Chapter 2 Talking Fat Meow
Fuck, cats can speak human language?Hearing hallucinations, she must be hallucinating!
The pupils dilated in vain, and Cheng Xiao subconsciously backed away.
Then, seeing the fat cat in front of him, he raised his chin proudly and said, [Stupid human being, if you want to become a charcoal-grilled human flesh, just retreat.You are so thin, you will definitely smell good if you sprinkle some cumin on it. 】
Oh, I'll go, who said just now that he doesn't eat human flesh!
In a blink of an eye, his face was slapped.
After being reminded by it, Cheng Xiao stopped backing and looked back quickly.
At the bottom of the cliff, the fiery red magma was rolling, burning, and devouring everything. She was so frightened that she quickly moved forward and returned to her original position.
The chubby white cat, wagging its fluffy tail, circled around her a few times.The golden cat pupils shrunk into slits were full of disdain.
[Stupid human, my brother, and you humans are very good friends. 】
Cheng Xiao, whose little heart was pounding, raised his hand and patted his chest, and asked curiously, "Who is your brother?"
[His name is Daqing, and he is a cat that has lived for more than 1 years. 】
"Wow!" Cheng Xiao became excited when he heard a familiar name, "I know it, I know it, it's that dead cat!"
Cheng Xiao was excited when the fat cat suddenly swiped its paw at her face, 【I am not here to discuss this with you today, you are too stupid, it is easy to lower my IQ, goodbye, meow! 】
The moment a sharp meow pierced the tympanic membrane, Cheng Xiao felt his vision go dark, and his body suddenly fell down rapidly.She opened her mouth and wanted to shout, but no sound came out.
The wind whizzing past on both sides made his cheeks hurt.The eyes were closed tightly, as if they were suppressed by a powerful force, and they could not be opened at all.
Not knowing where she was or where she was going, she silently sighed in her heart.
In the next second, the roaring sound swept over unexpectedly, shaking the eardrum with pain.The feet that were suspended in the air fell to the ground suddenly, and a voice came from nowhere, flying from all directions in the west.
"Want to take revenge?"
"Want to get rich overnight?"
"Do you want to be the CEO, marry Bai Fumei, and reach the pinnacle of life?"
"Welcome to join the 12138 system. I am the cutest little fairy in the system. Oh, and I am also a little fairy boy from the beginning."
Cheng Xiao: "..."
Shemale?Or, androgynous?
Damn...what the hell?
After a series of weird events just now, Cheng Xiao is obviously much calmer now.
When she opened her eyes, she found that she was in the mist at the moment, surrounded by a vast expanse of whiteness, she couldn't see anything, but she didn't panic, but sat down on the ground very calmly.
He said slowly: "I don't want to be a CEO, nor marry Bai Fumei. I just want to take revenge. Please smash that pervert who killed me just now with a frying pan a thousand times."
As she spoke, Cheng Xiao gritted her teeth angrily. Feeling completely bewildered, she glared angrily and growled frantically: "No, I'm going to smash him to death ten thousand times, one million times, ten million times!"
"Report, the system cannot recognize this type of language, please change the language."
Cheng Xiao: "..."
Are you trying to trick her on purpose?What I just said was clearly Chinese!
Angrily, she narrowed her eyes and shouted loudly, "I want to go home!"
Ni Meng howling, the nest is Daqing's cousin Fat Meow, meow~
(End of this chapter)
Fuck, cats can speak human language?Hearing hallucinations, she must be hallucinating!
The pupils dilated in vain, and Cheng Xiao subconsciously backed away.
Then, seeing the fat cat in front of him, he raised his chin proudly and said, [Stupid human being, if you want to become a charcoal-grilled human flesh, just retreat.You are so thin, you will definitely smell good if you sprinkle some cumin on it. 】
Oh, I'll go, who said just now that he doesn't eat human flesh!
In a blink of an eye, his face was slapped.
After being reminded by it, Cheng Xiao stopped backing and looked back quickly.
At the bottom of the cliff, the fiery red magma was rolling, burning, and devouring everything. She was so frightened that she quickly moved forward and returned to her original position.
The chubby white cat, wagging its fluffy tail, circled around her a few times.The golden cat pupils shrunk into slits were full of disdain.
[Stupid human, my brother, and you humans are very good friends. 】
Cheng Xiao, whose little heart was pounding, raised his hand and patted his chest, and asked curiously, "Who is your brother?"
[His name is Daqing, and he is a cat that has lived for more than 1 years. 】
"Wow!" Cheng Xiao became excited when he heard a familiar name, "I know it, I know it, it's that dead cat!"
Cheng Xiao was excited when the fat cat suddenly swiped its paw at her face, 【I am not here to discuss this with you today, you are too stupid, it is easy to lower my IQ, goodbye, meow! 】
The moment a sharp meow pierced the tympanic membrane, Cheng Xiao felt his vision go dark, and his body suddenly fell down rapidly.She opened her mouth and wanted to shout, but no sound came out.
The wind whizzing past on both sides made his cheeks hurt.The eyes were closed tightly, as if they were suppressed by a powerful force, and they could not be opened at all.
Not knowing where she was or where she was going, she silently sighed in her heart.
In the next second, the roaring sound swept over unexpectedly, shaking the eardrum with pain.The feet that were suspended in the air fell to the ground suddenly, and a voice came from nowhere, flying from all directions in the west.
"Want to take revenge?"
"Want to get rich overnight?"
"Do you want to be the CEO, marry Bai Fumei, and reach the pinnacle of life?"
"Welcome to join the 12138 system. I am the cutest little fairy in the system. Oh, and I am also a little fairy boy from the beginning."
Cheng Xiao: "..."
Shemale?Or, androgynous?
Damn...what the hell?
After a series of weird events just now, Cheng Xiao is obviously much calmer now.
When she opened her eyes, she found that she was in the mist at the moment, surrounded by a vast expanse of whiteness, she couldn't see anything, but she didn't panic, but sat down on the ground very calmly.
He said slowly: "I don't want to be a CEO, nor marry Bai Fumei. I just want to take revenge. Please smash that pervert who killed me just now with a frying pan a thousand times."
As she spoke, Cheng Xiao gritted her teeth angrily. Feeling completely bewildered, she glared angrily and growled frantically: "No, I'm going to smash him to death ten thousand times, one million times, ten million times!"
"Report, the system cannot recognize this type of language, please change the language."
Cheng Xiao: "..."
Are you trying to trick her on purpose?What I just said was clearly Chinese!
Angrily, she narrowed her eyes and shouted loudly, "I want to go home!"
Ni Meng howling, the nest is Daqing's cousin Fat Meow, meow~
(End of this chapter)
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