Fast Transmigration Counterattack: Attacking the Villain's 99 Styles

Chapter 63

When Ling Yuan heard that Lu Yunshen actually wanted to order her to buy him underwear, she instantly became furious.

Lu Yunshen looked at the angered Ling Yuan, with a nasty smile on his mouth: "If you are willing to buy me a whole set of women's clothes, that would be the best of course. The men's clothes I used to wear don't fit me anymore, so I'll go with you Go out, what will others think when they see me wearing your clothes?"

"What other people think, does it have anything to do with me?" Ling Yuan didn't want to be led by Lu Yunshen anymore!

Lu Yunshen sneered triumphantly: "Of course it does. Think about it, I'm using your body now, and my reputation is also your reputation."

Big fool, big liar!
Ling Yuan debunked him: "Didn't you say that you use my body very well, and you don't plan to change it back? Coincidentally, I also don't think it's necessary to change it back. You can do whatever you like!"

Hmph, anyway, what he occupies is only her complex body.

A trace of evil flashed in Lu Yunshen's eyes: "So, you agree with me to switch identities with you for a lifetime?"

Ling Yuan was stunned.Why is there a trace of excitement hidden in Lu Yunshen's tone?
Without waiting for her to think deeply, Lu Yunshen pretended to clear his throat, squeezed his throat and shouted: "Auntie—Yun Shen—"

"I..." Your uncle!Ling Yuan didn't even have time to spit and scold, so she covered the other party's mouth without saying a word, and confessed for a second, "I'm going to buy it, is it okay?"

What kind of star did the Heavenly Emperor find for her?

He just came to fix her!

Ling Yuan left the bathroom angrily, took advantage of Wu Yulan's inattention, and sneaked out of the house to buy clothes for Lu Yunshen.

She kept brainwashing herself, Lu Yunshen only occupied her complex body, not her real body, he was so arrogant in front of her, she had to find a way to fix this shit, kill his vigor.

Ling Yuan rolled her eyes, and suddenly had an extremely wicked idea.

This was the inspiration given to her by Qiao Yuanqin's nasty jokes while driving a train in the 21st century.

Ling Yuan bought a pair of aqua blue dress, underwear, and underwear according to her size from a nearby shopping mall.

When passing by the pharmacy at the corner of the street, I bought a box of ointment similar to 21st Century Cooling Oil.

The clerk said that it is used for cooling and is non-toxic.

Hmph, Lu Yunshen, you must never have imagined that I would dare to lay hands on my own body, let's see how you can do whatever you want in front of me!

When Ling Yuan came back, as soon as she entered the gate, she bumped into Wu Yulan who was coming out from under the grape arbor.

She immediately turned around and wanted to leave, but Wu Yulan's sharp eyes saw her instantly.

"Stop! I told you to kneel in front of your father and admit your mistake. How did you escape?"

Ling Yuan straightened her spine, brought the clothing bag in front of her body, and argued: "Lu, Ling Yuan is sweating in the shower, and my clothes are too big for her, so..."

Wu Yulan's face suddenly became gloomy and mean when she heard the words, she stepped forward and pinched Ling Yuan's ears.

Ling Yuan ouched twice, but Wu Yulan scolded her in a deep voice: "Tell mom, is it because of that demon girl that you delayed your practice?"

Ling Yuan was slightly taken aback, Wu Yulan was referring to the demon girl, was she referring to her?Oh no, you mean Lu Yunshen?

She originally thought that Wu Yulan liked "Ling Yuan" quite a bit, but unexpectedly, Wu Yulan was only superficially polite.

Sure enough, this family is all movie kings.

Thinking of her injuries, Ling Yuan naturally wouldn't let go of the opportunity to arrange Lu Yunshen.

She hurriedly nodded to Wu Yulan and admitted: "Mom, it's not that my son doesn't grow up, it's that she insists on me and wants to learn how to play games from me. Don't you know how wronged your son is, she learned all my operations, I They were called trash."

Wu Yulan was furious when she heard the words: "Isn't this your fault? I warned you when you brought her back before. At your age, you should focus on the glory of the Lu family and your career. Don't just think about being with this kind of monster." A woman with a creepy look is falling in love, and now she is staying at our house, and you blame her for delaying and entangled you, brat, is this what you should say as a man?"

