On how to save the world by defeating the protagonist

Chapter 23 Do you like to eat rabbits?
Obviously she just raised a little rabbit, but Tong Lu felt as if she had a private mini zoo, and all kinds of strange things like "cheep chirp chirp", "meow" and "guru gulu" were circling around her ears all day long. Sounds; in addition, occasionally a few dogs and wolves can be heard, as well as some indistinguishable "chirp"...

The most terrible thing is that these sounds have nothing to do with the rabbit.

After the main god howled today's No. 30 seven times on the ground, her partner and roommate finally couldn't help but picked her up, and took her baby bunny with him: "Stop barking, you will Bring in the wolves."

Fortunately, this house is blessed with mana, and the sound insulation is good enough. Tong Lu clicked his tongue, otherwise the whole building would have to come up and knock on the door.

Out of the corner of her eye, she squinted at the rabbit in her hand, dumbfounded, with round eyes.Fortunately, it looks the same as when I bought it.She couldn't stand the inexplicable calls of the Lord God even as a human being, but this rabbit didn't change its face and listened to it for hours, which is considered amazing.But...

"Does this rabbit have hearing problems?" She suddenly had a bold question.

"Of course Arjun's hearing is fine!" The Lord God rescued her back collar from the other party's hands, and she was not happy to be interrupted from interacting with the rabbit suddenly: "There are no wolves in the city, I'm just talking to it! "

Oh, hell if you can understand.Tong Lu ignored her, still holding on to the rabbit: "Of course I know there are no wolves in the city, but there are neighbors in the teacher's dormitory, you know that?" Rabbit raised the opponent's head: "At that time, people will come to complain that you are disturbing the people during the daytime, and they see that there is a student living in your house..."

What kind of gossip will come out?She looked at the main god and blinked: You understand.

The Lord God blushed and was speechless by her teasing, and wanted to reach out his hand to rescue the little rabbit whose ear was caught, but he couldn't catch it, and was about to cry: "Okay, okay, I won't talk to Arjun in the future and quarrel with you. Come on! Put it down! Its ears will hurt!"

"Except for animals like donkeys, for all other animals with ears, the pair of ears are for people to carry." After receiving the assurance from the other party, Tong Lu finally threw the rabbit into the arms of the Lord God out of kindness. The thing immediately got into the crook of the arm and left a round and round tail, which can't help but be funny:
"By the way, Lord God, do you know what the real sound of a rabbit is?"

"Ah?" The Lord God, who was hugging the rabbit and comforting in a low voice, was taken aback, raised his face and shook his head slowly: "I, I don't know." If she knew, she wouldn't have to learn so many strange voices to try to attract attention .

"Want to hear it?" Tong Lu smiled even more maliciously: "It's very simple, just boil a pot of water, put spiced carrots in it, and then put your Arjun in it..." She pinched the rabbit Short tail: "When the time comes, you'll hear a sharp, human-like 'Ah!!!' sound. You can hear it until it's cooked."

"What are you talking about!" The Lord God screamed, holding her precious rabbit away from him in an instant: "Don't come here, I, I warn you, Arjun is our pet, not for eating... ..."

Although there were harsh words on his lips, the man moved honestly into the room step by step, and finally disappeared behind the study door with a "touch" with the rabbit.

It was finally quiet.Tong Lu slumped on the sofa, started leisurely and turned on the TV to enjoy the weekend.Her eyes were fixed on the screen, but her thoughts flew to other places:
Is it really okay to live a leisurely life like this?When will I be rich enough to keep pets?Shouldn't it be better to check the information now to find out the background of the protagonist to be defeated?
The TV was on, but she closed her eyes, remembering the events of her life: the rabbit, which was a pet to the main god, had been her main source of meat a few years ago, to be more precise, it belonged to "theirs".

Every rabbit is bred very fat, and they are all raised in a yard separated by barbed wire, with litters of cubs.When it reaches a certain weight, I grab one, press it on the ground, and hit the little furry head with a "boo" sound, and it stops moving.Then, he began to peel the skin and flesh, make soup from the bones, and save the skins to sell...

