Fast Travel Guide: Where the Heart Goes
Chapter 49
Chapter 49
"Because...doing that kind of thing?"
Xiao Lanshan patted him with a paw: "You, you, you, shut up! Why are you talking so misleadingly? What is that kind of thing? We didn't do it well at all?"
Lou Xingchen took her hand away and held it tightly.
"No matter what, I will definitely do it in the future. Judging from the tone of the lady, it seems that you are blaming me for not doing anything?"
"You heard me wrong! You...you don't even let me touch the tail. I can touch the buried skeleton casually. I see, mine! If you don't rub me, go to hers."
Saying that, Xiao Lanshan turned around, it seemed that she really planned to find a burial.
Suddenly she was grabbed by Lou Xingchen, who stretched out all nine tails in front of Xiao Lanshan.
Angrily said: "You knead!"
Xiao Lanshan turned her head, "I don't."
"Don't you want to knead, knead!"
"I don't want to rub you anymore!" Xiao Lanshan raised her voice.
Lou Xingchen was stunned, his tail drooped down, the tip of his tail touched the ground, and he said aggrievedly: "You, you don't want to rub me anymore... Do you not like me anymore..."
Xiao Lanshan couldn't laugh or cry in her heart, she looked serious on the surface, and rubbed his tail.
"Just now I wanted to rub it, but you wouldn't rub it; now I don't want to rub it, but you insist on letting me rub it. What kind of bad disease is this?!"
Ahhhhh, the tail is so good, so fluffy, so warm, I really like it!Ahhh!
Lou Xingchen felt aggrieved.
"I, I can rub it too, it's good for you."
……
Jing Fu.
Bury Quietly Mimi glanced outside the door furtively, and then closed the door after making sure no one was coming.
Turning around, he looked helplessly at Xiao Lanshan, who was fully clothed.
"Why do you have the time to come to me? What's the matter?"
Xiao Lanshan rolled her eyes: "Look at what you said, it's as if I don't come to you when I have nothing to do. A bitch who values sex and despises friends, if I don't come to you, you won't come to me, right?"
Bubuji: "If you have the ability, you can find one yourself. I am a mother, and I don't have a predestined relationship. If I tell you, no one will dare to come to your marriage hall to seek marriage."
"Go, go, take back your bastard words. Coincidentally, my sister came to you today because she intends to tell you about the person who is destined."
Xiao Lanshan raised her chin as she spoke.
Bu Bu walked to the round table, picked up the correct teapot and teacup, and poured a cup of tea for Xiao Lanshan.
"What are you talking about? Someone with predestined relationship? Did I hear you right?? Which young master are you looking for? What's the name, who lives there, how old is he, is he married, and what does he look like?"
Xiao Lanshan somehow felt that these words were so familiar...
It's like checking the household registration.
"Well, the surname is Lou and the name is Xingchen. I don't know where he lives. As far as I know, he is not married. He is a few thousand years old. Third sister is the most beautiful man."
Bubu's hand shaking the tea, almost spilling the hot tea, raised his head and looked at Xiao Lanshan in shock.
"Who are you talking about? Lou Xingchen? Nine-tailed fox fairy Lou Xingchen??"
Xiao Lanshan had expected this kind of reaction from her, so she took a sip of tea in a leisurely manner.
"Ah."
Bury considered how to say it would be more tactful, so as not to hurt Xiao Lanshan's self-confidence.
"My dear... how about we change our target? Lou Xingchen... is the most beautiful man in the Three Realms, and he is a nine-tailed demon god whose mana is second only to the Heavenly Emperor. Comparing with him, hmm... is unrealistic."
Xiao Lanshan blinked: "Really? But we are already together."
"Pfft—" Bury sprayed out a mouthful of tea, and patted his chest in shock.
"Cough cough...cough cough..."
Xiao Lanshan wiped the tea splashed on her hands in disgust, and said contemptuously: "Can you be more dignified and ladylike, tsk tsk tsk, it's disgusting. If Jing Heng can fall in love with you, he is blind."
Bury also casually wiped his corners indifferently, with an anxious expression on his face, and walked towards Xiao Lanshan.
Xiao Lanshan backed away in fright.
"Hey hey hey, what do you want to do, what do you want to do, you can't hit people! Let me first say that a good gentleman uses his mouth but not his hands..."
Xiao Lanshan, who had nowhere to retreat, bumped her foot against the mattress, and fell down on the bed, putting herself on the defensive.
Buried next to her, Xiao Lanshan fell down and she also knelt down on the bed, and then touched Xiao Lanshan's forehead with her hand.
He said to himself: "The forehead is neither hot nor sick...why are you talking nonsense today?"
