The fast travel system always kills me

Chapter 94

Hitting the wrong person, going to the wrong house, all because of Liu Qinglu, the bastard, Wei Zhi stared at Liu Qinglu for a long time, Liu Qinglu was also ignorant, Yu Liantang didn't speak, and Yangchun noodles were being sold in a side alley not far away, Wei Zhi was hungry, Sitting near the table, Liu Qinglu looked at it, pulled Yu Liantang to sit over and said, "Here are three bowls of Yangchun noodles!"

"okay!"

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The three of them finished eating the Yangchun noodles and took the money Liu Qinglu gave them. When they walked out of the alley, they saw someone beating a beggar on the street. Yu Liantang rushed over. Wei Zhi yawned and was about to go back to sleep. Liu Qinglu looked at it and said, "Look at the beater." It looks familiar."

Wei Zhi was not interested and was about to leave.

Liu Qinglu grabbed Wei Zhi: "Isn't that Liu Hou's younger brother?"

Wei Zhi: "Oh."

As soon as Yu Liantang passed by, the assailant ran away.

Wei Zhi glanced at him: "Let's go, go back to Yilai Inn to sleep."

The three of them were going back to the Yilai Inn. At this moment, a man dressed as a Taoist stopped Wei Zhi and the three of them: "The three young masters stay here."

Wei Zhi looked at him: "Why are you staying?"

The Taoist priest said: "I see that the three young masters are very bright. Two of them must be rushing to take the exam. If they are rushing to take the exam, they must be in high school."

Wei Zhi was not interested, but Liu Qinglu and Yu Liantang were very interested.

Liu Qinglu said: "How do you know they are rushing to take the exam?"

Wei Zhi: "..."

The Taoist laughed loudly and stroked his beard and said: "I am the disciple of Qingxuan Patriarch Qi Yu Qing Yuan Shi Tian Zun Miaowu God, naturally nothing can trouble me."

Wei Zhi: "..."

Yu Liantang's eyes were bright: "What do you think of my martial arts test?"

Taoist: "Young master, if you take the martial arts test, you will definitely be the champion!"

Yu Liantang liked Taoist priests very much.

Sweat dripped from the back of Wei Zhi's head, and he said casually, "What about me, what if I take the essay?"

Taoist: "It must be the number one scholar!"

Wei Zhi: "Well, the words are nice."

Liu Qinglu said: "How long do you think I can live? Can I marry a princess?"

Wei Zhi: "..."

Yu Liantang: "···········"

The Taoist priest said: "Sir, as the saying goes, heaven's secrets must not be revealed. I tell you, it is not easy."

Liu Qinglu: "How can it be easy?"

The Taoist waited for this, and he said very bluntly: "Young master, I need to take care of all kinds of gods, it's not cheap."

Liu Qinglu asked very politely: "How much money?"

Taoist skill: "How?"

Liu Qinglu looked at his five fingers and said, "Five taels of silver?"

The Taoist shook his head and said, "50 taels of silver."

The Taoist thought that Liu Qinglu was going to bargain, but the pampered Liu Qinglu didn't know what bargaining was at all, so he was going to give it directly, Wei Zhi said: "Wait a minute, can I give the money after the calculation is over?"

The Taoist priest hesitated when he heard the words, Liu Qinglu said: "It doesn't matter when you give it, come here, take it."

Wei Zhi: "..."

Yu Liantang said, "How much do you think I should give?"

OK, except for Wei Zhi, not only do they all believe it, but both of them are richer than Wei Zhi.

The Taoist also saw that Liu Qinglu and Yu Liantang were the richest among the three, because the Taoist judged from the material of the clothes, and Wei Zhi's clothes were cheap at first glance, so the Taoist did not count on Wei Zhi, and looked at Yu Liantang kindly. : "It's also 50 taels. I don't want any more, and I don't accept any less."

Yu Liantang readily gave it, but Wei Zhi didn't stop him. At this time, Liu Qinglu took out another 50 taels. Wei Zhi looked at it and couldn't help but said, these two guys are really rich. The taels were given to the Taoist priest again: "I'll give you another 50 taels, and I'll count on helping my brother."

Liu Qinglu refers to Wei Zhi.

The Taoist glanced at Wei Zhi, accepted it with a smile and said, "Okay, Young Master is really a righteous person."

Liu Qinglu said: "This is the brother I grew up with, who else can he be loyal to if he is not loyal."

Wei Zhi was almost moved and began to wait for the Taoist priest to perform.

The Taoist said: "Is your surname Liu?"

Liu Qinglu: "That's right."

After speaking, he said to Wei Zhi, "This Taoist priest is real."

The three stood in front of the Taoist priest.

Wei Zhi smiled perfunctorily and continued to watch the Taoist performance.

The Taoist said: "The son's name is Qinglu, his father is a merchant, and his mother has a gap with bureaucrats."

Liu Qinglu was impressed: "Yes!"

Yu Liantang also couldn't wait for his turn.

