The system begged to be poisoned: My family is a terrible thief

Chapter 401 Chapter 413: Immortal Lord, I am a fox cub! (58)

Even if you complain about him, he still can't do things, so you can do it, aren't you here by yourself?

What does it mean to let one's apprentice come out?At least he went into battle himself, okay? It's a lot better for you priests who are almost roaring angry by the emperor and can accept the anger but do nothing!

But this truth can be told to anyone, but it cannot be done to gods alone.

Little Phoenix snatched Laojun's transmission device.

The two on the upper body of the childish ghost directly started attacking each other without reservation.That scolding is called a fierce one.

That little fairy Lolo was left with big eyes and small eyes.

"Look at what I'm doing? I've heard all the foxfire you want, I won't give it to you, I won't give it to you at all!"

Xiao Xianjun smiled, he knows that, you have alertness written all over your face, it's already obvious!Anyway, I am also one of the most powerful fairy boys around this old gentleman, and I still have the ability to observe words and emotions.

Among the gods, there are many iceberg beauties who have no sense of beauty at all. After all, how good can these gods with no emotions and six desires have a good face?

There is no doubt about this.

The person in front of me is not an ordinary person at first glance. With this appearance and appearance, one can tell that this is the sister Tianhu who was named the most beautiful anti-thief by the guys in the fairy world.

Selling this thing depends on your ability.

Just ask people when you go up, do you mind if I slap you?
Will people agree?

Besides, doing it yourself is even more extreme than this. This is not a question of whether to slap your face, but an upgrade.

It is simply asking if you would like to give me a piece of pure iron, and then I will definitely make this pure iron into a weapon, and then come to fight you?

He has his own skills, okay?

I wouldn't do such a stupid thing. Killing my opponent calmly is the right thing to do, okay?

"Wow, this beautiful Tianxian sister is the Tianhu sister herself, right?"

Hehe, this is the Tianhu sister, right?
You are the only one with such an eye-catching appearance.

You little guy has a sweet mouth, so I'll let you go for a while.

"Yeah, I'm the guy who slashed the phoenix and wanted to demonize it. Would you like to try to slash it too?"

"But it's free to help you test your ability to resist blows, and there's no charge! Why don't you try it? Little brat!"

Xiaoxianjun is already filled with rage. You are a brat. You are a boy from the Yixian family, okay? What kind of look are you looking at? You can admit your mistake like this?

I am convinced by you too.

But I can't beat this guy, so I can only rely on outsmarting him to complete the task.

Otherwise, the adult in my family will go crazy!
I can't withstand that person's anger.

People still think that it is good to complete the task like this.

"Sister Tianhu, you are so good-looking, why do you still need to be demonized? After being demonized, you will be ugly. You will definitely not like yourself like that!"

Ok?
Will demonization affect my appearance?

This is the first time I have heard of such a fresh statement.

This is not the way to hit yourself, right?This will piss you off in minutes.

Are you setting fire to yourself?

"Little brat, I'll give you a chance to take back what you said just now. Who are you calling ugly, otherwise you will treat that poor white mouse no matter whether you like it or not!"

Hahaha, is it really okay to be so indifferent?

You are bullying a child.

People won't accept it.

"Sister Tianhu, you are a beautiful fairy, why do you want to be a demonized old witch!"

Hehe, child, you don't seem to have received her correct intention, or you are aware of it, but you pretended not to know it on purpose, right?

It doesn't matter if you pretend to be deaf or dumb, but you also need to deliberately add fuel to the fire. Dare to talk about such a topic with a girl?

Anyway, you're dead!

The guy didn't even know that he had angered the guy he was going to deal with.

When talking to a woman, the first thing you should not ask her is her age. Age is a taboo, okay?

Second, you can't casually bring up any topics about appearance.

It would be fine if you had a sweet mouth, but it doesn't matter if you mention it.

But if you are a straight steel man, or a big pig's hoof, it's better not to mention a word, otherwise you will know why this flower is so red.

Women's concern about appearance is the number one concern, okay?
Old witch, this interpretation is on the same level as Aunt Weird!
Forget it, you add a witch?
Xiaoxianjun, is this what your master taught you?
How many women do not mind this question?
Even if there is no way to maintain the same appearance, being a beauty is the most basic requirement for a woman's appearance.

A certain little fairy himself has not noticed that the person in front of him is already on the verge of blackening, and he is not at a loss and doesn't know, with an innocent face.

A master who has a straight man of steel will definitely have an apprentice who is no different from a straight man of steel.

It's just an exact copy.

The master's three views are deeply influenced by the apprentices, and they will be formed without many things to teach.

"Sister Tianhu, why do you have such an ugly face? I'm not wrong? Isn't it like this? This is because everyone likes to be a fairy with an ageless face. That's the correct way to open up the face! Otherwise, no matter how many pills you take, you are doomed to grow old!"

Hehe, even taking pills will make you look ugly?

This really hurts!
Luo Luo silently prepared to show his axe.

"Oh? So your Beauty Pill is fake?"

Xiao Xianjun still cares about his teacher very much.

How could it be, my master has never seen a single fake pill.

"Master is not that kind of person, it's just that people in the demon world don't absorb this pill so well. People in the fairy world can keep their appearance at the age of seventeen or eighteen or approach the age of a woman in the world. , but if you meet someone from the Demon Realm, then it only depends on how much your cultivation base is. If your cultivation base is small, there is not much power that can be transformed. It’s possible to do something good!”

Ok?
It seems that relying on this elixir to maintain one's appearance will not work in the future?

"Haha, so what? Little guy, what do you think of this axe?
Luoluo always feels that this person has an occupational disease, right?

This ax is so sharp, the little boy is not afraid at all.

"Well, it's a good weapon, but the workmanship is a bit rough!"

