The system begged to be poisoned: My family is a terrible thief

Chapter 396 Chapter 408: Immortal Lord, I am a fox cub! (53)

How embarrassing.

"Yes and no!"

Ok?
Is this okay?

It's clearly a glutton!

After all, I'm still a child, it's just pastries, it doesn't matter, I can still be satisfied.

"Forget it, you can take some if you want to eat! Is one plate enough?"

Xiaofeng-jun is still in a dilemma.

"I have a big appetite. Uncle, you watched me grow up. How can anyone give away a plate? I am so tall! How can it be enough to give such a palm-sized plate!"

That was a big gathering of 10,000+ people!It’s just that one person and one bite can’t do it!

The corner of Xiandi's mouth twitched.

Child, your kung fu of opening your eyes and telling nonsense like this is getting better and better.

When did he watch you grow up?

You and your father have only come to this flat peach banquet once in 1000 years, and this Shunda came to pack a lot of food.

Also, how much is a plate here, do you really look at it clearly?

There are at least 30 pieces on that plate, no matter how hungry you are, it’s enough, this one is the size of a grown man’s palm!The fillings are solid, and the crust is thick enough, okay? Are you saying it's not enough?
You don't want to eat it yourself, do you?

This is a clear robbery!

This feeling is exactly the same as when you and your father wanted to rob food!
isn't it?
For the first time, Xiandi felt that it was a very stupid thing for him to talk nonsense with this guy.

But still bite the bullet, even if he is mentally clear, he can't speak out.

Otherwise, once the news spread that this would obviously have a serious impact on the reputation of the Phoenix family, that little Phoenix's father would definitely kill him and come to him to demand compensation.

It's a loss of some pastry or something, nothing.

If it were that person who came here, it wouldn't be as simple as this pastry.

The construction of the fairy world has been advancing all these years, but that person has always been dissatisfied with his territory.

If you want to transform the territory where the phoenix lives, you will lose a lot.

So, it's okay, it's better that you and that person rarely see each other, but it's annoying if you see it too often, isn't it!

It would be great if you don’t leave it alone!
Save everyone the trouble!
The key is that that person must be able to open his mouth like a lion!

You can't afford to mess with it, okay?
Still don't provoke it!
"Then tell me how much you want!"

Immortal Emperor is helpless, you won’t want them all, right?There must be a sense of proportion in this robbery, right?

Then you are going too far!
The kid wouldn't be so bold, would he?

It's a pity that Xiao Fengjun has the same bad eyesight as his own father. You can see the piles of cakes and piles of food, but you can't see the despair and joy in the eyes of the immortal emperor. Some kind of anticipation with supplication!
"Wow, I know that uncle is the most generous, loves you, loves you!"

than the stars?
Farewell, now he feels that he needs to be quiet. Hearing this tone, it means that he didn't see his kind of prayer. Is this a sure trap for him?

Is it easy to be an uncle?

Sooner or later, he will be pissed off by this big nephew!

Brat, we are relatives, real relatives, the way you treat harsh bosses with a lot of robbery is really hurtful!
Isn't this your home?

He still needs face!
We are the leader of the fairy world, a proper leader at this stage, and it is shameful to be the emperor of heaven!
"Then uncle, I want all these, can I?"

Immortal Emperor vomits blood, all of them?
Fuck you, you are in the rhythm of having a tea party!

"Nephew, let's be serious, are you kidding me? Did you forget to take your medicine when you went out today? Did you not have a fever? Have you seen the Immortal Doctor?"

Xiaofeng-jun was extremely serious.

"Uncle, I don't have a fever and I'm not sick. I just need to borrow some props from you. Don't be so stingy! As for the 10,000+ people, that plate is really not enough to eat!"

"Uncle, you can't lose the chain at a critical moment!"

The corner of the Immortal Emperor's mouth twitched, come on, it's really because of that!

"You can go here to apply for materials if you need it! Why do you have to rob your lovely uncle himself?"

Hehehe, report?

You must be joking, right?
When he was a child, he wanted to eat pea yellow, but his uncle told him to declare.

Finally?

It has been 1000 years since the last declaration, and someone brought the document to my uncle for approval. The bottom one is my application for wanting to eat pea yellow.

Go to declare?
Then he can't do anything!
This is especially true at this time.

This is a public errand, and he doesn't need his own personal supplies to fill this official business.

The point is that this is not easy to reimburse.

Besides, the premise of going to declare is that you must be reliable in this matter.

His pace of work?

Can it be reliable?
That talkative let his aunt know, but he suffered a lot.

This aunt loves her uncle very deeply.

Will let him bully his own uncle like this?
That's definitely not the case.

