Bamboo horse is not a human being in his daily life

Chapter 29 [Small dress-up game] Don't bully Xiao Qi

A six or seven-year-old girl stood on the ground with her hands on her hips. She was just as tall as Jiang Yousi's knees sitting on the sofa. Her round little body was wrapped in a bright red festive jumpsuit.

The big dark eyes dodged immediately when they met Jiang Yousi's gaze.

Xiao Qi actually felt a little guilty. She had gotten Wen Queyu into this little game. Wouldn't Jiang Youbin, a vengeful master like him, retaliate against her?
But Jiang Yousi didn't say anything, as if he didn't see her at all, completely indifferent.

On the screen, a person and a cat were sitting on the bed together, and the sound effect was sitting on Wen Queyu's lap, and a whimper rolled out of his throat.

"Xiao Qi, meow, how did I become a cat?!"

Xiaoqi was furious, "Stupid sound effect! Who told you to run in without listening to me?! You made me come to you again! You stupid, stupid, stupid!"

It's a pity that the cooing little girl's voice has no intimidating effect at all. It's all about the arrogance of a little girl acting coquettishly.

The sound effect suddenly became more sad, and the whole cat was dejected.

Wen Queyu grabbed its ears and threatened Xiao Qi in front of the screen.

"I'm carrying the cat hostage, Xiaoqi, I advise you to recruit it truthfully. What's going on here?"

Xiao Qi snorted softly, completely disdainful of answering such interrogative sentences. As soon as she finished her snort, she felt that the air pressure around her dropped a few degrees. The desire to survive made her, a little girl, hug the legs of the table of fate, and quickly explained.

"This is a small game, very simple! After entering the checkpoint mode, each piece of clothing will have its own score according to the keywords of the checkpoint. It is very easy to choose the one with the highest score to pass the checkpoint!"

Wen Queyu was not ignorant of these things.

After seeing Xiao Qi, he wouldn't say anything, Wen Queyu thought about it, and asked Jiang Yousi.

"Ruan Ruan, what you see now is Xiao Qi's entity?"

Jiang Yousi glanced at the little man holding the table legs, then at the little man sitting on the bed on the screen, and responded casually as a reply.

Wen Queyu immediately beamed with joy, "Quick! Tie her up to me! Search for welfare! Must search for welfare!"

She held the sound effects on her legs in her hands, dangling in the air, "Jiang Ruanruan, are you looking at me? Look! Just like me! Give her! Tie her up!"

The sound effect was shaken in her hands until it kept meowing.

Like some hell on earth.

And the little devil himself didn't feel anything wrong at all, and kept calling Jiang Yousi's name.

Xiaoqi immediately shrank under the table when she heard the words, "This is not allowed!"

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Jiang Yousi didn't answer, and didn't say a word to Xiao Qi from beginning to end. He looked at the time, lifted Wen Queyu, who was sitting on the bed and ravaging the sound effects, to stand up, and pulled him around.

Wen Queyu was picked up so suddenly that he almost threw the sound effect in his hand away. He was so shocked that he almost exploded, but he heard the man's cold voice seemed to ring in his ears.

"Warm the fish, it's time."

The tone seemed to say, 'Wen Que Yu, it's time to hit the road. '

She was so frightened that she trembled, "Ruanruan, do you remember what Xiaoqi said just now? You must, must, must remember to check the scores!"

"What are you nervous about?"

The calm Jiang Yousi even took the iced cola on the table, and while drinking, he clicked on the interface of breaking through the level.

Even skipping the introduction of the plot, Wen Queyu stood in a familiar position before he could react. He was still in the familiar white nightdress, but there was a small golden frame on the right side of his head.

[The power of matching - sexy! 】

What the hell?

"Heh." Jiang Yousi obviously saw the level requirements, and smiled wildly, "It's really, embarrassing me."

Embarrass your size!
Wen Queyu dared not speak out, but put on an awkward yet polite smile on his face, with a soft voice.

"Grateful heart, thank you."

Fortunately, after Wen Queyu acted like a coquettish, flirted and rolled around begging for krypton gold, he drew a bunch of clothes with different attributes in the card pool, so it was not too difficult to see this theme. After clicking on the development style, Jiang Yousi took a look, Then complain.

"These two tweets are cos goats?"

The girl in the middle of the screen had her long pink hair turned into silver shoulder-length curly hair, with symmetrical hairdos on each side. She looked good-looking, but it had nothing to do with being sexy.

Wen Queyu was a little anxious, "As long as the score is high, Ruan Ruan, don't use your aesthetics to speculate on the developer's thinking."

As soon as the words fell, the white nightgown on her body turned into a dark blue dress that stretched the floor. If you want to say that the only thing that has something to do with sexiness is probably the exposed arms and the V-neck.

At this moment, Jiang Youbo has completely figured out how to be sexy in the game world. This feeling is like thinking that it is a Ferrari and then getting into a baby carriage. It is pure deception.

He suddenly became a little impatient, even humming very arrogantly.

"Did you come to play 4399 games with your daughter?"

The filial daughter immediately called obediently, "Thank you, Dad."

Jiang Yousi, "."

