Quick Travel: Cannon Fodder Guide to Survive

Chapter 58
Lily's current cultivation level shown to the Qingshan Sect is two-star elementary, which is the same level as the male and female protagonists and Zhong Gu.Lu Yao is slightly worse, one-star high-level.

Lili coaxed and tricked Xiao Yu into eating Yi Rong Pill, and turned into a fat boy Zhong Gu.Zhong Gu, on the other hand, pretended to be the aloof Venerable Xiao Yu, and had already acted aggressively among the elders.

Xiao Yu, who looked like a fat boy, pulled Lili's sleeve, and whispered coquettishly: "Sister, I want candied haws! I want candied haws!"

"Don't talk, or the candied haws will be gone!" Lili threatened, not to spoil children too much when necessary, but to be fierce when it's time to be fierce.

Xiao Yu immediately looked at Lili with teary eyes, acting like a pissed off daughter-in-law.

"Don't cry. If you cry, you won't even get the candied haws for tomorrow and the day after tomorrow!" Lily continued to threaten her cruelly.The little brat Xiao Yu is a little too young to dare to use his tear offensive to put pressure on this heroine.

"Sister, I won't cry anymore, I want candied haws!" Xiao Yu wiped away his tears and looked at Lily pretending to be strong.

The people who eat melons around are stunned, they only heard that the fat boy Zhong Gu is very mean to this little junior sister, but he didn't expect the meanness to such an extent that he almost begged for it.

When Zhong Gu saw Xiao Yu acting recklessly in his own skin, his old face was completely mortified and he couldn't even look at it.The leader Zhang Cheng sitting next to him laughed at Li Jingjing's new disciple without even blinking.Li Jingjing was furious and started a war of words.

This group of elders, who didn't think it was a big deal, sat on the mountain and watched the tigers fight with great interest, quietly watching Li Jingjing and the leader Zhang Cheng quarreling, and Zhong Gu, who was caught in the middle, said it was very hard.Can you stop spraying him in the face!His icy face was almost unstoppable.

Lili carried silly Xiao Yu into the secret realm, tied Xiao Yu's hand with a rope, like an adult taking a child for a walk, for fear that the little kid would get lost.

After passing through a long light tunnel, Lily came to a barren desert. At first glance, there was only a long stretch of yellow sand, with rolling dunes and no edge in sight.

There were a total of more than a dozen new disciples, and they were a little dazed when they saw this scene, and they looked at each other in blank dismay.

"We can't act separately. It's easy to get lost in the desert. Once we get lost, it will be dangerous, so we'd better act together and pass the test of the secret realm together." A dark and strong man raised his hand and spoke first.

Yes, someone took the opportunity to fight for the role of leader, and Lily looked at this man with a loud voice with great interest.

"You are only a one-star mid-level, how can you learn from others to be the leader!" A man immediately stood up and objected.

"We women are thoughtful and consider the overall situation better than your male disciples. I think I can try to be our captain." A tall, thin female disciple also stepped forward to recommend herself.

Then this group of male and female disciples who had their own thoughts began to quarrel over the team leader. Lili didn't want to join this naive election, so she led the silly Xiao Yu and secretly left the team.

"Sister, I'm thirsty!" Silly Xiao Yu held Lili's hand, refused to leave, and looked at Lili expectantly.

Lily had no choice but to open the storage space Zhong Gu had prepared for her, and was surprised to find that the entire space was filled with sugar cane.Lily was speechless. Although eating sugar cane in the desert was very refreshing and quenching her thirst, there was no need to stay so long!

Lili took out a piece of green and yellow sugar cane, and handed it to silly Xiao Yu: "Eat it! This is more effective than water!"

Silly Xiao Yu hesitated to look at this stick-like sugarcane, holding it for a long time without moving.

"Naw! Do you know how to chew sugar cane?" Lili also took one herself, nibbled on the hard sugar cane skin, rubbed it, and bit down a section of sugar cane. After chewing, the refreshing and sweet juice filled her mouth. Bravo.A must-have product for desert travel, sugar cane!

Silly Xiaoyu saw Lili eating happily, and was eager to try it, but he didn't know how to peel off the sugarcane skin, and he couldn't eat it, so he had to ask Lili for help: "Sister, help me peel it!"

"It's fun to eat sugarcane by peeling it yourself. It's good for mobilizing your teeth and joints. Let me show you another one." Lili had already successfully wiped out one sugarcane, took out another one, and wiped the ground. Chewing again.

Xiao Yu tried to follow suit but failed, so he chose to give up, and stared at Lili aggrievedly.Lili couldn't stand the attack from Xiao Yu's small eyes, so she had no choice but to take out the dagger and peel his skin.

Lili peeled the skin neatly with the dagger. The rustling sound of peeling was quite rhythmic, but something felt wrong, and suddenly there was a creaking sound in the peeling sound.

