The system begged to be poisoned: My family is a terrible thief

第392章 404章：仙君，我是狐狸仙崽啊！（49）11日500-600
(The system update is complete! Host, your cute little system has returned! Welcome, don’t you? I haven’t seen you for so long, you must really miss him, right?)

Lolo remained calm.

This is still my little system baby, that's right, even if you upgrade and transform it, it still can't change your sense of substitution at a young age.

(Hey, host, when did you change to this trendy hairstyle? Are you playing non-mainstream? This afro? Is your aesthetic a bit advanced? Is afro already popular in this plane? )
Lolo sneered.

(What happened to the afro? What happened to the overdue period? I like it! Can you manage it? Don’t look at it if you don’t like it!)

The system is hurting.

Well, I am still unpopular with the host as always. The host I haven’t seen for a few days has a bad temper.

Today is another day of being bullied.

(The host is still as cute as ever!)
What the hell is cute?
This woman likes you and says she is beautiful, cute is not a friendly word.

For those who are good-looking, they can only praise people for their good looks, signs, and water spirits. Anyway, it is just a description of people's beauty.

People with average looks are not the kind of beautiful and dazzling women who just praise people for their temperament. Naturally, there are some beauties who are really superior in temperament, but in terms of beauty, they are still considered small beauties, the upper-middle class Yan value.

This middle-low appearance is not outstandingly beautiful, and her temperament is also light, that is, her personality is more loving, she is still a beauty, but her beauty is high, so just praise her cuteness!
(Cute? System, you have misunderstood the concept of beauty, right?)

The system looks confused, aesthetic misunderstanding?Host, didn't you just say that you are the little fairy's daughter? Do you mind so much?We just came back, and you started complaining?

Can we still chat happily?
(This baby's beauty reference is the standard established a few years ago, oh, that standard is called Internet celebrity face!)
ha?
Well, it really is an outdated aesthetic.

What's the difference between being fine and a system baby who has no aesthetic concept!

(Host, do you have any questions?)

Lolo spread his hands.

(It's nothing, it's okay to upgrade your aesthetic system, now, the classical beauty face and the world-weary face are the latest trends, okay! Man-made beauty is not the mainstream aesthetic, this round face, natural beauty is back again The public's aesthetic perception!)
She didn't really admire things like knives on the face, but it was almost impossible to tell the difference between the online beauties who would look at Yishui. That was the year with the most face bumps. Slowly getting better, naturally we should cherish it!

The original beauty is the real beauty.

The beauty adjusted by using a knife is that Luo Luo said, sorry, we are really tired of this.

Good-looking, incompetent, and good-looking, that's a vase.

She is beautiful, capable, and has her own unique temperament. She is either cheerful, indomitable, or well-spoken. After getting along, people feel like a spring breeze. Anyway, it’s not just empty skins, but also their own talents or superb skills. Or someone who is outstanding in a certain aspect, such a beauty is not a vase.

Light makeup and thick smear are always suitable, which is the latest standard of beauty.

The system howled.

What should I do if I am disgusted by the host?
(OK, host!)
Lolo yelled Hache.

(What are you looking for!)

She didn't believe that the system would chat with her for no reason!There must be something!
(Host, if you don’t complete that task, the time limit will expire, and the reward of 5 points will be cancelled. Now you start to complete within 10 minutes, and you will not get points, but you can still enjoy [-] minutes to complete the task in the second step [-] reward points!)

So that's what happened?
(got it!)
(Host, hurry up in the last 5 minutes, there will be no point rewards for the second step in the 5 minutes you come here!)
Is that so?
Then I have to hurry up, otherwise it will be very sad to lose the points.

(Got it! Just rest!)
The system is helpless.

(Come on, let's withdraw the host! You have something to call this baby!)

Well, let's upgrade and update the aesthetic module!Hey, the feeling of being complained by the host is really bad!
Luo Luo pursed her lips.

Do I need to summon you?
Now she has the ability to solve it by herself.

Although the fairy monarch's favor towards him is completely offset, but this task still needs to be completed.

"Everyone, you are not in a hurry to leave, are you? You have been resting for so long, should you have enough rest? Can we continue if we have nothing to do?"

