The villains are all my vests
Chapter 40 This Man Looks Delicious (2)
Chapter 40 This Man Looks Delicious (2)
Han Yue was forced to take a big pot, and for the first time in his life, he began to miss Jiao Pei.
At least when Jiao Pei was around, Gu Zhihuan would always throw the blame on Jiao Pei.
Gu Zhihuan didn't dwell on this issue, she hooked Ruan Bailian.
Ruan Bailian glanced at Han Yue and walked up.
"Prepare some things for me." Gu Zhihuan quickly sent an email to Ruan Bailian through the mailbox.
Ruan Bailian opened the mailbox nonchalantly, took a look, and froze immediately.
After a while, he pinched his arm violently.
Yan Xie frowned: "What are you doing?"
"Dream..." Ruan Bailian said faintly, "No wonder no matter how you pinch it, it doesn't hurt."
Yan Xie was silent for a moment: "You pinched my arm."
"Oh, I'm sorry, my hands are slippery." Ruan Bailian withdrew her restless claws, tremblingly looked through the list in the mailbox: "Mr. Gu, are these models you are talking about?"
"If you buy me a bunch of models, I will donate you and them to the museum." Gu Zhihuan said.
Ruan Bailian: "This is contraband."
"I'll add money." Gu Zhihuan said.
"Mr. Han, you can persuade her." Ruan Bailian almost cried out.
Han Yue held out his hand.
Ruan Bailian quickly handed the phone to Han Yue, as if the email was a ticking time bomb.
Han Yue glanced at the contents of the mailbox and frowned: "It's a bit too much."
"Right, right." Ruan Bailian almost wagged her tail in front of him.
"The quantity is not enough, double it." Han Yue threw the phone back to Ruan Bailian.
Ruan Bailian's voice trembled: "Are you going to destroy the world?"
"If I said no, would you relax a little?" Gu Zhihuan asked.
Ruan Bailian nodded stiffly.
Gu Zhihuan curled her lips: "Okay, I am."
Ruan Bailian simply rolled her eyes and lay down in Yan Xie's arms, pretending to be dead.
Hengshui No. [-] Middle School.
The sun was scorching and the heat was unbearable.
The ground was as hot as an iron plate grilled by charcoal fire. The sweat dripping on it instantly turned into white smoke and dissipated in the sticky air.
It was eerily quiet.
It was clearly broad daylight, but there was no one on the road.
The indoor gymnasium is empty.
After a long time, a pile of cardboard boxes containing groceries moved.
The basketball above rolled down, fell to the ground, jumped up and down, and then stopped.
The tattered cardboard box was carefully pushed away, revealing Zhang Yang's frightened face.
Zhang Yang was still holding the shot put in his hand, looking around nervously.
The indoor basketball court lost its usual noisy atmosphere.
Coke bottles, towels, AJ sneakers... and several corpses were scattered on the field like garbage.
Zhang Yang tightly hugged the shot put, and cautiously approached it.
At the end of the sports meeting, he and the sports committee member helped to pack up the equipment.
Zhang Yang has short legs, and when he arrived at the indoor gymnasium, the sports committee had already put away his things and was ready to pick them up for the second time.
When he put the shot put, because the shot put was too heavy, one of them didn't pay attention and fell into the cardboard box.
Before he could climb out, he heard screams from outside.
Zhang Yang raised his head subconsciously, and saw the tall and handsome captain of the basketball team suddenly throw the ball on the player next to him, then rode on it, and kissed it hard.
These two people Zhang Yang knew each other, they grew up in the same yard, and their relationship was so good that they used the same pack of diapers.
Zhang Yang heard that the entertainment committee members secretly bet on whether these two people would make it public.
What I didn't expect was that I actually witnessed this passionate scene in person.
Zhang Yang hurriedly took out his mobile phone, secretly recorded it and prepared to send it to their gossip group.
People around rushed over to pull the two of them apart.
"Help—killer—" screamed the girl on the sidelines.
The voice full of fear brought Zhang Yang back to his senses.
The basketball captain stood up and jumped on top of the girl.
This time, Zhang Yang saw his face.
His complexion was blue, his eyeballs were protruding, and the flesh and blood of his friend remained on his mouth.
Zhang Yang's legs went limp in fright, and he poured it directly into the cardboard box.
The screaming outside gradually died down.
It took a long time before Zhang Yang mustered up his courage and crawled out of the cardboard box.
The basketball captain disappeared.
The corpses of several people who played with him were lying on the field, their necks and faces were bloody and bloody, and it was impossible to recognize who was who.
"Zom... Zombie... How could this be..." Zhang Yang had never eaten pork, and had seen pigs running. He took two steps back hastily, all the strength in his body was exhausted, his upper body was crushed by the shot put, and he fell to the seat on the ground.
