Fast travel: blacken the boss, stop and don't run

Chapter 602 Zhuang Sheng Xiao Meng (6)

"Dahei, talk."

"Gah!"

"Dahei, speak human language."

"...Gah."

Going into the kitchen and taking the kitchen knife, he turned and walked back to the birdcage, Qian Xun smiled, "Dahei, someone asked me to torture you to extract a confession, saying that if you still only know how to quack, I will wring off your bird's head."

"..."! ! !
Staring at Dahei, huddled in a ball, flustered and wishing he could pretend to be dead, Qian Xun said coldly, "Don't say anything, then I'll chop off your bird's head, anyway, counting the time, you're alive too Ten years."

The birdcage was opened, and the struggling Dahei was quickly pulled out. Qian Xun sharpened his knife and said, "Dahei, good boy, for the sake of your being with me for more than ten years, I will be there soon. Let's go!" The time passed, there was absolutely no pain, come on, close your eyes, don't move around—"

"Smelly woman, let me go!"

What the hell!

Throwing away the Dahei who spoke human words, Qianxun stared straight at the...child Dahei, who was wearing a black suit, staring at him viciously, "Smelly woman, chop my bird!" Head, do you want to die?!"

The bird has spoken.

Qianxun——

Somewhat confused.

I was just giving it a try, and Dahei, who was so fat that he only knew how to eat and drink, actually spoke human words?
This world is too magical, I need to be quiet.

Seeing Qianxun stunned, Dahei was suspicious, "...wait a minute, you haven't recovered your memory, are you...bombing me?!"

Turning around and walking towards the sofa, Qian Xun tried his best to calm down, "Dahei, I dreamed of some people, people from different time and space, they all called me Xun Xun, do you know why?"

"...Because," the eye knife slashed at Qian Xun, Dahei took the snacks on the table and ate them vigorously, "You have a boyfriend."

Qian Xun said coldly, "What? I'm not allowed to have a boyfriend?"

"No!"

Dahei was super fierce, "Not allowed, woman, you... Anyway, not allowed!"

Qian Xun hehe, "Who cares about me? Who are you? For more than ten years, you have eaten, drank, and slept with me. Who raised you up for nothing?"

Big black:"……"

Qian Xun said coldly, "You're so slick, Fat Bird, I seriously suspect that your 'quack quack' is scolding me."

Big black:"…………"

Qian Xun Yince, "Come on, translate your 'quack quack' into human words, let me listen."

Swish!
The tip of the feather pierced Qian Xun's eyebrows, Dahei sneered, "You are not afraid, I will kill you?"

Qian Xun smiled, "Kill."

Big black:"………………"

Stunning the black feathers, Qian Xun said quietly, "Are you a monster?"

"……no!"

Dahei was upset, super upset, "I'm not a monster, a stinky woman, let me tell you, I'm the only divine beast in heaven and earth, you can call me uncle."

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Qian Xun was gloomy, "My uncle died a long time ago."

Dahei: "...Who told you to torture me to extract a confession?"

one second,
two seconds,

Three seconds—

"A woman."

Qian Xun said calmly, "A woman who looks exactly like me, she told me to wake up quickly and carry a hammer to save Lord Boss."

The movement of chewing potato chips stopped, and Dahei said in a muffled voice, "Woman, stay in this world obediently, isn't it good?"

Qian Xun nodded, "Okay, this world is not bad, I like it very much, I happen to have a new boyfriend, I will bring him back to meet you someday, you will like him——

"You are not allowed to betray my master!"

Potato chips scattered all over the floor, and Dahei jumped three feet high, "Bad woman, if you dare to hook up with other men, I will break your legs for the master!"

Owner.

Well.

It seems that I have a long friendship with him, or I used to love him very much.

Qian Xun smiled, "Where is your master now?"

Dahei turned his face away, "...I won't tell you!"

It's useless to tell you!

Taking out his phone, editing text messages, Qian Xun pursed his lips, "I miss Qin Feng a bit, text him, have dinner together, after dinner, go to a movie, if the atmosphere is good, give him a kiss—"

"woman!"

The feathers flew out, and Qianxun's mobile phone flew, and Dahei exploded into a ball of hair, "Don't go to other men, or I will, just—"

"So what?"

Qian Xun raised his eyebrows, "It seems that your master shouldn't be able to come here, otherwise he wouldn't let you be a bird by my side. Let me guess, he's entangled in things, even if... I Kiss and go to bed with Qin Feng, and he won't show up either."

Qian Xun chuckled, "At most, it's just a lightning strike, a flash of lightning, and anger, what I said—isn't it?"

three seconds,

five seconds,

ten seconds—

"What the hell are you doing?!"

Qian Xun smiled, "Who are those people in my dream? What did I forget, you just need to tell me this."

Dahei said coldly, "What's the use of telling you?! You can't help my master!"

Yo heh.

Look down on people.

Qian Xun blinked, "Why can't I help? If you don't try, how will you know? Well, if you don't tell me, I'll cheat on you and give your master a cuckold. If you tell me, I'll keep myself safe and never cause trouble."

Staring at Qian Xun coldly, after a while, Qian Xun was dubious, "Really?"

Qian Xun said with a sincere face, "Really, it's more real than real gold."

Seeing that Dahei didn't talk to me, Qian Xun waved his hand, "You said, I can't help your master, so it seems that your master must be in trouble, and I shouldn't be able to deal with it. I have self-knowledge, and I'm not the kind of person who knows I'm going up and get killed. The idiot who is still yelling and rushing forward, so, for the sake of your master not to have a green grassland on his head, go ahead."

Dahei lowered his head, "...no way."

Qian Xun frowned, "Why?"

"...Because," Dahei said in a muffled voice, "the master cast this curse on you, and I can't undo it."

???

!!!

curse?
I step on a horse, am I living in a magical world? !

Shaking his dazed head, Qian Xun let out a soft voice, persuading, "Dahei, Mr. Bird, you must have a way, right? You must, and want me to restore my memory and help your master, otherwise... "

Qian Xun chuckled, "You won't make it up, um, the barrier, to block your master's surveillance—"

"how do you know?!"

Da Hei suddenly raised his head and stared at Qian Xun, "... who are you?"

Qian Xun frowned, innocent and harmless, "I am Qian Xun."
-
night,
Qian Xun finally woke up. This sleep was very heavy, as if she would never wake up.

"Xun Xun, I'm sorry."

Depend on!
Depend on!
Depend on!
Qian Xun laughed, the smile was distorted, the smile was ferocious, the smile was so that gods blocked and killed gods, Buddhas blocked and killed Buddhas, Xiao Zhizhi, did they plot black hands against me, right?Erase my memory and let me live again, right?
Row!
You can do it!

You step on the horse and wait for me!

"woman?"

Turning her head, looking at Dahei who was holding a pig's trotter on the opposite sofa, Qian Xun asked, "Dead bird, do you miss me?"

Dahei snorted coldly, "No!"

Qian Xun said brightly, "Just say it if you want me, I won't laugh at you, I miss you so much, I miss you so much, I want to get violent, twist off your bird's head, and let your blood splatter on the spot."

"..." Master save me!
(End of this chapter)