaningless at all." After saying that, he suddenly lowered his head and touched the tip of the other person's nose. After dawdling for a while, Then he gave it a light peck:
"If you want, I can kiss you anytime." She raised her head with a smile in her eyes: "For example, now."

"Kissing is just a normal way of expressing emotions. It can represent many kinds of emotions. The important thing is, what kind of emotion are we doing this with? You know it very well, right? Then, there is no need to figure it out. Now I understand the meaning of kissing.”

God, thank you Chinese teacher, thank you classmates for gossip, and thank you for the philosophy content in politics class!The savior cheered silently in her head. The high school knowledge learned again may not increase her intelligence, but on the other hand, she has exercised her nonsense ability very well.More than enough to fool at least one god.

The main god was lying on the ground, the kiss just now had turned her whole body into a boiled shrimp, she didn't want to do anything, didn't want to ask anything, just curled up and continued to fall into the arms of the person in front of her, and then continued with what happened 3 minutes ago :

"I, I still, still don't ask." Momo covered her face with her hands, she peeped at her partner through her fingers, and then blushed and made a small request: "So, can you kiss again now?" ?”

"Okay." Tong Lu smiled gentlemanly, concealing the ecstasy in her heart.

When the two stood up again, Tong Lu patted the wrinkles on the clothes, and suddenly remembered something: "By the way, why do you suddenly want to know the meaning of kissing?" She tilted her head to the main god: "At first you thought How would I answer?"

"At first, I thought you would choose 'guilt'." The Lord God scratched his head, looked at the other party's puzzled eyes, and then hurriedly explained: "Because, because you secretly bald Arjun's tail without telling me a few days ago. I took a piece, right? I thought that was why you kept kissing me. It turned out..."

She blinked: "It turns out you don't feel guilty at all."

Hey, how did this thing come to light?Tong Lu was dumbfounded. She did accidentally pluck out the rabbit's tail while grooming, but then covered it with the side hair. Why would the Lord God know?

"Because the rabbit complained to you?"

"Because I have eyes and have better observation skills than humans."

Oh Well.Tong Lu spread her hands, and more than 50 home-made rabbit meat recipes flashed in her mind. After finally looking at the snow outside the window, she blurted out: "It's snowing, do you want to eat rabbit meat hot pot?"

"Of course, I'm not talking about the one at home." That one wasn't fat enough.She walked forward, patted the main god's back in a comforting way, and at the same time gently squeezed the other person's neck with her palms: "It's not far from the school entrance. It's only a 300-meter walk, but you have to hurry. The location is tight and the crowds are there. A lot. And then..."

"Before that, I want you to promise me one thing:" Holding the soft cheeks of the main god, she looked directly at the pair of bright eyes above, and said every word:
“Never study nonsense about human psychology again, and never try to use rigid book knowledge to understand human beings, never!”

That afternoon, Tong Lu once again used human cunning to defeat the innocence of gods, and successfully protected her one-sided love affair, taking a big step forward on the road to singlehood.

Maybe this is her choice: I like you, but you can't know.

Everyone doesn't like snowflakes on Christmas Eve, with one exception: "Seriously, if only this snow stopped tomorrow night."

Liu Xiaoya sat sideways on the seat, raised her legs in a rare way, and took off a shoe: "I really can't stand these high heels!" She picked up the heel and smashed it on the ground three times to attach it The icy slag shook down: "Just yesterday, it took me 15 minutes from the teaching building to walking out of the school gate! The snow under the heels has been trampled and frozen!"

"Tong Lu, what if I slip and fall in public when dancing tomorrow?" The girl who was still practicing wearing high heels the day before the dance sighed and rubbed her sore toes: "It doesn't matter if you fall on yourself, just I'm afraid I'll bring my dancing partner with me. He's from An Moli!"

"Tell me, what would they think?" A student who couldn't even dance well had nothing to do with the glittering Royal Academy.

Those are not high heels, just kitten heels.You practiced for nothing for a month without even touching the soles of your high heels.As a friend with empathy, Tong Lu did not tell the squad leader this cruel fact, but just teased in a relaxed tone: "So what if you fall down, you don't care what others think!"

"The big deal is to show someone the splits on the spot." She smirked and patted the other side's shoulder: "By the way, let's show the flexibility of our young people."

"Stop making trouble, okay, which eye of yours can see that I am flexible?" The squad leader glared at her heartless back table angrily: "If you really split your fork, call an ambulance for me?" The cast had to go all the way up the thigh!

Tong Lu laughed, even thinking about that scene makes people feel funny.

After the other party put on the shoes, she stopped snickering and began to seriously analyze the current situation: "Actually, I don't think it's necessary for you to compete with one shoe," she said, pulling up her trouser legs to reveal her little white shoes : "You think, is the real purpose of the Anmori delegation coming this time to select the prom queen? They are to interview the contestants of the last competition!"

"So, the really important competitions have been passed, and this dance is nothing worth paying attention to. Unless you want to learn from her:" Tong Lu pointed to Ye Luoxi by the window, and then lowered her voice: "I heard that Ye Luoxi I spent a lot of money customizing the dress for the ball, and I seem to want to get a boyfriend directly from the delegation..."

She added: "That guy completely forgot about the interview, and thought that the winner could be determined by dancing."

"Hey, a person like her is really..." Liu Xiaoya shook her head silently, she wanted to say something sarcastic, but then she looked down at the shoes on her feet, and suddenly felt that she was also a fool: "Forget it, I'll obediently change back to my sneakers Bar."

"You're right, people who put too much emphasis on Christmas balls are fools who put the cart before the horse. I wish I had heard a few words from you earlier." The girl sighed, took out the spare flat shoes from her bag and put them on , and stuffed the pair of kitten heels that had tortured him for a month into his pocket.

However, the moment she finished zipping, she suddenly remembered: "Tong Lu, you said that the purpose of the Anmori College delegation is to interview all the contestants, right?"

"Yes." Tong Lu blinked, not knowing why the squad leader suddenly mentioned this point: "Didn't we know it from the beginning?"

"So, have you ever seen how the group of them conduct interviews?"

(End of this chapter)