The protagonist of fast time travel Halo Crusher

Chapter 43
"Yes, Your Majesty." Lu Fuxin lowered his head, "It's a slave who has overstepped. Please forgive me, Your Majesty."

"Forget it, the matter of the vassal king is not over yet, so you can take the blame and make meritorious service." Lin Mu waved him to get up.

In fact, she took things for granted today and acted too immaturely.

After Lu Fuxin left, Lu Zhaoqing's voice came out slowly: "How is it? You almost played it off?"

"You'll make sarcastic remarks." Lin Mu was angry, and walked on the line of life and death for a while, why Lu Zhaoqing acted as if nothing happened.

"If you die here, you won't be able to go back at all." Lu Zhaoqing reminded Lin Mu regardless of whether the pot was opened or lifted.

Lin Mu said angrily, "I know!"

"Why are you angry, Your Majesty the Emperor." Lu Zhaoqing satirized Lin Mu unhurriedly: "Isn't this all caused by you yourself? You have to risk yourself for something that can be solved in a war. I I told you a long time ago that if you launch a vassal war, your luck will decrease, the halo of the protagonist will disappear, and everything will be over."

"Okay, there is no need for wars in this world, isn't it?" Although Lin Mu was terrified, he still insisted on his own ideas.

"Well, you're just stubborn. I won't talk to you about this. There's good news and bad news for you, which one do you want to hear first?" Lu Zhaoqing asked lazily.

Lin Mu thought for a while: "Good news, it can be regarded as soothing my little heart that was injured just now."

"The good news is that your luck has disappeared by 5.00% again." Lu Zhaoqing's voice was calm

Lin Mu was very excited, "Great!"

She was happy for a while, and then asked Lu Zhaoqing: "Why did 5.00% disappear?"

"Because you are poisoned, it's still such a powerful poison. Which protagonist have you seen so miserable? Generally, the protagonist will turn when the bullet sees him. Getting injured is also necessary for the plot. If you fall off the cliff, you will encounter a peerless master teacher." He is martial arts. You are good, almost turned your back, and the protagonist's aura is dislike you little by little, and is going to abandon you." Lu Zhaoqing explained with some disgust.

"It turns out that this can also reduce luck." Lin Mu found that he was really discovering the hidden gameplay bit by bit, "I'll drink the poison myself, a cup of poison and a cup of antidote, will I be able to go home immediately? ah?"

Lu Zhaoqing felt that the little girl she brought this time seemed to be a fool: "This kind of thing was triggered by you yourself, and you took the initiative to drink the poison. I guess with the protagonist's halo, you can become a body that is indestructible and invulnerable to all poisons. Didn't see it. Have you ever read a novel or TV series?"

"Oh." Lin Mu thought for a while, whether to induce others to poison himself, forget it, this kind of self-mutilation is not a good way, and if he gets off the hook, wouldn't he be completely useless, or induce It's more comfortable for others to scold me, why don't I get the original owner's teacher to scold me...

Seeing Lin Mu lost in thought, Lu Zhaoqing interrupted her: "There's another piece of bad news that you don't want to hear?"

"Ah." Lin Mu came back to his senses, "Say it."

Lu Zhaoqing said with a bit of a good show: "I will spread the knowledge for you. If you take the detoxification pill, your body will not be damaged in any way, but for detoxification, the poison must have an exit."

"What do you mean?" Lin Mu smelled something bad.

"There are only two exits for a person, the top and the bottom." Lu Zhaoqing's voice contained a smile, "Fortunately, this detoxification pill is not that powerful, and it will not work both together. It only detoxifies from the bottom. I'm afraid you have to Go to the toilet more often.”

"Huh?" Lin Mu never expected that this thing would have such a side effect.

After a while, she felt a faint sensation, and her stomach kept screaming.

That night, Lin Mu almost grew up in the toilet. He didn't sleep for a while. He felt sleepy just now and was about to go to the toilet.

In the morning, when Lu Fuxin came to ask her to go to court, Lin Mu felt that her sphincter was about to lose control, and she shouted in the toilet: "Grandpa Lu, it's time to sacrifice to heaven, and I need to fast and take a bath. I will go to court for ten days. Let all the ministers sincerely prepare to sacrifice to heaven."

"No." Lu Fuxin complied. He also knew that the emperor is not fit to go to court these two days. If he goes to court, there will be big jokes in the court.

Lin Mu lay on the bed and touched his belly. The stomach that had just eaten a little had completely disappeared in the past two days. I was really sorry for it.

Looking at her porridge, she shook her head to get rid of all kinds of delicacies in her mind. Only by thinking about the 5.00% reduction in luck could she get a little comfort.

It took three days for Lin Mu to feel comfortable, and he no longer needed to run to the toilet frequently.

The first thing to do is to tell Lu Fuxin: "Eunuch Lu, let the imperial dining room cook a few more dishes for me today, such as abalone, sea cucumber and hairy crab, don't be stingy."

"Your Majesty, Imperial Physician Zhang said that you should eat lightly during these days." Lu Fuxin blamed himself: "It's all because of my slaves. I was in a hurry and didn't listen to what Imperial Physician Zhang said. The antidote causes diarrhea."

"Okay, don't mention this matter anymore, you can take the blame and make meritorious service with peace of mind." Lin Mu also has responsibility for this matter. She took it for granted, so it can be regarded as a lesson for herself.

But this lesson is too great!

My royal meal!My hairy crabs!They must miss me very much!I haven't seen them in days!If I leave once, won't I be unable to eat again!God!
Lin Mu wailed in his heart.

Lu Fuxin watched the emperor clenched his fists, looking bitter and bitter, and called out cautiously: "Your Majesty, Your Majesty."

Lin Mu came back to his senses, and said pitifully: "Forget it, you go down, don't forget to add some scallops and ham to the white porridge at noon today."

"No." Lu Fuxin bowed his body and backed away.

In this way, after drinking porridge for another five full days, Lin Mu felt that what was flowing in his body was not blood, but porridge.

This was the end, but the royal meal could only be eaten with some light foods. Lin Mu's face turned green after eating green vegetables.

After another two days, finally came the day of offering sacrifices to heaven.

Lin Mu got up very early, and carefully asked the palace servants to tidy up and dress up for him, and the fun was about to begin.

King of Yunnan, King of Xiangyang, I will definitely take back the revenge of poisoning, diarrhea, and royal food like you.

Lin Mu stared, took a deep breath, and got ready, she was about to ring the first death knell for King Yunnan and King Xiangyang in today's sacrifice to heaven.

Next to Lin Mu, Lu Fuxin talked about the process of offering sacrifices to heaven. He knew that today would be the prelude to the end of the feudal lord, and he was afraid that something might go wrong with His Majesty. , I am cut off from the world.

　Happy Valentine's Day everyone!Lovers finally get married!

　　
　
(End of this chapter)