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Chapter 265 The Rich Wife Accidentally Played Off 65
Chapter 265 The Rich Wife Accidentally Played Off 65
Early the next morning, the two couples looked at the mirror and brushed their teeth in unison, as usual, with expressionless faces.
It's just that this time Lili stopped Qin Yang from leaving the bathroom: "Well, your beard seems to have grown out, it doesn't seem to fit your elite temperament, how about I help you shave?"
Qin Yang stopped in his tracks, froze in place, and looked at Lili suspiciously.
Lili felt guilty because of the scrutinizing gaze. After careful consideration yesterday, she realized that the domineering wife took too long to take effect. She was afraid that the task would fail, so she made a new divorce plan: a scary wife, imitating the operation of those perverted wives, Having made her husband nervous in a short period of time, Qin Yang should be eager to get a divorce for the sake of his life this time.
The perverted wife performs routine operations, forcibly shaving her husband’s beard, using a gloomy look as she treats lambs to be slaughtered to shave wool, and delicately and slightly threateningly manipulates the razor to slide across her husband’s face, making someone feel the fear of having their neck on the edge of the knife .
"Don't get me wrong! Husband and wife are one body. When you go out to meet people, it also represents the face of the Qin family. You can't be seen as unkempt and unshaven. It's easy to be suspected that my wife is not good enough, and it will also affect you. The image of being tall and tall in the minds of subordinates! Besides, your right hand is not convenient, so I will do it for you, which is normal!"
Lili pulled out a bunch of reasons from her mind so that Qin Yang could agree.
See how much Miss Ben thinks of you, promise me quickly, or beat you up!
"Okay! I'll trouble you then!" Qin Yang nodded in agreement.
Lily is so excited!Hahaha, finally justifiably seized the opportunity to do something, it's time to kill my husband to prove the truth!Bah, spitting and repeating, it should be a shave to preach!She is a good citizen who abides by the law, how can she think of such an illegal criminal operation?
Lily rubbed her fists, picked up the shaving cream and razor, looked up at Qin Yang's handsome, glowing white face with glowing eyes.
Yo yo yo!Wait a minute, it will be the plaything of this lady!
Qin Yang trembled when he was stared at by the horrifying eyes, and felt a little bad for no reason.
"Do you know how to shave?" He really didn't trust Lily, and always felt that she wanted to do some tricks.
"Leave it to me! Wait a minute and let you see the birth of the best shave!" Lili is full of confidence. She watched the video of shaving yesterday, and she is already familiar with the technique.
It's just a clip of a classic suspense detective film. The perverted wife finds that her husband wants to escape from control. She dresses her husband in the morning, shaves her beard, and puts on a tie. The seemingly gentle movements make people feel hairy Stand upside down, frightened.A professional actor, polishing his acting skills, starts from imitation.
Lili pretended to be familiar with the process and squeezed out the foam from the shaving cream, put it in the palm of her hand, and then paste it on Qin Yang's chin.
Qin Yang was caught off guard and felt his chin cool slightly. A soft and boneless hand moved across the lower half of his face through the snow-white foam. Then his fingers flicked and rubbed on his skin, and it became more and more strange. Then he Out of the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of himself in the mirror and turned into Santa Claus with a white beard.
At this moment, Lili is still conscientiously imitating the video clips, the perverted wife's warning massage|massage technique with murderous intentions, and tinkering with Qin Yang's face, but her acting skills are indeed a bit clumsy, and she has not been able to grasp the perverted wife's movements and demeanor for a long time. Not afraid that Qin Yang would discover the clues, he repeated squeezing and applying foam many times, and unknowingly covered the lower half of someone's face with a thick layer of white foam.
Qin Yang was speechless. Seeing someone's operation, he wanted to continue to spread foam on his face. His mouth was also blocked by foam. He didn't want to open his mouth to swallow bubbles, so he had to stop it with his hands. He grabbed someone's tiny Wrist, eyes signaled: enough, stop painting!
Lili would get it wrong: That's it, that's the reaction. In the video, the male protagonist couldn't stand the female protagonist's creepy tricks, grabbed the female protagonist's hand, and stared at the female protagonist as if begging for mercy.
But Lili only cared about the plot in the video, did not carefully analyze Qin Yang's helpless expression, acquiesced that it was in line with the development of the plot, and decided to continue.
She opened Qin Yang's left hand, put down the shaving cream, and imitated the eerie smile of the perverted wife's lips. Then she held the handle of the knife with her white and tender fingers, raised the razor in her hand, and gradually approached Qin Yang s face.
Qin Yang started to feel a little uneasy. What kind of rhythm is this?Why does she smile so scary?
