Quick Time Travel: Black Lotus Face Slapping Guide

Chapter 387 A thousand ways to eat piranhas 22
After Xi Jing woke up, her head still felt a little buzzing. She frowned and felt that she was immersed in the water and moved. It turned out that she was being led by the retarded fish to swim in the sea.

She was on his back, and he held her hands firmly because he was worried that she would fall.

At the same time, in order to prevent her from choking on the water while breathing, he swam very high, with his upper body almost above the water, but he had to rely on his tail to swing forward in the water, which consumed a lot of energy.

Xi Jing's ten fingers moved, his posture with his back to her made her just want to stretch out her hands and pinch his neck.

His courage is fat!How dare you slap her with a fish tail! !And with so much strength! !It actually slapped her away! !

It seemed that my defense against him was still too low, and I should have been alert to whether he was attacking the moment he put his hands on the ground, instead of being shocked and thinking that he was going to do a Mermaid Thomas spin.

_The villain's mind is getting weaker and weaker.

(╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻Death to the mentally handicapped male lead! Lowering my IQ makes me a fool!!

After Xi Jing groaned in her heart for a while, she realized that there seemed to be something wrong.

Why so quiet?There is no sound of wind at sea?Sound of the waves?If she didn't still have a sense of touch, she would almost think that she was still dreaming after being fainted by the fan.

"Hey, Haiyang now..." Xi Jing wanted to ask the siren what happened, and then found that her voice was very soft, so soft that there was no chance of it.

It's not because the voice is so soft, it's more like there is a problem with the ear receiving the sound.

"Stop!" Xi Jing shouted loudly.

She was sure that she roared with a super loud decibel, and the siren almost jumped into the water with a fright.He stopped, letting go of one of her hands to allow her to express her anger, while still holding the other in case she fell into the sea.

Judging from his frightened reaction, the volume of her voice must be fine. The voice just now was absolutely extremely loud, but she still could only hear the faint voice.

It's her ears.

It was because he slapped him deaf just now!
Xi Jing gritted her teeth and said, "You'd better throw me to feed the sharks now, or I'll turn you into a fish pig when I land on the shore."

The siren was aggrieved and wanted to explain his intentions, but he couldn't speak.

After thinking about it, he sank a little to the surface of the sea and turned over quickly, turning into a backstroke position, so that she could see the sincere apology in his eyes!
"..." Xi Jing was angry because of this extremely intimate gesture.

Where did you f*cking fish learn how to pick up girls?Let the girl lie on her chest and swim backstroke, it's really fun!ah?

If you go overboard because of this, it is possible that you would rather die than accept it.

Xi Jing has always been indifferent to the holy light system that He He said, but after seeing the ghostly appearance of the Holy Mother of the Lord God, she still resists it in her heart.

If you fail three times, you will be sent to the Holy Light system to experience the truth, goodness and beauty.

In fact, she only has two chances of failure, and the third failure will be teleported directly.

She has already failed once, and there is only one last chance to fail. If she dies this time, the mission will fail... There is no room for her, and she must cooperate with the system to complete the mission.

Therefore, instead of jumping into the sea by himself, it is better to let the mentally retarded person turn around by himself.

(End of this chapter)