The hero is fucking the system

Chapter 9

Yuan Jiu lowered his face, and his tone was suddenly tinged with anger, "Duan Jinyu, didn't I tell you, don't call other people's father, do you know that you will cause trouble to others?"

Duan Jinyu was crying, with a very aggrieved tone: "...the little goldfish has poo!"

"Just call me, anyway, I won't lose a piece of meat." Gu Xiao was suddenly surprisingly easy to talk.

Yuan Jiu's eyes were vigilant: This guy can talk so easily?

Sure enough, Gu Xiao said again in the next second, his tone of teasing was undisguised: "As long as he doesn't call you mom, but calls me dad, I can accept it."

Yuan Jiu held back the swear words that were about to come out, and smiled on the surface: "Benefactor, you are joking, I am his mother, how could he not call me."

"Papa!" Duan Jinyu climbed onto Gu Xiao's outstretched hand, then tilted his head cutely, stared at Yuan Jiu, and pondered for a few seconds, "Ah, auntie?"

Ahhhhh!
Son, that is your enemy, the big villain who will abuse you thousands of times in the future, is it really okay for you to be so close to him!

Yuan Jiu was tired: "System, did the hero have no IQ when he was young?"

[Does a two-year-old child need to have any IQ? 】The system frowned like a star.

Yuan Jiu's face was grinning, and the fire in his heart was burning wildly.

"Children can be taught." Gu Xiao was in a good mood, stretched out his hand and squeezed Duan Jinyu's face twice, "It feels good."

After a pause, he turned his eyes away, looked at Yuan Jiu's face, "You...forget it."

"Children have a lot of cheeks, commonly known as baby fat." Yuan Jiu controlled the gushing anger in his heart, and smirked slightly: "I'm an adult, and my face is thinner, so I definitely don't feel as good as him."

"I don't dislike you for being thin." Gu Xiao looked at her seriously, "I dislike you for being ugly."

No, can, endure (｀^)!

"You can also go to the mountains and stay for three years." Yuan Jiu said unhappily: "Going to the fields to do farm work every day, sleeping less than eight hours a day, and being beaten, that's all, see if you can maintain your current state .If I were to say that I used to be cute in appearance..."

Yuan Jiu snorted, took out the old mobile phone from the new bag, and handed a group photo of roommates to Gu Xiao, "Look, the one in the middle is me, with fair skin and beautiful long legs, I just asked you if you look good."

"I've never seen someone who is so narcissistic and praises himself." Gu Xiao said in a disdainful tone, he glanced over indifferently, took a few glances, and then commented slowly: "This photo is pretty good."

Yuan Jiu said sincerely: "It's purely natural. At that time, my mobile phone didn't have photo software. Take a second look and look carefully."

As a beauty-loving boy, I don't allow others to call me ugly!

"Oh." The corners of Gu Xiao's mouth curled into a faint smile, "You are pretty, but now you are dark and ugly, what can you do?"

If it weren't for the special situation now, Yuan Jiu would definitely cover Gu Xiao's face with the table full of food.

Talk to girls like that!Smelly man with big pig's hooves!

What Yuan Jiu failed to do, Duan Jinyu did for her.

"Papa, I want to pee..."

Duan Jinyu raised her head, just after saying this, Gu Xiao felt the heat and humidity on the suit pants.

His face darkened instantly.

As soon as Yuan Jiu saw his expression, she knew what good her son had done. She looked at Duan Jinyu, who had an innocent and naive expression, and felt a pain in her head.

"Well...Mr. Gu, you give me the little goldfish, and I'll take him to take a bath and change a diaper." Yuan Jiu didn't dare to laugh, she was afraid that her smile would provoke Gu Xiao, and it would be bad if it added fuel to the flames.

Gu Xiao's eyes sank, and after a turmoil, he suddenly hooked his lips into a smile.As the saying goes, one smiles to hide one's grievances, but seeing his smile, Yuan Jiu feels that the future is extremely miserable.

(End of this chapter)