"Are you just refining a mountain into an axe?"

"It's a good idea to use local materials. Unfortunately, it's too rough. At best, it's a qualified online product!!"

Is this just the qualification?
"It doesn't matter what kind of weapon it is, if it's ugly, what's wrong with being ugly, as long as it works well!"

What does that effect refer to?
Does this little fairy boy not understand?

"Sister Tianhu, it's really not good to start a fight if you don't agree with each other!"

Lolo sneered.

if not?
Do I still want to listen to your broken thoughts and make myself feel even more sad when I have already been broken by you?

I don't have the physique of being abused, so she won't listen to anything you say, okay?
"I'm just a fairy boy. Those who sell elixir don't have much fighting power. I can't stand your axe!"

If you can't stand it, your mouth is really bad enough.

"Then you recommend someone suitable?"

"Isn't that good? That way I won't be able to sell my elixirs in the future, Miss Sister, I beg you to be kind!"

Heh, now you know you have to be kind?
Before that?

"Then tell me how long I have to wait? Should I wait for the phoenix to finish chatting with your old gentleman, or wait until the game between these two childish ghosts is over?"

Xiao Xianjun was dumbfounded.

What, is this woman so fickle?

Didn't you still chat and laugh with yourself just now?

How could this be so scary in the blink of an eye?Did I say something wrong?

Why can't I remember what I said wrong?

Didn’t I always say this first when promoting the Beauty Pill?
Let's hit these women's confidence in their appearance first, and then slowly move on to the next step.

This is just the first step, are you just unable to bear it anymore?
Such customers are really hard to pull.

Whoops, this is really a bad start.

Don't say anything when you get it, just cut to the last step.

Think of it as sharing candy.

The lifespan of this sky fox is constantly passing, and what it can do is a one-time business.

So it’s better to hold on tighter.

"Sister Tianhu, look at my mouth. I made a mistake. Don't make trouble with me, a little fairy who takes a commission! Keeping me is definitely the most cost-effective way!"

How's that for a good deal?
Luoluo was extremely distrustful.

"What's your use? I'll give you a chance to show off!"

Well, it depends on how you calm her down. The little guy has made people angry, and this anger cannot be eliminated easily!

"Sister Tianhu, what do you need, do you need an elixir to solve it for you? I have everything here, and I will give you a copy for free. What do you think?"

Uh?
I used to need it very much, that kind of elixir that can directly transform yourself, the elixir that can increase your cultivation level, when you lacked it, you didn’t have a figure, and now you have achieved everything, these needs are not enough It is so urgent, so ah, the time must not be lost, and the time will never come again!

This time?
I'm afraid that I really can't think of what I lack for a while, and I don't think there is much need for it for the time being.

"Hey, it's a mistake for this person to be too perfect!"

"What can I do if there is no other demand?"

Aren't you eloquent, little guy?
She doesn't need you, can she sell her by force?Can't you just stuff it into her mouth?

"Miss Tianhu, do you want to participate in this free food tasting event? You don't need a dime, they are all free gifts!"

This sales promotion also needs face. Are you too sorry for your professionalism?

And this kind of unnatural operation?
Surprised, Lolo dropped his axe.

Is this a loss-making business for you?
As expected, he has the right to be so willful.

Free pills?
Do you really think she is stupid?Do you think she is also superstitious about this koi?There is only one Xiaodai in this letter, okay, let's stop dreaming.

"Free trial? These are not new products, are they? Or is this a pill that is about to expire or is it a slow-moving pill?"

Good products will not be given away for free.

Only those gadgets that are not very easy to sell will be ruthlessly abandoned by the merchants, and they will be destocked.

Xiao Xianjun was shocked immediately, this is meeting someone who knows how to do it!
I'll go, I've been doing this for so long, it's the first time I've encountered it and I understand it.

This is like meeting a confidant, and there is too much to talk about when meeting a knowledgeable person, okay?

"Miss Tianhu, you know everything!"

Lolo was helpless.

Isn't this a normal promotion?
Isn't the human world already used up?
How backward your concept is.Don't you know?
What a real god did, I really don't know how to complain about you.

"Yeah, I also know that many of your elixirs are shoddy, especially the ones you deal with at a discount."

"You can't be so immoral!"

Ok?
Isn't that the principle of being a human being?
Xiao Xianjun was at a loss, what does this have to do with him?Is he not a human being?

I am a fairy!

"Does this have anything to do with Fairy Boy?"

Luo Luo pursed her lips, ah, convinced.Forcibly widen the gap?Are you clearing yourself up?
Then being a human being is such a high standard, shouldn't you be a good example as a god?
He really is a scoundrel!

Moral education was a complete failure, and Luoluo felt infinite sadness in his heart.

This guy's face is thicker than he imagined, so he can't shake this guy at all, okay?

Don't do this useless effort yourself.

This guy, what should he do, why should he go.

"Okay, it's okay, you can go!"

Ok?
That's how you got rid of yourself?no?
You haven't even taken out your elixir yet, can you slow down your turnaround?

People can't react.

Hey, fortunately, he doesn't have any other advantages. The only advantage is that he is thick-skinned, which makes him feel a bit tough.

Is it just a cold face? What is this?

It's not a problem at all.

People call it a relaxed and happy one.

"Sister Tianhu, don't be mentally burdened. Just think of it as eating candy. Laojun's elixirs have changed a lot with the tastes of people in the fairy world. This elixir, wine, and candy Ah, it’s not contradictory, many of these little immortals are eaten as candies, there are no side effects!”

Does the elixir have no side effects?

seriously?
How is this possible?
Luo Luo laughed out loud, and conveyed the irony mercilessly, without giving the little fairy any face at all.

Do you believe it yourself?

(End of this chapter)