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Chapter 75 Junior Sister, She's Super Strong But Too Cowardly 21
Chapter 75 Junior Sister, She's Super Strong But Too Cowardly 21
Lili has never seen such a big scene, and the exorcism can be so grand.
In the big yard of the rich man, there were a bunch of legendary artifacts to dispel the evil spirits, and the bewitched mad man was tied to a chair, shaking his body indiscriminately.
Holding a mahogany sword, the Taoist priest played around with the sword giggling in place, then dipped in some wine, breathed fire on the candle, and then poured a large bowl of black dog blood on the bewitched young master face to face.
The young master covered in dog blood seemed to be stimulated and struggled desperately. The Taoist immediately picked up the strangely colored yellow liquid from the desk and poured it on the young master's head, causing a stench to radiate.
"It can't be a boy's urine, right?" Bai Qi, who was a bit of a clean freak, had a particularly sensitive nose, and when he smelled a strange smell, he questioned his soul.
"You're right, you're so smart!" Long Lin, who was used to superstitious ghosts and gods in the countryside, confirmed Bai Qi's guess with a blank expression.
Bai Qi's face turned pale in an instant, and he didn't dare to look at the young man with mixed blood and urine, so as not to stain his eyes,
"Sky Lingling, Earth Lingling, go away!" The Taoist priest picked up the willow stick from the table and slammed it on the young master, making a loud crackling sound.
Master Fu's heart throbbed with pain from the sound of the willow whip, hitting his son's body and hurting his father's heart!
Mr. Zhongxie looked at the Taoist priest with more stern eyes, and he opened his mouth and roared loudly, accusing the Taoist priest of whipping.
The Taoist whipped the whip to the left and the right without mercy, swinging the wicker back and forth, which made people feel pain from the whip.
But the symptoms of the bewitched young master became more and more crazy, and he didn't get better at all.
Master Fu was not happy, he used such an extreme method of exorcising evil spirits, but it was ineffective, and immediately roared: "Get out of this Taoist priest who pretends to be a ghost, and beat him up by the way, how dare you deceive me? I really don't know what to do !"
The servants came in one after another, set up this so-called Qingshan faction master, and took him out of their sight.
"You knew early on that he was not a senior from our Qingshan faction, and you wanted to see his jokes?" Bai Qi looked at Long Lin suspiciously.
"Are you blind? He doesn't even have the jade badge of our Qingshan Sect disciple. Even the senior who came down the mountain would not be so stupid as to reveal his identity and not show his jade badge to prove it. It's obvious that he is a parallel importer." Long Lin said in a serious manner. analyze.
The Taoist priests were driven away, which was regarded as an example to warn these high-level people, don't take the opportunity to deceive people to make money, this master is not easy to fool.
"Next, let the old monk do it for you!" The fat monk with a shiny head took a step forward and sat cross-legged in front of Mr. Zhongxie, chanting words with an unfathomable feeling.
Who knows, the young master didn't buy the monk's account at all, he just shook the chair, fell forward, and fell straight in front of the monk, the monk quickly moved back a little bit to avoid being bitten by the crazy young master, and continued to pretend to chant sutras .
It's so boring~ Lili couldn't help yawning, the fat monk was talking, sitting motionless, if it wasn't for his mouth moving, she suspected that this guy was fast asleep.It's been too long since the exorcism, it's not as interesting as the Taoist just now, but there are still some martial arts action scenes.
As expected, the young master was tired from tossing and tossing on the fallen chair, so he didn't move much.
"My son seems to be getting better." The rich man shouted in surprise, and was about to walk forward to check the situation carefully.
Perhaps Mr. Bewitched had enough rest, he broke free from the loose rope, jumped out of the chair that bound him, opened his mouth wide, and gnawed on the fat monk's shoulder.
The fat monk was caught off guard by the attack, screamed in pain, pushed the young master away, and then hid behind the rich man in fear.
The bewitched young master rushed to his own father, and bit the rich master's arm without letting go.
Master Fu called his servants to help them separate quickly, Long Lin let out a long sigh.
Bai Qi expressed his puzzlement. He always felt that Long Lin knew something inside and didn't tell him. Curiosity exploded: "This monk is also weird, isn't he?"
Long Lin glanced at Bai Qi lightly, and then explained: "Seeing that the fat monk's mouth is full, his mouth is full of greasy, obviously he has eaten meat and vegetables. How can a monk be contaminated with wine and meat?"
"I know this, so this is a fake monk!" Bai Qi raised his hands and answered first.
Long Lin shook her head speechlessly, alas, why is this person's IQ not always online?
"Our elder is from the Wu Zhu sect, much more reliable than their impostors." The female disciple beside the white-haired old woman spoke for her master.
"I invite the elder!" The housekeeper took the place of the injured rich man and guarded the position.
The white-haired old man staggered forward, and after a bunch of fancy movements, he made a bowl of talisman water and asked his disciple to pour it down according to the young master.
Immediately she stood in front of a large plate of rice, holding a bamboo pole and began to practice, and the bamboo pole began to write automatically: What you owe me, pay with your son's life.