When some rabbits are pressed, they will make a sharp and harsh cry of "ah".

Although everyone tried their best to make the rabbits full, the rabbit meat was still too lean and didn't have much fat, just like they raised rabbits.

Not knowing what happened to Mammy, Tong Lu frowned, and there were other children.She can already earn money, she must go back quickly, and sooner...

Just as she was thinking, there was a blanket covering her body, and when she opened her eyes, she saw that the main god came out of the room at some point, and was secretly pulling the TV remote control from her hand, and she felt a little embarrassed when she was discovered:
"Well, I, I didn't want to change the channel, but I thought it might wake me up if the sound was too loud." Seeing her eyes open, the Lord God silently inserted the remote control back again: "Really, although I prefer to watch talk shows..."

She stuffed the rabbit in her arms, and kept her head down. From Tong Lu's perspective, she could clearly see two rabbit faces in front of her eyes: a furry three-petal mouth, and a soft and waxy one, with red lips and white teeth, innocent and cute .

Suddenly, she smiled, and hugged the owner of one of the bunny faces into the sofa, let her fall on top of her, and buried her face into the other's chest at the same time: "You can see whatever you want, now, you can Can't you let me hug you for a while?"

The other party was silent and just responded with a hug.

Tong Lu seemed to be back when she was a child, feeling extremely comfortable against that warmth, with a ball of fluffy rabbit fur pressed against her cheek: "Tell me, Lord God who saved my life, when I go back, my plane will become What's it like?"

Will relatives and friends still be there?Could it have been hundreds of years?Will they forget me?What would the parasites on that plane do?Will it affect them? ...

There are countless problems, but there is currently no solution, which is really worrying.

"Although I don't know why you have become so depressed, I can guarantee that your plane will not change." The Lord God has never been able to empathize with her saviors. All she can do is comfort: "Still... Remember the river you fell into? The time in that plane has been frozen, and you are still in the river. You will be saved when the mission is completed."

"It's like nothing was interrupted, you have nothing to lose, nothing to lose."

After waiting for nearly 5 minutes, Tong Lu finally cheered up and raised her head: "I'm sorry." She helped the main god who was half kneeling on her body, let him sit on the sofa, sat down next to each other and changed the table : "When I saw a rabbit, I would think of the past... I'm fine now, I was worried too much."

"This rabbit is called 'Arjun', right? In fact, it's also my first time keeping a pet." The little rabbit poked its head out from under the other's coat to look at her, the white hair on top was squished by the hug just now Yes, kinda ridiculous.

"However, I still know one thing about rabbits. You have to be careful, in fact, it bites people very badly." She added.

"Nope~" The main god stared at the screen without blinking, touched Arjun in his arms, and then froze: she seemed to have touched a hard, smooth one just now, with a slightly tall A square object with body temperature...

Afterwards, the god turned his head calmly: "Tong Lu, it seems to be biting me."

What did I say?Tong Lu was tired, and when she pulled the rabbit from the finger of the main god, she silently recalled all the cooking methods of rabbit meat that she had seen before.

Fortunately, it's just a shallow tooth mark.Picking up the rabbit that caused trouble, and looking at the main god who was crying, she asked, "Why don't we change the species. As for this one..."

"Do you like braised rabbit meat?"

"Ah Qiong is so cute, how can I eat it!" The main god fried his hair again, then sucked in his saliva, and proposed a compromise:

"If you want to eat, you have to go to the street to buy the wool that has been shed, and it can't be cleaned at home."

Women, they are so double-standard and unreasonable.

During the morning self-study on Monday, Tong Lu was still hiding behind her textbook and reminiscing about yesterday's rabbit meat hot pot, when she saw the protagonist Ye Luoxi walk in dressed up, and successfully aroused the girl group to exclaim.

(End of this chapter)