Quick Time Travel: Black Lotus Face Slapping Guide

Chapter 408 A thousand ways to eat piranhas 43
Xi Jing dragged him up, and lost the "pity for the fragrance and pity for the jade" just now.

She asked: "Air-conditioned fish, do you save anyone who falls into the water?"

He nodded.

That's a matter of course. If you act bravely for a just cause, how could you refuse to save him?
Eh?But what does the air-conditioning fish mean, and why do you call him that?

Xi Jing gritted her teeth, and asked again: "If someone is starving to death, will you feed him too?"

He nodded.

Of course, wouldn't you die if you didn't eat?Generally speaking, some kelp and the like will be caught from the sea, which can be eaten raw and quickly replenish nutrition.

Xi Jing took another deep breath and said with a smile, "As expected of you, you are quite caring."

As expected, she was mentally retarded and her IQ was lowered, and she wondered why he was so kind to her as soon as they met, so good that she almost thought he had a memory and used actions to atone for his sins.

It turned out to be an air-conditioned fish!It's so nice to everyone!
Xi Jing grabbed his skirt and scolded: "I don't want to be a good mermaid, I have to learn how to be a central air conditioner! I want to love you, think I am the savior, and still want to save the world? Don't think about yourself , a fish whose tail has been roasted and who still takes the initiative to pick out the thorns to send meat, can only end up becoming food!"

Σ(⊙▽⊙ "Why is she so angry all of a sudden...

Why is it said that he is a central air conditioner, but he does not know how to refrigerate...

Oh, did you dislike him for being too cold?This is also impossible.But why does she dislike him for being cold?Does she want to hug him?
The siren was still thinking about the reason, and two maids knocked on the door and brought dinner over.Because the hall is preparing for the mermaid dance a few days later, it is temporarily unable to eat, so the servants are sent to the guest's room to have their own meals.

The two maids came in, saluted the siren, put the dinner on the table, and left.

"Stop." Xi Jing called to stop the two of them, and said, "Look at him."

The two maids looked at the siren suspiciously, with confused expressions, and said, "Do you have any instructions, Your Highness?"

Xi Jing frowned, and asked, "Didn't you find this beauty to be suffocating, dizzying, and make your heart flutter and fascinated?"

"..." The two maids looked at each other, with awkward smiles on their lips, and said, "Prince Senna is really handsome."

But it's not so exaggerated. This maid is probably a handsome guy in the eye of a beholder, so she looks good no matter how you look at it.

"Just handsome? Don't you feel that your soul is attracted to him?" Xi Jing couldn't believe it. Could it be that the sea has a bonus of charm, and it doesn't have that kind of charm when it comes to land?It shouldn't be, then why does she still feel that this appearance is too beautiful?
Even a villain as determined as her is sometimes unable to look away.

The two maids seemed to be listening to the embarrassing bragging, and continued to smile awkwardly, saying, "Uh...it's quite attractive to the soul. If there is nothing else, we will leave first."

After the door closed, Xi Jing fell into deep thought.

It can't be that beauty is in the eye of her beholder, right?Or is there something wrong with the aesthetics of the people on land?

Xi Jing held up his face and stared at it carefully. It was indeed so beautiful that it made her a little dazed and impulsive.

Seeing her frowning tightly, the siren gestured to explain.

Pointing to himself, he made a gesture of looking with both eyes, then made a heart comparison with both hands, then pointed to Xijing, and then pointed to his own face.

What they see is different from what you see, only you can see my own face.

(End of this chapter)