On how to save the world by defeating the protagonist

Chapter 205
"Why do you think he always likes to write with a brush? Could it be that he doesn't know how to use modern pens?" Lying on the big tree outside the window of the inpatient department, Tong Lu always felt awkward how the person below looked at him: "I see that in his office I am quite familiar with small household appliances, so why do I have to use a brush when sending messages to people?"

"Because he pretends to be a bit more like it." Patting the curious baby on the head, Yao Jing, who was also sitting on the big tree girl, explained: "After all, the roles he has played recently are all supernatural experts, It’s convincing to use a brush; moreover, even if he usually uses a brush, it’s just a small one.”

"It's the smallest modern stylus that comes with ink."

"But I see that he obviously used pens when he wrote the lesson plans!" After hearing her explanation, Wen Shuang'er on the other side had to fight against him habitually: "Why do people get used to using brushes? I think he used pens, pencils, and fountain pens. You can use chalk and everything, but just use a brush to write for fun!"

Yao Jing didn't hesitate to respond to this kind of bullshit who wanted to refute everything; but Tong Lu found a very interesting detail from the other party's words:

"Do you usually write lesson plans?" she asked, "I didn't know you had to do this as a kindergarten teacher! I always thought you were just there to borrow a fake identity for fun!"

"How could it be purely for fun? Wouldn't that be revealing?" Glancing at her, Wen Shuang'er snorted softly, "Under the protection of the Lord God, you don't know the value of human beings, unlike those of us who travel by ourselves outside, that's fine." The human design is the first condition! Let me tell you, if the human design collapses and someone discovers it, the plane will reject it for you every minute..."

Seeing that the three women were about to chat again, Hua Shui lying at the bottom couldn't bear it any longer: "I beg of you aunts and grandmas, please calm down a bit, okay?"

"It's been half an hour, don't you feel tired and panic?" He wiped away bitter tears: "It's fine to talk non-stop, why are the topics so boring? Why can't we talk about tasks and tasks?" Is it related? Have you forgotten that we are not out to play this time, we have a mission..."

"You still know that you have a mission!" As soon as he finished speaking, he was rewarded with a slap by one of the three; when he looked up, he saw Yao Jing's huge white eyes:
"Well, let me ask you, what is our mission this time?"

"Yes, it is to take the newcomers to learn the correct skills of pretending to be gods and ghosts, so that they can quickly gain the other party's trust when they travel independently in the future." Facing Yu Jie's powerful momentum, this person was a little apprehensive.

"Oh, to learn the skills of playing tricks, right?" Seeing his guilty look, Yao Jing sneered, "Then where did the main force responsible for playing tricks go?"

"It's right below, it was there half an hour ago!" Hua Shui first replied boldly, and then his voice gradually became softer: "But, but he hasn't squeezed in yet... because there are too many reporters."

Here's what the whole thing looks like:
Hu Mian, who successfully passed the number with a thousand paper cranes, intends to pretend to be a magic stick to empty out the Xiao family's property, and after dressing up, he specially asks other companions to bring newcomers to observe to learn more skills; as for the specific method and location of the observation, It was chosen on the big mulberry tree outside the inpatient department of the hospital, and Huashui was responsible for the transportation of personnel.

So, there is the embarrassing situation where one person works downstairs while a group of people hang on the tree.

In fact, the original plan was not so embarrassing.Hu Mian set the positions of the people on the tree, and calculated his route to enter the hospital and the way to exit the ward early on, but he missed one point:
The dense crowd surrounding the ward had already squeezed all the passages.

After struggling outside the crowded gate for half an hour, Hu Mian knew the expressions of the four people on the tree without looking back.

Damn it, if I knew it earlier, I would have asked Huashui to help squeeze out a path!Rubbing the sweat on his head, Hu Mian rubbed his hands, and decided to find another way: Since you can't walk where there is a road, then go to a place where there is no road!
"Hey, look, he's started to climb the wall!" Just when several people in the tree were clamoring to get down, Tong Lu discovered the point in time: "He's climbed into that ward!"

