Bamboo horse is not a human being in his daily life

Chapter 58 [Star and Assistant] Jiang Yousi, Wen Queyu's Private Bamboo Horse

This plot can be described as advancing by leaps and bounds, directly skipping the part of the house fight and coming to the finale.

Xiao Qi didn't even realize it, the first thing he thought of was what the hell was going on with the sound effects?
"Madam Jiang's character design, you must have recorded it wrong too, right?!" Xiaoqi's little milk said in a muffled voice, trying to suppress the urge to get angry.

The sound effect of being hugged on Mrs. Jiang's lap immediately grinned when she heard Xiao Qi's voice, and smiled silly for a while, and then the words slowly followed its voice into her mind.

Before I could figure out how I recorded it, I started to feel guilty right away.

"No, no?"

It touched its forehead and said weakly, "Aren't you overly protective of your shortcomings and greedy for beauty?"

The sound effect turned his head to look at the amiable Mrs. Jiang, and strengthened his belief that he did not make a mistake. He whispered confidently, "Xiaoqi, I think I really did not make a mistake this time!"

Xiao Qi laughed angrily, and glanced at the character's emotional lines that should have been messed up on the screen, but turned into two thin arrows.

"Extremely protect one's weakness, greedy for beauty? Which kind of extreme, which kind of shortcoming to protect?"

It can't wait to jump out of its consciousness and kick the sound effect twice, this sound effect is purely teasing!

"I'll make you look down on the young man, and protect the beautiful man's shortcoming! It's good for you, you have all gone to Jiang Yousi's side!"

The sound effect pondered for a moment, and refuted Xiao Qi's words for the first time, "But, isn't the youngest and most beautiful man here not Young Master Jiang?"

Wen Queyu, who was silently eavesdropping on the conversation of the children's group, let out a chuckle, secretly hooked the corner of Gou Jiang Youpan's clothes, glanced at Mrs. Jiang, who was only interested in the sound effect, and immediately moved her body to lean next to Jiang Youpan to stick it on He whispered in his ear.

"You are simply beautiful across races!"

The beautiful gentleman who crossed races didn't feel the slightest joy of being praised, but instead glanced at her coldly.

Those charming auspicious eyes reflected the vast ocean lakes and Arctic glaciers, and the moment he raised his eyes, everything revived and spring flowers bloomed.

"Comparable to seventeen or eighteen male models who are good at showing off their figure?" His tone was cold, as if he was dealing with a stranger, but he frowned uncontrollably, a little troubled, but he looked cold The man has a bit of human warmth.

Jiang Yousi's appearance is really rare and cute. To use the most popular words today, it is called contrasting cuteness!

Wen Queyu's aunt's heart almost melted, and she quickly coaxed, "Are they worthy of competing with you?! Master Jiang, one against a hundred!"

"Heh," Young Master Jiang, who is one against a hundred, snorted softly, and ignored her with downcast eyes.

But his lips were raised quietly.

Jiang Yousi is a very boring person. He obviously likes to listen to flattery, but he pretends to be cool and disdainful of the world.

Either because he is good-looking or because he is good-looking!She must ignore him!Jiang Zuzong is really too difficult to serve.

But Jiang Zuzong's service was not in vain. He was very wealthy and the most indispensable thing in his body was beauty and money, especially in this strange world of novels.

Jiang Zuzong refused to think about things that could be solved with money.

This way of thinking is reflected in the issue of ratings.

A child in the room kept trying to jump from the ground onto the bed, and Wen Quyu, who was sitting on the bed in the posture of a Guanyin master, looked down on the little guy with cold eyes and muttered something.

"Give up, you are too short!"

Jiang Yousi was sitting on the head of the bed, covered with a quilt, nimbly operating the computer on his lap with his fingers.

The sound effect saw Jiang Yousi's action, and immediately yelled endlessly, "You can't cheat! You can't use money! You can't buy hot searches!"

