101 ways of death of male god in fast time travel

Chapter 221 Sand sculpture loli, drunk online.

There are a lot of annoying ones out there, so don't say them one by one, scratching your head: "No, I'll leave when I'm full. You can eat in peace." He tilted his head and smiled, then left.

Now everyone's eyes are on An Zhixi, the C position in the audience. She is always surrounded by so many men.

When Shihua left, An Zhixi saw him, and he suddenly became unhappy: "Why is she here too?"

"Who?" The thirteenth prince followed her gaze and saw the girl in the pink dress: "Isn't this the girl who was next to Shi Zize just now?" Already!" With a pursed mouth, Huarong was full of displeasure.

"How dare you be so arrogant!" This sentence made all the men bear hatred, and they had to admit that they were so beautiful that countless sand sculptures bowed their heads.

On the way back, I suddenly thought of someone, and when I turned back to the rockery, I saw that Xie Yu hadn't left. He stared at An Zhixi in the crowd, and patted him on the shoulder: "Brother, do you want to drink? I'll count on you if you die drunk." of."

"Okay!" he said in agreement, and reluctantly looked at An Zhixi several times before following her and leaving.

Shihua took Xie Yu to the kitchen, secretly took some peanuts and half a chicken, and ran away with two jugs of wine. They ran to an empty courtyard in the palace, and went up to the roof. The two drank together for a long time. .

"You said that you are a young ranger with a sword and a horse, why do you have to be trapped in this palace? You can't see through it." After drinking this wine, the conversation started, and the things that I didn't want to say before started to come out.

Xie Yu hung the wine jar with his hands on his knees, looking up at the sky: "A year ago, I owed Mrs. An a favor, and I also accidentally saw Miss An. I... Later she heard that Shi Zize Her foot was injured, so she clamored to see him, Master An was worried, so she asked me to escort her to Beijing, and there were many accidents on the way, Mr. Zhou rescued her with righteousness, so he was able to enter Beijing safely."

"You fell in love with her at first sight?" Shihua looked sideways at Xie Yu, seeing him nodding, he couldn't help but burst out laughing: "The scene of love at first sight is really everywhere."

"What about you? Do you like Shi Zize?" The topic came back again.Shi Hua threw a few peanuts into his mouth, making a crunching sound, and shook his head: "I don't like Shi Zize."

"Then why do you treat him so differently?" He was so concerned about him as he was sunbathing with him.

"Because I'm afraid." Shihua raised his head and took a sip of his wine.

Why does this sound so strange: "Scared?"

"Yes, I'm afraid." Shihua held the jug in his hand, his eyes seemed to recall something: "The first time I saw his eyes, I remembered my mother's eyes that were empty after my father died in the line of duty that year. There is nothing, it seems that it doesn't matter if I die in the next second, I am afraid so I treat him well and hope his feet are well, but then An Zhixi came, so I naturally retired."

No wonder, Xie Zhen finally understood, but she thought of the person she mentioned before on Qinghu Lake: "Do you like Mr. Yu?"

"Yes! I like Mr. Yu." She answered simply this time. To her, liking means liking: "Actually, I was quite scared when I first met him. The second time I saw him was on a waterside pavilion. He was bathing in In the sunshine, I turned my head slightly and hit my heart. The long-dead deer in my heart began to stagger. I know it is strange, but I just like it."

This sounds very strange, but people don't know how to respond.

"The inexplicable thing is that I like it. In fact, I have met countless people who are better than him, but he is the only one who makes me feel real." When I got drunk, I started talking nonsense.

"So who is Boss Yu?" After listening for a long time, I still didn't know who it was.

She turned her head and clasped her head with a don't you know expression on her face: "Master Yu!" "Him?" She never expected that she actually liked Master Yu.

"What's wrong? Are you unhappy?" How could this expression be so fat?

"No, no, I'm just surprised." Busy explained: "It's just that I didn't think of it."

Shihua suddenly didn't want to talk anymore, the two of them drank quietly, and gradually the pot bottomed out, staring blankly at the front, and suddenly hiccupped.

"I have to... hiccup... I have to leave." As he said this, he struggled to get up. Xie Zhen looked a little frightened: "What are you doing?" He stretched out his hand to hold her.

Shihua pushed away the dangling hand in front of his eyes: "Don't hit me!" He stood up on both hands and feet, hiccupped and kicked his feet.

Seeing that something was wrong, Xie Ding threw the jar in his hand and went up to support the crumbling person: "This is the roof!" He hugged the person and dodged down.

Shihua looked up at the sky and hiccupped: "Why is the sky spinning, the stars are spinning too... hiccup."

As soon as he heard this, he knew that he was drunk. Xie Yu felt that he was helping him back, because he was drunk and the wine quality was poor.