The butler panicked: "Is there really a ghost possessing the young master? What should I do?"
"Since you owe something to the ghost, just pay it back! Did your master owe something to some people when he did business in the early stage, so they settled the accounts after they died..." The old woman was talking nonsense seriously.
"How did you know?" The old housekeeper was stunned. The old woman was a good fortune teller, and she guessed right. The rich man once borrowed money from other people to start a business, and later became rich, but the man died, so he had no plans. Pay back the money.
"I learned this from asking Mi. Prepare now! I'll help you send it to the ghost. If he gets what he wants, he won't follow your son." The old woman proposed a solution with great understanding and righteousness.
The skeptical housekeeper was about to order someone to withdraw the money as the old woman said.
"Wait a minute!" Long Lin couldn't see it. She dared to come out with such a low-level deception. She really didn't understand if the person who was deceived was a fool with too much money.
"Tsk tsk tsk, are you in such a hurry to ask for money? Are you running away in a hurry to get the money?" Long Lin came to the old woman and looked at her disdainfully.
"You little girl, what nonsense!" The old woman who was exposed immediately retorted, but she seemed to have no confidence.
"Since you know so much about Mi, can I ask you, is the ghost possessing him male or female?" Long Lin pointed at Mr. Zhongxie and asked.
"Men!" The old woman replied without hesitation.
"But, you are wrong!" Long Lin picked up two branches, clamped the young master's middle finger firmly, and recited a formula by the way.
In an instant, a circle of black air filled the body of Mr. Zhongxie, and a sharp female cry of pain came out of Mr. Zhongxie's mouth.
"See, the ghost is a woman!" Long Lin let go of Mr. Bewitched, waiting for the old lady's reaction.
The butler finally recognized the truth about the old woman, and she was another scammer, so he ordered the old woman to be kicked out.The group of disciples of the old woman yelled and cursed unconvinced.
"I don't have this quality at all, and I'm definitely not from Wu Zhumen!" Bai Qi concluded with a sudden realization.
"When I was wandering in the street, I saw them asking around for information. Presumably, what they knew came from asking, and they didn't ask Mi at all." Long Lin added the truth.
"Wow, you are so amazing! You have such a good memory, you can observe every detail!" Bai Qi stared at Long Lin with adoring eyes.
"Restraint, there are other classmates watching, although I am really too strong!" Long Lin raised her head proudly.
Lili said that she was speechless, she actually watched the whole famous scene of the male and female protagonists sprinkling sugar and pretending to be coquettish.Uh, this feels pretty good, without her on stage, it's relaxing and happy!
(End of this chapter)
Lili has never seen such a big scene, and the exorcism can be so grand.
In the big yard of the rich man, there were a bunch of legendary artifacts to dispel the evil spirits, and the bewitched mad man was tied to a chair, shaking his body indiscriminately.
Holding a mahogany sword, the Taoist priest played around with the sword giggling in place, then dipped in some wine, breathed fire on the candle, and then poured a large bowl of black dog blood on the bewitched young master face to face.
The young master covered in dog blood seemed to be stimulated and struggled desperately. The Taoist immediately picked up the strangely colored yellow liquid from the desk and poured it on the young master's head, causing a stench to radiate.
"It can't be a boy's urine, right?" Bai Qi, who was a bit of a clean freak, had a particularly sensitive nose, and when he smelled a strange smell, he questioned his soul.
"You're right, you're so smart!" Long Lin, who was used to superstitious ghosts and gods in the countryside, confirmed Bai Qi's guess with a blank expression.
Bai Qi's face turned pale in an instant, and he didn't dare to look at the young man with mixed blood and urine, so as not to stain his eyes,
"Sky Lingling, Earth Lingling, go away!" The Taoist priest picked up the willow stick from the table and slammed it on the young master, making a loud crackling sound.
Master Fu's heart throbbed with pain from the sound of the willow whip, hitting his son's body and hurting his father's heart!
Mr. Zhongxie looked at the Taoist priest with more stern eyes, and he opened his mouth and roared loudly, accusing the Taoist priest of whipping.
The Taoist whipped the whip to the left and the right without mercy, swinging the wicker back and forth, which made people feel pain from the whip.
But the symptoms of the bewitched young master became more and more crazy, and he didn't get better at all.
Master Fu was not happy, he used such an extreme method of exorcising evil spirits, but it was ineffective, and immediately roared: "Get out of this Taoist priest who pretends to be a ghost, and beat him up by the way, how dare you deceive me? I really don't know what to do !"
The servants came in one after another, set up this so-called Qingshan faction master, and took him out of their sight.
"You knew early on that he was not a senior from our Qingshan faction, and you wanted to see his jokes?" Bai Qi looked at Long Lin suspiciously.
"Are you blind? He doesn't even have the jade badge of our Qingshan Sect disciple. Even the senior who came down the mountain would not be so stupid as to reveal his identity and not show his jade badge to prove it. It's obvious that he is a parallel importer." Long Lin said in a serious manner. analyze.