However, he still tried his best to suppress his urge to run away, and stood there, waiting for Lily's hand to drop the knife.
"Tell me, should I shave the left side first? Or the right side?" Lily recited the perverted wife's lines with emotion, with murderous intent.
As expected of her!This line is solid!Listen to this voice, listen to this intonation, listen to this modal particles!There is no doubt about the perverted wife herself!
Qin Yang didn't know how to answer, his mouth was full of foam and he couldn't open his mouth!What does it mean to ask his opinion at this time?
"Oh~ I think it's better to shave the left side! The left side of your face is more three-dimensional and prettier!" Lily drawled, asking and answering herself, smiling evilly, and made a faint decision with sudden realization.
Then, she dangled the sharp and shiny razor over Qin Yang's left face, looking at him coldly.
Before slaughtering a pig, you have to boil water, and before shaving, you have to do a lot of foreplay, exaggerating enough fear, making people unhappy, and feeling that life is worse than death.
Qin Yang couldn't understand what kind of tricks Lili was going to play. He just felt that she had been weird since she asked to help with shaving. He hadn't started yet, and he was a little tired of waiting. Money!How much money wasted by someone!
Then, when Qin Yang was unprepared, Lili went straight down with the knife, the blade inserted into the thick foam, and stopped motionless on the surface of the foam.
Qin Yang's little heart was terribly frightened, so couldn't he give a notice before making a move?
Lili remained motionless as if the pause button had been pressed. She met Qin Yang's overly clear eyes.
Why doesn't he hide?The hero in the video closed his eyes and turned his face to avoid the moment the razor fell because he was afraid of being hurt, but Qin Yang trusted her so much and let her do anything wrong on his face.
A strong sense of guilt welled up in her heart, and she felt very complicated. She shouldn't use such a dangerous method to force people to retreat, it was too much.
The strength in her hand suddenly relaxed, and the razor fell to the ground with a clang. Qin Yang's eyes followed the fallen razor downwards, and when he looked up, he saw Lili's depressed expression.
What's up with her?Why are you suddenly unhappy?Aren't you still eager to shave him?
Lili couldn't stand Qin Yang's caring and worried eyes. She lowered her head and said dully, "You do it yourself! I'm afraid I'll hurt you!"
After that, she bypassed Qin Yang and ran out of the bathroom without looking back.
Qin Yang looked at Lili's thin back who was running away, and his heart seemed to be blocked by something!
(End of this chapter)
Early the next morning, the two couples looked at the mirror and brushed their teeth in unison, as usual, with expressionless faces.
It's just that this time Lili stopped Qin Yang from leaving the bathroom: "Well, your beard seems to have grown out, it doesn't seem to fit your elite temperament, how about I help you shave?"
Qin Yang stopped in his tracks, froze in place, and looked at Lili suspiciously.
Lili felt guilty because of the scrutinizing gaze. After careful consideration yesterday, she realized that the domineering wife took too long to take effect. She was afraid that the task would fail, so she made a new divorce plan: a scary wife, imitating the operation of those perverted wives, Having made her husband nervous in a short period of time, Qin Yang should be eager to get a divorce for the sake of his life this time.
The perverted wife performs routine operations, forcibly shaving her husband’s beard, using a gloomy look as she treats lambs to be slaughtered to shave wool, and delicately and slightly threateningly manipulates the razor to slide across her husband’s face, making someone feel the fear of having their neck on the edge of the knife .
"Don't get me wrong! Husband and wife are one body. When you go out to meet people, it also represents the face of the Qin family. You can't be seen as unkempt and unshaven. It's easy to be suspected that my wife is not good enough, and it will also affect you. The image of being tall and tall in the minds of subordinates! Besides, your right hand is not convenient, so I will do it for you, which is normal!"
Lili pulled out a bunch of reasons from her mind so that Qin Yang could agree.
See how much Miss Ben thinks of you, promise me quickly, or beat you up!
"Okay! I'll trouble you then!" Qin Yang nodded in agreement.
Lily is so excited!Hahaha, finally justifiably seized the opportunity to do something, it's time to kill my husband to prove the truth!Bah, spitting and repeating, it should be a shave to preach!She is a good citizen who abides by the law, how can she think of such an illegal criminal operation?
Lily rubbed her fists, picked up the shaving cream and razor, looked up at Qin Yang's handsome, glowing white face with glowing eyes.
Yo yo yo!Wait a minute, it will be the plaything of this lady!
Qin Yang trembled when he was stared at by the horrifying eyes, and felt a little bad for no reason.
"Do you know how to shave?" He really didn't trust Lily, and always felt that she wanted to do some tricks.
