On how to save the world by defeating the protagonist

Chapter 20 My God Can't Understand Human Language
Strictly speaking, Tong Lu's promise to compare the test scores with the protagonist group is considered an act of cheating. After all, she has the skill of "100% first in grades", so it is absolutely impossible to lose anything.However, isn't this result also forced and helpless?

Some people, they have been cheating since they were born.

Ignoring the gasps from the group of people behind her, the savior walked straight out of the classroom. She could already imagine the expressions on the faces of those three idiots.

There is no way, I am such a ruthless person, it is my duty to defeat the protagonist, and my own strength does not allow me to keep a low profile.After carrying her schoolbag back, she looked back at the teaching building: There is no way, the world of people who have mastered skills is just so vicious, chic, and confident.

Dealing with the protagonist is actually not as difficult as imagined, especially in the specific environment of the campus, it is easy to deal with Ye Luoxi, and the dirty tricks of adults are not something children can handle; however, Tong Lu has other worries:
The main god of her family can't understand human words.

As early as a day ago, she made a clear request: "At least tidy up the house in a decent way!" At least there must be water and electricity, a basic toilet, bathroom and bedroom, so that she can squeeze two people on the sofa, not to mention .

"To be honest, if it wasn't for the exhaustion of this carrier's mental and physical condition on the first day, I would definitely have insomnia all night." After learning that his recent sleepiness was due to the original carrier studying too hard, Tong Lu rolled her eyes: "So, can't you change a bed or something?"

"Well, theoretically, I can copy anything I've seen, such as the living room..." At that time, the Lord God pointed his fingers, "However, I've never seen what other people's bedrooms look like."

"What?" Tong Lu began to suspect that there was something wrong with her ears, didn't she say that "people are doing what the sky is watching"? "Then can't you take a sneak peek now, and use your divine power to copy one right away?" She pointed to the kitchen and bathroom, which was already very late at night: "Just like you copied those things?" There are even little yellow ducks for bathing!
"No!" Like a cat whose tail has been stepped on suddenly, the main god jumped up with red ears: "Even I know that you can't just look in the bedroom! Why are you like this! I hate it!"

Tong Lu, who was hated because of one sentence, was hit hard in an instant, but before she had time to complain, she had a very uncomfortable thought at this moment: "Lord God, you have been in the void for so long, who told you that you can't just look around in other people's bedrooms? Do you know what a bedroom is for?"

"Of course I know, I'm a god!" When asked, the Lord God immediately puffed up her proud little chest: "The bedroom is one of the main places for human beings to reproduce, right? I still have this knowledge! As for Why can't you watch..."

She frowned: "In the first plane, those people taught me like this. When they knew that I could know everything, they started to use straw mats, cotton cloths, and even things stained with strange herbs and blood. Silk hanging over the bedroom entrance, rumored to block my view. Of course, it's useless."

"But since then, I have known that the bedroom is a very important and very private place for human beings. If the reproduction process of human offspring is seen by other high-intelligence groups other than them, they will be extremely ashamed and embarrassed, and even some women will be ashamed of it. To death. So, I really don't want to peek into someone's bedroom."

After the Lord God finished speaking, he silently shook his head and closed his eyes.

"Oh, that's how it is." Tong Lu was in a complicated mood at this moment, and she didn't want to poke someone's pain by accident.However, I really don't know if this god is too simple or naturally black: "Then, what do you want to do by changing those things?" Looking around, there is a big sleeping bag neatly placed in the middle of the living room:

Made of the highest grade buckskin velvet, light and warm, double size.

The Lord God quickly raised his head, with a face of "I won't be sleepy if you want to say this": "I specially picked this, how about it? The boss said it is a special one, which can promote feelings, and it is used with two people. !"

That boss definitely misunderstood something.Tong Lu raised her forehead, but she didn't want to explain at all.

The main god next to him was still nagging: "In a certain plane, the previous saviors also chose this one, and they said it was very warm! Then it will be like the night before, why don't we lie down together? You can rest assured to sleep this time, I will call you at 06:30..."

Under the proud expression of the other party, Tong Lu gave in.That night she obediently got into this carefully selected top-grade sleeping bag and realized two things:

First, it is indeed a high-end product that is as soft as silk, light and warm, and the boss did not lie;
Second, the Lord God really doesn’t know what the “behavior of human reproduction” actually includes.

She turned over, felt the softness of the main god on her neck and the weight on her thighs, and closed her eyes: Regardless of gender, if this person knows that their current actions are [-]% in line with "racial reproduction behavior" , what expression will it be?
However, the Lord God's inability to understand human speech is not limited to this.

When the shop broadcast said: "Ms. Tong Lu, Ms. Tong Lu, please pay attention, your lost child is waiting for you at the cash register, please claim it as soon as possible", she slipped on the sole of her foot and almost did not split on the spot.

When will I have a baby?With this question in mind, Tong Lu, who picked up a bunch of daily necessities, threw the trolley into the arms of the shopping guide, and ran towards the cashier in a hurry, thinking while running:
What's going on now?Will the plane randomly add settings to the savior?If this carrier were to have a child, how many years would his father be sentenced to prison?And, when did the Lord God disappear?

The last question made her heart tremble, and an ominous premonition surged up immediately.When I arrived at the lost and found area at the cashier, it was no surprise that there was a tearful girl among the pile of sundries.

As soon as the girl saw her, she pushed the cart and threw herself into her arms: "Tong Lu! I thought you were gone! Where have you been? Why didn't you call me?"

This is my line, okay?Tong Lu, who dodged the collision with the pushcart, hugged the main god in her arms and patted the back to comfort her. While messing with the hair of the person in her arms, she also expressed her gratitude to the staff guarding the counter.

The staff member seemed a little embarrassed: "I'm sorry, I thought it was a combination of a high school student and a mother. She is your friend, right? When we first saw her push a car and hit the wall at the corner, we thought she..." Follow-up Didn't say anything, just gave an awkward but polite smile.

"Okay, okay, I'm sorry for causing you trouble. She's here for the first time, and she's quite fresh." Tong Lu also smiled back: Indeed, an adult who is concentrating on playing with a trolley looks like a brain not too good.However, this is something she can only think, outsiders cannot think so!
After taking the main god away, Tong Lu was about to go back to her original car when she accidentally saw two acquaintances again.

(End of this chapter)