Quickly cross this bowl of dog food

Chapter 690 Jianghu situation (forty)
Since Yu Qingqing and the emperor had multiple generation gaps in age, era, etc., he would ask her a question and she would retort.

The two couldn't communicate normally at all.

The emperor was so angry that he almost vomited blood.

Are you sure this person is a guru and not a liar? !
The eunuch also doubted the authenticity of Yu Youyou's identity, but he didn't say anything because of the emperor.

Yu Qiao casually took a bite of the pastry, "Your Majesty, are you tired lately, you can't lift your energy, and you still want to sleep when you go to court?"

The emperor was surprised, "How does Master Xiao know?"

The dark circles under the eyes are too heavy to be seen, who doesn't know it.

Yu quietly pretended to be a magic stick, "You can find it by looking at your face."

After making eye contact with the emperor, the eunuch asked, "Then, can Master Xiao help me?"

"No."

"..."

Shocked, a well-known fortune teller actually did such a thing in the imperial study room!

Still refused, to God!

A maid brought cakes.

"You can do it now," Yu quietly took a sip of tea, "You don't look like a rich man, and you've been living a mediocre life. Be careful with your head these days."

"head?"

Before the eunuch could finish speaking, the maid holding the plate slipped under her feet, and the plate flew toward the eunuch's head.

Before he could react, the eunuch subconsciously closed his eyes.

The plate didn't seem to hit him.

The eunuch opened his eyes only after hearing the sound of the plate falling to the ground.

In addition to the plates, there was a folding fan on the floor.

If I remember correctly, it should be the one held by Master Xiao before.

The court lady who did something wrong quickly knelt down, "I know I'm wrong! I also ask the emperor to forgive me!"

The emperor was in a good mood and didn't get angry. He just asked people to take the maid down and fined him some salary.

Fortunately, he was not decapitated.

If by accident, the direction of the plate is tilted, it will be directly charged with murdering the emperor.

"Oh, amazing, thank you, Master Xiao, for your noble hand and saving this old slave's life!"

The eunuch was so frightened that he calmed down and said.

The emperor squinted his eyes and fixed his gaze on the folding fan on the ground.

How could a fan be so lethal?

No, that's not the power of the fan.

The emperor praised: "Master Xiao has good kung fu."

The reaction is quick, and the skill is much more agile than the imperial guards in the palace.

Yu Qingqing said shamelessly: "It's not a big deal. How can a person wander around the world without getting stabbed?"

She yawned, looking very lazy, "If it weren't for some self-defense skills, with my mouth, I would have been beaten to death if I told everyone that there was a bloody disaster."

"..."

You are quite self-aware.

After such a fuss, the emperor and the eunuch completely believed that Yu Qiaoqiao had real skills.

The emperor consulted for a while.

During the period, Yu Qiaoqiao listened absent-mindedly, answering questions from time to time.

Either share a newly made story, or um ah ah ah wow perfunctory.

But the emperor and the eunuch didn't feel that there was anything wrong, instead they listened carefully to what Yu Quietly said, and almost took a small notebook to write it down.

【Host, how did you know that something will happen to the eunuch's head just now? 】

"I don't know."

"Maybe my mouth has been opened."

[…Then how did the host predict success? 】

"Observed."

"When the maid came in, her mind was restless, her palms were sweaty, and her footsteps were very unsteady. It must be a new maid who was sent here due to lack of manpower."

"I'm just betting on a probability."

【…】

Ok.

Although the host will not predict.

But the power of observation is great!
(End of this chapter)