Bamboo horse is not a human being in his daily life

Chapter 67 [Prince and his sister-in-law] Wen Queyu kills the scumbag man
The office speed of the palace is extremely fast. The day before the marriage edict came out, the eldest prince was packed by the emperor and sent to the general's mansion the next day. He even carried three boxes of betrothal gifts and five attendants on a white horse and stopped at the general. In front of the house.

The eldest prince was actually quite depressed. He spent half of the day in his palace, teasing crickets and listening to ditties. He was rushed to the general's mansion before he heard the most lingering Liang Zhu.

The daughter of the General's Mansion has always been famous inside and outside the court as Lu Ziye.

This is also due to her father who loves daughters like his life, and can't tolerate his own daughter being shorter than others.

At that time, the court held an annual etiquette competition, and the theme was "My Family's Son." The Minister of Rites waved his sleeves and concisely and concisely gave everyone full freedom to use their imagination, "Do not deviate from the facts, do not be overly partial, and do not only praise without criticizing. "

After the three musts, he stroked his long beard again, and announced the award-winning gift with a gleam in his eyes.

"The first prize of this season can be exempted from going to court once, the second prize can get a copy signed by His Majesty, and the third prize can be a poem written by His Majesty!"

Good guy, as soon as the prize came out, all civil and military officials crowded their heads to fight for the No.1.

Many people felt that it was not fair. This is a restricted contest, only officials with cubs at home are allowed to participate. How come these single dogs have no official power?
Dissatisfied, must be dissatisfied, have to play, have to raise opinions, have to sit outside the palace to express dissatisfaction.

Seeing that the scene was so hot, the Minister of Rites quickly relaxed the conditions, "The cubs are not limited to humans! Flowers, birds, insects and fish are also acceptable!"

Now everyone was satisfied. After one, two, and three rounds, those with humanoid brats in their families were defeated one after another. Only the general who had hidden his fame and power and was ruthless and talkative was left to fight to the end.

The Minister of the Ministry of Justice, who has a dog-loving family, said, "My family is fat and has short legs and no ambition!"

The general snorted contemptuously when he heard the words, "My daughter can lie on the bed for a whole day without moving her nest!"

The Secretary of the Criminal Ministry refused to accept it, "My family can eat meat and bones raw!"

The general said indifferently, "My daughter-in-law can eat an old sow for a meal!"

The Minister of the Ministry of Justice was a little silly when he heard the words, and raised his hand to report, "Report! What the general said deviates from the truth!"

The Minister of Rites coughed twice and said, "What the General said is true. I have seen it with my own eyes and it is indeed true."

The general had the last laugh with his daughter eating an old sow's food, and happily returned home with a morning exemption reward, but was almost beaten by his wife to leave this beautiful world.

That night, everyone in the General's Mansion heard Madam's furious roar.

"So that you don't even want your daughter's reputation once in the morning? Other people's daughters are famous for being virtuous and virtuous. When it's your turn, the daughter eats an old sow?! I think you look like a pig!"

Therefore, even if the only daughter of the General's Mansion symbolizes the dual support of the General's Mansion and the Prime Minister's Mansion, the eldest prince is not very happy that his wife is a capable person who can fit an old sow.

He came reluctantly, and even the bride price he prepared was not very delicate.

His mother concubine Concubine Shu didn't have the time to ask about her son's future marriage, nor did she look at the bride price prepared by her son. After all, the annual concubine selection season is coming again, and the life and death of her and her son are tied to the emperor. Inside the waistband, don't be careless.

The general hugged his wife out of the yard to meet the eldest prince, only to see that the eldest prince was black, his face was sunken, and his whole body was very shriveled. Although he couldn't say it, he did have an excessively lustful face, which didn't look like much As clear and meaningful as the picture scroll.

The general's wife, who prefers to judge people by their appearance, was not very happy immediately, and after giving a salute to the eldest prince, she tugged on her husband's cuff and whispered, "Sir, is this a bit inconsistent? The eldest prince in my memory is not like that." Shame."

The general was a little embarrassed, only her wife thought it was a whisper, and the eldest prince's face was so stinky that he could pickle stinky tofu.

He quickly rounded up the field.

"Your Majesty, please sit inside. Your majesty's gift of marriage is a great grace of the emperor, but the courtiers are still young, and it is too early to talk about marriage. This matter has to be discussed in a long-term and detailed manner."

As soon as the general's wife heard her husband's formal tone, she didn't want to hear it anymore. She just found an excuse and slipped away to her daughter's room.

She thought that now that the sun is shining, her daughter should read the women's precepts and learn the three obediences and four virtues in front of the sun, lest her father go out to show off and only say that his daughter can eat and sleep.

As she expected, as soon as she stepped into the door, she saw her daughter lying motionless on the bed with a book covering her face. She looked at the title of the book.

Yo!Good guy!It is also "On the Influence of Family Education on the Ladies and Gentlemen".

She used the encouragement of love to carry out family education and slapped her daughter awake.

Wen Queyu had just dreamed of seeing Jiang Yousi in a yellow robe in the back garden. There was a soft girl on the left of that person and a hot girl on the right. When he saw her, he didn't hold back his sloppy movements, but smiled provocatively at her , and said, "It's really good that you arranged this character set for me."

Wen Queyu was so angry that he wanted to kill him, just as he pounced on him and strangled him by the neck, he felt that someone had grabbed the back of his fate.

When she woke up, she saw the general's wife who was about to smoke from her orifices, and said angrily, grabbing the flesh on the back of her neck.

"Aside from eating and sleeping all day long, can you do something serious?! What about three taels? I asked her to watch you study hard, where did she go?"

Wen Queyu rubbed his nose, a little embarrassed, "That's not true, mother, you can't question Sanliang's dedication, it's because her enemies are too powerful, it has nothing to do with her professional ethics, don't blame her."

". You girl is really big-hearted. The eldest prince has come to propose marriage, so why don't you sleep in the room?"

The more she thought about it, the angrier she became, and the more shameless she became, she grabbed Wen Queyu's arm and pulled him up.

"Your mother, I will be pissed off by you sooner or later. You go and see the daughter of the imperial censor's mansion next door. Don't talk about her, just compare her marriage!"

Her mother was so angry that her throat was filled with smoke, and she lowered her voice, "It is said that the girl is about to marry the prince! It's not that your mother and I are greedy for vanity and wealth. Just talking about the face of the prince is enough to make your mother and I The rest of my life is spent in pleasing to the eye! And what about you?! You go to the front yard to take a look at your future husband, it is an unsightly and appalling sight!"

As she spoke, she shook her head and sighed at her daughter's lack of progress and failure.

"You have won the fight against father and mother, why did you lose so badly in the fight against Xianggong?!"

Wen Queyu felt a little aggrieved by all these accusations, but when he heard the words of forming a good relationship with the prince, he immediately became angry, and cursed as soon as he hit the table.

"Who?! Who wants to marry the prince?!"

Her mother glanced at her indifferently, "The daughter of Yushifu."

After hearing the answer, Wen Queyu picked up a whip from the cabinet and went out.

The general's wife wondered, "What are you doing with the whip?!"

Wen Queyu gritted his teeth and replied, "Scumbag!"

　【small theater】

　　Wen Queyu: Tsk tsk tsk, Jiang Yousi, you Kangkang, you have such a sense of presence, you haven't appeared in two chapters! (Laughing up to the sky)

　　Jiang Yousi: Isn't it me in your dream?
　　Warm fish:? ? ? ?
　　Jiang Yousi: Tsk, it's all me in the dream, how much you must like me.

　　Wen Queyu: Where is my knife?
　　
　
(End of this chapter)