Fast Transit anchor is not human

Chapter 49

(This post has nothing to do with the main text. Then I want to emphasize that this article has no male lead, no CP, and no strategy.)
First round:
"Want some cookies?"

At the end of the round, Xue Jiewen picked up the long-lived snack biscuits on the table and asked Qiu Lengbai.He didn't know where he was twitching this time, so he directly exposed the three characters "turtle food" to Qiu Lengbai's eyes.

Can this thing be eaten by humans? Even if both of them know that she has lost her horse, they can't bring it to the surface. This guy is playing games on top!
Seeing that Qiu Lingbai looked at him with strange eyes, Xue Jiewen realized what he had done wrong. He quickly took back the turtle food, and said:

"Unexpectedly, wait a moment, I'll get you something you can eat."

Then he didn't even hide it, just poured the tortoise food into a small plastic biscuit can for one person in front of Qiu Lingbai, then threw the package of the tortoise food away, and handed the biscuit jar to Qiu Ling white.

"Here, you can eat now."

Qiulengbai: Haha.

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second round:
Among the three rows, Xue Jiewen in the bottom lane got away with it, so he arrogantly typed out this line:

Follow me!

Yin Xu:? ? ?
"It's not Xue Jiewen, what do you mean? You're trying to pry me off in front of me, right? Why are you typing? A living person is sitting next to you!"

[Yin Dudu: Hahahahaha, good teammate of the century! ]
[Senior Yin Hei: If you want to live a decent life, you have to have some green on your head.Admit it, Yin Duyu, the support is not yours alone. ]
[La la la la: Actually, I have always felt that it is a waste of resources for Qiu Xiaozi to follow you. What do you think you are good for? ]
"What's wrong with me, my top financial supporter? What's wrong! You're better than me if you're capable, just a little bit."

Xue Jiewen was quite embarrassed, he shook his head, and accidentally, three strong men jumped out of the grass beside him.

"Ah!!! Help! Dad save me!!!"

There was no way to escape, so Xue Jiewen had no choice but to shout and fight back. Fortunately, Qiulengbai and the others were not far away from him. In the end, with the help of assistants, he successfully changed one for three.

"Yin Xu, what's the matter with you!"

"What's the matter?"

Yin Xu, who was playing wild slowly, asked calmly, as if it was normal for him not to help in the wave just now.

"You're doing this to your teammate, report it, actor!"

Yin Xu harvested the last wild monster on the right side of the opposite wild area, then assisted his mage in the middle, and then replied slowly:
"Didn't you say that your economy is too high? Then I will help you restrain it, a little bit~"

Xue Jiewen:! ! !

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Third session:
"Xiaobai, remember to change the water and feed the tortoise, but don't overwhelm it, and if it's okay, take it out for a climb, let him bask in the sun for a while, the most important thing is not to let it be a tortoise. Just stay there, please remember to talk to it when you have time, in case it becomes another one.”

"What?"

"Captain, don't take my words indiscriminately, as long as Qiu Xiaobai understands what I say."

"Hey, you kid, your skin is itchy, right?"

Lian Yan rolled up her sleeves and planned to give Xue Jiewen a long lesson meal, while Uncle Ning stared at Qiu Lengbai appreciatively.

"What are you doing, coach?"

This look is like looking at a thief, and the goosebumps of the people who look at it are getting goosebumps.

"You, Xue Jiewen, Yin Xu, do you three have something to hide from me?"

Qiu Ling has a white black question mark face, she and Xue Jiewen do have some secrets that cannot be revealed, but what does this have to do with Yin Xu?
Could it be that Yin Xu... isn't a human being either?
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The fourth game:
"Xue Jiewen, you tortoise, why did you suddenly change your name? Longevity doesn't sound good, why do you suddenly want to call it a dog left?"

Yin Xu teased the little tortoise with food, and the little tortoise foolishly followed his fingers to swim left and right, but he didn't see him throwing the food down.

