On how to save the world by defeating the protagonist

Chapter 312

Like the two protagonists, when the first batch of elixir was refined, the traversers also chose to eat the fruits of their labor.

"It's all for judging the grade, you know?" The lavender pill in his hand was still steaming, so Hu Mian couldn't wait to fish it out, and brought it to the eyelid of the person in front of him: "Look at the rich color, smell this It has a strong bitter taste, and looking at this round appearance, it is roughly estimated that it should be about seven grades; "

"But now limited by the testing environment, and I'm not a professional alchemist, it's too difficult to accurately find out the level of the pill." Rolling the pill in his palm, he took a deep look at Tong Lu, and what he said was half coercion and half pleading To: "If it is found to be unqualified when it comes to review, it will be troublesome;"

"Therefore, I need a volunteer." He said it easily, but the light in the fox's eyes revealed his thoughts: "It's best to have one who stays next to me, watching me make medicine while doing nothing, and Some healthy age-appropriate girl who has been unhelpful so far."

"In order to protect the privacy of the other party, I will not name this girl. I hope she can stand up and take on this honorable and lucky role bravely."

Knowing that there are only two of them in the enchantment, they secretly made so many conditions, didn't they just want to complain that I don't work?Seeing this person turning a corner and connoting himself with a cold eye, Tong Lu rolled her eyes and decided to follow the other party's wishes:
"As the only girl who is within a visible distance of three and a half meters and meets the conditions of being idle, healthy and of an appropriate age, I volunteered to raise my hand to make a human flesh tester for the alchemy level of an informal alchemist."

Glancing at Hu Mian, who was laughing at Mimi, she added another condition angrily: "I only hope that he can save me from drug allergies, poisoning or throat choking in time when an emergency happens." Come out." As he spoke, he snatched a ball glowing with purple light, and stretched his neck——

As expected of a seventh-grade elixir refined by a cultivator of immortality, before she could swallow it, it automatically turned into a stream of bitter water on the tip of her tongue.

I'm going, what the hell is this smell?Covering her irritated mouth and nose, Tong Lu squatted down instantly, almost spitting out the bitter juice:
It’s fine if it’s just a simple bitter taste, but there’s also a trace of strange sourness, looming numbness, and the burnt taste of the medicinal materials in the pill... What’s even more unbearable is the extremely light and lingering taste that lingers in the throat at the end of the pill. , How can lingering rust taste.

I really underestimated this "elixir"!After squatting on the spot and retching for a few times, Tong Lu managed to stand upright, pointed with tears in her eyes, "You, did you put blood in the pill?" The weird smell of iron reminded her of the previous plane In the hospital, her childhood playmate forcibly poured the soup.

The soup with blood was as bitter as that memory, and now it penetrated into her soul.

"It's just a pill, why use blood?" After being recalled by the special material in it, Tong Lu, whose mentality was about to explode, was about to sue the perpetrator, but when he stretched out his hand, the other party grabbed his wrist:
"Don't make such a fuss, it's common for alchemists to use their own blood power to strengthen pills with external force." Seeing that the time was almost up, Hu Mian didn't care what the "little white mouse" in front of him was stimulated, pulled up He started to feel his pulse on his wrist: "Don't move, I'll see how the medicine works..."

"Smooth qi veins, sufficient kidney qi, condensed primordial spirit..." Feeling the full, even overactive vitality in the opponent's pulse, this temporary alchemist seemed quite satisfied: You know, what I am refining this time is to enhance the power of the soul [-]. The Buyuan Pill that repairs the damage of the meridians, if the other party has this reaction after taking this medicine, it means that the refining of the medicine has indeed been successful.

Very good, the test is basically passed now.After secretly breathing a sigh of relief, he smiled and let go of the opponent's hand. While smelling the fragrance of "Jiupin Dali Pill" gradually permeating the air, he leisurely stuffed himself with a Bu Yuan Pill into his mouth, in order to To demonstrate the fairness of your actions:
"I know you don't like the taste of this elixir, so don't stare at me." Hu Mian glanced sideways at the savior who was still covering his mouth, and pointed to his own mouth: "That's what Buyuan elixir is like. Dislike it as unpalatable, it is good for the body."

"And look, didn't I also take a pill with you?" After swallowing the bitter pill without changing his expression, he opened his fan and began to sit down and feel the fragrance of the Ninth Grade Divine Pill.

