Chapter 503

"You have to learn to enjoy it. Just imagine this place as Hawaii. You are lying on the soft sand, wearing sunglasses, drinking sweet coconut milk, and blowing the warm sea breeze. What kind of fairy is this? life."

Lin Fengmian was intoxicated when he spoke, Chu Chu couldn't stand it anymore, his expression was very awkward now, his eyebrows were almost knit together, and the two CCs above the eyebrows were also implicated.

"Brother Lin, wake up, it's daytime and don't talk in your sleep."

Lin Fengmian obeyed Chu Chu's wishes, he took off the sunglasses on his face, his eyes were full of helplessness and looked at Chu Chu, he spoke to Chu Chu in a reproachful and helpless tone.

"You say you kid, let me tell you what you are? You are a straight man of steel, you will not find a girlfriend like this, I can guarantee it."

Lin Fengmian spoke very directly, Chu Chu didn't feel embarrassed, on the contrary, he was very curious about why Lin Fengmian said that, he blinked his eyes and asked Lin Fengmian in doubt.

"Why did Brother Lin say that? Why did I still become a straight man who dies of steel?"

Seeing Chu Chu's innocent and ignorant appearance, Lin Fengmian was even more speechless. He sat in front of Chu Chu, and as soon as his buttocks sat on the ground, Lin Fengmian asked a question.

"If you are in a relationship and your girlfriend has a stomachache, what will you do?"

Chu Chu was slightly taken aback, he obviously didn't expect Lin Fengmian to ask such a non-technical question, he gave Lin Fengmian the answer without thinking, after Lin Fengmian heard his answer, he almost slapped him to death with the sole of his shoe.

"I won't do anything, it's not that I'm in pain."

"..." Lin Fengmian wanted to take back what he said just now, this guy Chuchu is simply not worthy of having a girlfriend, such a person deserves to be single for the rest of his life.

"I'm asking you, if your girlfriend had a stomachache, what would you do?" Lin Fengmian was already on the verge of breaking out, he forced himself to smile, and still asked Chuchu in a friendly voice.

Chu Chu thought about it this time, it seems that he didn't understand Lin Fengmian's words just now.

Seeing Chu Chu's pensive appearance, Lin Fengmian showed a satisfied smile, and he said, Chu Chu shouldn't have no EQ at all, and now she knows how to think, which proves that this child can be taught.

Lin Fengmian's joy did not last for a few minutes, and Chu Chu completely shattered his fantasy: "Let her drink more hot water."

"...Goodbye, you don't deserve to have a girlfriend. You say you drink too much hot water and you're not a straight man who dies of steel?" Lin Fengmian was speechless, but looking at Chu Chu's face, he was even more angry.

"Drink more hot water if you have a stomachache? You are also a talent."

Looking at Lin Fengmian's appearance, Chu Chu really didn't know what was wrong, he touched the back of his head, the hair on the back of his head was still very sticky.

"Stomach pain means you should drink more boiled water? Shouldn't you drink cold water, if you feel uncomfortable, drink boiled water, if you have a stomachache, drink boiled water, if you are stressed, drink boiled water, it's good to drink boiled water, national drink, healthy life water..."

Chu Chuyue didn't dare to say anything, because Lin Fengmian looked at him now and wanted to eat him. Chu Chu asked Lin Fengmian what was wrong, but Lin Fengmian didn't say anything.

"You should really ask Ning Huanian about things like falling in love. Thanks to you being a man, you lost your pretty face for nothing."

(End of this chapter)

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