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Chapter 92 Your Majesty, He Wants to Return to the Vulgar (1)
Chapter 92 Your Majesty, He Wants to Return to the Vulgar (1)
In the largest and most majestic nunnery in the Yue Nu Kingdom, Master Hui Jing in front of the Buddha statue was talking with a person with her eyes closed.
"I suspect that my wife-lord wants to make peace with me."
The teacher's wife in cassock twitched her eyelids with her half-closed eyes, and she was very puzzled. Is it funny that a man came to the nunnery to consult about relationship issues?
But she still couldn't help gossiping: "Why? Did you cheat or did she cheat?"
"nothing."
"Then why do you feel this way?" The teacher opened her eyes, but was dazzled by the other party's bald head.
The person in front of him was actually a monk!
Judging from the clothes, they are from Xiangguo Temple!
Xiangguo Temple is their deadly enemy!
Usually, the two temples compete for the believers to offer incense.
Now they dare to send people to ask these messy questions.
Do you think they are easy to bully?
They are all monks for the first time, so why should the nun give way to the group of monks!
The other party lowered his head, with a pious expression on his face, and said, "She moved her bed to another room."
"Wait, her bed?" Shi Tai blinked, indicating that the other party's words were too bold.
The key point is that the other party didn't realize it and replied with a serious face: "Yes, we sleep in separate beds."
"? I'm sorry, Master, I'm a little confused. You are a monk, aren't you?"
The teacher's face is not very good, and she feels that she has met a monk Hua who came to find fault.
He nodded, "It's not important, the important thing is that she wants to make peace with me."
Master Tai has a dark face, this is very important, okay?
She said embarrassedly: "Then...then you have never shared the same bed before?"
"Yes, as much as I want to, I respect her."
The eyes are very frank, so frank that the teacher is a bit embarrassed as a woman, is this really a man?
Are you so bold?
But, bah, if a monk gets married, you have the nerve to think that the six roots are not clean, which is an insult to Buddhism!
"Well, the poor nun is a monk after all, master, you'd better put your words to rest."
"I said it, and I really want to, but I can't. There's nothing shameful about it."
The frankness of his words actually made Master Tai feel inexplicably ashamed.
She cleared her throat and said, "...well, why doesn't she want to?"
"Because she moved the bed because I implied that she had a bed."
The monk's expression was a little depressed.
The teacher said that she didn't see it.
Haha, this is a man, no matter what the family, he will recite the Buddha's name!
"Okay, master, I sympathize with your experience. It seems that your wife is very resistant to being with you. I suggest that you try to change a wife."
The monk turned cold and said:
"I can't change it, I will die without her."
The teacher didn't put on the airs of an eminent monk anymore, she directly raised her eyebrows and pointed out the door.
"If you, master, have no problem with your mind, the poor nun suggests that you go out and turn left and go to the opposite Xiangguo Temple to return to vulgarity first. The ring scar on your head looks new. It's not good to ask relationship questions in the nunnery."
"Then can I take my mistress with me? She was also shaved in Xiangguo Temple, and she also needs to return to secular life." The monk looked at the Buddha statue behind the abbot.
"..." Shi Taishun followed his gaze, and saw a bald woman lying sound asleep in the palm of the Buddha, which disobedient little nun was so bold!
She was about to curse, but when she saw that face, she ran away in an instant. She turned around and cursed at the monk with her hips on her hips:
"Hey, you stupid donkey, you dare to think about our Ye Ran, get out!"
"But, she is really my wife..."
The teacher is too angry.
"Impossible, Ye Ran belongs to our nunnery, don't think I don't know, your Xiangguo Temple is jealous of Ye Ran's being with us, and our incense is good, so you will send you a monk with six unclean roots to slander our Ye Ran's reputation , Bah! It's really dark!"
"I didn't. Just now you said that this is the place where the Buddha listens to the words of all living beings, and let me express my worries. I didn't mean to slander the wife-lord." The monk frowned.
At this moment, Ye Ran, who was asleep, turned over, and the teacher suddenly panicked.
"Shut up, what on earth are you thinking, keep your voice down, and don't disturb Ye Ran's sleep."
She looked at Ye Ran with inexplicable fanaticism.
"The Buddha may help me solve my doubts?" the monk insisted.
"Master, I'm sorry for the poor nun's blunt words. You talk to the Buddha to show your piety, but the Buddha talks to you...Your brain is broken."
Listening to the dispute between the two people in front of the Buddha statue, Ye Ran groaned and couldn't help laughing anymore.