"That's not wall climbing, it's light work!" Following her guidance, Hua Shui also discovered this fact.Half an hour of waiting in the tree finally paid off!He was so excited that he covered his mouth: this mission has finally officially started, Hu Mian has finally restored his image, and his hard work has not been in vain...

Most importantly, he no longer has to listen to the nagging of those women above!

"Hello, I am the master of exorcism who contacted the two with paper cranes last night. You can call me Daoist." In the ward, looking at the two old men with wide eyes in front of them, Hu Mian wearing a fox mask Slightly smiled: "Please let me see the patient first, please?"

The unrestrained attitude of turning over the window just now added a lot of points to this false identity.

"Oh, it's really a fox fairy here!" After seeing this man dressed in a blue Taoist robe and wearing a mask, Xiao's father and Xiao mother were shocked, but at the same time they really believed in their hearts: the phone call last night was just I called with the mentality of trying, but I didn't expect that a fox priest really came today, which is really unprecedented.

"Ah, is that the Daoist? My son is there." Xiao's father was still in shock, but Xiao's mother had already reacted, pulled the man in front of him by the sleeve and pulled him towards the hospital bed, introducing the situation while pulling: "This is my son. He fell ill two days ago. It seems that he bumped into something unclean in the middle of the night..."

"Yes. It is indeed an unclean thing, but it is not a fox fairy." After pretending to fumble for a while, Hu Mian tilted his head: "It is not a common fairy such as the white fairy, gray fairy, willow fairy, or yellow fairy. It should not be a fairy. Made of things."

"This sleepy look is more like stepping on some evil curse unintentionally!"

"Evil curse?" Although he didn't know what the "evil curse" the priest was talking about, he knew it was not a good thing just by hearing the word. "Master, you should have something that can exorcise evil spirits, right?" Rolling his eyes, Father Xiao asked, "How much does it cost? Is it really effective? As long as it works, we will buy it no matter how expensive it is!"

This is the hook?Hu Mian raised his eyebrows, and took out a cinnabar talisman from his sleeve: "This kind of exorcism talisman written on yellow paper and cinnabar is most effective for driving away evil spirits. You only need to burn one at a time, and then blow the burnt dust away." Inserting it into the patient's nose can achieve the effect of awakening the other party..."

"Don't make gestures and try it first!" Seeing that he hasn't done it for a long time, Xiao's mother is anxious: "If it works, we will definitely be willing to buy it!"

"Really?" Looking at the two anxious old men, Hu Mian narrowed his eyes: "Let's talk about it first, the price of this kind of charm is..." He made a "five" gesture: "Everyone really Is it acceptable?"

"51?"

"Five thousand a piece, no counter-offer."

"Aren't you out to grab it!" Hearing the price, the old man who was urging to burn the talisman exploded in an instant: "This is an ordinary talisman, and we haven't seen the effect yet, so why do you want it so expensive? "

"Just because it can save your son's life." Twisting the spell, Hu Mian not only felt a little strange: They are obviously the parents of the president with a net worth of billions, why they refused to pay even a mere 5000 yuan?
Oh, I remembered it.He patted his head: Xiao Wuchen was the only one who was the president, and his parents still made a living by opening a canteen.

This is the disadvantage of plane rejection: the son has been strengthened several times, but his parents still maintain the original setting.

"It can save my son's life..." Looking at the mysterious masked Taoist priest in front of her, and at her son who was still lying on the hospital bed, Mother Xiao gritted her teeth and took out her wallet:
"Come on, I'll buy a 50 yuan one first!"

"Hehe, it's only 50 yuan, right?" Hu Mian in the mask rolled his eyes. If it wasn't for the sake of the task, he would have given up already!But now the customer is God, and he can't help it.

After precise measurements, he finally cut off a piece as small as the nail of his little finger, took a fire from the air and burned it into powder, then poured it into Xiao Wuchen's nostrils - a miracle happened.

The patient who was originally drowsy suddenly had a sign of awakening. After a short struggle, the man opened his eyes and called out in a low voice: "Mom."

(End of this chapter)