101 ways of death of male god in fast time travel

Chapter 219 Xie Ding, You Are A Shit Light Bulb
That's right, Mr. Zhou spent a lot of money to buy this painting boat, invited a beautiful woman to stay, and the sound of silk and bamboo, delicious food and wine, everything is dignified and heroic.

Xie Ding was wearing a light blue narrow-sleeved robe, sitting on the drum stool a bit stiffly, drinking wine to himself, sometimes answering a word or two before disappearing.

He didn't like this place, he didn't like the luxury but no freedom here, he didn't like them talking about poetry, poetry, books, etiquette and music, and he didn't like those musical instruments, except for the wine, she didn't like it here.

He wanted to leave, he wanted to find a place to sit and enjoy the lotus flowers and bask in the sun, drinking wine and humming, maybe he could see a boat picking lotus on the lake, he wanted to tell Zhixi, but seeing her smiling so happily, he still couldn't bear it disturb.

Taking advantage of people's unpreparedness, he took a jug of wine and walked out of the cabin, and went to the stern to have a drink by himself.Except Mr. Zhou, no one here noticed that Xie Zhen was missing.

He didn't know Xie Jin's thoughts about Zhixi, so he was specially invited here today to let him understand that in fact, you can't give Zhixi what he wants, only I can give it to him.

Shihua wore lotus leaves and began to pick lotus pods, planning to get some lotus seeds to make lotus seed lily soup for Mr. Yu. Seeing that his skin is so white and he has no blood, he needs to replenish blood.

When the boatman saw that she was going to pick lotus pods, he cooperated very well. He stood and glanced at them and rowed the boat to that side. In this way, Shihua picked big and good lotus pods.

"Girl, there is a big one on the left." Although the boatman is old, he has very good eyesight, and he can see it at a glance. "Where is there?" This area is all green, who can see any lotus pods, looking left and right, I can't see where it is.

"Oh, it's on your left, next to that flower bone."

Shihua glanced randomly along the left hand side, only to see the one next to Hua Guer: "Old man, you have really good eyes." "I have been boating here for more than ten years, so I can clearly distinguish between lotus leaves and lotus pods."

But after a while, the boat was full of more than a dozen large lotus plants. Shihua glanced around to take a look, but saw an acquaintance in a painting boat: "The road to Yuanjia is narrow, Ah Weng, can your boat go by?" As he spoke, he pointed to the largest painting boat in the distance with his hand next to him.

"That's it!" The boatman pushed the pole, and the bow of the boat suddenly turned around, leaning towards the painting boat.

Shihua tidied up the lotus pods: "Boss Yu, I'll make lotus seed soup for you when you get back. Do you like sweet or light ones?"

"Lighter."

Shihua smiled even more happily: "Okay!"

The sound of silk and bamboo was getting closer and closer. Shihua also saw an acquaintance standing on the stern of the boat. He picked up a lotus pod, pointed it at his face, and smashed it into his face.

Xie Zhen was still a martial arts practitioner after all. She felt something was coming towards her door, so she subconsciously fished out a lotus pod. She was still feeling strange. When she looked around, she saw a small boat with many lotus pods on it. A boatman was holding the boat. , a man in black robes was sitting in the cabin with his back to him, and there was a girl in white clothes at the bow of the ship, with a lotus leaf tied on her head.

Shihua held the lotus leaf with his hands to prevent it from falling, turned his head and raised his chin provocatively at Xie Yu, then he couldn't control himself and laughed.

Xie Yu didn't expect it to be her, holding the lotus pod and the wine in his hand, looking back at the people in the boat talking and laughing happily, and then looking at the lotus pod, he suddenly used lightness kung fu, left the boat and landed on the small boat.

"Hey, hey, what are you doing? I didn't ask you to come here, so go back to your own boat." This is my date with Mr. Yu, what are you doing here as an outsider?When the sun?
"That place is too noisy, so I came here to quiet down." After saying this, he saluted Yu Yueji: "Master Yu." After saying hello, he sat down shamelessly.

Shihua was not happy, so he picked up a lotus pod and threw it on him: "You are so cheap, you don't want to go to the boat that is so good, but you will come to my little broken boat, go back quickly."

Xie Ding liked this very much. Sitting in the boat and shuttled among the lotus leaves, there was no silk and bamboo around his ears. Instead, the breeze and swallows fell on the boat: "Sit down for a while, and then go back." He poured himself a glass of wine in his hand .

The wine is really good, Shi Hua even smelled the aroma of the wine: "You can sit down if you want, give me a try of the wine, and I will." Anyway, it seems that I can't drive you away, so why not take the opportunity to drink some Cheap.

Looking at the jug, Xie Yu passed the jug over without saying anything.Shihua lifted the lid and smelled it. The fragrance was good, so he took a sip from the mouth of the pot. The taste was sweet and refreshing, and there was a scent of flowers, which was really good.

"This wine is not bad." He said and took another sip.Xie Zhen played with the lotus pod in her hand: "Young Master Zhou is the richest man in the capital, so his wine is naturally good."

"The first richest man?" No wonder the price is 1000 taels, so if you have money, you will be cheated a little bit more, it is really a mistake!However, I have to admire An Zhixi's principles of making friends. Those who are not rich are expensive, which is enviable by real names.