If you want to talk about the current situation, it starts from half a month ago——
(End of this chapter)
In the largest and most majestic nunnery in the Yue Nu Kingdom, Master Hui Jing in front of the Buddha statue was talking with a person with her eyes closed.
"I suspect that my wife-lord wants to make peace with me."
The teacher's wife in cassock twitched her eyelids with her half-closed eyes, and she was very puzzled. Is it funny that a man came to the nunnery to consult about relationship issues?
But she still couldn't help gossiping: "Why? Did you cheat or did she cheat?"
"nothing."
"Then why do you feel this way?" The teacher opened her eyes, but was dazzled by the other party's bald head.
The person in front of him was actually a monk!
Judging from the clothes, they are from Xiangguo Temple!
Xiangguo Temple is their deadly enemy!
Usually, the two temples compete for the believers to offer incense.
Now they dare to send people to ask these messy questions.
Do you think they are easy to bully?
They are all monks for the first time, so why should the nun give way to the group of monks!
The other party lowered his head, with a pious expression on his face, and said, "She moved her bed to another room."
"Wait, her bed?" Shi Tai blinked, indicating that the other party's words were too bold.
The key point is that the other party didn't realize it and replied with a serious face: "Yes, we sleep in separate beds."
"? I'm sorry, Master, I'm a little confused. You are a monk, aren't you?"
The teacher's face is not very good, and she feels that she has met a monk Hua who came to find fault.
He nodded, "It's not important, the important thing is that she wants to make peace with me."
Master Tai has a dark face, this is very important, okay?
She said embarrassedly: "Then...then you have never shared the same bed before?"
"Yes, as much as I want to, I respect her."
The eyes are very frank, so frank that the teacher is a bit embarrassed as a woman, is this really a man?
Are you so bold?
But, bah, if a monk gets married, you have the nerve to think that the six roots are not clean, which is an insult to Buddhism!
"Well, the poor nun is a monk after all, master, you'd better put your words to rest."
"I said it, and I really want to, but I can't. There's nothing shameful about it."
The frankness of his words actually made Master Tai feel inexplicably ashamed.
She cleared her throat and said, "...well, why doesn't she want to?"
"Because she moved the bed because I implied that she had a bed."
The monk's expression was a little depressed.
The teacher said that she didn't see it.
Haha, this is a man, no matter what the family, he will recite the Buddha's name!
"Okay, master, I sympathize with your experience. It seems that your wife is very resistant to being with you. I suggest that you try to change a wife."
The monk turned cold and said:
"I can't change it, I will die without her."
The teacher didn't put on the airs of an eminent monk anymore, she directly raised her eyebrows and pointed out the door.
"If you, master, have no problem with your mind, the poor nun suggests that you go out and turn left and go to the opposite Xiangguo Temple to return to vulgarity first. The ring scar on your head looks new. It's not good to ask relationship questions in the nunnery."
"Then can I take my mistress with me? She was also shaved in Xiangguo Temple, and she also needs to return to secular life." The monk looked at the Buddha statue behind the abbot.
"..." Shi Taishun followed his gaze, and saw a bald woman lying sound asleep in the palm of the Buddha, which disobedient little nun was so bold!
She was about to curse, but when she saw that face, she ran away in an instant. She turned around and cursed at the monk with her hips on her hips:
"Hey, you stupid donkey, you dare to think about our Ye Ran, get out!"
"But, she is really my wife..."
The teacher is too angry.
"Impossible, Ye Ran belongs to our nunnery, don't think I don't know, your Xiangguo Temple is jealous of Ye Ran's being with us, and our incense is good, so you will send you a monk with six unclean roots to slander our Ye Ran's reputation , Bah! It's really dark!"
"I didn't. Just now you said that this is the place where the Buddha listens to the words of all living beings, and let me express my worries. I didn't mean to slander the wife-lord." The monk frowned.
At this moment, Ye Ran, who was asleep, turned over, and the teacher suddenly panicked.
"Shut up, what on earth are you thinking, keep your voice down, and don't disturb Ye Ran's sleep."
She looked at Ye Ran with inexplicable fanaticism.
"The Buddha may help me solve my doubts?" the monk insisted.
"Master, I'm sorry for the poor nun's blunt words. You talk to the Buddha to show your piety, but the Buddha talks to you...Your brain is broken."
Listening to the dispute between the two people in front of the Buddha statue, Ye Ran groaned and couldn't help laughing anymore.
If you want to talk about the current situation, it starts from half a month ago——
(End of this chapter)
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