Appreciation of the pretty lady

Chapter 10 Tian Tian's Prank
"You, you, did you hear that there seems to be, here, there seems to be someone talking...?" Tang Jinghang blushed, his teeth were chattering, and he stammered at Tian Tian, ​​his legs were a little twitching soft.

"He can hear my aunt's voice?" Tian Tian was also stunned for a moment, and looked at Tang Jinghang in confusion.Seeing that he looked like he had seen a ghost, and his face was as white as paper, he felt a little funny in his heart, and an evil thought flashed in his mind.

"I, I... I seem to hear, I heard a little voice, like, like the voice of an old woman. No, it can't be so evil. My aunt said that today is July [-]th, and it is midnight now, Could it be...Could it be..." Tian Tian also widened her eyes in horror, looking at Tang Jinghang in disbelief, her face also turned pale at that moment.

Tang Jinghang also checked his watch, the time was just right, it was almost twelve o'clock.Looking at the surroundings again, the lights looked a little strange and dimmed.But in order not to lose face in front of this woman, Tang Jinghang raised his head on purpose, and boldly said: "Cut, when did you become so superstitious? Now it's a scientific society. Haha, look at you, I lied to you just now Yes, you really think it's true, you..." Before he finished speaking, the street lamps on both sides suddenly flickered on and off, made a creaking sound, and all of a sudden went dark.The whole road became gloomy, and what was even more frightening was that there was a gust of cold wind whimpering past.

Immediately afterwards, a cold and beautiful female voice spread out in the night sky in panic: "Come back, come back! Ah... come back..."

Tang Jinghang felt that his legs were no longer in control, so he yelled, and got into Tian Tian's arms, hugging her tightly, and said timidly, "What should I do, what should I do? Really? Ghost, there is a ghost!"

There was a moment of embarrassment on Tian Tian's face. Originally, she just wanted to scare the bastard a lesson, but she didn't expect him to be so timid and take the opportunity to eat her own tofu again. It's disgusting!Forget it, in order to kill you, bear with you first!
"You, calm down, you, don't do this, let me go first. Let me go. My aunt used to be an old witch in the country. She, she has a lot of research on this stuff. You, don't panic She told me that just urinating on those dirty things can ward off evil spirits. You try this sewer!" Tian Tian looked at Tang Jinghang pretending to be comforting, patted him on the shoulder and said.

"What? You want me to pee here?" Tang Jinghang looked at Tian Tian in a daze, his eyes widened, and his face elongated. "Yes! You, why are you looking at me like this, you, hurry up, or the dirty thing will come out again!" Tian Tian hurriedly urged.

"Why do you want me to pee? You also bumped into that dirty thing. You come to pee. What does it look like to pee in the street? I won't pee if I'm killed!" Tang Jinghang protested dissatisfiedly with a gloomy face. Is this woman playing a prank? It's outrageous!Isn't he a stud dog, who can scatter as much as he wants?Really, what kind of person did she see herself as.

"Hey, I'm a woman, I'm inconvenient. What's more, I don't feel like peeing at all now, you guys just take it easy!" Tian Tian glanced at Tang Jinghang angrily, and said loudly, inserting her right hand into her trouser pocket inside.Tang Jinghang wanted to say something else, but the beautiful and cold female voice slowly rippled in the night sky again at the right time: "Come back, come back! Ah... come back..."

Tang Jinghang's face turned completely pale, he groaned, gritted his teeth, and gave Tian Tian a hard look, "Go to the side of the car, don't peek!" "I don't have that hobby of peeping, hurry up!" A little bit!" Tian Tian held back her eager smile, and retreated to Tang Jinghang's BMW in a panic.Tang Jinghang hurriedly turned around, looked around, and made sure that there was no one else, so he unzipped his trousers and began to shush.The strong sense of fear increased his urge to urinate, but this urination took more than a minute. Tang Jinghang told himself to relax while comforting himself not to be afraid.

"Hey, who is peeing there? He has no sense of public morality!" Behind him, there was a rough shout, and Tang Jinghang was rambunctious. The individuals are a fat man in his forties and a tall, thin man in his 20s. Both of them are wearing police uniforms. They seem to be the urban management of the neighborhood, and they are holding an iron rod in their hands.

"Look at your gentle appearance, why are you so shameless, peeing in the street, is it plausible? Now we are in the civilized city selection process, but you are smearing us, you really have no quality at all!" The fat man said angrily. , took out a notebook, and gave Tang Jinghang a cold look.

"I, I... I...Mr. Urban Management, I have a reason!" Tang Jinghang couldn't argue, looking at the two urban management officers dumbfounded.

"What's the world, there are so many exhibitionists!" The tall, thin man looked at Tang Jinghang contemptuously, snorted, and hooked his orchid finger.Tang Jinghang's face darkened suddenly, and he was so angry that he couldn't speak for a long time.

"I really have a reason, urban management. I just ran into a ghost, so I peed to ward off evil spirits. Today is July [-]th, don't you know?" Tang Jinghang frowned, gritted his teeth, and threw out Such a helpless remark.

"People who urinate in the street generally have their own explanations. Some say they can't hold it back, and some say they are used to peeing everywhere. You are not the usual horror. You are the first one to pee to ward off evil spirits and bump into ghosts. You find Your excuses are really sensational!" The tall, thin man said in a strange way, squinting at Tang Jinghang.

"If you don't believe me, you can ask that lady. She said that urinating can ward off evil spirits. She also heard ghost voices just now!" Tang Jinghang spoke convincingly, and looked at the two long-winded urban management with a frustrated face.

"Miss, where is she? Where is she? There are only three of us here. You are really pretending to be a ghost, aren't you? If you don't cooperate with the urban management work, cheat the urban management, you will be fined two more." The fat man looked in the direction of Tang Jinghang's right finger In the past, beside the BMW car, there was no one of Tian Tian. The tall and thin man took a flashlight to take a look in the car and checked it himself. There was no one else at all.

"Shit!" Tang Jinghang almost ran away in anger. At the critical moment, this stinky woman actually ran away.

"Here is your fine, remember to come here to find us tomorrow afternoon. In order to warn citizens to clean the city and develop good hygiene habits. We will launch a series of hygiene promotion activities next week. We will have tasks to assign at any time I'll do it for you. If you don't come, we'll put the surveillance video of you peeing everywhere on the big screen tonight, so that everyone in the city will know what kind of person you are!" The fat man said in a hurry, a little There was no room for Tang Jinghang to refute. Tang Jinghang opened his mouth, accepted the fine, and was so angry that he didn't speak for a long time. The previous fear was replaced by a burst of anger.

"Why is this street light broken again? It's like this every Sunday. It looks like I'll have to find an electrician to repair it tomorrow!" The fat city manager looked up at the street light beside him, frowned, and said something that made Tang Jinghang The words of the crash come.

Tang Jinghang returned to the BMW car depressed, today is really a shit luck.Just about to drive, something on the frame attracted him, it was an MP4.Strange, who threw it here.Tang Jinghang brought the MP4 over and pressed the button sullenly. A sentence in the recording made him almost vomit blood with anger.The beautiful and cold female voice shouted, "Come back, come back... ah..."

In the car, Tang Jinghang's collapsed and crazy shout also sounded: "Smelly woman, I'm going to kill you, ah..."

(End of this chapter)