The system begged to be poisoned: My family is a terrible thief

Chapter 371 Immortal Lord, I’m a Fox Cub (28)

If it were someone else, he would already have a strong desire to survive, but this guy, who has been single for tens of thousands of years, did not play his cards according to common sense.

"Well, the taste is good, it melts in the mouth, the effect is super good, and suddenly I want to cry! Don't worry, I really want you to be together! Absolutely! Hey, the chewing power of this golden elixir is not bad Oh, Luo Luo, would you like to have one too? It really tastes super good!"

Brother, do you recommend this golden pill?Do you still recommend Jindan?Do you still recommend Jindan?
Is this stuff so delicious?Make you such a strong recommendation?
The so-called curiosity killed the cat is absolutely true.

"Really, it's so delicious? You didn't lie to me, did you? It's not fun to lie to people!"

Nonsense, Laojun's elixir is famous, who dares to make trouble with Laojun?
Those who complained about Laojun's pills were not good, but Laojun threw a super huge pill to get out of the realm.

The only few among the gods who had eaten too much elixir caused their cultivation to increase dramatically, and in the end they belched.

It's as miserable as it needs to be.

No one can complain about this guy, otherwise he will be the next victim.

That kind of feeling may not be good at all, but he doesn't like the feeling of being beaten to death at all, so it's better not to say this, lest the guy who holds grudges can make trouble with him again, in the end it is still Good to shut up.

He didn't want any unexpected things to happen again in this calamity, that old gentleman's urination must have been done.

The person with the worst character in the heavenly world is Laojun.

So, with the attitude of not offending if you can not offend, it is better not to say a few words!

"Don't believe me? What's the matter? Here you are. I really can't believe that you will always trust your mouth, right? Come on! Take it! Then take a bite and try it. Is it delicious or not? Try it. Try it!"

"Hurry up, I will be able to make a double copy of the feedback form in this way, and I can receive two free healing pills."

Lolo was extremely sad.

Brother, do you still remember what you promised just now?

When is your hair going to let her return to the long and fluttering look?

She doesn't like her afro very much.

It's still cute though!
Such a shocking style, it really embarrasses her, this hairstyle is the same for everyone.

"Brother? Big brother? Our hairstyle? When are you going to help?"

Feng Jiu smiled.

"This elixir can change the hairstyle you want!"

Really, this elixir has such a powerful side effect?

Don't you want to be so amazing, is there really a lie to this baby?
But even if the other party lied to you, what else can you do?

Right?

Hey, just admit it.

Come on, no choice.

Or you have to wear this ugly hairstyle.

It's even better than this!

Then change it!

Well, then she will give it a try with reluctance!

It shouldn't be a loss if this golden elixir eats dead people, right?

"Didn't you tell me to try it out? Where is the thing? Where is it? Give me one to try!"

Feng Jiu snapped his fingers, and a golden pill the size of a football came out.

"Wow, it's so big? Laojun just smash it and make it into an elixir pancake!"

"Uh, this isn't an elixir, it's just that the packaging is more exaggerated!"

Yes, she has a small problem. This elixir is made by immortals, so she hasn't reached Tianhu yet.

Even if it is taller than this monster, it can also be suitable for eating this thing, right?There is no manual or anything, how to read it.

"How do you check if the elixir has expired? How do you use it?"

Fengjiu shook his head.

"No, otherwise, how can it be called experimental drug effect!"

Well, that means they themselves are the guinea pigs for this experiment?

How does this effect depend on oneself?
How could such a thing happen?

But this pit was prepared by someone, which was good, but she had to jump into it herself.

By the way, this spirit fox can eat the golden elixir with unknown effect and suspected problems that this celestial boss boringly refined, right?I really won't explode myself, what side effects?

It doesn't look like she's pretending at all.

should?

seem?

possible?

Maybe?
Ok?
Nothing selected?
But with the golden pill in hand, the corners of Luo Luo's mouth almost twitched out of shape.