If the ones just now can be tolerated, after clicking on the shoe column and seeing that the one with the highest score is a pair of black leather boots, Jiang Youpan felt that he couldn't bear it anymore, and frowned and complained while pointing to the little girl.

"Long skirt and leather boots?"

Wen Queyu responded smoothly, "Is it so beautiful that it knows no boundaries?"

After finishing speaking, he nodded and was very proud of his Chinese skills, "It's very fluent."

After secretly complacent, Wen Queyu found that Jiang Youpan stopped talking, and after silently changing her into the accessories with the highest scores, he looked at the little girl in the middle of the screen and fell into a long silence again.

The girl was wearing a dark blue dress and black leather boots. She had a frighteningly large pink bow on her neck, and a metallic lotus petal-shaped headband on her bangs, stuck neatly in the middle, like a New Year hanging. The strong presence of the red lantern-style earrings that go up is hard to ignore.

The overall feeling can be described in one sentence——

"It's like you're being dragged to the market to sell pork on your way to a dinner party."

Wen Queyu, "???? Why do you speak so harshly to me based on the ratings given by the system?!"

But overall, ignoring this mix-and-match outfit and just looking at the score column is quite satisfying.

Jiang Yousi looked at the screen with a face full of indescribable words, which zoomed up to the top of Miss Wen's head, to the ears of Miss Wen, to clothes and shoes.

It feels like the aesthetics have been baptized once.

When the word "perfect" jumped to the center at the end, Jiang Youbin could no longer bear it and returned to the closet with Miss Wen in a mixed style.

Wen Queyu was still screaming at Perfect Perfect, and the clothes on his body suddenly became primitive. Before he could react, he changed from the primitive white cotton skirt pajamas to a dark little dress.

Seeing that he was so dissatisfied with the outfit just now, Wen Queyu suddenly felt a little funny.

Jiang Yousi is completely straightforward, look!Isn't this exactly a performance against the dress-up mini-game!
This idea turned around in my mind, but before I could say it, the interface returned to the card draw pool all of a sudden.

Wen Queyu was stuck on the edge of the screen again and could only pop out a small head, "Why are you drawing cards again?"

Jiang Youbo didn't answer, and used the words "Krypton Gold to raise a daughter" to the extreme. After a burst of dazzling light, ten pentagonal cards appeared on the screen, but Jiang Youbo didn't even look at them and just clicked on them. However, another round of card drawing.

Wen Queyu is very familiar with Jiang Yousi's persistence in this aspect.

When he was in elementary school, he ate instant noodles and collected the Three Kingdoms cards. He clearly disdained playing this game, but after Wei Heng showed off in front of him again and again, he finally couldn't bear it any more, and the next day he took a complete set of cards and slapped them on the table. When he was thrown in front of Wei Heng, his tone was as harsh as possible.

"This needs to be collected for a month?"

Wei Heng was depressed on the spot.

I don't know where it touched Young Master Jiang's desire to win. Wen Queyu just feels that from this moment on, the point of this game is not at all to get the remaining four perfections and let her go out, but to--

Master Jiang tried to save the aesthetics of the entire game on his own.

It's terrible.

Wen Queyu slapped his forehead, thinking that he could go to sleep and then visit Jiang Youpan who was addicted to drawing cards.

Xiaoqi was ignored by Jiang Youbo for so long, and she was able to ensure her life safety was not threatened. She tried her best to climb onto the sofa on the other side and sat down. When she was sitting, she tilted her head and fell asleep leaning against the armrest of the sofa.

There was also a snoring sound on the screen.

Echoing inside and outside.

Jiang Youpan paused in his card-drawing movements, and pulled the warm fish whose head was bit by bit in mid-air and almost disappeared at the edge of the screen to the middle of the screen.

She hasn't woken up yet, the physique of the paper figure makes her stand upright, but her head moves forward and backward, like a chicken pecking at rice.

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When he woke up again, he was lying on a big hard bed with a big fat cat beside him.

"If it wasn't for you guys changing the plot without authorization, it wouldn't be where it is now!"

"Do you really think that I won't deal with you now that you're wearing the skin of a child?"

"It's useless for you to clean me up! She can't get out if she can't complete the task!"

"Heh, do you think I'm struggling with something you can't figure out?"

"What else?! Although I am not a human being, I have a backbone! I will not change my principles just because of your violent behavior!"

Disputes.

Wen Queyu rubbed his eyes, got up from the bed, and asked suspiciously, "Ruan Ruan? Are you arguing with Xiao Qi?"

Xiao Qi was so angry that he hummed, "This is not a quarrel! He is abusing children!"

Wen Queyu immediately became emotional, "Are you bullying Xiaoqi?!"

The big fat cat lying next to him also arched his body suddenly, and made a purring sound in his throat, "Don't bully Xiao Qi!"

Wen Queyu immediately agreed, "You can't bully her! The child is disobedient and needs to be beaten! It's useless to just reason! The way you dealt with Wei Heng before will definitely make her subdue!"

The sound effect fell on Wen Queyu all of a sudden, and there was an overpowering, "Don't bully Xiaoqi!!!"

　(Forcibly saluting): Although I have few chapters, everyone is doing well!Each chapter has no less than 15 pages!Everyone, love me again, don’t leave just because I have few words (crying)

　　
　
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