Shihua was forced to walk in, and when he opened his eyes wide, he saw Xie Yu's face shaking, unfocused, and he raised his hand and slapped him on the face: "Dog, you have so many faces! Who is it? Hiccup... scare your grandpa and me?" Then he broke free from his hand and began to roll up his sleeves: "Come on! Dog, let's fight!" Rolling up his sleeves, he started to imitate Bruce Lee.

Xie Yu really had no choice but to put the man on his shoulder and run away on the road with the man on his shoulder.

Shihua was stuck in his stomach by his shoulder, and began to moan uncomfortably: "The river is flowing eastward... hiccup! You have everything, I have everything!" He clenched his hands into fists and began to hammer something unknown in front of him.

Xie Yu didn't care about being hammered on the back by a small fist, and directly sent him back to her room in Lianhuaxie, closed the door and left.

Shihua was placed on the bed. He looked at the bed tent blankly and began to mutter to himself: "I am a... a... hiccup!... a little green dragon, little green dragon." He sang directly He started to squirm on the bed: "Little Qinglong, Xiao Qinglong..."

He turned over so hard that he rolled up the quilt and fell under the bed. It wasn't particularly painful, but he couldn't get out of the blanket: "Help, little Qinglong has been subdued." His whole body began to struggle, and all his strength was wasted. Just got out of the quilt.

Supporting the round table to stand firm, he turned around and looked at the quilt on the ground, hiccupped, his eyes were misty and arrogant: "Ha tui! Your grandfather, I am Xiao Qinglong."

He stumbled over, opened the door, and took a step out of the house. He looked around drunkenly and saw that the lights were still on in the main room: "Let me see which burp... the dog stayed up in the middle of the night and was causing trouble."

Striding towards the light source, he stepped on the road and hit the fence a few times before reaching the door. Shihua squinted his eyes and swept into the room, and saw Mr. Yu fiddled with by the candlelight. Stepping in against the door frame: "Hey, are you still asleep?"

Yu Yue could smell the alcohol, and from her tone, she guessed that she was drunk.

Shihua stumbled up to him, bent down and stared at his face, so close that he could feel the heat of each other's breath.

Looking left and right, he nodded with satisfaction: "You are so good-looking, and I like it." He stretched out his index finger, poked the tip of his nose, and then chuckled to himself.

"Do you know how good-looking Laozi is?" He started talking nonsense when he was drunk, sat down on the ground at his feet, and started talking nonsense: "Laozi is overwhelmed by the country, beautiful and beautiful, and you are just right for a fish and a wild goose, hiccup...you Do you know? How rare."

He was drunk and talking nonsense, and started to get up on his hands and knees: "I'm telling you, there are not many people named Shihua in this world, hiccup... The one named Shihua is even more unique, I sue you, my head is terrible Broken... hiccup... blood can be shed, labor and capital can be met but not sought! Do you understand?"

Seeing that his face was flat and he didn't even say a word, Shihua became unhappy again, and pointed at the tip of his nose: "Don't look so indifferent, I'll sue you."

As he spoke, he put his head over it. It smelled faintly of medicine and was as cold as ice cream. He took another sip: "It smells really good."

Yu Yueji didn't move much from the beginning to the end. Being treated lightly by a drunk was not annoying, which was very lovable.

After taking a sip, Shihua felt dissatisfied again, and began to squirm and roll, just playing hooligans with alcohol. After biting for a while, he felt thirsty again, stood up with his mouth pouted, and searched everywhere with his head on his head: "Hey woo woo? .”

I happened to see the pool of water outside the house. My eyes lit up drunkenly, and I stumbled out, holding on to the fence: "The coolness in the pool is free." He said and plunged directly into the pool.

Yu Yueji who was inside the house heard the sound of water, stood up and fumbled to get out, still worried about people.

When I touched the railing, I heard the sound of water on the other side of the pool, and then said: "Liang Baikai tastes really good."

The person must have climbed up, so he didn't pay much attention and went back directly.Shihua was tired from all the fuss, so he lay down by the pool and fell asleep.

When I woke up the next day, I felt dizzy. I felt the hot temperature on my forehead and concluded that I had a fever. I thought it would be better to go back and take a nap first, so I went back to my room, took off my clothes and lay down on the bed to fall asleep.

The more I slept, the more uncomfortable I became. In the end, I fainted and fell unconscious from the fever.

In a daze, it seemed that someone stuffed medicine into his mouth. The sweetness of the medicine soothed his burning throat, and he fell asleep again in a daze.

Yu Yueji sat quietly in the room, listening to the sound of people turning over on the bed. She had been sick for two days and two nights, and she slept soundly after taking medicine.

Thinking about getting up and slowly moving towards the bed, she sat down after her knees touched the edge of the bed, stretched out her hand and began to grope her face.

The forehead is full, the eyes are as good as ever, and the nose is also small, the cheeks are kneaded very well, it should be a little baby fat... No, it seems that something soft has touched the fingers.

Shihua actually woke up when he pinched his face. Since you are a sheep in a tiger's mouth, don't blame yourself!

(End of this chapter)