"Well, when I was sending Miss An to Beijing, I met a blackmailer on the way. Thanks to him, we were able to escape. It happened that he was also going to Beijing, so we came with him."

Supporting Xie Yu's words, Shihua felt that it might be a drama directed and acted by Mr. Zhou, just for him to catch up with An Zhixi, which is more likely.But why are they going to lock me up?Thinking of self-care, I started to play with water with my feet.

Xie Zhen looked at her white and delicate feet and shook her head: "How can these feet be exposed so casually?"

"I'm willing to show that others are willing to watch, so what's bothering you?" This guy, somehow, just took care of himself, and he was really full.

Still feeling unhappy while talking, she bent down and picked up a little water, sprinkled it on Xie Yu's body, and wet his sleeves: "Hahaha!" She looked at him provocatively.

Xie Ding also became playful, and without raising his sleeves, he directly poured water on Shihua's body.Shihua didn't hide and poured a chill, just folded a lotus leaf and poured water on Xie Yu's body.

Xie Yu didn't hide and got wet, but there was too much water, and some water droplets still flew to the back. Seeing the water droplets flying towards Mr. Yu, Shihua stood up subconsciously, and stretched out his hand to stop the water Bead, but he forgot that he was on the boat. One was shaken by this movement, and the boat shook accordingly.

Shihua didn't stand still, and fell directly on the water with a splash, causing a lot of splashes.

But the strange thing is that once this person entered the water, except for the spray, he disappeared. Seeing the quiet water surface, Xie Yu panicked: "Where is the person?"

Shi Hua suddenly popped up from behind him, holding water full of water in his hands, and splashed it directly on Xie Yu: "Your grandpa is here!"

Now Xie Yu's clothes were all wet, even his hair was dripping wet.

Shihua purposely went around under the boat and caught him off guard: "Slightly slight, are you angry or angry? Can't beat your grandpa and me? Hahahaha!" A few provocative words, watching him helpless but unable to fight The way I look, I feel refreshed from the bottom of my heart.

That's right, she was out for revenge. The fact that he held her neck with a sword is not something that can be forgotten just by forgetting it. You bastard, labor and management hold grudges like this.

Thinking about jumping into the water again, he emerged from the bow after a while, and climbed up from the bow with his whole body wet: "The water is so clear, it's a bit cold after staying for a long time."

Sitting on the bow of the boat, he began to wring out whoever was on his body. Xie Yu glanced unconsciously, and turned his head unnaturally after seeing the breasts. This little girl looked quite young, and she never thought
"Girl, you feel so good when you are wet and caught by the wind and cold?" the boatman reminded him unconsciously.Shihua waved his hand: "With our boss Yu, we won't panic no matter how serious the illness is."

"Who is Boss Yu?" The boatman just thought, this name sounds so strange, Boss Yu, Boss Yu?Others are called Big Brother.

Shihua untied the bun on his head and let his hair dry: "Boss Yu is the best man in the world, handsome and powerful."

The boatman laughed when he heard this: "Is this the young master?" It would be good if it could lead to this marriage.

"That's not it!" Shihua squinted at Xie Yu, and snorted softly: "My big brother Yu is the most outstanding man in the world. Good is the best."

In fact, Xie Yu only admires Shihua, and he still has An Zhixi in his heart, but who is Boss Yu?Isn’t Master Yu’s last name Yu Yueji?Could it be Shi Zize?

The real big brother Yu didn't say a word, just sat and listened to her every word, and his mood was like this weather.He reached out and groped for the teacup on the low table. The green in the teacup had already cooled down, but when he touched the cold cup wall, he felt cool and comfortable.

After wringing out the water on his body, he folded another lotus leaf and put it on his head. With his back to the person, he began to dry the water on his body, dangling his short legs.

The people on the boat stopped talking, and those who enjoyed the scenery and flowers looked at the flowers. They didn't go back until the lotus leaves carried the setting sun.

Farewell, boatman Shihua took Mr. Yu back first, while Xie Yu went to find An Zhixi.

After returning to the palace, Green Ant was very nervous, and when he came back in the afternoon, he disappeared. After asking the servants, they said that Shihua took them to Qinghu.

I asked the green ants to wait for Mr. Yu to take a bath, and I went to take a bath myself, and even washed my hair. After drying, I climbed into bed and slept. I am a little tired today, so I will peel the lotus pod tomorrow.

Early the next morning, he peeled off the lotus pods, picked out the lotus heart, and happily planned to make a lotus seed soup for Mr. Yu to taste, but as soon as he went out holding the lotus seeds, he ran into Shen Zhi and saw his hands Holding a tray covered with a red cloth: "What is this?"

"These are the clothes that the Crown Prince ordered his servants to bring over. He said that Miss Shihua usually wears simple clothes. At the birthday banquet, she was afraid that someone would neglect you, so she asked the servants to bring over the clothes."

Shihua freed one hand and lifted the red cloth. It was a pink gauze palace dress, which looked very good, and there were some jewelry. He put the red cloth back in a lack of interest: "Oh, you Put it in my room, I have something to go first." He said and left with the porcelain basin in his arms.

This was embarrassing for Shen Zhi. He didn't know which room Miss Shihua lived in, so he had to take the tray to the main room.

(End of this chapter)