With a blank expression on her face, Xiao Lanshan slapped off Bubu's hand that was still on her forehead.
"I'm not fucking talking nonsense, it's the truth, please stop deceiving yourself!"
Burying the boring drums, he got out of bed and sat back on the wooden chair in front of the round table.
"Okay, okay, I know, I know. Don't talk about it, don't show off, you will be blinded. On the day of your big wedding, you won't forget to give the gift, okay?"
After hearing this, Xiao Lanshan sat down contentedly and continued drinking tea.
"That's right."
Suddenly felt that there seemed to be something wrong, frowned after thinking about it, and slapped his thigh.
"Wrong, wrong! I wanted to talk about something else! You took the topic away from me at the beginning!" Xiao Lanshan glanced at her angrily.
"Look, the Mid-Autumn Festival is coming soon. You're almost ready to get out of here. You must and must participate in the Mid-Autumn Festival feast! Don't push it! Push and break the relationship!"
Bu Mui tilted his head when he heard the words: "Oh, so it's almost the Mid-Autumn Festival, do I have to go back... I can't go back..."
Bury looked at Xiao Lanshan with pitiful eyes.
Xiao Lanshan was unmoved, she smiled slightly, and repeated what she said just now: "It must be sure, or we will break up the relationship."
Bury sighed.
"Hey... okay... It seems that I can't accompany my Xiao Jingheng on the Mid-Autumn Festival..."
Xiao Lanshan really wanted to curse when she heard the words, and suddenly understood why single dogs hate couples.
Then my thoughts turned, and I thought of a key question: "Have you two made things work?"
"Oh, how can you be so direct, it's annoying. People will be shy."
Bury and cover your face shyly.
Xiao Lanshan said indifferently, "Stop talking nonsense."
Buried seconds normally: "Oh, not yet."
"...What does he mean?"
Xiao Lanshan gritted her teeth.
"Well... I think he should have a little feeling for me, right? But maybe it's because of some external reasons that he didn't say it? I don't know."
Bury shrugged his shoulders, and didn't seem to care much about it.
Xiao Lanshan also learned to bury the title she was called just now: "My dear, look at what you said. If you like it, you should be brave. He is so cowardly, what kind of man is he? And what external reason? I think it's all an excuse. .”
Bury shook his head: "No, no, the external reason is like...Princess Jing, right? She pesters Ah Heng all day long, and wants Ah Heng to marry her."
"Or, I'll go..."
(End of this chapter)
"Because...doing that kind of thing?"
Xiao Lanshan patted him with a paw: "You, you, you, shut up! Why are you talking so misleadingly? What is that kind of thing? We didn't do it well at all?"
Lou Xingchen took her hand away and held it tightly.
"No matter what, I will definitely do it in the future. Judging from the tone of the lady, it seems that you are blaming me for not doing anything?"
"You heard me wrong! You...you don't even let me touch the tail. I can touch the buried skeleton casually. I see, mine! If you don't rub me, go to hers."
Saying that, Xiao Lanshan turned around, it seemed that she really planned to find a burial.
Suddenly she was grabbed by Lou Xingchen, who stretched out all nine tails in front of Xiao Lanshan.
Angrily said: "You knead!"
Xiao Lanshan turned her head, "I don't."
"Don't you want to knead, knead!"
"I don't want to rub you anymore!" Xiao Lanshan raised her voice.
Lou Xingchen was stunned, his tail drooped down, the tip of his tail touched the ground, and he said aggrievedly: "You, you don't want to rub me anymore... Do you not like me anymore..."
Xiao Lanshan couldn't laugh or cry in her heart, she looked serious on the surface, and rubbed his tail.
"Just now I wanted to rub it, but you wouldn't rub it; now I don't want to rub it, but you insist on letting me rub it. What kind of bad disease is this?!"
Ahhhhh, the tail is so good, so fluffy, so warm, I really like it!Ahhh!
Lou Xingchen felt aggrieved.
"I, I can rub it too, it's good for you."
……
Jing Fu.
Bury Quietly Mimi glanced outside the door furtively, and then closed the door after making sure no one was coming.
Turning around, he looked helplessly at Xiao Lanshan, who was fully clothed.
"Why do you have the time to come to me? What's the matter?"
Xiao Lanshan rolled her eyes: "Look at what you said, it's as if I don't come to you when I have nothing to do. A bitch who values sex and despises friends, if I don't come to you, you won't come to me, right?"
Bubuji: "If you have the ability, you can find one yourself. I am a mother, and I don't have a predestined relationship. If I tell you, no one will dare to come to your marriage hall to seek marriage."
"Go, go, take back your bastard words. Coincidentally, my sister came to you today because she intends to tell you about the person who is destined."
Xiao Lanshan raised her chin as she spoke.