"Leave it to me! Wait a minute and let you see the birth of the best shave!" Lili is full of confidence. She watched the video of shaving yesterday, and she is already familiar with the technique.
It's just a clip of a classic suspense detective film. The perverted wife finds that her husband wants to escape from control. She dresses her husband in the morning, shaves her beard, and puts on a tie. The seemingly gentle movements make people feel hairy Stand upside down, frightened.A professional actor, polishing his acting skills, starts from imitation.
Lili pretended to be familiar with the process and squeezed out the foam from the shaving cream, put it in the palm of her hand, and then paste it on Qin Yang's chin.
Qin Yang was caught off guard and felt his chin cool slightly. A soft and boneless hand moved across the lower half of his face through the snow-white foam. Then his fingers flicked and rubbed on his skin, and it became more and more strange. Then he Out of the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of himself in the mirror and turned into Santa Claus with a white beard.
At this moment, Lili is still conscientiously imitating the video clips, the perverted wife's warning massage|massage technique with murderous intentions, and tinkering with Qin Yang's face, but her acting skills are indeed a bit clumsy, and she has not been able to grasp the perverted wife's movements and demeanor for a long time. Not afraid that Qin Yang would discover the clues, he repeated squeezing and applying foam many times, and unknowingly covered the lower half of someone's face with a thick layer of white foam.
Qin Yang was speechless. Seeing someone's operation, he wanted to continue to spread foam on his face. His mouth was also blocked by foam. He didn't want to open his mouth to swallow bubbles, so he had to stop it with his hands. He grabbed someone's tiny Wrist, eyes signaled: enough, stop painting!
Lili would get it wrong: That's it, that's the reaction. In the video, the male protagonist couldn't stand the female protagonist's creepy tricks, grabbed the female protagonist's hand, and stared at the female protagonist as if begging for mercy.
But Lili only cared about the plot in the video, did not carefully analyze Qin Yang's helpless expression, acquiesced that it was in line with the development of the plot, and decided to continue.
She opened Qin Yang's left hand, put down the shaving cream, and imitated the eerie smile of the perverted wife's lips. Then she held the handle of the knife with her white and tender fingers, raised the razor in her hand, and gradually approached Qin Yang s face.
Qin Yang started to feel a little uneasy. What kind of rhythm is this?Why does she smile so scary?
However, he still tried his best to suppress his urge to run away, and stood there, waiting for Lily's hand to drop the knife.
"Tell me, should I shave the left side first? Or the right side?" Lily recited the perverted wife's lines with emotion, with murderous intent.
As expected of her!This line is solid!Listen to this voice, listen to this intonation, listen to this modal particles!There is no doubt about the perverted wife herself!
Qin Yang didn't know how to answer, his mouth was full of foam and he couldn't open his mouth!What does it mean to ask his opinion at this time?
"Oh~ I think it's better to shave the left side! The left side of your face is more three-dimensional and prettier!" Lily drawled, asking and answering herself, smiling evilly, and made a faint decision with sudden realization.
Then, she dangled the sharp and shiny razor over Qin Yang's left face, looking at him coldly.
Before slaughtering a pig, you have to boil water, and before shaving, you have to do a lot of foreplay, exaggerating enough fear, making people unhappy, and feeling that life is worse than death.
Qin Yang couldn't understand what kind of tricks Lili was going to play. He just felt that she had been weird since she asked to help with shaving. He hadn't started yet, and he was a little tired of waiting. Money!How much money wasted by someone!
Then, when Qin Yang was unprepared, Lili went straight down with the knife, the blade inserted into the thick foam, and stopped motionless on the surface of the foam.
Qin Yang's little heart was terribly frightened, so couldn't he give a notice before making a move?
Lili remained motionless as if the pause button had been pressed. She met Qin Yang's overly clear eyes.
Why doesn't he hide?The hero in the video closed his eyes and turned his face to avoid the moment the razor fell because he was afraid of being hurt, but Qin Yang trusted her so much and let her do anything wrong on his face.
A strong sense of guilt welled up in her heart, and she felt very complicated. She shouldn't use such a dangerous method to force people to retreat, it was too much.
The strength in her hand suddenly relaxed, and the razor fell to the ground with a clang. Qin Yang's eyes followed the fallen razor downwards, and when he looked up, he saw Lili's depressed expression.
What's up with her?Why are you suddenly unhappy?Aren't you still eager to shave him?
Lili couldn't stand Qin Yang's caring and worried eyes. She lowered her head and said dully, "You do it yourself! I'm afraid I'll hurt you!"
After that, she bypassed Qin Yang and ran out of the bathroom without looking back.
Qin Yang looked at Lili's thin back who was running away, and his heart seemed to be blocked by something!
(End of this chapter)
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