The Taoist said again: "Young master is the destiny of great wealth and great honor. If you go to the capital, you will surely achieve great success, live over a hundred years, and have the fate of a son-in-law. However, when you are 26 years old, you must beware of snakes."

Hearing the Taoist's words, Wei Zhi was puzzled for a moment. Liu Qinglu will take the imperial examination in the future, but he doesn't plan to take the exam now. Then, Liu Qinglu will inherit the family business as a businessman, then marry a wife, and take a famous prostitute as a concubine. Died young, at the age of 27, Xia Tian was bitten by a snake that suddenly appeared at home.

snake?
At the age of 26, Liu Qinglu should beware of snakes?

If many things will change, is it really as this Taoist said?
This Taoist...
Wei Zhi said: "6, what's the matter with this Taoist priest? Can he really tell fortunes?"

System 6: [Host boss, no. 】

Wei Zhi: "No? Then he was talking nonsense?"

System 6: [Yes, the host boss. 】

Wei Zhi: "That's fine."

Liu Qinglu listened carefully to the Taoist priest's words and said: "A life span of more than a hundred? The fate of the prince-in-law? Really?"

The Taoist nodded and said, "Really."

Liu Qinglu: "Why should we beware of snakes?"

The Taoist said: "Snakes will hurt the young master, which will bring bad luck to the young master, so beware of snakes."

Liu Qinglu listened and said: "Then how should I be prepared?"

The Taoist said: "Young master, don't worry. When you are 26 years old, you only need to wear realgar powder on your body."

Liu Qinglu nodded and said: "Okay, then what else should I avoid, please give me some pointers."

The Taoist said: "Young master still needs to be clean and self-conscious, and don't be greedy for women."

Liu Qinglu: "Why?"

The Taoist said: "If you become a son-in-law, you can only devote yourself to the princess. If you like other women, you can't do anything, otherwise...."

After speaking, the Taoist saw no one around, so he continued to talk: "Otherwise, the young master will be beaten to death by the princess."

Liu Qinglu: "..."

Wei Zhi: "..."

Yu Liantang: "..."

This Taoist priest is so brave. He even said that about the princess. It seems that the money is enough for him, so he is also brave.

Liu Qinglu suddenly didn't want to marry the princess: "Forget it, I still don't want to marry the princess, but you said I have the destiny to be a son-in-law, how can I avoid becoming a son-in-law?"

When Yu Liantang saw Liu Qinglujing asking this kind of dishonest thing, he pushed him away and said, "You'd better do the math for me first."

Liu Qinglu grabbed Yu Liantang: "No, I'll go first."

Yu Liantang: "I go first."

Wei Zhi: "I'll go first."

Liu Qinglu: "No way!"

Yu Liantang: "No way!"

The Taoist said: "Don't be in a hurry, three young masters, take your time with Young Master Liu first."

When Yu Liantang heard what the Taoist said, he had to let go, because it was what the Taoist said.

Wei Zhi: Sure enough, they are not real brothers. They almost got into a fight because of a Taoist priest. People say that being angry with the crown is a beauty. This is a Taoist priest who is angry with the crown.

System 6: 【··········】

The Taoist said: "Young master, if you want to avoid becoming a son-in-law, you must not go to the brothel."

Liu Qinglu frowned: "What's the point of this? Does the princess like to go to the brothel to do something?"

Wei Zhi and Yu Liantang sweat dripped from the back of their heads.

I only heard what the Taoist said in a decent way: "No, no, what is the princess doing in the brothel? She is just curious about the folk market. When the time comes, the princess will go to play around when she has the opportunity to go out of the palace, and then accidentally Entering a brothel, Her Royal Highness the Princess will not know that it is a brothel, and feel that it is impossible to come out after entering, and the young master happened to go to the brothel there, thinking that the princess is from the brothel, so he molested the princess and became a son-in-law."

Wei Zhi: "..."

This Taoist priest is really good at making things up, but Liu Qinglu believed it: "Is this the case?!"

The Taoist priest stroked his beard and said seriously: "That's it."

Liu Qinglu nodded and said: "The junior knows. What else?"

The Taoist said: "It is necessary to avoid alcohol."

Liu Qinglu: "Why?"

The Taoist said: "It hurts the body, a little drink is good, and a big drink hurts the body."

Wei Zhi: "..."

Maybe this Taoist felt guilty for collecting so much money?So use your 'prestige' to make young people take good care of their bodies?Or is this Taoist engaged in health preservation?

Liu Qinglu felt reasonable, and said: "The junior understands. Is there anything else I should pay attention to?"

The Taoist said: "Don't be irritable."

Liu Qinglu nodded.

The Taoist said: "Also, this year, don't let your father go east."

Liu Qinglu: "Not going east? But what's the secret?"

Taoist: "If your father goes east, he will be infected with the disease."

Liu Qinglu was stunned: "How could there be a disease in the east?"