The army of immortal monarchs who were crusading looked at a loss.

Is this the rhythm of another war?

The commander of the Xian army who just sat down and took a sip of hot tea turned pale with fright.

No, are you still coming?
He can't stand it.

"Little fox, are you going to start a war? Shall we rest for a while?"

Fengjiu wiped the sweat off his head.

It can be regarded as the start of the fight.

These guys started at the lowest ten thousand years, and the highest is at least 10,000+ immortals. This casual coercion made him breathless.

Not to mention the pressure that was unintentionally released when these guys didn't agree on their elixir refining concepts.

That's even more scary!
He was overwhelmed by the pressure.

"I also feel that everyone should do something serious! For example: How about destroying that little fox?"

All the immortals expressed their sadness in their hearts.

If you can beat them, what will happen?

Isn't it because I can't beat it.

"Shut up and refine your elixir! You've been waiting for so long for you to become enchanted, who the hell grinds it!"

Messy in the wind and wine!

Uh?
Shouldn't you stop me?
This actually silently supports this fairy?Are you guys getting your focus wrong?Ben Xianjun really can't bear it in his heart!

Is this really your biggest expectation?
Do you really need to be so desperate for me?

In fact, I also want to be a good fairy. As long as you give me a chance, I thought it would be easy to be enchanted, but now there are a large number of people watching, no matter how healthy his heart is, he will be seriously self-conscious. Doubt?
Good things don't go out, bad things spread thousands of miles, did you make this happen?

"Everyone? Why are you staring at me alone? Don't you have anything else to do? Why don't you find something to do yourself?
This is better than watching this fairy concocting medicine! "

Ancient secret recipe, it's always hard to have someone look at it on your own hands, isn't it?

Those who are doing it are all people who know how to do it, who can't make pills or something?
"This, it will take a while, why don't you guys go for a fight? Probably after one fight, it will be refined!"

All the immortals were collectively silent.

Haha, we are all good at refining alchemy, okay? Of course we will be fine after a while!

I have been waiting for this hour, so I don’t miss the time of this stick of incense!

"Don't worry, don't worry, it's only time for a cup of tea, why don't you come and drink tea, little fox? It will be refined in a while!"

Aren't you just worried about the confidentiality of your secret recipe?

Are they so immoral?
Of course not, okay?

Knowing this secret recipe, who the f*ck would really spit it out in such a stupid way?
It is also my own way of life to end up in a dead end after becoming enchanted.

It seems that the medicinal materials of your secret recipe are easy to collect.

It's okay, if they really have this skill, they can all refine a super tonic pill that only improves their cultivation base. Why do they need to turn in this direction to become enchanted?
Besides, this Demon Lord himself has seen it before, and this unreliable appearance has made many gods less enthusiastic about the Demon World.

Fengjiu is very helpless, I really don't like you paying attention to me so much!

If you had cared a lot about me before, would this have happened today?

Obviously there won't be any, okay?
Luo Luo knew very well whether these immortals wanted to fight with him or not, but it was one thing to be clear, how could this plan be completed without being frightened!

Luo Luo played with the mountain ax in his hand.

She is very satisfied with the effect.Would you like to fight?Will you be willing to get hurt?Will you be willing to be hacked by a very powerful artifact?

The medicine for cutting wounds with this magical tool still needs the ancient medicine prescription provided by the palm medicine fairy. You have to know, this ancient secret recipe is well protected by this guy, even she, a little fox, knows it That's it.

So those gods should not even think about getting it.

This guy's stubbornness is sometimes a good thing, although most of the time people with such a temperament are at a disadvantage, but at this time, because there is no hope, some gods are even more reluctant to come out to fight!

Only in this way can we proceed to the next step!

"Oh? Time for a stick of incense? What if Ben Tianhu doesn't want to wait for a minute?"

All the immortals expressed their urgency.

Is it really good for the little fox to be so belligerent!
The immortals were all in a hurry.

"Why don't you go? You are a senior! Your magic power is profound! Please go to battle!"

Lao You Tiao also has a fiery temper.

Hehehe, his magic power is profound, which is not bad.

