The system begged to be poisoned: My family is a terrible thief

Chapter 356 Immortal Monarch, I am a Fox Immortal Cub! (twenty one)

What?What a real elixir!
Is this to or not?

"Sister Linghu, how about you taking a day trip to the world? It's super cost-effective!"

"But I'm not even a fairy, so can I participate?"

Didn't you mean the calamity of this immortal?
She hasn't become an immortal yet.

Then where does this calamity come from?

It sounds like a scam.

But this flicker seems to be pretty good?

Is there any elixir to eat?

In fact, I was just doing this Immortal Lord a favor.

"How much experience is that bottle of elixir worth?"

It's easy to help out, but the benefits are the key.

"A 500-year coin!"

Laojun was not willing to ask for a reward when he gave it to him.

It is obvious that this thing is a elixir that is completely useless.

There is also a very sad reminder effect.

(Host, keep your eyes open and don't be fooled!)

Luo Luo's heart is like a bright mirror.

Isn't it fooling people?

Isn't this something that people do in every task plane?

The key is that you can eat the elixir, which is the benefit.

(System, can the elixir change human form?)

What is the elixir?

That elixir is indeed magical.

But how sure is the system?

(Host, the elixir you mentioned is my first time coming into contact with it. I really don’t understand the special effects you mentioned.)
(This baby has not collected elixir or anything. It is impossible to analyze its effect! You suggest that you should be cautious!)
What are you cautious about?
(Then is there any fairy beast that can transform into a human form after eating it?)

(According to the character formation of this plane, this elixir is a panacea!)
However, the host's physique is so special, and the panacea oil may not necessarily have the greatest effect.

(Half of the probability, your body is a female body, and if you don’t pass through the things produced by this baby’s system, you probably have nothing to do except the wish of transforming, and there are no problems with other functions!)
(What about the cultivation base? How much will it increase? Can I use spells?)

(Theoretically, it is possible! A person in the world passed by a restaurant and ate a golden elixir and became an immortal. It’s just that this spell is not good, but it’s only enough to be a little fairy on the fairy island. .)
(Moreover, these are low-level elixirs for the host! They are not high-level elixirs. The side effects are extremely serious.)
So, that means that this elixir needs to be tested by oneself?

Without aura or anything, she's about to turn back into a fox.

Just a frisky fox.

Barely know some mana or something, it is useful for wool!
(Ann, how could such a witty person as the host be fooled!)
Why don't you take such a free thing!
(Baby of the system, are all these gods so easy to fool? It's rare that you can trick the gods once, not for nothing!)
The system baby has black lines all over his head.

Your uncle, the host doesn't care about it just for a bottle of elixir?
If you take advantage of the gods, big things will happen.

When did the gods ask for help?

It must be a very tricky thing if you have to come to the door.

It's safe to be a blame man.

Who dares.

Even if the gods want to give it, those who dare to accept it must have the courage.

Nima agreed to find a god to write experience, so why was he fooled in the blink of an eye?
Aren't the hosts and immortals all approaching aimlessly, okay?

Hey, this simple host, you are so easy to deceive.

It’s said that the person you have been through the calamity with doesn’t care about you at all.

Just let you be cheated and not come forward to help you?
It's not authentic!
It's not as good as the previous host's attention to
This is obviously comparable.

"Success, I agree!"

Samsara suddenly burst into laughter.

Whoops, this time I don't have to pretend to be a fairy beast.

It's not good for her to be so violent as a girl!
The reincarnation fairy is a girl?

Of course not.

The Immortal of Samsara is a real male immortal, a man who is alive and well, and was once a hot-blooded iron man. Now he has found an unpopular position in the immortal family. Before he became an immortal, he thought that immortals were all good. I have become a fairy, what an unpopular position, then I feel that there is nothing good about being a fairy, and this exhausted person is also disgusted by his colleagues, which is definitely a shame.

But in order to complete the mission of this reincarnation, I have lost all my face.

Fairy Boy went to flirt with her, and Fairy E went to strike up a conversation with her.

That lonely male fairy or something, go and encourage him.

Anyway, that shameless index is definitely number one in the fairy world.

"That fox girl, this golden core or something, it's right here, would you like it?"

Lolo black line.

Then you hold it tightly, how can I get it?
go with?
Haha, of course I want to go!

Not now!

She has her own purpose.

Samsara couldn't wait any longer.

Little fox girl, you seem a little confused.