"This kind of ninth-grade 'Daliwan' is made by Huashui as soon as you smell it, and he is the only one who can make this kind of sugar pill to coax children into a ninth-grade effect." The smoke on the fan, he couldn't help feeling: "I think back when I was still in the clan, I didn't have to eat this kind of Ninth Grade Divine Pill, but each of them can be easily swallowed..."

"After all, the taste of the elixir is actually the refined and condensed flavor of the medicinal materials." Youyou sighed, and lowered his eyelashes: those who can pass the alchemist's test and finally refine the elixir have long lost their natural childlike innocence; they only know He blindly piled the precious medicinal materials into the alchemy furnace, but never thought that the one who finally took the medicine was only a child less than ten years old.

Tong Lu, who is an adult, even finds it bitter to take a seventh-grade elixir; one can imagine how that little child survived the piles of elixir back then.Recalling the thick danxiang that he once smelled annoying, Hu Mian felt that the smell of hawthorn was much more comfortable to ask.

"Since the protagonist produced the ninth-grade pill, we must share some after the test is over, right?" He smacked his lips. He was pondering the taste of the ninth-grade sugar pill when he was told by his companion The words come back to reality:
"Instead of worrying about the protagonist's elixir, solve my problem first, okay?" When the person in front of him raised his face, he realized that the nosebleed on the other side was already dripping to the ground.

"Let me tell you first, I never had any problem with nosebleeds before, everything was caused by your Buyuan Pill!" Sitting cross-legged in front of the pill furnace, although only one side was bleeding, but both nostrils were stuffed with tissues. Lu looked aggrieved and funny; opposite her, Hu Mian was tinkering with a stone roller.

"Yes, yes, there is nothing wrong with you. It is indeed the fault of my poor thinking." Hu Mian also sighed while crushing mint, lotus heart, ice grass and other medicinal materials: If I had known, I would not have let this girl be a "guinea pig" "Are.

Because he tried the alchemy technique he hadn't seen for a long time for a while, he was too playful and forgot that the difference in physical fitness between immortal cultivators and ordinary people is not so big.

A seventh-grade Buyuan Pill, if eaten by oneself, is a health product for nourishing qi and strengthening the body, but if Tong Lu eats it, it will become a catalyst for the overpowering effect of the medicine; it is also thanks to the other party's ordinary carrier but a strong soul that nothing serious happens.Nosebleed is already the mildest symptom.

This time, I deliberately reduced the dosage, so it shouldn’t be a problem, right?Pour the crushed medicinal materials into the alchemy furnace, and when the furnace was turned on again and a round jade-colored cool pill rolled out, Hu Mian's frown slightly relaxed.However, the lesson from the last time made him not dare to be reckless anymore, but cautiously pulled out his sleeves, and took out a small piece of paper like a test paper.

"Third grade Xueliang Pill, that's right." After seeing the light blue color on the test paper, he calmed down and told the other party to take it quickly: "Xueliang Pill is specially designed to suppress all kinds of medicines caused by taking the wrong medicine or being too worried. The excess energy in your body is just right for suppressing the Buyuan Pill in your body, eat it quickly!"

What's the rush, it's not all the mess you made!Gouging out the other party, Tong Lu obediently took the Xueliang Pill with the same strange color, wrinkled her nose and swallowed it: She obviously brought something that can accurately test the grade of the pill, but she deliberately asked me to test the medicine, what, something went wrong right?
"In the future, if you see that people are not sick, you should persuade them to take less medicine, you know?" After the nosebleed stopped, she rolled up the tissue and threw it under the firewood, and then began to teach people like Tang Zeng: "Look at you, you just didn't do it. If you know the specific situation, let someone try the medicine, and in the end, I almost became the first transmigrator in history to suffer a nosebleed to death!"

How embarrassing it would be to spread the news that they all became time travelers and died of nosebleeds?

"Okay, I get it." Facing her responsibilities, Hu Mian could only accept her guilt obediently: "Don't worry, I will never do such unprofessional things again. I won't talk nonsense about failure..."

But admitting mistakes is admitting mistakes, he still wants face: "Since I don't talk about your nosebleeds, can't you tell others about the moth I made out of alchemy? Even Huashui has made a ninth-grade elixir , if he knows that I, a cultivator, accidentally injured the friendly army with the alchemy made by me, he will definitely laugh out loud..."

"Since I've done everything, are you still afraid of being laughed at?" After finally catching the other party's trick, Tong Lu naturally won't let it go so easily, not to mention that the "trick" also involves herself.

Thus, in the smoky enchantment, the two chattered back and forth, and the time passed slowly in this half-truth and half-fake bickering, and finally brought the bell that the test was over.

(End of this chapter)