So, what if there is nothing he can do!

"Uncle, you also know that with my weight, it will have to wait until the year of the monkey!"

Uh?
This is true.

But you can't find your uncle to cheat you just because you can't handle it yourself.

The Immortal Emperor felt extremely sad.

What should I do if I was cheated by my little nephew and very sad?What should I do if I want to cry so much?
"Uncle? If you are reluctant, then I, I don't want it! It's a bit too much, and this person can't eat so much, so don't bother uncle!"

This child will be so good?
You also know that these can’t be eaten by one person!

"really?"

Hehe, uncle, are you happy now?

"Well, I'll ask daddy to apply! After all, daddy is the head of the clan! Words carry weight! The clan is also going to hold a banquet recently, but there is a shortage of pastries and so on. I believe daddy is just like this by the way. I'd love to do a little favor!"

Immortal Emperor suddenly felt his heart beating even faster.

I'm really afraid of something!
If it was that person's application, I'm afraid that the people in the kitchen will be in full swing making pastries for thousands of years.

At that time, he will not be the only one who has an opinion.

I'm afraid the people in the kitchen are going to go on strike again.

These pastries are also placed, and after that, someone will replace them every day.

This waste is also waste.

Take it for this child, at least you don't have to bother that Phoenix Lord.

"What are you talking about, kid! What are you doing with your uncle like this? Just take as much as you want!"

Xiaofeng Jun smiled treacherously.

Giving up his father and uncle is guaranteed not to ignore his request.

How awesome is Dad's ability to rob?
I was so frightened that this high-cold, incomparably majestic and intimidating uncle, who had always been so principled and terrifyingly strong, also surrendered without principle!
"Uncle, are you serious? Then I took them all?"

Take it all?
It's really not soft at all!

"You can just leave some for uncle, and you can take all the rest!"

Ok?
Leave some for uncle?
Then why did he pack up and take away his other gadgets?

Isn’t this a dead end?

That can't work?
Why don't you ask dad to come out and help?
Anyway, there is nothing wrong with him except that he loves his father deeply.

Few in this circle of gods are not afraid of their own father, so, they are not afraid of Xiao Fengjun going out, but afraid that Xiao Fengjun will always talk about bringing his own father to visit again when visiting, that is the best. The scariest thing ok!

"Is that so? Then I don't want my uncle! It's really troublesome. I'd better go to my father. My father is more skilled in applying for things. Which one is better at robbing immortal friends? The patriarch of the Phoenix Lord in Phoenix Valley!"

The Immortal Emperor has collapsed.Little brat, didn't we just talk about it?

He just asked you to keep some for him, why are you so embarrassed?

What's wrong with leaving some?

Is it really okay to be so stingy?

Are you the future Little Phoenix Lord?
How much do you and I have improved in other skills?

Your ability to rob is getting more and more frightening.

He can't take it anymore, okay?

Damn it, my uncle advises you to be kind, you have to be kind!
Is it really okay to use too much force?

Don't you have a big temper!Isn't it just not to stay?
what?

You and we don't want it anymore?
why?
Don't scare uncle, okay?
Uncle really can't stand your tossing like this.

"You take it all, uncle doesn't like sweets, take it, take it all!"

Ouch, this uncle of the Immortal Emperor's face is really ugly.

Hahahaha, just to help you, I was hacked with an ax so frankly, I didn’t lose my life, but it’s sad that I suffered a mental illness or something, okay?

If I don't see what compensation you'll give, don't talk about it, but I'm going to conquer that little fox.

Hmph, that little fox is my friend, so if you want me to go, I won't be on the order.

It's cheap to rob you of some pastries.

If that person becomes enchanted, I won't have a chance to see him again.

This is naturally a farewell banquet.

The big ax actually didn't resent the little fox at all.

If there was no little fox, the seal placed in his body by his uncle would still not be lifted.

Why has dad been having trouble with this man all these years?
Of course it's not just for robbery.

Or did he do something too much?

I really thought daddy was easy to talk to, so you bullied daddy like hell!

"Uncle, can these dishes be borrowed together?"

Boy, you don't let go of these, are you really okay?

"That's all. If you like it, take it all away and give it to you! No need to return it!"

At the beginning, Xiao Fengjun, who was afraid of the phoenix, grew up too fast to get a seal.

This was hated by the Phoenix Clan.

He has heard about robbing immortal friends everywhere.

Now that this little guy has also released his seal, he can take it as his apology by giving him some benefits!

He will not publicly apologize for this matter!

This is a private matter, so there is no need to let so many people know about housework!
"Thank you uncle, then I'm really leaving! Bye!"

(End of this chapter)