Hehehe, is this Jindan?

Wow such a big one?
That old man is so lazy.

Obviously, she didn't know until she really opened it up that she had misunderstood this old gentleman.

Such a big one is just a package, in fact, the real pill is still very precious, and the actual size is also speechless.

Who knows how boring this old man is? How long does it take to peel off this tinfoil? If you open one layer, there will be another layer. Now you have five layers opened. If you pinch the bottom, fuck you.

That is soft!
That is to say, it is empty.

Could it be that there is no golden core in it?
Her luck wouldn't be so bad, would it?

"Are you sure this is Laojun's elixir, there is really something in it? Isn't it your prank?"

Fengjiu shook his head.

"You only opened the tinfoil so much, the golden pill must be inside, and the packaging of this old gentleman is still so unique."

Luoluo was speechless.

This is unique?

What a waste!

So much tinfoil just to look good?

"Xianjun, is the packaging of other pills so cheating? How do you feel that you were cheated by this old man? The money for buying pills was wasted in this old gentleman's tinfoil Already!"

Feng Jiu smiled.

"Yeah, this is a special medicine pill for low-level immortals, it's small and pitiful, I haven't seen it for many years, and now it's rare to meet this old gentleman's test medicine again, this old gentleman hasn't changed at all! It's still been a cheat for ten years!"

Layer after layer of tinfoil was uncovered, removed one by one, and finally a golden elixir the size of a small mung bean was obtained.

This thing is very small, but the golden light is still very exciting. I don’t know what it tastes like after eating it?

Is it delicious?
If it is delicious, it can be used as jelly beans.

Throw it into your mouth at once.

Before I could chew it, I felt the urge to spit it out.

But this pill fell directly into Luo Luo's throat as if he had gained spiritual wisdom.

Whether it is pouring water, vomiting, or scratching the throat, no amount of vomiting will help.

She just tried to take a bite, and immediately collapsed.

What the hell is this? It tastes like stinky tofu that has been fermented for several months.

This is called delicious?
Big brother, you really don't have too much taste, this kiss and whatnot is an absolute face-to-face interview!A strange smell!

ha?
"Hahahaha, is it delicious? Is the taste different from what you imagined? Do you feel a strange taste in your mouth? Why don't you talk about the taste of this elixir? I am also easy to make A record! Monitor the properties of the medicine!"

Luo Luo had the urge to kill someone.

"Brother, you were just pretending? Right?"

Unfortunately, the other party shook his head.

"This fairy is eating real golden pills, the pills are fragrant and delicious, it's not a fake!"

If it's not pretending, then it's a proper way to cheat her?

Who did she provoke?
"So what you are giving is not some kind of elixir refined by such an old gentleman! What is that thing!! Xianjun, please explain to me clearly!"

"My lady, you are so close, do you want to forcefully kiss me? Don't be cowardly, I am looking forward to it! Bidong, right? Is this the posture?"

"I'm ready to take my place, but I'm just waiting for my lady!"

Falk, brother, your routine is 666 better than that of the guy who came to do the task from her plane. Is there any reason for this?

Is it okay to lose your temper?Being reversed every minute!Nima, have all the guys who were captured become elite?
Everyone is so clear, what other advantages does this baby have from outside?

The task is arduous, and the target of the strategy is difficult to get. The difficulty factor is too high. I am so anxious that the fox will lose all its fur. It is really a way to survive.

The spirit fox Lolo, whose chance was cut off, said that the fox expressed his sadness.

The fairy king that was promised, turned out to be a funny bastard, and the fairy king is equal to a second-hand guy?Why don't you be so helpless, this baby doesn't like this so-called fairy at all, okay, this is not the one that this baby likes, the brain circuit of the second thing is completely unacceptable!
"Bidong, what is it! Tell me clearly what that thing is! Otherwise, I wouldn't know your handsome face!"