"A humble name is easy to support, and the previous name is so nice. And long-lived one is enough."

Xue Jiewen said the second half of the sentence very lightly, it didn't feel like he was talking to Yin Xu, but it seemed to be for himself.

"Let's go with the dog, can I get it out and play a game?"

The last time I let Changshou, oh no, now it’s Gousheng. It was just an accident to let Gousheng play games. Now its owner is at the scene. Of course, Yin Xu can only hug Gousheng with the owner’s permission. Gaming table.

Xue Jiewen glanced at him, then said helplessly:
"If you're not afraid of it breaking your things, you can just take it, but let me say yes first, I won't pay for things broken."

"How come?! The last time Changsheng was on my table, he was very obedient. How could it be as skinny as you said."

"You also said it was longevity."

"Tsk, what's the difference! Don't worry, if you break it, you don't have to pay for it! Let's go, little dog left~"

After half a minute...

"Let me go, don't touch my keyboard!!! The wire! How dare you bite the wire! Let go, Xue Jiewen, do you care?!"

"Practice, don't make noise. Didn't you say you can bear it?"

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Game [-]:
"Xiaobai, there is an interview today, can you give me your cosmetics?"

"WTF?"

Qiu Xiaobai, who was engrossed in playing the game, asked without raising her head.

"Cosmetics! I've been up all night for a week, and the dark circles under my eyes are too thick, please lend me to cover them up."

Lian Yan took a small mirror and looked at it left and right, as if she was very dissatisfied with her current skin condition.

"How can I have that thing? We have known each other for so long. Have you ever seen me put on makeup except for shooting posters and attending events? And those were done by the makeup artist provided by the show."

It's not that Qiu Lingbai doesn't know how to make up, it's just that she is so poor in this world that she can't even afford cosmetics, and when she has money later, she finds that she doesn't need makeup anymore.

Fat guy who stays in the base all day, why don't he put on any makeup, why not buy two more packs of special-flavored biscuits.

After hearing what she said, Lian Yan looked at her like an alien, then shook her head in disgust and said:

"Tsk, a woman like you is really...forget it, I'll go to Jiang Li to borrow it, he has it there."

Qiulengbai was very speechless. I said, Captain, do you have the guts to finish talking before leaving?
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Game Six:
"I'm treating you to a treat. Will you go out to dinner with me?"

Qiu Lingbai asked.

"No, no, I promised my fans that I will broadcast live to them on time today. If I don't go online, they will scold me to death. You know the character of our fans."

Yin Xu waved his hands repeatedly and quickly started a game.

"I was scolded by the coach yesterday, I have to practice hard today, or... next time?"

Lian Yan also hurriedly sat up straight, and then opened the mistake video recorded yesterday.

"I... have an upset stomach, and I may not be able to leave the bathroom at our base today."

Jiang Li immediately covered his stomach, then pretended to be uncomfortable, and rushed into the toilet with a "bass".

"You dare to refuse me to try!"

Qiu Lengbai caught the last one and threatened Xue Jiewen before he could speak.

"I... have been given all my excuses, and I can't find anything to say. How about this, I'll treat you, let's order takeaway and send it over. Can you eat as much as you want?"

"That's right, Xiaobai, last time we entered the private room, but no one came out of the private room, so it went on the trending search, saying that XM is too delicious, and a team with a total of five people eats up other teams with more than a dozen people." How embarrassing it is to spread the word."

Qiu Lingbai:? ? ?What's there to be embarrassed about, they didn't eat the food, if you really feel embarrassed, just say that she ate those things alone.

One person can eat a dozen people's meals, what an excellent thing, really, I don't understand what these guys are thinking.

after an hour……

Hot Search No.90 One (Soaring)
The #XM team ordered a large amount of takeout_guess how many people it serves! #
　Here comes the little sister, the extra episode you want, although, maybe, probably, it should be different from what you imagined.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)