The body farthest from him suddenly moved.
Zhang Yang recognized that it was a friend of the captain of the basketball team.
He took a deep breath, and leaned over with the shot put in his arms: "Classmate, how are you doing? Do you want me--ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-"
That person, no, maybe it should be called a zombie. It opened its eyes and looked at Zhang Yang fixedly, as if it was still a little dazed.
Zhang Yang looked at his two eyes with only whites left, and finally made the most correct decision in his life.
He raised the shot put and smashed it down on the zombie's head with all his might.
After smashing it several times in a row, Zhang Yang didn't care to see if he had killed the zombie. He was thin and not strong enough. After hitting three times on impulse, he was already at the limit of his movement. Sour, I want to raise my hand again, but I have no strength.
Zhang Yang gritted his teeth, kicked the dangling zombie away, turned his head and ran away.
The zombie was about to be knocked out, and it quickly rushed to catch up with Zhang Yang.
Zhang Yang didn't dare to turn his head back.
The sound of swallowing saliva came from behind.
Zhang Yang couldn't bear it anymore, he glanced sideways, and was so frightened that his soul almost flew out.
The few people who were killed just now turned into zombies, chasing after him aggressively, and the distance between the two sides has become shorter and shorter.
"Damn it!!!" Zhang Yang was so frightened that he threw the shot put away, and shouted heart-piercingly, "Don't eat me, I didn't take a shower last week, go eat someone else, we The cultural and entertainment committee member of the class is beautiful and tender, and he puts on body lotion every day, it must be delicious!!!”
"It doesn't matter if you are a sports committee member, his two chest muscles alone are enough for you to eat for two days! Don't look for me, a kid! I don't eat well!"
Perhaps only when people are in a desperate situation can they burst out with terrible potential.
Zhang Yang's two short legs alternated extremely frequently in the air, almost comparable to the champion of the [-]-meter sprint in this sports meeting.
The zombies chased after him relentlessly.
Relying on Zhang Yang's familiarity with the campus and the small universe that exploded in the end, Zhang Yang surprisingly got rid of them.
My heart is beating like thunder.
Zhang Yang leaned against the tree panting, bent over and lowered his head, panting.
Someone tapped him lightly on the shoulder.
Zhang Yang waved his hands without looking back: "Quick...classmate...help...help call the police...our school——"
Zhang Yang's words stopped abruptly.
He heard the uncomfortable swallowing sound behind him again.
I love you (づ ̄3 ̄)づ╭~
(End of this chapter)
Han Yue was forced to take a big pot, and for the first time in his life, he began to miss Jiao Pei.
At least when Jiao Pei was around, Gu Zhihuan would always throw the blame on Jiao Pei.
Gu Zhihuan didn't dwell on this issue, she hooked Ruan Bailian.
Ruan Bailian glanced at Han Yue and walked up.
"Prepare some things for me." Gu Zhihuan quickly sent an email to Ruan Bailian through the mailbox.
Ruan Bailian opened the mailbox nonchalantly, took a look, and froze immediately.
After a while, he pinched his arm violently.
Yan Xie frowned: "What are you doing?"
"Dream..." Ruan Bailian said faintly, "No wonder no matter how you pinch it, it doesn't hurt."
Yan Xie was silent for a moment: "You pinched my arm."
"Oh, I'm sorry, my hands are slippery." Ruan Bailian withdrew her restless claws, tremblingly looked through the list in the mailbox: "Mr. Gu, are these models you are talking about?"
"If you buy me a bunch of models, I will donate you and them to the museum." Gu Zhihuan said.
Ruan Bailian: "This is contraband."
"I'll add money." Gu Zhihuan said.
"Mr. Han, you can persuade her." Ruan Bailian almost cried out.
Han Yue held out his hand.
Ruan Bailian quickly handed the phone to Han Yue, as if the email was a ticking time bomb.
Han Yue glanced at the contents of the mailbox and frowned: "It's a bit too much."
"Right, right." Ruan Bailian almost wagged her tail in front of him.
"The quantity is not enough, double it." Han Yue threw the phone back to Ruan Bailian.
Ruan Bailian's voice trembled: "Are you going to destroy the world?"
"If I said no, would you relax a little?" Gu Zhihuan asked.
Ruan Bailian nodded stiffly.
Gu Zhihuan curled her lips: "Okay, I am."
Ruan Bailian simply rolled her eyes and lay down in Yan Xie's arms, pretending to be dead.
Hengshui No. [-] Middle School.
The sun was scorching and the heat was unbearable.
The ground was as hot as an iron plate grilled by charcoal fire. The sweat dripping on it instantly turned into white smoke and dissipated in the sticky air.
It was eerily quiet.
It was clearly broad daylight, but there was no one on the road.
The indoor gymnasium is empty.
After a long time, a pile of cardboard boxes containing groceries moved.