"My mountain-opening ax is already hungry and thirsty, and Xianjun should explain it well! Otherwise, if there is no strength in my hands, it will be an accident! I don't mind doing the first killing job. Fairy spirit beast, if you don't become a fairy, you will become a demon!"

The system broke out in a cold sweat.

Host, why did your blackness index soar once, don't you want to be a cute and righteous person?
Is it really okay for you to shift positions so quickly?

The baby said he was very interested.

(Host, do you still remember which side you are from?)

Luoluo laughed.

(Of course I remember, this so-called marriage partner, a marriage that has gone through many calamities, right! This understanding is no problem, right!)
Okay, there are still some hosts, so don't worry about it.

(So, host, can you calm down and communicate well with your calamity partner? Waving a sword like this really damages your image, and ah, it doesn’t seem to reflect your temperament!)
Is it so ugly?
The taste of this system is to favor those delicate girls.

But, she is a perfect girl, even if you have an opinion, she is a proper girl.

Changing her years of living habits for the sake of a system?
Sorry, that's really unnecessary.

This person has many faces, so let's take it as getting to know yourself once!
Isn't her temperament very stable all the time?

A dominatrix with a bad temper.

There's nothing wrong with doing that.

It's completely consistent with her positioning of herself.

There's nothing unreasonable about it!
(Host, didn't you always want to be a very powerful fairy? Are we not so cruel?)
temperament?

What is that?

Why doesn't she remember that she still has this thing?

Sure enough, there is no sweetness, it is really a very familiar host of that system, no points as bait to clear the way ahead!This host will not obediently accept your guidance.

I had no choice but to use this trump card, this thing is absolutely effective against the host.

(Ahem, the host chain points game is locked! You can get [-] points as long as you achieve one goal, and you will get ten times the points after completing the previous mission and then completing the next mission! Complete the third mission, your Points are double the [-] points for the second mission! Millions of points! Complete the final mission, or worth tens of millions of points!)
(You can choose to continue or take reward points to stop the chain task after completing the first goal!)
(Well, host, are you sure you don't think about it?)

Um?Is this a look of indifference?

The host is still hesitating?

This baby's trust value has been consumed, so is there nothing left?

Ok.

The system naturally knows how many times it has tricked this host, and it is right not to trust it, but if this person is not fooled, the task will not be advanced, and the system's task advance rate will be greatly reduced!

For the sake of the baby's points, in order to be able to upgrade the main chip of the baby, the baby decided to take the initiative to attack, after all, the host is not a person who is easy to negotiate.

When the host thought about it, how long had it been?

Will this male lead cooperate so well?
The hero's innocence doesn't last long. If this task continues, the hero will be blackened in a short time.

He was good to the host in the early stage, but in the later stage, it was all for the later plot.

The male protagonist is blackened, but he has to take advantage of this cute time to complete the task! '

It seems that this host hasn't been fooled yet!Isn't this activity strong enough?
Then add another firepower.

(Host, participate in the event, you will get a lot of points and rewards, and there is also a lottery for props every day!)

(What are you waiting for! Come and participate! Guaranteed that you will earn back your money once! Those lost points are nothing to worry about!)

In this case, it seems to be very cost-effective. Although the points were too easy last time, it is not bad to change the game this time!
This gameplay looks more interesting, so let's play it!
(OK, I'll take it!)

The system is smart, how good it is to change the method, it is not impossible to let the horse run without letting the horse eat grass!If you don't have the strength, who would risk your own life on a single task?It's not really stupid!
But this is to complete this task, if there are rewards or something, then it will be different, the enthusiasm is definitely high!

I don’t want this mountain ax anymore.

Luo Luo immediately started his lame performance.

Throwing the mountain-opening ax casually, a big mountain collapsed.

That Fengjiu turned pale with fright, what if he hit him just now?
That's really bad, a daughter-in-law is more important than a life!
"Oh, my hand is weak! Can this little brother lift it for someone?"

(End of this chapter)