Every time when the hand is about to grab the corner of the quilt, Ms. Wen, the master of Guanyin, will gently lift her foot to stop its ready-to-move little hand, and help it with words along the way.

"Your thinking is very extreme, please be cautious in your words and deeds."

"You can't buy hot searches! This is a foul! There will be penalties for fouls!"

The sound effect was in a hurry, and it regretted that its legs were too short to climb onto the bed!
There was a lot of noise over there, but Jiang Youbo, who was sitting on the bedside, didn't say a word. After finishing what he was doing, he closed the computer, and was given a headache by the mixed duo of warm fish and sound effects.

"Item reward, use it." He rubbed his eyebrows and said to the little man on the ground.

"What--?!"

After the person on the ground and the person on the bed uttered interrogative sentences together, they persuaded each other.

"Please think twice! You were very law-abiding before! You can't get close to ink and black! You have to stick to your beliefs!"

"Reward with props? Where are they used? How are they used? You don't need to discuss with me? Is it that I, Wen Queyu, have no family status, or are you, Jiang Yousi, arrogant because of your pampering?"

Jiang Yousi glanced at Wen Queyu who was chattering and muttering.

His brows are full of green mountains and distant waters, mist and light clouds, and peach blossoms are hooked around his lips, which are short-lived, just like a fairy who came out of a painting for fun.

Fairy Jiang pursed her lips proudly, and said in an informing tone.

"Change to an ability that can predict ratings."

"Ah, this is not bad! Master Jiang, you really have a bottom line!"

"That's it?! No, Jiang Youpan, how can you just change this?! Can't you change to a super power that makes me explode overnight?! You prodigal—"

The ending sound was swallowed back by the other party's eyes, Wen Gan dared not speak out but was very cowardly, shrank his fingers weakly, moved to the corner, and pursed his mouth, "Okay, okay."

Her aggrieved appearance amused Jiang Yousi, who was originally serious. He opened the computer that had just been closed, and showed her the data on the homepage.

"The last time-traveling program you participated in was broadcast, and the reactions on the Internet were all focused on Sui Yu and Shi Long. At this rate, you may have to win the newcomer award in your next life."

It was only when Jiang Yousi analyzed the data that he barely looked like an assistant. Wen Daxingxing, who had returned to the correct route, looked at the discussion rankings on the homepage with a sad face, and scrolled down the page for a long time before seeing himself at the end , Immediately worried.

"Then what should I do? Do you think I can save this?"

"Do you have any specialties?" Assistant Jiang looked up at her from the computer.

Wen Queyu thought for a while and hesitated, "I... I sing very well, the soul singer! And besides, I can also write novels!"

After Jiang Youbo thought for a while, he rejected her, "Not everyone wants to be poked into their souls by you. As for writing a novel?" He chuckled, "Are you talking about "The College Entrance Examination and You Are Important" or "If You Were a Starlight" "?"

Wen Queyu suddenly fell silent.

She thought for a long time with a bitter face, and felt like she was back when the university club was recruiting new students, and suddenly she had a flash of inspiration!
"I have something, only I have it, no one else has it! Besides, boys are envious, girls are jealous!" She raised her chin happily, with a happy face.

This sentence rarely aroused Jiang Yousi's interest, he asked, "Oh? Let's hear it."

Miss Wen, who was so proud that her tail was almost up to the sky, was immediately very happy. She twirled her fingers, and finally pointed at Jiang Yousi with a soft and waxy voice.

"Hey, Jiang Yousi——Wen Queyu has a bamboo horse!"

After finishing speaking, the girl with her little tail raised asked him expectantly and nervously.

"How? Is this my specialty?"

　【small theater】

　　Wen Queyu: Jiang Yousi, am I very powerful? Am I very powerful? !
　　Jiang Yousi: Well, it's really amazing.

　　Wen Queyu (expectation): Where is it amazing?

　　Jiang Yousi: Zhuma is very powerful.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)