Quick Travel: Cannon Fodder Guide to Survive

Chapter 35
Lili Salted Fish recuperated for a week, she felt abandoned by the world, she was so bored.No job, no income, life tragedy!

During the period, the white horse brand eDonkey and the bullet brand helmet advertisements were launched, and there were a bunch of inexplicable emoticons.

Due to the unexpected publicity effect of Lili's toilet cleaner advertisement, Lili received a live broadcast invitation from Superman, but the content of the live broadcast was a bit too heavy.

Lili came to the live broadcast as promised, and Wang Jingjing sat aside, waiting to watch the show.Lily was manipulated by the staff and transformed into a superwoman again. She felt helpless that life was not easy. The shame in life was nothing. Making money was the most important thing.

"Welcome Lili, our toilet cleaning superwoman!" In the live broadcast room, the little brother of the host introduced to the audience in the live broadcast room very enthusiastically.

"Good morning, audience friends!" Lily put on a business smiling mask and greeted the camera politely.

"Is Lili ready for today's challenge?" the little brother said mysteriously.

"Come on! I'm ready!" Lily rolled up her sleeves, as if ready to fight.

"Okay! Come on guy!" The little brother clapped his hands, and the pure white curtain fell behind him, and a bathroom with bright tiles appeared behind him.

Lili never expected that the job came so suddenly, it appeared right away, without even a tactful transition, ah~ This is the challenge of life, caught off guard, surprises of fate, everywhere!
The smile on Lili's face obviously froze. The little brother is a very winking person, changing the subject, communicating with the audience, and giving Lili enough time to adapt.

Lily finally regained her composure, and came to the toilet on her own initiative, and said to the host righteously: "I can do it!"

"First of all, please Lili, let us experience the Superman toilet and explain her experience!"

Lily sat down on her buttocks familiarly, twisted her buttocks, felt it deeply, and then took the pose of a world-renowned sculpture thinker resting her chin in meditation, thinking about how to describe the experience of sitting on the toilet.

Then this scene was frantically screenshotted by the audience, this is a new emoticon material.

"Yes, the Superman brand toilet is really different. The design conforms to ergonomics. When you sit on it, your waist doesn't hurt, your legs don't hurt, and you can poop smoothly!" Lili suddenly realized, raised a small paw, like Like a primary school student, he answered the teacher's questions obediently.

"Uh~, thank you Lili for such a wonderful experience report!" The corner of the host's mouth twitched obviously.

"Next, do you want to use the Superman brand abalone brush and the Superman brand toilet cleaner to wash the Superman brand toilet?" Lili took the initiative to fill in the next process by herself.

"Yes, Lili is really clever!" The host was inexplicably robbed of his lines, and his good professionalism forced him to show an embarrassed but polite smile, and instructed Lili to use it while introducing the product's functions.

Lili started to wash the toilet very actively. First, she rinsed the toilet wall with water, then poured in the blue toilet cleaner, and rubbed the toilet vigorously with the abalone brush until the whole toilet was covered with blue. With one sound, the task was perfectly completed.

And the host also breathed a sigh of relief. With such a desperate speed of washing the toilet, I don't know why Lili often does it by herself?

Later, Lily also treated the cleaned toilet with Superman air freshener and Superman toilet cleaner.

Lili was very satisfied with this job. She made tens of thousands of yuan by simply broadcasting live for one hour. It was a great deal. She will come again next time she has such an opportunity.

What Lily didn't know was that through this live broadcast, she once again climbed to the top of the hot search list and was successfully promoted to toilet superwoman. The accompanying picture: I contracted this toilet!

Toilet Thinker Lily: Mmmmm~ Don't get in the way of me shitting! (Sit on the toilet to think about life)
Raise your hands and answer the toilet seat experience: the poop is smooth. (Come on, I'm going to explode)

Lily washes the toilet: I am a toilet cleaner, I love to wash the toilet. (Life is like a toilet, wash it and it will be clean)
"I hope that crowdfunding and toilet supplies will never be separated!"

"Heixinli has become more and more funny recently. She and the toilet are really a family, and they all smell so bad."

"Heizi above, people bring you joy, so be polite! Do you know how to be grateful?"

"Lily hasn't been a monster recently. It's quite normal. She should give her a chance to reform herself."

"The emoticon pack is very easy to use, and I found that I am more sandy than the emoticon pack!"

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Lili felt that Xu Jie must have done it on purpose, because he actually invited her to be a flying guest of the recent new variety show "Wang Wang Paradise", which is a variety show that takes care of cute puppies.But the price is too attractive. Lili's fear of dogs can be cured under the temptation of money, and she feels that she can overcome any difficulties.She gritted her teeth and agreed.

Standing at the gate of Wangwang Paradise, Lili took a lot of deep breaths, but she still couldn't calm down her fear.She looked at the door in embarrassment, not daring to take half a step forward.She overestimated her fear of dogs, and the cheerful barks came from the yard, and her feet were limp and trembling when she heard them.

"If you really don't want to participate, let's go!" Wang Jing really couldn't see it, someone wanted to risk his life for money.

"No, the liquidated damages are three times the salary! If you leave, you will lose a lot! Give me a little more time to prepare." Lili continued to stand very resolutely.