The Taoist priests were driven away, which was regarded as an example to warn these high-level people, don't take the opportunity to deceive people to make money, this master is not easy to fool.
"Next, let the old monk do it for you!" The fat monk with a shiny head took a step forward and sat cross-legged in front of Mr. Zhongxie, chanting words with an unfathomable feeling.
Who knows, the young master didn't buy the monk's account at all, he just shook the chair, fell forward, and fell straight in front of the monk, the monk quickly moved back a little bit to avoid being bitten by the crazy young master, and continued to pretend to chant sutras .
It's so boring~ Lili couldn't help yawning, the fat monk was talking, sitting motionless, if it wasn't for his mouth moving, she suspected that this guy was fast asleep.It's been too long since the exorcism, it's not as interesting as the Taoist just now, but there are still some martial arts action scenes.
As expected, the young master was tired from tossing and tossing on the fallen chair, so he didn't move much.
"My son seems to be getting better." The rich man shouted in surprise, and was about to walk forward to check the situation carefully.
Perhaps Mr. Bewitched had enough rest, he broke free from the loose rope, jumped out of the chair that bound him, opened his mouth wide, and gnawed on the fat monk's shoulder.
The fat monk was caught off guard by the attack, screamed in pain, pushed the young master away, and then hid behind the rich man in fear.
The bewitched young master rushed to his own father, and bit the rich master's arm without letting go.
Master Fu called his servants to help them separate quickly, Long Lin let out a long sigh.
Bai Qi expressed his puzzlement. He always felt that Long Lin knew something inside and didn't tell him. Curiosity exploded: "This monk is also weird, isn't he?"
Long Lin glanced at Bai Qi lightly, and then explained: "Seeing that the fat monk's mouth is full, his mouth is full of greasy, obviously he has eaten meat and vegetables. How can a monk be contaminated with wine and meat?"
"I know this, so this is a fake monk!" Bai Qi raised his hands and answered first.
Long Lin shook her head speechlessly, alas, why is this person's IQ not always online?
"Our elder is from the Wu Zhu sect, much more reliable than their impostors." The female disciple beside the white-haired old woman spoke for her master.
"I invite the elder!" The housekeeper took the place of the injured rich man and guarded the position.
The white-haired old man staggered forward, and after a bunch of fancy movements, he made a bowl of talisman water and asked his disciple to pour it down according to the young master.
Immediately she stood in front of a large plate of rice, holding a bamboo pole and began to practice, and the bamboo pole began to write automatically: What you owe me, pay with your son's life.
The butler panicked: "Is there really a ghost possessing the young master? What should I do?"
"Since you owe something to the ghost, just pay it back! Did your master owe something to some people when he did business in the early stage, so they settled the accounts after they died..." The old woman was talking nonsense seriously.
"How did you know?" The old housekeeper was stunned. The old woman was a good fortune teller, and she guessed right. The rich man once borrowed money from other people to start a business, and later became rich, but the man died, so he had no plans. Pay back the money.
"I learned this from asking Mi. Prepare now! I'll help you send it to the ghost. If he gets what he wants, he won't follow your son." The old woman proposed a solution with great understanding and righteousness.
The skeptical housekeeper was about to order someone to withdraw the money as the old woman said.
"Wait a minute!" Long Lin couldn't see it. She dared to come out with such a low-level deception. She really didn't understand if the person who was deceived was a fool with too much money.
"Tsk tsk tsk, are you in such a hurry to ask for money? Are you running away in a hurry to get the money?" Long Lin came to the old woman and looked at her disdainfully.
"You little girl, what nonsense!" The old woman who was exposed immediately retorted, but she seemed to have no confidence.
"Since you know so much about Mi, can I ask you, is the ghost possessing him male or female?" Long Lin pointed at Mr. Zhongxie and asked.
"Men!" The old woman replied without hesitation.
"But, you are wrong!" Long Lin picked up two branches, clamped the young master's middle finger firmly, and recited a formula by the way.
In an instant, a circle of black air filled the body of Mr. Zhongxie, and a sharp female cry of pain came out of Mr. Zhongxie's mouth.
"See, the ghost is a woman!" Long Lin let go of Mr. Bewitched, waiting for the old lady's reaction.
The butler finally recognized the truth about the old woman, and she was another scammer, so he ordered the old woman to be kicked out.The group of disciples of the old woman yelled and cursed unconvinced.
"I don't have this quality at all, and I'm definitely not from Wu Zhumen!" Bai Qi concluded with a sudden realization.
"When I was wandering in the street, I saw them asking around for information. Presumably, what they knew came from asking, and they didn't ask Mi at all." Long Lin added the truth.
"Wow, you are so amazing! You have such a good memory, you can observe every detail!" Bai Qi stared at Long Lin with adoring eyes.
"Restraint, there are other classmates watching, although I am really too strong!" Long Lin raised her head proudly.
Lili said that she was speechless, she actually watched the whole famous scene of the male and female protagonists sprinkling sugar and pretending to be coquettish.Uh, this feels pretty good, without her on stage, it's relaxing and happy!
(End of this chapter)
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