The basketball above rolled down, fell to the ground, jumped up and down, and then stopped.
The tattered cardboard box was carefully pushed away, revealing Zhang Yang's frightened face.
Zhang Yang was still holding the shot put in his hand, looking around nervously.
The indoor basketball court lost its usual noisy atmosphere.
Coke bottles, towels, AJ sneakers... and several corpses were scattered on the field like garbage.
Zhang Yang tightly hugged the shot put, and cautiously approached it.
At the end of the sports meeting, he and the sports committee member helped to pack up the equipment.
Zhang Yang has short legs, and when he arrived at the indoor gymnasium, the sports committee had already put away his things and was ready to pick them up for the second time.
When he put the shot put, because the shot put was too heavy, one of them didn't pay attention and fell into the cardboard box.
Before he could climb out, he heard screams from outside.
Zhang Yang raised his head subconsciously, and saw the tall and handsome captain of the basketball team suddenly throw the ball on the player next to him, then rode on it, and kissed it hard.
These two people Zhang Yang knew each other, they grew up in the same yard, and their relationship was so good that they used the same pack of diapers.
Zhang Yang heard that the entertainment committee members secretly bet on whether these two people would make it public.
What I didn't expect was that I actually witnessed this passionate scene in person.
Zhang Yang hurriedly took out his mobile phone, secretly recorded it and prepared to send it to their gossip group.
People around rushed over to pull the two of them apart.
"Help—killer—" screamed the girl on the sidelines.
The voice full of fear brought Zhang Yang back to his senses.
The basketball captain stood up and jumped on top of the girl.
This time, Zhang Yang saw his face.
His complexion was blue, his eyeballs were protruding, and the flesh and blood of his friend remained on his mouth.
Zhang Yang's legs went limp in fright, and he poured it directly into the cardboard box.
The screaming outside gradually died down.
It took a long time before Zhang Yang mustered up his courage and crawled out of the cardboard box.
The basketball captain disappeared.
The corpses of several people who played with him were lying on the field, their necks and faces were bloody and bloody, and it was impossible to recognize who was who.
"Zom... Zombie... How could this be..." Zhang Yang had never eaten pork, and had seen pigs running. He took two steps back hastily, all the strength in his body was exhausted, his upper body was crushed by the shot put, and he fell to the seat on the ground.
The body farthest from him suddenly moved.
Zhang Yang recognized that it was a friend of the captain of the basketball team.
He took a deep breath, and leaned over with the shot put in his arms: "Classmate, how are you doing? Do you want me--ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-"
That person, no, maybe it should be called a zombie. It opened its eyes and looked at Zhang Yang fixedly, as if it was still a little dazed.
Zhang Yang looked at his two eyes with only whites left, and finally made the most correct decision in his life.
He raised the shot put and smashed it down on the zombie's head with all his might.
After smashing it several times in a row, Zhang Yang didn't care to see if he had killed the zombie. He was thin and not strong enough. After hitting three times on impulse, he was already at the limit of his movement. Sour, I want to raise my hand again, but I have no strength.
Zhang Yang gritted his teeth, kicked the dangling zombie away, turned his head and ran away.
The zombie was about to be knocked out, and it quickly rushed to catch up with Zhang Yang.
Zhang Yang didn't dare to turn his head back.
The sound of swallowing saliva came from behind.
Zhang Yang couldn't bear it anymore, he glanced sideways, and was so frightened that his soul almost flew out.
The few people who were killed just now turned into zombies, chasing after him aggressively, and the distance between the two sides has become shorter and shorter.
"Damn it!!!" Zhang Yang was so frightened that he threw the shot put away, and shouted heart-piercingly, "Don't eat me, I didn't take a shower last week, go eat someone else, we The cultural and entertainment committee member of the class is beautiful and tender, and he puts on body lotion every day, it must be delicious!!!”
"It doesn't matter if you are a sports committee member, his two chest muscles alone are enough for you to eat for two days! Don't look for me, a kid! I don't eat well!"
Perhaps only when people are in a desperate situation can they burst out with terrible potential.
Zhang Yang's two short legs alternated extremely frequently in the air, almost comparable to the champion of the [-]-meter sprint in this sports meeting.
The zombies chased after him relentlessly.
Relying on Zhang Yang's familiarity with the campus and the small universe that exploded in the end, Zhang Yang surprisingly got rid of them.
My heart is beating like thunder.
Zhang Yang leaned against the tree panting, bent over and lowered his head, panting.
Someone tapped him lightly on the shoulder.
Zhang Yang waved his hands without looking back: "Quick...classmate...help...help call the police...our school——"
Zhang Yang's words stopped abruptly.
He heard the uncomfortable swallowing sound behind him again.
I love you (づ ̄3 ̄)づ╭~
(End of this chapter)
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