"Stop! Littering! Plant a hundred trees as punishment!" A white bone arm stretched out, pointed at the bagasse and sugarcane bark on the ground, and roared.

Lili looked aside along the bone, and was so frightened that the freshly cut sugarcane fell off the sand, covering it with a layer of sand.

Xiao Yu watched the sugarcane he was thinking about falling freely, and was about to cry, kneeling in front of the sugarcane, as if he was kneeling in front of someone's tombstone.

"You, you, what the hell are you!" Lily pointed at the skeleton man vigilantly, holding a dagger.Damn, I've hit a ghost in broad daylight!
"You little girl is really rude! It's wrong to talk to someone with a knife!" The skeleton man pointed out Lili's mistake angrily, supporting his bones.

"Sister, my sugar cane!" Xiao Yu tugged at Lili's trousers blankly.

"I've hit a ghost, why are you eating sugarcane, run away!" Lili grabbed Xiao Yu and ran away at a speed of [-] meters.

The skeleton man looked at the figure in the distance angrily, and shouted: "Don't let me run into you again, or plant two hundred trees!"

Lily stopped in front of an oasis with lingering fears, and finally there was something to cover the damn sun, it was so vicious!I don't know if it will turn into a black charcoal head directly after playing the trial.

Just as Lily leaned against the tree to take a breath, a group of skeleton men came towards her. Lily was retreating, and then she found another group of skeleton people behind her. It's not enough to hit a ghost just now, a group is needed!Scary ghost story?

"Sister, are we going to say hello to them?" Silly Xiao Yu asked innocently.

"Don't talk! Squat down and don't move!" Lili pushed Xiao Yu into the grass, and quickly squatted in the grass.

Lily observed the situation from the gaps in the grass, and the skeleton men lined up in a very regular formation, and then a big bone man full of air held a trumpet-shaped piece of wood and shouted: "The eighth broadcast of the bone clan Gymnastics begin now! One, two, three, four, twist the shoulders, two, two, three, four, twist the waist, three, two, three, four, twist the ankles, four, two, three, four, open the chest..."

Wow, are the current secret realms so up-to-date?They all do radio gymnastics together to keep in good health.

The bone man was moving the skeleton with weird movements, the big bone man screaming more and more vigorously, all the bone men kicked the ground and vibrated.

"Great! Great!" Silly Xiao Yu suddenly applauded abruptly, and the bones immediately noticed the movement here, and collectively looked at the bushes where Lili was squatting.

Lili covered Xiao Yu's crow's mouth in time, but it was still exposed.Great for your size!I really want to stun this fool with a stick!

Under the dead stares of all the skeleton men, Lily decided to strike first, jumped out of the grass, and put on a friendly smile: "Hey, how are you!"

The Bone Man stared at Lily in confusion for a long time, and then they all fled for their lives as if seeing a devil, and shouted in fear: "Help! There is a monster!"

Pushing and shoving each other, the bones of the skeletons collided with each other, and a serious stampede occurred, causing some bones of the skeletons to scatter, which was unbearable to watch.

"Sister, build blocks!" Silly Xiao Yu jumped out at some point, and put the broken bones back together like building blocks with great interest.

Several bone heads on the ground were too frightened to make a sound, and quietly rolled away from silly Xiao Yu's clutches.

Lili thought she was going to roll up her sleeves and fight to protect herself, but she didn't expect the skeletons to be afraid of them.She observed carefully, this group of skeleton men was different from the vicious one just now, these guys were relatively short in stature, and then she had a bold guess, could these be students?
Lili grabbed the silly Xiao Yu's restless paw and ordered: "Don't mess around, you are the only one who asks if they are missing bones. Then I will compensate them for your candied haws, and you will have no candied haws to eat."

When Xiao Yu heard that this matter involved his own snacks, he didn't dare to act rashly and pretended to be a wooden man.

Lily picked up the head that was trying to escape, so that his face was facing her, the bones could not be caught, and the whole head was shaking with fright.

"What's your name?" Lily stared at the shiny bald skull carefully, and tapped it curiously, thinking about playing like a wooden fish.

The bones stopped shaking, and there was a weeping sound, a bit like the sound of playing an ocarina.

"Sister, this voice is so nice! Can you ask him to sing louder!" Silly Xiao Yu suddenly looked up at Lili and suggested excitedly.

"I didn't expect you to be so heartless. He's crying. You make him cry louder. Thank you for being able to say it!" Li Li slapped Xiao Yu on the head without hesitation, teaching him to have a heart of compassion.

"He's just telling the truth, why are you so fierce!" Xiao Yu pouted aggrievedly, very reconciled to Lili's education.

"Hey, it turned out to be you two litterers. You actually messed up in our school." A familiar scolding sound sounded, and then the familiar sand-covered sugar cane swung over.

　Wife-protecting madman Xiao Yu is ready to go online <(￣3￣)>
　　
　
(End of this chapter)