Bu Bu walked to the round table, picked up the correct teapot and teacup, and poured a cup of tea for Xiao Lanshan.
"What are you talking about? Someone with predestined relationship? Did I hear you right?? Which young master are you looking for? What's the name, who lives there, how old is he, is he married, and what does he look like?"
Xiao Lanshan somehow felt that these words were so familiar...
It's like checking the household registration.
"Well, the surname is Lou and the name is Xingchen. I don't know where he lives. As far as I know, he is not married. He is a few thousand years old. Third sister is the most beautiful man."
Bubu's hand shaking the tea, almost spilling the hot tea, raised his head and looked at Xiao Lanshan in shock.
"Who are you talking about? Lou Xingchen? Nine-tailed fox fairy Lou Xingchen??"
Xiao Lanshan had expected this kind of reaction from her, so she took a sip of tea in a leisurely manner.
"Ah."
Bury considered how to say it would be more tactful, so as not to hurt Xiao Lanshan's self-confidence.
"My dear... how about we change our target? Lou Xingchen... is the most beautiful man in the Three Realms, and he is a nine-tailed demon god whose mana is second only to the Heavenly Emperor. Comparing with him, hmm... is unrealistic."
Xiao Lanshan blinked: "Really? But we are already together."
"Pfft—" Bury sprayed out a mouthful of tea, and patted his chest in shock.
"Cough cough...cough cough..."
Xiao Lanshan wiped the tea splashed on her hands in disgust, and said contemptuously: "Can you be more dignified and ladylike, tsk tsk tsk, it's disgusting. If Jing Heng can fall in love with you, he is blind."
Bury also casually wiped his corners indifferently, with an anxious expression on his face, and walked towards Xiao Lanshan.
Xiao Lanshan backed away in fright.
"Hey hey hey, what do you want to do, what do you want to do, you can't hit people! Let me first say that a good gentleman uses his mouth but not his hands..."
Xiao Lanshan, who had nowhere to retreat, bumped her foot against the mattress, and fell down on the bed, putting herself on the defensive.
Buried next to her, Xiao Lanshan fell down and she also knelt down on the bed, and then touched Xiao Lanshan's forehead with her hand.
He said to himself: "The forehead is neither hot nor sick...why are you talking nonsense today?"
With a blank expression on her face, Xiao Lanshan slapped off Bubu's hand that was still on her forehead.
"I'm not fucking talking nonsense, it's the truth, please stop deceiving yourself!"
Burying the boring drums, he got out of bed and sat back on the wooden chair in front of the round table.
"Okay, okay, I know, I know. Don't talk about it, don't show off, you will be blinded. On the day of your big wedding, you won't forget to give the gift, okay?"
After hearing this, Xiao Lanshan sat down contentedly and continued drinking tea.
"That's right."
Suddenly felt that there seemed to be something wrong, frowned after thinking about it, and slapped his thigh.
"Wrong, wrong! I wanted to talk about something else! You took the topic away from me at the beginning!" Xiao Lanshan glanced at her angrily.
"Look, the Mid-Autumn Festival is coming soon. You're almost ready to get out of here. You must and must participate in the Mid-Autumn Festival feast! Don't push it! Push and break the relationship!"
Bu Mui tilted his head when he heard the words: "Oh, so it's almost the Mid-Autumn Festival, do I have to go back... I can't go back..."
Bury looked at Xiao Lanshan with pitiful eyes.
Xiao Lanshan was unmoved, she smiled slightly, and repeated what she said just now: "It must be sure, or we will break up the relationship."
Bury sighed.
"Hey... okay... It seems that I can't accompany my Xiao Jingheng on the Mid-Autumn Festival..."
Xiao Lanshan really wanted to curse when she heard the words, and suddenly understood why single dogs hate couples.
Then my thoughts turned, and I thought of a key question: "Have you two made things work?"
"Oh, how can you be so direct, it's annoying. People will be shy."
Bury and cover your face shyly.
Xiao Lanshan said indifferently, "Stop talking nonsense."
Buried seconds normally: "Oh, not yet."
"...What does he mean?"
Xiao Lanshan gritted her teeth.
"Well... I think he should have a little feeling for me, right? But maybe it's because of some external reasons that he didn't say it? I don't know."
Bury shrugged his shoulders, and didn't seem to care much about it.
Xiao Lanshan also learned to bury the title she was called just now: "My dear, look at what you said. If you like it, you should be brave. He is so cowardly, what kind of man is he? And what external reason? I think it's all an excuse. .”
Bury shook his head: "No, no, the external reason is like...Princess Jing, right? She pesters Ah Heng all day long, and wants Ah Heng to marry her."
"Or, I'll go..."
(End of this chapter)
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