Taoist: "Yes, the plague is more terrible than natural disasters."

Liu Qinglu said: "That's what you said."

Yu Liantang also nodded, only Wei Zhi looked like he was watching a play.

The Taoist continued to perform: "Also, the young master cannot fight with others."

Liu Qinglu: "When?"

Taoist: "Not at any time."

The more Liu Qinglu listened, the more he felt that this Taoist was a bit like his father teaching him...
However, maybe this is an expert, Liu Qinglu said: "Okay."

Taoist: "Young masters are not allowed to wear red clothes this year, and neither are relatives."

Hearing this, Liu Qinglu said: "I can't, why can't my relatives, my cousin is going to get married this year."

The Taoist was stunned for a moment, he seemed a little hesitant, but it was only for a moment. For the sake of money, he said without conscience: "If you wear red this year, there will be a bloody disaster."

Liu Qinglu was shocked: "What kind of bloody disaster? Is this bloody disaster me or my cousin?"

Taoist: "Everything."

After hearing this, Liu Qinglu became cautious and said, "Well, I see, I will tell my cousin."

Taoist: "Also, you can't gamble."

Liu Qinglu: "Well, this young master is not good at this."

Taoist priest: "That's good."

Liu Qinglu: "Go ahead."

Taoist: "My son will eat fast and recite the Buddha's name for the next ten years, be willing to do good deeds, do good deeds and accumulate virtue, and enjoy helping others."

Liu Qinglu: "..."

Liu Qinglu suddenly regretted telling the fortune.

It doesn't matter whether you are kind and generous, whether you do good deeds to accumulate virtue, or helping others, but what about eating fast and reciting Buddha?
Liu Qinglu: "Isn't it okay to not eat fast and chant Buddha's name?"

Taoist priest: "No."

Liu Qinglu bargained: "Do you not recite Buddhism while eating fast?"

Taoist priest: "No."

Liu Qinglu felt that his life was gloomy.

If he was asked to recite Buddha's name, he might as well die.

But when he really wanted to die, Liu Qinglu became wilted again.

Even Yu Liantang couldn't take it anymore, he could do good deeds, do good deeds to accumulate virtue, and help others. I usually do this, but eating fast and reciting Buddha is completely tolerable, and reciting Buddha?Can't stand it, really can't stand it.

If he had really recited the Buddha for ten years, Liu Qinglu would probably be half dead.

Wei Zhi didn't feel anything at all, first of all, he knew that the Taoist priest was a liar, and second, even if others really knew how to tell him this, Wei Zhi wouldn't do it, why?Because life is short, life is short in the first place, and you still eat fast, chant Buddha, do good deeds, accumulate virtue, and help others. Suffering is added to suffering. God has the virtue of good life. Human beings, let’s be as comfortable as possible.

System 6: 【···········】

Liu Qinglu's handsome face was a little gloomy and said: "Do you have any more information?"

Taoist: "My lord, don't swim."

Liu Qinglu: "Can't swim?"

Taoist: "My lord, a good swimmer dies of drowning."

Liu Qinglu: "..."

Young Master Liu suddenly felt that his life was full of accidents, ups and downs and dangers.

Wei Zhi almost laughed.

The more Yu Liantang listened, the more uncomfortable he became.

Why can't anything.

Liu Qinglu sighed, and squatted at the entrance of the alley to think about life.

Next came Yu Liantang, finally it was Yu Liantang's turn, the Taoist said: "My surname is Yu, and my name is Liantang, am I right?"

Yu Liantang said: "You are right."

The Taoist said: "Young Master Yu, what do you want to ask?"

Yu Liantang said: "The junior wants to ask, Wu Yun."

Yu Liantang was obviously more aggressive than Liu Qinglu.

The Taoist looked Yu Liantang up and down, stroked his beard and said, "Young master is very good at martial arts, but this year we need to avoid meddling in other people's affairs."

To be honest, even Wei Zhi, who knew the Taoist priest was a liar, thought it was a good sentence.

This guy Yu Liantang is too enthusiastic, he can't see any evil, although it's not a bad thing, or even a good thing, but he can't do it, he's not calm, he needs to practice, he can't meddle in other things, it's easy to make mistakes, and make mistakes.

Hearing this, Yu Liantang said with a look of being educated: "The junior understands, but what can't be controlled? Why can't it be controlled?"

Taoist: "You can't control the rich and powerful who bully the people. If you manage, the son's family will surely suffer."

Hearing this, Yu Liantang lowered his head: "The powerful are bullying the people?"

Taoist priest: "That's right."

Yu Liantang: "What if I can't help but take care of it? Is there any way for me to avoid it?"

Hearing Yu Liantang's words, the Taoist priest took out a porcelain vase from his sleeve and said, "My lord, please extend your hand."

Yu Liantang stretched out his hand, and the Taoist poured out a black pill from the porcelain bottle and said, "If you really can't help but want to take care of it, young master, please take this pill and take care of it."

(End of this chapter)