Chapter 67 The Cowherd Must Die

Since the cause of all problems is the Cowherd, a self-indulgent dog-skin plaster, let him die.

Ahem~ Rosie, who has accepted all the plots, is a little embarrassed, and feels a little ashamed for her previous wrong judgment: So the old man just now is really a master of Taoism, the legendary Taishang Laojun~
He is not some charlatan in Rosie's eyes, but someone who can really practice elixir and magic medicine.

And the original owner is not a Jianghu heroine, or a mortal like a harem concubine or queen.

She is an immortal, the head of female immortals, the goddess of creation in ancient times, the daughter of Pangu, the wife of the Eastern Prince, the controller of the heavenly court in charge of the reward and punishment system, the master of Yaochi, the god of longevity, and the elixir of longevity.
In short, it is an unreachable God.

But such a tall goddess was harmed by a mortal scoundrel for thousands of years.

Rosie felt that Cowherd really deserved to die. In modern terms, this guy would be:
A cowherd boy in a poor and backward mountain village, who exists like a dick, as an ancient man with Confucian etiquette, he is shameless, disregarding the defenses of men and women, ungentlemanly peeking at the fairies taking a bath, and even calling the youngest and most beautiful among them She secretly hid her fairy clothes, she was really a wretched and shameless rogue.

The old cow eats tender grass, coaxes the simple and ignorant little fairy to cook rice and give him a mortal child. He is really a scheming Phoenix man.

The Queen Mother arrested Zhinu and brought her back to heaven, but she didn't have the same knowledge as him, a mortal who dared to defile and deceive Zhinu;

This guy is like Xiaoqiang, he is really disgusting.

The queen mother was so upright, she ignored his death-seeking behavior, pulled off the golden hairpin on her head and turned it into a turbulent galaxy, blocking his hot pursuit, thinking that he would not come to trouble him .

Unexpectedly, this guy is doing well, settled on the opposite side of the Milky Way, and yells at the Queen Mother every day, demanding that he be handed over, so that there is no peace in the sky, it is really uncommon to respond to God.

What's more, it was the Emperor of Heaven who gave the order to arrest the Weaver Girl, and it was also decided by the Emperor of Heaven to let the Weaver Girl and Niulang Yinhe meet each other on July [-]th every year. Why do you blame the Queen Mother?

As a member of the heavenly court, Zhinu violated the rules of heaven and had an affair with mortals, knowing the law and breaking the law, and blamed the Queen Mother for not knowing love.

All the immortals disregarded the rules of heaven, only sympathized with criminals who would shed tears and cry, and blamed the Queen Mother for not being extrajudicial like them.

The cowherd, a mortal cowherd, blasphemed the gods and was so stubborn that he even blamed the queen mother for meddling in her own business.

The Emperor of Heaven will only be a good person before others, and blame the Queen Mother after others.

The folks don't know the inside story, don't understand the disadvantages of being together with immortals, they only know love, sympathize with the weak in their eyes, but they don't know that poor people must have something to hate.

After thinking about it, Zhinu hadn't seen anyone for a few days now, she was discovered by the director of the weaving department, and then searched everywhere, but finally found Zhinu in the mortal world who was flirting with mortals, the director was frightened, and hurried to Yaochi to report this matter.

The original owner didn't have an idea after hearing it. After thinking about it, he summoned his friend Taishang Laojun, hoping that the other party would give him an idea after hearing it.

However, I didn't expect the Taishang Laojun to be in a state of confusion for a while after hearing this. This is the scene where Rosie just entered the original owner's body.

In the original plot, the Queen Mother and the Taishang Laojun murmured for a long time without discussing what to do. Finally, the Queen Mother hurriedly went to the Yuqing Palace to discuss with the Emperor of Heaven. Unexpectedly, the Emperor of Heaven was very angry after hearing this, and directly let the Queen Mother Go to the lower realms to catch Zhinu and ask her for punishment.

The Queen Mother went to arrest people according to the emperor's idea. Unexpectedly, she caught a piece of shit, which made the Queen Mother stink for thousands of years.

Rosie felt that she couldn't imitate the original owner this time and was in a hurry to discuss the matter with the Emperor of Heaven. She wanted to secretly get the Cowboy out of the world before the gods knew about it. Die, and then send someone to the lower realm to catch Zhinu and come back.

A dignified queen mother, there is no need to condescend to go to the mortal world to catch a little maid, it's too demeaning.

Just do what she said, Rosie tidied up, sneaked out of the Nantian Gate when the first king of the Demon Family was not paying attention, and then turned into a spotted tiger and ran towards the mortal world.

When I arrived in the mortal world, I saw a pair of Bi people sitting under the peach tree in the yard of a dilapidated farmhouse. The two children were chasing and playing around the yard. The old scalper was chewing grass roots in the corner, and looked up from time to time. Taking a look at the scene in the yard, the bull's eyes are full of relief.
Looking at this picturesque and harmonious scene, Rosie was a little reluctant to take action, but when she thought of what Cowherd had done and her mission, as a votive, Rosie still stretched out her front paws and pointed at Cowherd, ready to give him A little more distance, so that before he even started to use the feather fan, the oar would be wiped out in ashes.

However, Rosie underestimated how much Tiandao loves the illegitimate son of the hero.

Either there was a Weaver Girl who happened to block Rosie's aiming head, or it was the two children, or the old scalper, who made Rosie almost succeed a few times and died halfway.

Rosie was depressed.

Suddenly something flashed in her mind, and then Rosie gave the old scalper a meaningful look, and before the ghost had time to react, she quickly turned her front paws in the direction of the old scalper, and then lightly separated the space to become invisible. Quickly return to heaven.

It wasn't until she sneaked into the hall with a familiar face and sat on a chair that Rosie let out a long sigh of relief and relaxed her whole body.

Just now, when Rosie was about to target Cowherd again, a rule of heaven suddenly flashed in her mind: gods cannot hurt mortal lives, otherwise they will bear serious consequences and be punished by heaven.

It is estimated that if he really did it just now, Tiandao would send down lightning on the spot to strike him.

Weaver Girl is present, and when the time comes, she will be exposed, and the original owner will have to bear the reputation of being vicious and hurting mortal lives.

What's more, the current hero's luck is so good that he can't kill the opponent even if he does it, he can only hurt the opponent, but the original owner will bear the karma of killing mortals.

This is why the Queen Mother only captured the Weaver Girl and returned to heaven, but did not attack the Cowherd. On the one hand, she was high-spirited and upright, and was not as knowledgeable as an ant. More importantly, she probably did not want to be contaminated by bad karma because of an ant.

So just now Rosie turned around and wiped out the old scalper. If she can't kill the male lead, the trick to kill the male lead is also good.

It is said that the reason why Niulang dared to sleep with Weaver Girl so boldly as a mortal is that the old scalper who gave him bad ideas behind it can be said to be indisputable.

This old scalper spouts people's words and has spiritual eyes. At first glance, he is undoubtedly a ghost.

It is probably because of the purple energy around the cowherd's body, the luck is soaring, so he stayed next to the male protagonist, and rubbed the other party's luck. When he knew that the fairies went down to take a bath in the river, the old scalper had a wrong idea and jumped up. Lang went to do the work, because he wanted to take a ride with the hero and heroine to let his practice reach the sky in one step.

(End of this chapter)

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