The most important thing is that your fox is not very useful!
Does the Immortal Lord behind you really have the heart to see you suffer like this?
I really don't know how to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade.

Master Zhangyao placed the little fox in the safest place.

Obviously, he couldn't bear to let this little fox be tricked by others.

Why hasn't this come out yet?
Are you so calm?
Then add fire!
Lead the snake out of the hole or something!

It's still very important!
"When are you leaving?"

Luoluo laughed.

"No rush, no rush!"

What?
Don't worry!

Why are you in no hurry!

If you slip away now, will he still wander around the six realms looking for you?

Hey, these days, finding a guy who is willing to do fairy world quests is the hardest thing.

But Samsara didn't show off at all.

He also smiled very heartwarmingly.

"Well, no hurry, yes, yes, no hurry!"

So uncooperative?

Of course there is a way to deal with it.

In fact, it doesn't have to be so troublesome.

When you don't pay attention or something, just kick it down.

Is this golden pill?

Then it will be the same if you come back after the tribulation is over.

so.

There's still a huge gap between that fit and the lack of fit.

Naturally, there will be some choices, and it is better to cooperate with some.

"Then what else does Linghu girl need?"

If you don't have any needs, will you go to Jiuchongtian to wander around?

"Well, it's okay. I want to find an immortal to marry and obtain the immortal status in this immortal world."

"It's such a simple request, do you think it can be done?"

Oh!
I'm here to find Yuelao!
"Okay, there's nothing wrong with it, I said it earlier, I thought it was such a difficult thing!"

"Oh? So, Xianjun Samsara, do you have a lot of aura?"

"A lot!"

Don’t have too many spiritual fruits that last for thousands of years.

Every year, the flat peach feast will bring back a bunch.

The fairy boys in the house are all fed up with it.

Reiki reaches 3000 years and it will have no effect at all.

At most it is eaten as fruit.

The fairy boys in the house are all old guys with tens of thousands of years of spiritual energy at the very least.

That one is eager to save money now, just waiting to eat that fairy fruit.

Wow, so much aura!
that's great!

"Well, Samsara Immortal, your combat power is not high, right?"

"Not high, I used to be an old man in this position, so how capable do you think the successor chosen by the old man will be?"

"Oh!"

Luoluo sharpened his knife.

Reincarnation is also gearing up.

Whoops, it's been so many years since I've had a fight with anyone!
First time.

"Do you want to fight, Sister Linghu?"

Lolo black line.

Brother, I really have nothing to do when I have nothing to do, so I want to fight with you, okay?
This is serious robbery!

This host like you also feels very guilty for robbing.

"Will there be any reward for cultivation if you win?"

Give you a reward if you lose?
What guy with his head kicked by a donkey would do that?

"No!"

"Hitting an immortal is a felony, you should be imprisoned!"

Samsara answered very flatly.

"What about the golden elixir? Is it still there?"

Samsara is uncomfortable.

"Naturally, it's gone. It's embarrassing to be defeated by a spirit beast! It's very magnanimous to throw you directly into the world when you're angry!"

What?
And this operation?
Jindan still needs to cultivate?
No matter how you look at it, it's not worth it.

"How many cultivation bases would it take to remove six or seven thousand cultivation bases?"

What?
Isn't that fatal!

"Probably the remaining tens of thousands of years of cultivation!"

Lolo vomited blood.

Let me go, so rich, wait, according to this age, isn't it very old!
Is he just a handsome old man?
Uh, the one in front of you is an old man?

Luo Luo felt guilty.

"Do you know that you are very old? You are an old guy for more than ten thousand years!"

Immortals, their appearance will not age obviously. They look like people in their 30s, but in reality?

Maybe it really is how many fairies and grandchildren have died, and they are also living fossils of old age!
"May I ask what is Xianjun's body?"

It is difficult to live a long life, but the body can decide.

"Immortal body? Ginkgo biloba!"

"It's nothing good, I just feel that my vitality is still very strong!"

Hehe, you ginkgo is a living fossil of the 21st century.

What kind of plants have been living on the earth since the time of dinosaurs.

That's the skinny physique.

"No wonder! You look so young at such an old age!"

"Is it very old? This fairy usually pays attention to maintenance, and this doesn't look like an old man!"

I don’t know how old you are before your age.

But knowing the age, it feels completely different, okay?

Are you an old senior from the Immortal World?
It shouldn't be, is it because my recent maintenance is not good enough?