After she finished speaking, Wu Yulan picked up the broom at the door and beat Ling Yuan straight away.

Ling Yuan really beeped the dog in her heart, and ran into the house.

Wu Yulan can always think of various reasons to beat her up, as if no matter what she says or does is wrong.

Ling Yuan wanted to cry but had no tears, how could Lu Yunshen have such a difficult mother?

Wu Yulan chased Ling Yuan and ran all over the yard. In the end, it was Lu Yunshen who yelled "Yunshen, Yunshen" in the bathroom, which stopped Wu Yulan's "violence".

"After delivering her clothes, come see me in the training room!" After leaving these words, Wu Yulan threw the broom in her hand to the corner of the wall, turned around and walked down the grape arbor.

The bathroom door was ajar, Ling Yuan knocked on the door, and handed Lu Yunshen the clothes.

Lu Yunshen took the shopping bag and took out the underwear that Ling Yuan bought from it, but a cool smell came into his nose: "The pants here...why do they have a strange smell?"

Ling Yuan: "I went to the mall to buy a new one, I don't know what it smells like."

Lu Yun frowned deeply, thinking to himself that this was probably because the merchant had sprayed some kind of perfume on in order to attract customers, so he was not suspicious, and after he put on his underpants, he took out the rest of the clothes from the shopping bag.

Well, an aqua blue dress.

When Lu Yunshen saw the dress, the corners of his mouth still twitched unnaturally.It's all his fault that he forgot to tell her to buy him a set of neutral clothes in order to play with her.

Dress... ahem...

Although he told Ling Yuan that he was very satisfied with her body, it didn't mean that he could really ignore his gender.

After all, he is still a pure man, and he has never worn a girl's skirt. This time he tried it, and he always felt a little awkward.

In the end, he put on his men's shorts.

Looking down, the shorts almost became wide-leg pants.As for the waist, it was quite big, and he had to tie it tightly with the belt so that it would not fall down.

Ling Yuan is really not used to his small body.

I was out of breath after a few steps of trotting, it was even more difficult to carry heavy things, I had to guard against perverts when I was walking, I had to squat down to go to the bathroom, and I had to suffer another layer of restraint on my chest when I went out...

Lu Yun thought about this deeply, and looked at the "underwear" that Ling Yuan prepared for him, his eyes changed complicatedly, and then he obediently put it on.

The little white rabbit he is most satisfied with must not let others spy on him.

At this end, Ling Yuan stood outside the door, and had no chance to see Lu Yunshen's tangled expression. If she knew, she would definitely laugh at Lu Yunshen. Lu Yunshen, Lu Yunshen, I didn't expect you to be embarrassed.

The bathroom door finally opened, and the hot mist rushed towards her face in an instant. Ling Yuan was expecting to see a little fairy in a water blue dress, but to her great disappointment, Lu Yunshen not only did not wear the dress she specially selected, He also put on his men's shorts.

The originally clean and refreshing little girl, like a person in a cover, has an indescribable style.

Ling Yuan couldn't help but rolled her eyes, and complained: "Mr. Lu, you are a delicate pig girl now, not a rag for walking, okay? Please jump out of the fixed thinking of a rough guy and give my body a good look." Dress up, okay?"

The embarrassment in Lu Yunshen's eyes flashed away, and soon, the expression of indifference and evilness returned: "You know what a fart, this is the most popular trend of depression this season, I have long been self-aware of being a girl, and I pay attention to it every day Fashion magazines, it’s not like after someone becomes a man, he picks out a water-blue dress, which is a typical straight man’s aesthetic.”

"..." Ling Yuan was speechless, did she make a mistake?As a girl, she was actually complained by a lot of men that she was a straight man.

Ling Yuan's temples twitched a few times, and at this moment, Lu Yunshen gradually felt an indescribable place, an indescribable feeling...

　This chapter is a bit heavy-handed, hahahaha, but please don't forget that Ling Yuan is a person who likes low-level vile things.Therefore, it's not surprising that Lu Yunshen was cheated so much.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)