Fast travel: blacken the boss, stop and don't run

Chapter 644 Big Black (2)

My master is still with the stinky woman.

And I was kicked.

Was kicked mercilessly.

I think that for thousands of years, I have worked hard for the reunion of the two of them with tears and blood, but they kicked me. If I couldn't beat them, they would definitely press the two of them to the ground and rub against each other.

Even if it is my master, I can still beat him.

I turned around, and the bird kept clawing back to the boss, looking for my little dumpling, but...

I didn't find Xiaotuanzi, but what was waiting for me was a soft and cute little girl.

"Brother, you are here."

The little girl flew into my arms, "I'm finally waiting for you, I miss you so much, do you miss me?"

I:"……"

She actually remembered me.

What the hell is going on here?
Later I asked her, she smiled at me, secret.

Aside from talking about this, what gives me a headache is that she wants to—

Fall in love.

My first reaction was avoidance.

I don't blame me for avoiding it, it's really in my impression, my Xiaotuanzi is still the kid who followed me, crying and asking me for food and drink, why did he suddenly want to... fall in love?
At that time, I chose to avoid it, but now I just want to pass through and fly myself away, Xiaotuanzi hinted so clearly, why are you still standing there, stupid bird? !
In fact, I secretly... put it back on.

It didn't work out.

Xiaotuanzi seems to be... immune to me.

Back then, after I avoided it, I thought about it all night, and when I went to find Xiaotuanzi the next day, she disappeared, and she left me a note, which said crookedly, "There is no crooked neck tree. , I still have the whole forest.”

forest?

I laughed, a forest, right?I'll take an ax now, and your forest will be chopped down.

You can only hang on my crooked neck tree for the rest of your life!
"elder brother."

Xiaotuanzi smiled sweetly, "This is the boyfriend I am looking for. He is handsome and treats me well. I like it very much. Brother, do you like me?"

When I found her, what was waiting for me was this piercing arrow.

With one wing, oh no, with one hand I flew up to the man who was looking for a beating, dragged Xiaotuanzi's hand to tear time and space apart, and went to a new world.

"Brother, what are you doing?"

Looking at Xiaotuanzi's accusing eyes, I stretched out my hands and kneaded her round, round face like a puffer fish, and announced domineeringly, "Xiaotuanzi, you are mine, and the person you fall in love with can only be me, and I will stay with you from now on." The man next to me can only be me."

Xiaotuanzi blinked, "Brother, are you confessing?"

confession?

Confess!

How can it be? !I am the heaven and earth, and I am the only Lord Bird, I——

"Yes."

I said softly, "Xiaotuanzi, I'm confessing to you that I like you, do you agree?"

Xiaotuanzi smiled sweetly, "Brother, I promise you, but we need to play a game."

game?

I had an ominous premonition, and I only heard Xiaotuanzi say, "You followed Sister Xun to the Three Thousand Worlds, watching her attack Brother Fengzhi, I found it very interesting, why don't I go to different worlds and play different roles?" role, you attack me, let me fall in love with you, brother, is that okay?"

I:"……"

A mouthful of old blood spurted out, and I looked at my little dumpling with a sweet smile.

Learning is bad.

Why did you learn badly.

Xiaotuanzi sighed, "Brother, I actually haven't met many men. Although you are very nice to me, as the saying goes, you have to shop around. If there is a brother who is better than you, then I am not loss?"

I:"…………"

Originally, I thought that the tens of thousands of years my master slept would be my saddest days, but my sad life has just begun.

first world.

Xiaotuanzi is a cute girl who is obsessed with Two-dimensional and loves cosplay. She has no feelings for all creatures in the three dimensions. In order to catch up with Xiaotuanzi, I endured the humiliation...

smoke voice,
Lolita,
Cosplay all kinds of anime characters,
It took a lot of effort to embrace the beauty.

second world.

Xiaotuanzi is a professional killer. In order to chase Xiaotuanzi, I was killed by Xiaotuanzi... Countless times, I really don't want to die, but every time I go to Xiaotuanzi, before I can say a word, my throat is blocked with a knife up.

We have a lot of suffering, but we don't talk about it.

Finally, after being killed 99 times by Xiaotuanzi and appearing in front of Xiaotuanzi once, she said, "I think you look familiar, have we met before?"

At that moment, I almost cried with joy, but I didn't cry because I——

was killed.

third world.

Xiaotuanzi is a subjugated princess who bears a bloody feud. She thinks about revenge 24 hours a day, but she is too professional and has no feelings.

I helped Xiaotuanzi restore the country, step by step, pushing Xiaotuanzi to the throne, and I became Xiaotuanzi's...husband.

shame.

Shame on the bird.

But, for the sake of Xiaotuanzi, this bird face is not worth mentioning.

fourth world.

Xiaotuanzi is a smoking and drinking delinquent... young man, I hesitated and hesitated, whether to dress up as a man or as a woman, as the only one in heaven and earth, Mr. Bird, I gritted my teeth and dressed as a man.

Little things.

no big deal.

For Xiaotuanzi, persevere and come on.

Fun.

This is fun.

I have fun with Xiaotuanzi.

fifth world.

We ran into Qian Xun and the master.

Xiaotuanzi is a silly, cheerful little girl who is a mess in her studies and spends her days pestering her best friend... Qian Xun.

Whoosh!
Whoosh!
Whoosh!
The sound of the ice pick piercing was especially in my ears, because Qianxun was bullied by Xiaotuanzi, I was often looked down upon by the master, but I don't care anymore!
I have my little dumpling!
A small group hurts me!

Once, I regarded my master as my everything, but the master kicked me mercilessly for the sake of a woman. I remember this grudge!
right now,

now,

Her woman is dominated by my woman, and I am refreshed and happy.

Great revenge!

Cool!
Can--

"Xun Xun, why aren't you a man?"

One day, my Xiaotuanzi lay on Qianxun's body and said softly, "If you were a man, I would marry you."

Qian Xun replied: "I'm not a man, we can be together."

!!!

My master and I looked at each other, and shot at the same time, taking them away.

joke!

Let the two of them continue to play, and the master and I will have green grasslands on our heads.

After the end of the fifth world,

Xiaotuanzi hugged me, buried his little head in my ear, and said sweetly, "Brother, I have officially informed you that you have cleared the game. From now on, you are mine, and I will pamper you and love you—" —”

"Tuanzi, you're wrong."

I corrected, "I love you and pamper you, all you have to do is to enjoy pampering."

(End of this chapter)