Is this what makes you old?

Or have you been working too hard lately?
Didn't sleep well?
This made a little girl see how old she was?

"How about this? I'll give you some good skin care products and you can give me some spiritual energy, spiritual fruits, etc. We each get what we need?"

Maintenance is a big deal.

Regardless of how many years old Xianjun dares to say that he really doesn't care?

Naturally there is not.

The Palm Immortal even took out the Universe Mirror and looked at it carefully before feeling relieved.

Well, no crow's feet, no sagging, no snub nose.

It seems that the appearance is still online.

After all, according to the thinking of this little fairy wife, he is a proper middle-aged uncle.

Isn't that the same thing as saying old age?
"Okay! What are the secrets of Linghu girl's maintenance?"

"These are facial masks, don't care how many nights you've stayed up, as long as you don't forget to apply facial masks every day, your skin will definitely be extremely hydrated!"

"So miraculous?"

Luoluo laughed, haha, it's so magical.

How many girls in the 21st century don't stay up all night?
It is the skin that is hurt by staying up late.

How many girls who were so ugly due to overtime work have been saved by the mask!
The immortals in this fairy world are also people who look at their appearance.

"Oh! Just this one? No other?"

"Don't underestimate the mask, it's made by the spiritual plants in the medicine garden of Immortal Palm Medicine, it's absolutely natural and pollution-free!"

Immortal!
Immortal spirit dominates!

Demonic energy, demonic energy, nothing can be touched at all, any contamination of it will damage the immortal body.

So, those spiritual plants she spoiled at the beginning were not in vain.

This will come in handy!

The fairy house that is maintained all the year round is in great demand.

"Give me ten boxes of this! How much aura!"

Luo Luo laughed.

Hehe, this facial mask is the most profitable beauty product.

"This fairy has a good eye. There are some spiritual plants that are more than a thousand years old. The moisturizing effect is absolutely good!"

"For the sake of giving Jindan, I will give you a friendly price!"

"This box will be given to you at the cost price, ten boxes of 1000-year spiritual energy!"

It was a lot of waste in the beginning.

This is not enough to recover the cost!

No, the main event is yet to come!

She's even better at fooling people!
"The Millennium Spirit Peach, take it!"

Wow.

Immortals are generous.

Just give it to Lingtao!
Is there any father of the gold master!
Of course this is not for eating.

(System, redeem points!)
(A fairy peach, bonus points: 50 points!)
Uh?
Is this price a little low?

Luo Luo was ashamed.

Well, it’s not Xiantao after all.

This is still the Ling Zhi series.

"Xianjun, look again, do you usually have serious dark circles under the eyes, this eye cream can improve and lighten the dark circles!"

"I promise you won't be troubled by dark circles anymore when you go out in the future!"

The corner of Samsara's mouth twitched.

This mask is quite acceptable.

This eye cream or something, what does he, a male fairy, want to do?

The female fairies he didn't know could send things to each other?

"unnecessary!"

"What about this makeup set? Make sure you put on makeup, it will have the same effect as changing your face!"

Ok?
This seems pretty good.

It is easy to see through the illusion of this fairy magic.

This makeup seems more cost-effective?

"How much is this set?"

"1 years of aura!"

In fact, it is a thousand immortal energy, not expensive at all!

For a certain fairy, that's just a drop in the bucket.

"If I don't have ten thousand years of spiritual energy, I'll give you a thousand-year-old ginkgo fruit!"

"Is there any use?"

"It's useless, it's just a ginkgo fruit that I made!"

Ginkgo can be used as medicine.

Someone has been begging for thousands of years!
"Thank you for the gift from the God of Samsara!"

Luo Luo watched as the ginkgo nuts he got were gone!
Samsara narrowed his eyes.

It can be regarded as appearing.

"Immortal Palm Medicine, don't come here without any harm! I heard that you also went to Yunyou, why did you come back halfway? You also brought a spirit fox or something to rob my cultivation base?"

The Palm Medicine Immortal had a headache.

"Something came out!"

"Thank you, ginkgo fruit!"

Thanks?
"No, I don't want this thank you, the ginkgo fruit is a reward for those who want to survive the calamity!"

"Hand Medicine Immortal? How many years have you been hiding here? You are the first one. You slipped away, and the ones behind are not cooperating! Descendants of God? Take the lead? Take one away?"

(End of this chapter)