"Lily, you're here, come in quickly, don't keep the dog waiting!" Xu Jie smiled maliciously, slipped an extra-large white-haired Labrador, and walked directly to Lili at the door.

When Lili saw a big live dog, she was terrified, triggered a self-protection warning, and ran away immediately.The Labrador received the signal of Lili's strange behavior, and before Xu Jie could react, it broke free from the rope in Xu Jie's hand, and happily chased in the direction where Lili was running away.

Outside the Wangwang Paradise is a large lawn surrounded by fences. Lili ran around the lawn several times without getting rid of the Labrador, but Xu Jie followed closely and shouted: "Lili, stop quickly, Dabai is very happy!" Be good, I won't bite you, I just want to get close to you, you will arouse his curiosity, and he will chase you, stop quickly!..."

"I'm not stupid. I can't run away after being chased by a dog, waiting to be bitten? You must be taking revenge on me, and let the dog bite me! You have no conscience! It's my fault that I invited you to drink herbal tea before!" Lili Running and complaining.

The sun was just right, and on the green lawn, Lili was running for her life in front, the white Labrador dog was chasing after her, and Xu Jie was desperately calling for a stop behind the dog.However, Lily and Labrador, one person and one dog, didn't seem to take it seriously, and Xu Jie's yelling was useless.

Suddenly a sharp whistle sounded, the Labrador stopped, turned around and looked back, then saw something, immediately changed direction, and ran excitedly to the gate of Wang Wang Paradise.

Lili could finally breathe a sigh of relief, and stared at Xu Jie resentfully: "I am a very vengeful person, and your evil deeds have been entered into the revenge blacklist by me, just wait and see!"

"I'm wronged! I'm not revenge! Aren't you very short of money? I specially found you a job opportunity, but you don't know how to be grateful! What a guy who repays his kindness." Xu Jie defended.

"I've seen your purpose clearly, don't try to trick me!" Lili insisted on her own thoughts, and ran back to the entrance of Wangwang Paradise like a cold snort, and Xu Jie followed helplessly.

I saw a fat woman with a heroic face, beckoning to the dog with a serious face.

With the support of the dog trainer Liu Ting, Lili doesn't have to be scared for the time being. She is really a mysterious and powerful woman. She can train the dog so well that it runs eastward, which is too strong.

"Why don't you leave? Your artist will stay with us for three days. I'll help you look after it. It's fine!" Xu Jie looked at Wang Jing who was stuck not far away like a log.This man's death stare really made Xu Jie a little uncomfortable, as if he had done something outrageous.

"I'll keep an eye on you, don't try to make small moves!" Wang Jing gave Xu Jie a cold look, and then continued to stand at attention uniquely.

"I really don't understand, why do you think of people so badly? I'm a good person!" Xu Jie continued to look innocent and aggrieved by the slander.

However, this trick was of no use to Wang Jing. Wang Jing ignored someone's delicacy and continued to follow Lili.

Under the protection of Liu Ting, Lili temporarily let go of her vigilance towards dogs. Now she is holding Liu Ting and refusing to leave. This saucy and fierce big sister feels too safe. In this dangerous Wang Wang Paradise, hugging You can't go wrong with tight golden thighs.

Other guests who participated in Wang Wang Paradise also came out to walk their dogs, each with a dog that fits their own style.

A stubble-faced elder brother led a very big husky towards Lili. The husky's big furry tail was still wagging, and its big eyes were staring at the front stupidly.

The moment the husky saw Lily, it seemed that he had taken the wrong medicine. He broke away from his big brother's rope control, flew to Lily's feet, and rubbed Lily with his black fur.

Lili was so frightened that she froze in place for an instant, not daring to act rashly, with a bitter face, and her mouth trembled when she spoke: "Help, help, help~ I, I'm afraid of dogs~"

Brother Beard came over, held Husky in a very embarrassed way, and comforted him gently: "Er Bao, he likes you! He likes to rub on pretty people the most."

"That's right! A group of our guests want to be his temporary host, but Er Bao refuses. Brother Li said that Er Bao is a beauty control, and only gets close to pretty ladies. This shows that you fit Er Bao's aesthetics very well!" Xu Xu Jiebangkou.

"Xu Jie, you hurt me! Who doesn't know Erha can tear down the house! Let me be its temporary owner, and it can tear me down first!" Lili hid behind Liu Ting and accused Xu Jie.

"Why don't you get the point? You are beautiful enough, Erbao likes you! That's why I recommend you." Xu Jie was helpless, can this human brain circuit go back to the right way, don't always go out of the way Small roads, thinking is not on the same road.

"What does that matter? Can you change to a dog that is too small and less aggressive, such as a Chihuahua?" Lili did her homework very carefully before the show, and she has a general understanding of the types and characteristics of dogs. one time.She must at least fight for it, it won't hurt so much to be bitten by a puppy!
"No, the program team will arrange this for you! Why don't you discuss it with the director?" Xu Jie blamed the director. He was only responsible for recommending Lili to be on the show, and the program team took care of the rest.

The director urged with a loudspeaker: "If you want to shoot, shoot, if you don't shoot, leave, don't be suspicious."

Lili knew that her work attitude was unprofessional, which angered the director, so she had to be obedient, endured the fear in her heart, and held the rope.

(End of this chapter)