But do you think that you can bully the elderly if you have seniority in your hands?
You must know that the elderly are also very positional, okay?

As for this matter!
"You are a junior, so it's only right for you to go. This is suitable for juniors like you to practice. Young people, don't be afraid of getting hurt. I really don't have the ability to be an old man with old legs. You need to heal before you are young." Li is good! You go, you go is the most appropriate!"

"No, no, you are the most suitable one. The younger generation admires your mana attainment, so don't refuse. Your spirit of sacrificing yourself to protect everyone is what we need to learn from!"

What to study?
Do you want to learn from his stupid sacrifice?
I'm sorry, but you are looking for the wrong senior. Your senior made it clear that he is not very willing to get involved with you, okay? No matter how high the hat is, he will not help you.

None of us graduated from a fairyland. As you said, I am an old-timer, so what I say carries more weight than a guy like you, who is a little fairy.

Besides, if you want to help, it depends on the person. Are you familiar with it?I know you guys?
Are we a god in the professional field?
In addition, this is not an acquaintance, and has no relationship with you, right?You are not a disciple of my Xian family, so I have no obligation to help you!
"Come on, have you made up your mind? Who is willing to come? I have been waiting for you all this time? I have finished sharpening this axe. Do you want to have a close contact with this axe? I will do it very quickly. It's very light! I promise it won't hurt!"

The gods were so frightened that their faces became even uglier. Will this mountain-opening ax be very light?
The wounded Heavenly Soldiers who wrote about it before were terribly frightened.

No no, are you taking it lightly?Do you really think everyone's eyes are blind?
Is that still called lightly?

No no, once you are joking!
This light swipe and pull is simply a fatal thing for those of us who are not cultivated enough and whose salary is not high enough. This is obviously a serious injury to ourselves.

There are risks in sending troops, and it is better to guard the Nantianmen safely in the future. My own life, I will be hurt once every time I go out, what's wrong with being a little shrimp?
All of you are so cruel to Xiao Xiami!

These ones are not pushy, three-blocking and four-blocking, but they are passed around one by one like kicking a ball!

Anyway, no matter how much Luo Luo wanted to fight, eh, those gods just didn't want to make a strong cooperation, it just meant that no one was willing to take a step forward.

Hehehe, Tianhu's damage is so powerful, he can't afford to be offended, he can afford to hide!This is not a joke, don't be careless!

If you can't go, don't go, if you can procrastinate, procrastinate!It is a bad habit to practice foreign work, which they all know in their hearts, but you have to know that besides practicing foreign work at this time, can you find a more perfect solution?

"Since everyone is so unwilling, Ben Tianhu also knows that this fairy is the gentleman among gentlemen, and no one wants to steal the limelight from anyone else! Luo Luo has something to say, are you willing to listen?"

Hehe, is this a question of whether to grab the limelight?

Obviously it's not good.

But if you force your words, it will work.

"Yes, then let's hear what interesting proposal you have!"

Listen, right?

Luo Luo smiled very sweetly.

But this Luoluo thought that his smile was extremely sweet, but the deterrent force before was still too great, causing these immortals to be unable to accept this huge contrast for a while, and they felt scared in their hearts.

Don't just designate someone at random, as long as it's not this one, I'm willing to say anything!

"As long as it doesn't hurt the sky, and things that violate the rules of the sky, you can discuss it!"

Little fox, I advise you to be kind, don't play with this ax if you have nothing to do, it's so dangerous.

No wonder the phoenix was so frightened that its legs went limp.

After this big battle, maybe they will keep this tree-cutting guy as far away from his residence as possible, what the hell!

"If it's not a major event, I think you can all satisfy this Tianhu!"

　Internet celebrity face data reference: Baidu search interface.

　　There are Internet celebrities every year, especially in 2015
　　The characteristics are: unibrow, big eyes, awl face.

　　Expressed in a formula, it is: European-style double eyelids + high nose bridge + V-shaped small face + exquisite makeup and hair, anyway, it looks like the finished product made by the same plastic surgeon.

　　They all have very obvious features: a chin that is so pointed that it can poke into the chest, eyes that are N times the size of an ordinary girl, and a towering nose bridge.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)